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| Site Title: | Joker's Advice to All Men | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | rub.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | dmaz | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-10-22 22:01:31 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Batman (1989) | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Batman (1989) | ||||||||||
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| Description: | No jokin around there. | ||||||||||
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| Total Votes: | 601 | ||||||||||
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| EPIC DOMAIN SNATCH |
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| lol snatch |
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-17 [show comment] |
| yes | ||||||
| I pooped. | ||||||
| lol wtf |
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| Jack knows what he is talking about |
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| words to live by |
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| hoylshfukc |
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| Never Bubb another man's woo WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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| Nice to see people still making classic YTMNDs. |
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| I do what I can |
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| Picture. Sound. Text. Five. |
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| exactly my thoughts |
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| A singular focus. |
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| Indeed |
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| WE'RE GONNA BRING IT IN A WHOLE NEW DOOR! |
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| It isn't gay. Some men just like to rub other men's rhubarbs. |
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| First of all let's make clear that this isn't gay sex. This is sex between men who want to have sex with other men. |
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| BARBARIC
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BARBARIC |
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| Shame on you fuzz, shame on you. | ||||||
| are you watching me or something? because sex with dogs is perfectly natural |
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| It's not gay if the stalks don't touch. |
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| wait... what? |
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| So, what if a guy taps me on the shoulder in the bathroom at a rest stop...what am I supposed to be? Rude? |
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| That would depend upon what he taps you with... |
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| I thought people like you only existed on CNN and obnoxious Internet forums. Oh wait. |
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| I'm not obnoxious, take a joke - jeez. Besides I'm a bit more concerned as to why all of my votes get cancelled... If anybody could help that would be good :S |
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| maybe its because you're a f*g |
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| The more you know |
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| And knowing is half the battle! |
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| The other half is raping the sh*t out of everything you see. | ||||||
| You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts! |
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| God I love you |
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| ....in a completely heteroseckshual, let's go fishing way, of course. |
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| or in a completely heteroseckshual, lets go camping on a mountain kindof way...of course. |
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| Thanks alot guys. Since you spelled "heteroseckshual" I cant even pronounce it properly :P |
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| man that is so gay~ |
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| As true today... as the day it was written | ||||||
| Never rub another man's rhuBALLS. HYEAH HYEAH HUH HUH HUH HUH LOL. |
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| Also, I suck with implicit humor. | ||||||
| You don't rub but you suck. Okay....... |
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| why is this not a "classic" style ytmnd? | ||||||
| I checked the "classic" box. I've never used it before tho, so i'm not sure what's supposed to happen (if anything). | ||||||
| what i meant was why did you not TITLE: NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB, DOMAIN: NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB. |
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| i wonder what that check box does anyway. | ||||||
| it's cuz the criteria for a classic ytmnd is having a picture (not gif), sound and text all centered around one theme. having the exact domain isn't necessary if you don't want to. besides, how could i pass up "rub" lol X-D |
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| The check box is for a future idea Max has that will never develop. |
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| Your site was cool, but then I saw an ad for a reality tv show on USA. So now I'm going to go stab a random person. |
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| Too late. | ||||||
| Congratulations.... I think? | ||||||
| Great wisdom! |
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| you just dont do it. |
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| a classic ytmnd | ||||||
| prtty good | ||||||
| winnnnnnn | ||||||
| We've gotta get you to the church on time... | ||||||
| This is not a dime, Martini. This is a rhubarb. If you break it in half, you don't get two nickels, you get rhubarb. |
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| Nyuck nyuck nyuck nyuck |
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| k | ||||||
| Picture. Sound. Text. A singular focus. Not a f*ggy short film. | ||||||
| needs more stallone |
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| sh*t ive spent my whole life rubbing other mens rhubarb. |
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| You should heed the words of Confucius in reguards to this matter. "Man who fishes in other mans well catch crabs!" I have no idea what that means but surely it relates to how you handle your rod or... Something. |
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| are you hanktherapper? | ||||||
| hey now. |
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| I can't 5 you because I made the EXACT SAME SITE a while ago and had a very low rating. Jealousy. |
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| Go with a smile. | ||||||
| refreshing | ||||||
| Good advice.
gays are slimeballs. |
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| Sounds like something you'd hear homeless people mumbling to themselves. |
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| Good point. | ||||||
| Everyone is saying how this is a gay comment like rhubarb means your dick. On the contrary, rhubarb means a girl, as in you should not hit on another guys woman. If you dont believe me, believe urban dictionary. |
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| "A rhubarb is what you get when you go to a massage parlor that gives happy endings. The rhubarb part is the sexual part, the handjob after the massage." Failget |
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| I knew it! | ||||||
| http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Never+rub+another+man's+rhubarb!
The reference the joker makes is about not touching another man's woman |
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| It's a great classic site, but it has been done. http://donotdoit.ytmnd.com/ |
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| Uhhh... You got it, Jack... | ||||||
| But it wasn't a rhubarb..... it was a rhubarb... LOBSTER!! btw this has nothing to do with homosexuality, and is actually very good advice ;) | ||||||
| This ytmnd has mixed messages. |
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| You fail, please try again. |
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| This bliss needs an enema! | ||||||
| No not another enema! Yes! Another and another until you come to your senses! | ||||||
| YOU... ARE MY NUMBER ONE... GUYYY | ||||||
| Excuse me: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light? | ||||||
| lawl | ||||||
| Classic! | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| my rhubarb is five times the size of the sun |
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| Also been done, but also from that same great moment. |
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| Awesome. | ||||||
| awesome. | ||||||
| Rhubarb---> Penis? | ||||||
| Lacks creativity. |
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| But its not lacking any Rhubarb, and thats what real women need! Uraghaha! | ||||||
| This town needs an enema! | ||||||
| Bet he wrote that line himself. | ||||||
| You know, that's how his smile actually looks. They have to conceal it with makeup and prosthetics all the rest of the time. |
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| Classic YTMND style. | ||||||
| I'm glad Joker told me about this, because I was just about to rub another man's rhubarb before I saw this site. |
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| Where does he get those wonderful expressions? | ||||||
| Insta-5 for Nicholson | ||||||
| stolen | ||||||
| If only I saw this ytmnd just a few minutes earlier...damn. | ||||||
| I was thinking about doing this YTMND years ago. Too bad i have no idea how to make one. | ||||||
| never rub another man's HORSEDICK | ||||||
| Hands down the best classic ytmnd I have seen in a long time but I would swear it's been done before. Either way have a 5 | ||||||
| lolololol | ||||||
| flawless | ||||||
| Simple and made me laugh. THIS is YTMND. | ||||||
| Needs bigger text. | ||||||
| gotta fav it now | ||||||
| Stupid as hell, now let the comment downvoting commence... |
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| Stupid as hell? Lets see how many sites you made... OH WAIT LOL | ||||||
| XD | ||||||
| I work for Grissom, not psychos... | ||||||
| Old school styled YTMND made of win. | ||||||
| Jack nicolson will allways be my favorite joker | ||||||
| Heath Ledger fails. Nicholson FTW. | ||||||
