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| Site Title: | Aunt May's advice | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | AuntMayAdvice.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | chronster | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-10-21 22:29:36 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Spiderman 3 | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Spiderman 3 | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Aunt May knows whats up. Comic book super heros like Spiderman needs protection. | ||||||||||
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| lol |
+1 | |||||
| This is a YTMND above and beyond. I laughed for probably a full minute. |
+4 | |||||
| does he shoot web out of his penis too???? |
+22 | |||||
| that's not web, little billy |
+28 | |||||
| Can he swing from a web? |
-6 | |||||
| gee whiz mr. dmaz, if its not web, then what in the world could it be? |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijLMgJ_SvYY |
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| Well you see billy, when a Mary Jane and a Spiderman make love, they lie next to each other, very close, kissing and hugging. The Spiderman's penis gets very hard and he puts it into the Mary Jane's vagina. This feels very nice to both of them, and it is a special way to show each other how much they love each other. A liquid called semen comes out of the Spiderman's penis into the Mary Jane's vagina. If the time is right, the Mary Jane we get pregnant. |
+9 | |||||
| *will, lol |
+5 | |||||
| I bet he's going to shot a lot of web real soon. |
+1 | |||||
| ^bliss, you fail, please leave | ||||||
| In b4 "how do I shot web" comment. |
-5 | |||||
| Also, now that I think about it, this is quite a bit like BTape's Princess Bride/Viagra site, only hilarious in its own right. |
+3 | |||||
| yeah it is.. because even superheroes need protection. |
+2 | |||||
| gtfo newf*g. |
-5 | |||||
| Ultra Ribbed for her pleasure. F*ck her pleasure I want this sh*t to be over in about 20 minutes. |
+3 | |||||
| Why 20 minutes when you can be all you can be in 20 seconds? |
+3 | |||||
| a lot of quick witted people at ytmnd |
+2 | |||||
| Hey man, the game's on. I gotta wrap that sh*t up in 5 seconds flat. | ||||||
| Aunt May just wants Petey not to make the same mistakes his uncle did |
+9 | |||||
| Aunt May gets her *ss grabbed in those quick few frames at the end. |
+8 | |||||
| That, she does... | ||||||
| I think Trojan might buy this as a commercial because it's very PG humor, but it's too soft for my tastes. I think CreepPipe's commercial is one for ytmnd. |
+4 | |||||
| The first television advertisement was broadcast in the United States at 14:29 on July 1, 1941, when the Bulova Watch Company paid $9 to New York City NBC affiliate WNBT (now WNBC) for a 20-second spot aired before a baseball game between the Brooklyn Dodgers and Philadelphia Phillies. It simply displayed a Bulova watch over a map of the U.S., with a voiceover of the company's slogan "America runs on Bulova time!" |
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| I take that as a compliment. But I will admit a lot of the things I process in my mind are too "real" for YTMND. It's easy for someone to feel out of place here after certain things in your life happen and to an extent I do and I don't. You got to think back to before you were laid for the first time and how in your mind you never wanted it to end but once you did have sex you wanted it to end because you just couldn't do sh*t. Also on a real world level date chicks with mental issues. | ||||||
| ...and you lost me. |
+2 | |||||
| CreepPipe has been doing too many whip its again. | ||||||
| That's retarded. There's no such thing as too many whipits, lol. | ||||||
| chronster for featured user |
+2 | |||||
| chronster for featured user |
+1 | |||||
| chronster for featured user |
+1 | |||||
| danson for featured user | ||||||
| chronster for featured user |
+1 | |||||
| my penis for featured user | ||||||
| chronster for featured user | ||||||
| colbert for president |
-1 | |||||
| Ron Paul for president |
-2 | |||||
| danson for featured president | ||||||
| my left nut for danson | ||||||
| My kingdom for a horse. | ||||||
| Oh chronster you sycan alt you. |
-1 | |||||
| Win. |
-1 | |||||
| so-so |
-1 | |||||
| lol this is the first ytmnd that has made me laugh in sometime. |
+1 | |||||
| *chord* | ||||||
| ♪ | ||||||
| The ass-grab by Peter at the end makes this. |
+6 | |||||
| awkward........ |
+2 | |||||
| haha | ||||||
| That's awesome. | ||||||
| Awesome. Your sites no doubt blew away the rest this week. Keep it up! |
+1 | |||||
| lolol its the ring that uncle ben gave her lolol |
+1 | |||||
| Stolen joke for much lols
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ijLMgJ_SvYY | ||||||
| No this joke was not stolen. |
+3 | |||||
| Unintentional Stealing for 2 stars. | ||||||
| lol ok | ||||||
| Ah hell, 3 stars for hard work, but thats my final offer. |
-1 | |||||
| shut up eurof*g |
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| I really liked this site, it was funny and entertaining, but it doesn't really make me laugh out loud. | ||||||
| Okay. |
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| Amusing YTMND. Mary Jane though, is annoying. | ||||||
| Would have been worth at least a 4 if it was Rough Riders™ brand. | ||||||
| My Spidey-sense is tingling! |
+2 | |||||
| Best. Advice. Ever. |
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| well met | ||||||
| STICK IT IN HER POOPER she'll never forget it |
+4 | |||||
| *correction*STICK IT IN HER POOPER THEN HER MOUTH she'll never forget it *correction* |
+4 | |||||
| But she poops from there! |
-3 | |||||
| Not right now she don't. | ||||||
| No, she never did. After she absorbs the nutrients from the food, she shoots an orange portal inside her stomach and a blue one on a ceiling above a toilet. |
+2 | |||||
| LOL nice! | ||||||
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| shut up |
+3 | |||||
| ribbed for her pleasure? | ||||||
| you mean "webbed" for her pleasure |
+4 | |||||
| Nice. Just nice... | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| This would be higher, but most YTMNDers don't recognize the little square thing Aunt May gives Peter. | ||||||
| so they're all virgins or they forgo contraceptives? |
+1 | |||||
| Lawlz. | ||||||
| why does he need a condom? he already has aids and is infertile. | ||||||
| nice | ||||||
| I actually did see this somewhere before. | ||||||
-7 [show comment] | |||||
| polend poland khaaan pol pol khaan pole kh khaaaaan pol khaaan |
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| Very well done sir. the *ss grab is the Best! | ||||||
| She's a g-milf |
+2 | |||||
| gross dude |
+7 | |||||
| Normally the humour in this would be a 4 from me, but you get the full 5 for some damn good image editing (though that image took YEARS to load). |
+1 | |||||
| you think you're clever? | ||||||
| BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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-2 [show comment] | |||||
| Unfortunately his webbing shoots out, breaks the condom halfway through, and she gets his AIDS. |
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| super* AIDS |
+2 | |||||
| Just one teaspoon of Super AIDS in your butt and you'll be dead in a week. | ||||||
| i love the *ss grab at the end |
+2 | |||||
| This is really pretty sh*t. |
+1 | |||||
| it is because spider parker has the aids. danson for featured supermod 08 | ||||||
| rofl times 17 | ||||||
| Sexy | ||||||
| it wasnt a magnum. real super heroes need magnums. | ||||||
| Yeah but Tobey Maguire doesn't. Last time he had anything bigger than 4 inches between his legs it was Seabiscuit. |
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| and you know this... how? | ||||||
| Tobey Maguire IS basically a penis. How many penises do you know that have a penis-like growth protruding from them? |
+2 | |||||
| fair enough | ||||||
| =/ |
-1 | |||||
| Would be better if the joke hadn't been done before (Black20, great site) | ||||||
| 5d for *ss grabbing
it made me laugh! | ||||||
| No sir, I don't like it. |
-4 | |||||
| thats because you like c*ck. |
+2 | |||||
| condoms suck, yo. They don't work. |
-1 | |||||
| snap off and make yo d-d-d-dick shrink |
-1 | |||||
| u dont need to use protection if u f*ck her in the *ss tho |
-1 | |||||
| yeah you do, lots of diseases lurking in there man. NEVER go ANYWHERE without protection. Not even in her mouth! | ||||||
| incest | ||||||
| that movie sucked ass | ||||||
| Wow. That's a really powerful slogan at the end. You should sell it. | ||||||
| This beats the living hell out of their sh*tty current "Evolve" campaign. |
+1 | |||||
| WHATS THE DEAL WITH THAT HUMANS DID NOT EVOLVE FROM PIGS. THEY EVOLVED FROM APES. PIGS ARE LOWER ON THE EVOLUTION CHAIN. DAMMIT! | ||||||
| ('_') |
-3 | |||||
| ^thats me caring about your opinion. |
+4 | |||||
| lmao | ||||||
| RAWR! | ||||||
| That left me speechless. | ||||||
| Oh chronster, what will you think of next? | ||||||
| Niiiice. | ||||||
| All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy |
-2 | |||||
| I thought Max deleted you |
+1 | |||||
| Did he just cop a feel off Aunt May's ass? | ||||||
| Yeah i caught that too, it was right before it cut to the Trojan screen. | ||||||
| this was stolen |
-1 | |||||
| lmao, this was better than the actual movie | ||||||
| Perfect edit/situation makes this one great | ||||||
| Me like chronster. | ||||||
| Does he sqeeze her *ss in the end? | ||||||
| LOL. | ||||||
| He's gonna need another one. | ||||||
| Old joke. Sorry bro, seen it on the web too many times. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ijLMgJ_SvYY watch the first couple of seconds. I'll give this the benefit of the doubt though, could just be a coincidence. |
+1 | |||||
| 1. a french tickler would have been funny, a c*ck ring maybe, a whip it, but this was just obvious. +1 for the goose grab at the end. | ||||||
| Too bad he doesn't have a Penis to put it on. | ||||||
| This makes me want to see the movie now. |
+1 | |||||
| FAVORITES!!!!!!! | ||||||
| Ending makes it hall of fame worthy. | ||||||
| awesome. but why did she hand him a magnet? Ah shucks, no one is going to get that reference. | ||||||
| I'll give you 3 stars because you probably didn't know it's been done. | ||||||
| idk, pretty bland. Should have been some ridiculous sex toy. | ||||||
| That would have been fun | ||||||
| Spiderman certainly enjoys shooting sticky substances. | ||||||
| NARV's guide to top 10: 1) rip scene from DVD. 2) Replace an object/person with something arbitrary while leaving audio to fill in the joke. 3) ??? 4) PROFIT! | ||||||
| 1.) Make a better site. 2.) Then talk. |
+1 | |||||
| BTW, how does one PROFIT from ytmnd? Its not like I get paid for the # of views, and I really don't remember the last time I was walking down the street and someone said "Hey, aren't you chronster?!" The only thing I "profit" from with my sites is the feeling I get knowing that I made a bunch of people laugh or in the very least giggle a little. |
+1 | |||||
| He's making a 4chan reference, profit is for the lulz. |
-1 | |||||
| you mean south park reference |
+1 | |||||
| Absolutely riotous | ||||||
| I FELT THE SEXUAL TENSION FROM HERE | ||||||
| lawl | ||||||
| this is better than the actual movie |
-1 | |||||
| lol | ||||||
| It came slowly at first, but then it just wouldn't stop. The laughing. Five stars for you sir. | ||||||
| lol, nice | ||||||
| This needs to be on television. | ||||||
| whatever | ||||||
| chronster cuality! | ||||||
| holy sh*t nice twist in the end lololol | ||||||
| good advice! | ||||||
| Spiderman really was a loser in that film. | ||||||
| This is win. | ||||||
| How do i shot web | ||||||
| EPIC. I've never LOL'd harder at a site. You win, good day sir. | ||||||
