No audio?

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Audio works fine for me in Firefox, didn't try IE.

+1

Yeah, works now. I don't know what was up. Either way, VARRY NICE.

You fail, please try again.

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COMPANION CUBE! YES! I am going to go see this movie now JUST because of this.

+4

Add Cake and this is perfect...

+5

Alyx Vance + Companion Cube + Bottle of Tequila = Buttseks

+4

do cat eat apple

wow good job

+2

this is a triumph i'm makeing a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!!!

INTSTA-FIVE

you've done a lot better. almost fived this one tho

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i like what you've done here, but needs more stallone

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Some things are actually better WITHOUT Stallone. I know, it's a mind-blowing concept, but you might be able to grasp it some day.

+3

I knew hovering the cursor over the first grey star was a good idea.

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still needs more stallone

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You're a jackass but this is a funny comment.

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GREAT HEAPING PILES OF GOLDS

+2

MOTHERF*CKING EPIC WIN

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

The joke is kind of weak considering I just recently learned what that thing was all about but having seen the original trailer the Photoshoping is great...so here's an extra star for effort.

+1

WOW, you have won sir, congratulations

+2

If you had made it Ariel every one would have liked it

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i couldn't agree more

+2

If you grew up every one would have liked you

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icwatudidther

Great edits but too long. Also, the girlfriend is a lie.

+10

i....love....you

Remember that one time when the platform was moving toward the fire and we pretended to kill you, and you were all like, "NO WAY!", those were good times.

haha this is good... f*ck gosling though...

This was a triumph.

+31

I'm making a note here.

+34

Huge success.

+34

its hard to overstate my satisfaction

+33

Aperture Science!

+33

we do what we must

+32

because we can

+32

for the good of all of us

+34

except the ones who are dead

+31

now, theres no sense crying over every mistake

+31

you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake

+33

and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun

+32

for the people who are still alive

+33

I'm not even angry.

+32

I'm being so sincere right now

+33

Even though you broke my heart,

+33

And killed me.

+33

And tore me to pieces

+32

and threw every piece into a fire

+32

As they burned it hurt because, I was so happy for you!

+28

Now these points of data

+28

make a beautiful line.

+29

and we're out of beta

+30

We're releasing on time.

+31

so I'm glad I got burned

+29

think of all the things we learned

+29

for the people who are still alive

+27

go ahead and leave me...

+25

I think I’d prefer to stay inside

+24

maybe you'll find someone else to help you?

+25

Maybe Black Mesa...

+24

haha, that was a joke

+20

FAT CHANCE

+24

motherf*cking c-c-c-c-combo breaker

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ANYWAY this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist look at me still talking, when there's science to do

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when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

+20

i've experiments to run, there is research to be done

+18

On the people who are still alive

+19

and believe me I am still alive

+18

till i shoot myself for making a stupid chain paragraph. die.

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I'm doing science and I'm still alive

+15

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

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fun with alts

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....still alive

+14

LOL TEH NERDS R ANRGEE NOW!!!! MOAR DOWNVOATS PLZZZZ

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a study conducted by an independent third party vindicates you of any moral consequence in the execution of your companion cube.

+7

Johnny Five is alive.

+1

LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!!!

+1

i agree, it really does suffer from a lack of stallone

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Epic reply...

+1

Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

+3

While you're dying, I'll be still alive.

+1

This was a triumph.

+2

I'm making a note here.

+1

HUGE SUCCESS.

its hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science!

We do what we must

because we can

The part with Alex isn't needed.

+6

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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When stuck, remember our motto: There's a hole in the sky through which things can fly.

+5

Now you're thinking with Portals...

+6

Speedy thing goes in.. speedy thing comes out.

+3

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kinda gimmicky.

Also the same premise as the movie. Not really breaking new ground here. "Instead of one non-human girl it's another non-human girl!" You could substitute Raggedy Ann or a Harley or a lot of things.

blah blah blah words words who gives a f*ck

+2

You can say that for every site, Korf. He could have easily put in Princess Peach or any other Nintendo character, but the cube has not been the subject of many sites.

It's a Companion Cube, anyway. Fits better.

others' mediocrity doesn't elevate your own mediocrity.

+1

Yeah, well, Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

+8

Man that is just too damn funny. I wonder how he managed to get the cube out without incinerating it? I must know if there is a way to save my cube!

Quite original (from what I've seen, anyways) -- so, interesting... I'd go watch the movie!

the movie looks interesting

AWESOME

C, Too drawn out and boring.

-5

nice

The best part is it doesn't talk, and it'll let you watch the game, however, it cannot make you a sammich. Therefore, Weighted Companion Cube is not a good wife, but a great friend when you are stuck in a maze with a homicidal robot who blurts out cake recipes.

The enrichment center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the enrichment center urges you to disregard its advice.

+1

5d for the description

It should be lars and the weighted companion cube

Time wasted = 1 minute and 24 seconds.

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B for Effort

+1

incredible edit

This was pricelessly awkward. XD

ROFL

Awesome awesome job.

YOU CANNOT STOP THEIR LOVE!

Nice edits. Also makes me want to see the movie.

I would PAY to see that movie, f*ck fire.

Portal 2.

+2

MAYBE BLACK MESA

That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

looks good,but isnt it just fad elaboration?

amazing. simply amazing!

Why is this funny...?

-7

Play portal.

+4

Not a huge fan of the companion cube, but this deserves nothing less than the fiver

five

1

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good job, however in the last fram it says lars and the real girl, you might wanna fix that

Cake or no cake this was yum yum yummy!

Weighted Companion Cube! Yay!

FANTASTIC Shoppage! You couldn't even tell it was shopped, 5 stars, nice work sir!

+1

Fantastic!

Thanks.

Kotaku'd!

But.... the Weighted Companion Cube is a guy! D=

+2

The Weighted Companion Cube is whatever you want it to be. It can fulfill your wildest fantasies. Also, it has a f*ck-hole on the bottom.

+3

How would you know?

+1

A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

+3

"I even invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, HE couldn't come because you murdered HIM." - GLaDOS. Proof. But, it's okay, Companion Cube loves everyone, and everyone is gay for Companion Cube.

+3

In the game, the Companion Cube was male because the character was female. The androgynous nature of the Cube allows the Cube's companion to decide what sex it should be. But even the male Cubes have a f*ck-hole.

+1

who is that, jake gynochologist?

Great Site haha.

I haven't laughed out loud this much at a ytmnd in quite some time. Win!

LOL linked on Kotaku... expect tons of page views

FSF

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So well made.

well made.

Great ytmnd.

freaking awesome

nicely done.

Incredibly bad.

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Well done!

Brilliant sir

Holy sh*t I lol'd. I lol'd hard.

Hardcore 5!

Weighted Companion Cube does it again!

was good until it got to the cube. then I stopped watching

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rawr.

-1

I know you do not have opposable thumbs, but you should definitely get Orange Box.

+1

genious

THE CAKE IS A F*CKING LIE

5 and Favorite.

GO HERE! http://www.youtube.com/user/PetersForCongress?&session=z-FAox4gaYdtcQaNv-BgFKbToeZCOERT-MPBeIXodShGeynpMe6qvfVCTtwt5l1ne6yyZjN3MLIlJ9plkb1_Zob9WFm5j_FdO7sSnIjXqxzajIU5ROt-68jDx1IbjUc9nEIF93iziZv2o3ZA7gOd7U4UFgupJ2NsSLaRQpxKqyXUZLjIc2wBTGzJ6Wqf_GqhSIoxjwMp1hc6KGuaBqDiFcjTmnB41FV1NLoJyuheUS3LeJOeZMxhzPnp8JSfUYnCUEo-F-I7oCvzyGp9r6j626MFOtcardLx make a comment about his hair!!

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Epic win, sir. Epic.

epic!

Yes.

Love cube? Alyx vance? Approved

Every once and awhile comes a YTMND that seamlessly blends two completely-different subjects into one smooth medium. This YTMND is one of them.

+2

this deserves 5

+1

too long, fail

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lol nice editing and description =p

Companion cube == instawin.

F*ck you and your f*ggot site you f*cking f*ggot

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Lol great edit. If the movie ends with him stuffing "Bianca" into an incinerator, that would be perfect.

I wish I could 6 this site. +5 for the YTMND and +1 for the description.

Amazing.

WCC = Automatic 5

this site is made of win

fish shaped crackers! fish shaped solid waste!

this is retarded

-3

I'm dissapointed in myself.

tl;dr

:( stupid game. stupid movie.

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I don't get it. What does the box mean?

Play Portal

When men get lonely they turn to the companion cube.

You made me laugh :|

This is talking companion cube. You must euthanize it.

This is great.

This is Sparta!

INFINITE WINS

don't play portal but i'm sure it's funny 5/5 weeeeeeee

;.; weighted companion cube...

I love you so much.

Rides on the current popularity of The Orange Box, but I still like this.

Just WOW...gd amazing. O yeah...the cake is a LIE!

Whoever 1'd this site obviously fails at life.

Geez, that was alot of work. Good job.

Hmmm... Does Weighted Companion Cube have any ports? To recharge it of course...

At least it will never threaten to stab you.

Thay based this movie on my life.

How the f*ck did you reply so fast? I just f*cking posted that.

Why is GaryD's reply to this comment dated almost 5 months earlier than the comment itself?

And why is it AFTER what i just posted?!?! Stop f*cking with my mind!!!

epic bianca cubes

awesome

in so far as its a cube, yeah.

+1