That's why I drive a Miata.

+4

i drive a bicyle. so, Shaolinwind, how many 1970's gay porn did you watch before you found this one?

+71

More ssseeders please

+9

You fail, please try again.

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im finding it hard to get myself to five a site that a guy made out of an old gya porno.....i think im just not gonna vote, and quietly judge you as a flaming homosexual

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Um did you not notice the gay bashing?

+1

question is, what were u doing with an old gay porno?

+9

@fuzzhammersignificant: Ahaha, burn of the week!

+3

Let's make clear that this isn't sex between men who want to have sex with other men. This is gay sex.

+20

f*ggy short film

+10

only ever known chics and f*gs to drive miatas... goes hand in hand with coldplay

its still funny, thats the whole point. and why does the most retarded and obvious comment ever, where i spelled bicycle wrong, get +50?

+2

Don't take my vote seriously. It doesn't reflect my actual score on YTMND. It is however a way to vote 5 on every site.

+2

That's why I drive a Soltice

-2

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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i lurve john locke

-3

it's a deleted scene from Scorpio Rising

+2

nice domain grab

-2

Go suck a f*ck, f*ckass.

God you suck.

Strange. (Note: I do not discourage homosexuality or gayness. Be gay, be a homosexual, or be both if you want!)

-1

so lame, but roight up ma alleh

+2

That's what HE said! *rimshot*

+9

in more ways than one!

+2

In bed!

-4

Yes sir.

UUUURRAAAAGGHHHH *slams 1 star button*

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Insecure in your masculinity?

+11

That's pretty rough, considering that you used the descriptive "disturbing" in the site description.

+1

-2

It's the SLAM GUY!!!

+6

rofl i love how he shamelessly and immediately puts his hand right on her crotch

+6

Her? Hah! Watch it again. And again. And as many times as it takes before you get it and your mind becomes horribly scarred.

+3

dmaz, you missed the boat on this one. :)

lol dmaz, I don't know if you were being sarcastic or not. If you weren't I think you need to take a closer look. Either way, lmao.

+1

Is this the Tobias Fünke syndrome?

+4

lmfao... um... maybe dmaz doesn't know the difference.

+1

ITS A DICK! it is NOT a mouth based videogame

+4

ohhhh fuuuckkkkkkkk.........i just thought she was wearing one of those late 70 hairstyles......blargh, i need to start taking ytmnd a little more seriously and begin paying attention

+10

err..he

+3

Congratulations! You're gay now!

LEVEL CLEARED! You're a homosexual! Posted Comment thinking man was woman - 500 points // Posted Follow-Up Comment making same mistake - 5,000 Points

I thought I was looking at two lesbians as well, and my pants had a 3.5 tremor on the Richter scale.

+2

Maybe its the other way around an she is putting her hand on his crotch. Or that's just a scrawny guy.

I am almost positive that it is two guys not a guy and a girl. So hard to tell since everbody in the seventies seemed to have the same goddamn curly haircut.

+11

CageAquarium: Before 1980, there existed only about 10 hair styles; not until the mid-80's were there added 5 more hair styles ranging from "curly afro" to "flat top" to "mullet."

-1

If I wanted to wait a minute to see a gay joke, I'd watch Will and Grace.

+24

total f*g, gueer bitch, fruity mcgay gay

+3

w t f

that is what watchign the secret gardon feels like

+1

Do you often go looking for old gay porn? You need a new hobby I think.

+5

Do you often go looking for old gay porn? You need to call me I think.

+25

wait wasnt grover going to come in and molest them?

+1

How many back to the future sites are you up to now?

+9

Both of you stop it!

+3

STOP, YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!!

+5

BAM!

hot

I hope you don't find out about "bears", some of the gayest hairy bikers of all.

1

-1

john holmes would approve......

+1

...

..

lol

+2

hell yea!

needs more stallone

where did you fine this?!

anybody who downvotes this probably rides a honda.

-2

..or a dick.

+12

SAME THING AM I RIGHT LAWL

+4

I ride a Honda (77 CB550 Four) and I think this is hilarious. 5'd

+3

you win

No

-3

Why you ride a harbl.

+6

F*ck Honda. Harley forever.

so riding a harley makes you more of a man? please.

-3

Harley's are great if you like repairing your bike all the time.

+8

and being crushed under the weight

-1

that was unexpected.

lozor

-1

drop out

-1

O.O

-1

more like "GAYYYY GAYYY GAYYY!!"

So uhh, link to the source?

Oh also, anyone who distributes anti-Honda propoganda like this is either an Orphenoch or a Worm.

+2

He just wants to watch the rest of the gay porn.

I expected this to be a NSFW image of a very small penis. I was mildly happy to discover it wasn't, then disappointed to discover that I had walked into something freaky anyway.

+2

That's YTMND for you.

+4

I always click on sites expecting a NSFW image of a very small penis; I'm always disappointed

O M GEEZ LOOK GUYS IT IS FRUITY MC GAY GHEYS I BET THEY USE MAC*NTOSH COMPUTERS LAWL

-2

Gay sex, but no Grover?

-1

Wow, Scott Bao really let himself go...

+7

5'd for Harley, then SUPERFIVED for gay lulz!

+1

ptkfgs2mario for supermod

-4

Ahah

i creamed

What's the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?

I forget the rest but your mothers a whore

+5

Moo.

the position of the dirtbag

+3

How do you explain dykes on bikes?

+3

I wouldn't even try.

+5

Not bad, but it'd do even better if it switched to the Gay Fuel music right as he goes for the crotch grab.

Eh, Honda CBR-600-F4 kicks a Harley's *ss any day, in both speed, performance, and cornering. Oh, yeah, and they last longer too.

+4

My sister has a Honda Hawk NT 650, and it runs great for her.

+6

Mmm, but what would I know? I'm one of them f*gs.

Funny, so is she.

+5

You can corner as fast as you want, you're still a f*ggot, f*ggot

+1

most of the dudes who ride harleys are investment bankers in the middle of a mid-life crisis.

+1

OH GOD.

yeah were realy gay when we kick your *ss in a race, dumb *ss americans, i laff every time an american can think his harley can beat a honda in a race...it pathetic

-4

ror

+2

You really shouldn't take any site I make very seriously.

and you should really learn to speak the language you're going to insult people in

+1

Theres a major difference between Honda and Harley Davidson....... Honda's go fast fast...... Harley motorcycles are meant for riding comfort.... You dont see any people riding cross the country on a Honda CBR..... no.... but they are on Harley..... Honda = Racing H-D= comfort and style....... unless its a Night Rod.... that thing is so damn fast.....

Of course a racing bike can beat a Harley - they're meant to race. It's like comparing a dragster to a muscle car, and you're a douche, f*ggot.

lol yeah...because every countrys' power is based on how well they make motorcycles.

but plus two for motley crue

Perfect. lol i guess i need to start watching more 70's gay porn.

+1

lawl

Awesome! Reminds me of: http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com/

-2

quit picking sides and realize this is f*cking funny.

+1

for some strange reason honda sales went up in san francisco

+1

f*ggot. F*GGOT!

I'd rather ride Harley Quinn than a Harley Davidson

+1

f*ggy short film

+1

thank god i have a yamaha

Possibly the gayest thing Ive seen all day. Besides myself.

+7

I laughed. But now I have to go buy a Honda. ;)

+1

That's why they call sport bikes crotch rockets.

One question: How did you find this "disturbing old porno"?

When one surfs the web for free porno one finds a lot of disturbing things.

+1

I find trojans and malware, and they always end up changing my antivirus against me.

he was probably thinking along those lines when there was a c*ck in his mouth too. oh where did that come from? oh well, go with it.

I find malware that sends me gay porn.

I guess I won't ask where you found this "disturbing old porno".

the last guy just did.

in his collection, no doubt

Gays, my god.

+1

hahaha..5d

Need more gayfuel... wait, check that. Plenty of gayfuel. lol

+1

'Cause the seats big enough for you to mount a dildo on?

-1

pathetic

OOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

-1

Five! Lol, that was so funny, I pee'd my pants. :)

OMG I HAVE THAT MOVIE ON VHS!!!!!

+1

"It doesn't reflect my actual opinions on motorcycles or f*gs." I guess your opinion of homosexuals is pretty clear with that statement. In any case, I still thought it was clever.

-2

How much gay porn did you have to watch to find that? HI-larious!

well i'm partially offended

+1

MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES

If you have a Honda, you might as well throw on a fishnet tank top & rub glitter all over your chest

+1

"It doesn't reflect my actual opinions on motorcycles or f*gs." Isn't that like saying a site about black people doesn't reflect your actual opinion on n*gg*rs?

really, it's like saying "I love all those n*ggers and f*gs! I don't have a problem at all!"

-3

Some people just WANT to be offended. Look, I'm not going to change the way I speak just for you. I call my lesbian sister a f*g. I call my other gay friends f*gs. I live in San Francisco for f*cks sake, homosexuality is a normal way of life here and anyone with a head on their shoulders accepts it. So you uptite, humorless panty-waistes can stop accusing me of things.

Well said Shaolinwin....whatever the rest of your name is. F*ck these f*cking loser-ass toolbags. You guys should go eat a big black dick if you like black gays so much, gay dick-eating f*gs.

im not offended im merely accusing you of being a f*cking idiot............ also gay

-1

I was expecting a picture of your severely undersized c*ck.

-1

just look down

+1

You meet the nicest people on a honda.. ... also c*cks.

motohomophobo

That'd be a great name for a song.

if you can read this, the bitch fell off!

-3

im glad this doesn't reflect your view of f*gs...

-2

As a certified f*g, I wasn't offended. It's YTMND, live with it.

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa if you give it a 1 your gay

+2

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

+1

DOSE IT HAEV A HEMI!?!?!?

+1

ewwwwwwww honda is gay

+1

homophobes are gonna rush to the harley stores, just to be sure.

-1

Yeah, but they dont really show dick going in..which is a huge concern.

+1

it's not really eye rape. gotta make the guys older, bigger and harrier.

+1

Whoa whoa, I'm going for a traditional eye rape, not an eye torture/rape/murder.

+1

eh, its two skinny gay boys kissing. its not THAT obscene.

+1

You are indeed gay for posting this and putting the time into a gay themed site. Accept your gayness.

-1

gay gay gay f*ggot. gay.

lol

So uhh, when you gonna link to the source huh?

+1

"Why I ride a Harley." is a complette sentance that y it has a peried loll

+1

I just read through all the comments here, and I think it's pretty damn funny how offended some people get over an obvious joke. Epic domain grab, btw.

I'm sending a link to this YTMND to my co-worker who drives a Honda... Thank you, this is a gay joke I could not have produced on my own.

harleys riders are f*gs

hmmm irony