In before Afrotech.

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we here at aperture science would like to thank you in your participation of said experiment. Proceed down into this dark corridor to receive your cake as a token of our appreciation. :)

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And Cain went out from the presence of the Lord, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

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You were nice to Ariel.

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I'm going to functionnn all over Ariel....

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In After Ariel

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in before ariel

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In Ariel.

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^before afrotech is in Arial?

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the cake is a lie.

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I gotta tell ya, every time I hear that song on the radio (almost everyday at my Subway job while I'm feeling stressed), I think of this site. It's almost an instant vacation. I find myself smiling when I'm putting the veggies on the sandwiches, when I'm at the till, or doing prep work in the back when this part of the song comes on. If someone asked why I was smiling, what would I say? Some guy named nutnics on a site called YTMND made this thing where the Little Mermaid is giving Megatron an erection?

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also FAV'd

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In before Afrotech.

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robots like redheads.

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I like you

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I like German porn.

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I like cake, but sadly I haven't gotten any, yet...

oh boy.

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Did you like fix the slide? I remember this having more slide. Needs moar slide.

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In after afrotech

afrotech is gonna be PISSED...another man eyeballin his mermaid. oh no he DI-INT

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1) You just watched her turn into a human. Pay more attention. 2) Everyone loves Ariel. I don't mind as long as she loves me.

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ownt

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gg

Old Rusty

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robot slide looks odd. Not as good as sliding cat, which actually improved that site.

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This is his Robot Slide. No update needed.

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what is a cat slide?

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leave the sliding to cats instead of to pussy robots

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http://olympics2012.ytmnd.com/ sliding cat used to slide but now he is vibrating cat which is actually a conspiracy against democracy and freedom thereby making nutnics a terrorist and enemy combatant which thereby entitles you to use any force short of waterboarding... wait, no, now you can use waterboarding to find out what he did to sliding cat.

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What was that site? with the dog that scuttled or scooted, i think it was scootdog... what ever happened to scootdog?

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5 for scootdog in comments

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5 for reminding people about scootdog, by mentioning slidecat. http://scootdog.ytmnd.com/

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i go out on friday night and i come home on saturday morning

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The Robot Slide was even bigger than the Ickey Shuffle by '89.

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omg ickey shuffle ftw!!!

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The Curley Shuffle was bigger than the Rappin' Duke!

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F, ucking pointless. you only made this to suck afrotechs e-penis. f*g.

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you could have done better nugget.

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It's iDick now. Get with the times. F*cking English teacher.

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nugget's idea of a good time is licking crusty cumstains off his father's 89 Ford Fiesta's rusty back seats while listening to Spice Girls on the radio as mommy drives him to go see his favourite movie, Batman and Robin.

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Woah woah woah, that Batman and Robin comment goes too far!

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afrotech, with a comment as detailed as that you'd think you experienced that yourself. tell me, tip-nipper, is it common for spout homosexual fantasies to which in fact you yourself fantasize about daily but when it comes to presenting those to the public, you switch yourself out with someone else because you don't want to risk ruining that fake womanizing persona people think you have over a cartoon.

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IM RUBBAR UR GLUE LOLOLOLOLOL

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nugget i liked you better when you got all emo and disappeared for a few months.

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"F, ucking pointless. you only made this to suck afrotechs e-penis. f*g." http://olympics2012.ytmnd.com/

http://nuggetrape.ytmnd.com/

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I hope, on the last day before max takes magnets to ytmnd's servers, that he reveals who everyone is in real life. If nugget turns out to be someone like, say, syncan, then this whole ytmnd thing will have been worth the price of admission.

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ytmnd-user-connection-chart.html

I know for a fact Ariel prefers Autobots

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i thought she like the dangerous rebel side of the deceptacons

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Actually she just has one criteria, the size of their guns. Hence...

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this site will be killed™

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Great timing from baka

how do robots get boners?

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Fake ID's

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At their local Radio Shack, of course.

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He's just a love machine.

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OH MY GOD

OMFG I TOLD YOU AFROTRON EXISTED BUT NOBODY BELIEVED ME IM GONNA GET A NOBEL F*CKING PRIZE FOR THIS

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He's super serial guys.

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1) Enough talking about Afrotech at desperate attempts to get upvoted comments 2) This site reminds me of when Disney actually tried to make a f*cking good cartoon 3) Thanks for minding the reflections. 4) Give it up already Afrotech, I f*cked her, and it was good. o shi

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Noone talks about me to get upvotes. All it would do is get a useless +1. People upvote the comments because everyone loves Ariel because she is sweet and kind and beautiful and loves to be naked and have sex with objects that are bigger than her.

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scaly fish vagina ftw

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Afrotech where are you?!

*signs list of people who wish this would happen to them*

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my guess is that this site will be deleted. btw can i have a link to the img of the dude doing a sweet karate kick?

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lolwhut

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This is one of those sites made of quality... Like the reflection on the water

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wow I just noticed that. Definetly makes it a 5

In before Afrotech.

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lol not

5 for being nothing like the book.

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OH MY F*CKING GOD ARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anyone who does not 5 this is a worthless piece of sh*t who sucks Ahmadinejad's c*ck all day long and loves to get assf*cked by sabertooth tigers while sucking on max goldberg's dirty toenails.

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Which Ahmadinejad?

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I lurve it!

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commenting now so I remember to view it later

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Is it wrong for me to be so turned on by an animated character? You should have used a Decepticon less sexy than Megatron.

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HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

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where's james dean

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multiple personality disorder

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On a poster above your bed. Just the way you like it.

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actually i do have a james dean poster howd you know

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CAUSE HE'S Jimmy Dean, DAMMIT, HE GOES WHERE HE PLEASES. EVEN AFTER DEATH.

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meh

S'romantical.

MMMMMEGATROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

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Megatron likes women who can transform, too.

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I would have waited an eternity for this...

Optimus Prime will still get it in the end.

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http://optimusprimelove.ytmnd.com/ Don't be so sure.

F*GTMND

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I 5'

I 5'd this cause the only keyword is 1986

3'd because I'm a f*g and like JT. Oh and because I have f*cking no idea what this is about.

come on people afrotech is the robot notice the "tech" in his name it wasn't until 1987 that he sported the afro thus becoming afrotech. What his name was before then is still unknown

ha i thought this would be one of Afrotech's. "I still function" = lmao

WTF!?

"She's transforming into a human!" "Then she's transforming ... TO HER DOOM."

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i rofl'd, but i dont know why.

I like how he floats supreme gif maker

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If I fix it, Korf41 might start a bunch of hate crimes

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crimes against huge manatees.

IT GOT FIXED. Now unfix sliding cat.

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Thank you Ariel for giving me my first boner

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-all for justin timberfail

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I should probably leave a true comment on the original site to inform nutnics that he created a good site and that I did in fact view it as promised before.

east.ytmnd.com

Only Ariel can justify Justin Timberlake music.

damn beat me to it

justin timberlake makes everything worse... except for this site

Afrobot.

i hate justin timberlake for being so gay yet making decent songs and making me kind of like some of his songs and i hate myself for doing so

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cool song, till it gets f*cked up by the guy's voice.

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No redeeming qualities whatsoever. Congratulations.

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Epic domain grab!

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There's a gyro place in Chicago called East of Edens. Good food there.

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holy crap this is hot

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i would f*ck Ariel.

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I've only had the opportunity to look once, but her fish-panties say "reserved" on them

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Por que?

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why is this rated so high? Its not even funny

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First, learn how to read. Then, read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberty . It will prepare you for what is going to come in a few years time.

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yes, afrotech is right, puberty makes you think disny characters are hot, and people arent entitled to other opinions that difer from his.

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I see you are having trouble with words that are more than 5 letters long. Don't worry you'll get it right some day hang in there little guy!

The interpretation of the -θ- in Avestan zaraθuštra was for a time itself subject to heated debate because the -θ- is an irregular development: As a rule, *zarat- (a first element that ends in a dental consonant) should have Avestan zarat- or zaraϑ- as a development from it. Why this is not so for zaraθuštra has not yet been determined. Notwithstanding the phonetic irregularity, that Avestan zaraθuštra "with its -θ- was linguistically an actual form, [is] shown by later attestations reflecting the same basi

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...boooonnnnnnerrrrrrrrrr! lol

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Is this a remix? Where can I find this song? It doesn't sound like Timberlake's regular "LoveStoned"

it's the I Think She Knows Interlude

how do you know this, btape? O.o

F*CK YES

F*ck yes!

I'm glad you added the significant year of 1989 to the keywords

I don't get it...

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Where is the soul?

... da fug ...

there it is.

this is potentially, the most WTF thing on the internet.

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not even close. Still, WTF?

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:-*

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In after Afrotech.

FAPPITY FAP FAP, anyway 5'd

+5 for bringing together the two things I love most.

ptkfgs'd

At last, Ariel has a vagina!

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Amazing edits Nutnics.

Get to the action!

This is so sick.

I could definitely see having her lay her eggs so I can fertilize them with my man-jelly.

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Ariel's tail transformed into legs and a wild vagina appeared!

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Dude, WTF?

We approve this message. Fap commencing in 5... 4... 3...

=)

5ive'd

its beautiful

GAYYY! N*GG*RRRRRR!

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Sweet.

5 for Justin Timberlake.

iv watched his movie about 6 times in the last 3 weeks at work -_- You got me crushin on ariel now

I told myself I wasn't going to comment or vote but damn it.....I love redheads 5'd

I wanted to do things with Ariel before I knew what "doing things" entailed. 5 for 6 me at six years old's sexual desire.

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IN Ariel..through the back door..Before Afrotech.

So gay even Elton John would yell F*ggot at it.

Damn, I hate the original version of this song, but this version is sick. I couldn't find the Interlude version though. Are you sure it's the interlude version?

Update! : Ok, you're right. I found it.

for scootdog you get 5 for pussy robots you get -1

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eh...kind of hate to admit it but I think I'm the only one who noticed you put "Justin Timberland" instead of Timberlake lol. Anyway, the song is actually pretty good except for his vocals. ... and in this post I practically single handedly revealed myself as a gay didn't I? Great site Nutnics, keep it up man.

ARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love her

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I've kept coming back to this site ever since it got created; nutnics, I have to ask: what could have possibly inspired you to put this together? I HAVE to know.

BTW, I love how the comments below ("It's ok. 2-3% of the population is homosexual...") keep getting applied to whoever posts last!

There it goes again! WTF, I think the soothing warmth emanating from Ariel's vagina (and yes, she DOES have one, mermaid tail or not) is distracting max's programming.

DAM IT WHY DO I LIKE THIS SONG!!!

You forgot to be funny

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are you guys fat?

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I'm getting fat.

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You forgot to wipe the sh*t off nugget's dick after he assf*cked you then shoved his c*ck in your mouth. And no, I will NOT send you close up photos of my cat's anus stop PMing me and begging.

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^ whats wrong betty? did i make you go off the deep end? i can only assume you think about what you say when you type it, therefore drawing the conclusion that 70% of the time that you spend writing your homosexual comments means you spend 70% of the time thinking about homosexual things. the closet door is open, buddy, all you gotta do is walk out.

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Shut up nugget.

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EPIC CAT-ANUS MANUVOR

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It's ok. 2-3% of the population is homosexual and that is ok you just have to be true to yourself and realize that you won't appreciate the things that normal men like i.e. Ariel

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once i ejaculate, i fiev.

The fail of the past three comments leaves a stench much like a durian-and-sh*t smoothie

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