I like pussy, alot of guys dont.

+15

What happened to that guy who was trying to go around the world in a balloon? did he make it?

+15

idk, my its just black guys

I like eating pussy!

+4

i wish i had two dicks

+27

i wishi had three dicks

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insta fav

You fail, please try again.

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i wish i had one dicks

+6

bliss is soo cool with that line

this site will be killed™

ZOMG THE PILE OF DIRTY PLATES NEVER GETS SMALLER AND THE STACK OF CLEAN PLATES NEVER GETS HIGHER!! POOR NICBOB OLOLOLOLOLOLO

+8

site needs more camel toe

well actually that isn't part of the quote so forget it.

nickbob sqaurecage :>

needs more stallone

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my hips are cold

+3

^ thats when you know its cold!

+4

i like eating pussy with tartar sauce

+1

i thought it was funny.

-1

amazing

needs more stallone

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meh

lol

+1

cage's profound ramblings.

+1

Amazing. I mean, wow.

-1

lol

-1

tartar sauce

+4

I agree with joeblow.

+1

I agree with gigashadowwolf who agrees with joeblow.

-1

ROFL a YTMND that actually uses The Weatherman.

+6

dude the weatherman kicked ass.

I know it's just that it didn't end up being a mainstream film. Personally though I was hooked when I saw him walking down the street with a bow in the trailer.

+2

same here, the best part is when hes in the bathroom and that black dude walks in and hes like "SUP!"

+1

Exactly.

and he forgot the tarter sauce

This is awesome

tardur sosz. why am i thinking about neil young NEIL diamond.

domain made me laugh even before it loaded

I think im going to 5 this because thats incredibly disturbing

+1

lol

2 dixxxxxx

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

+3

lol

+2

Maybe thats why he has all that enthusiam over a krabby patty.

...what?

spongebob says tartar sauce a lot in the show spongebob square pants

I get it. I meant 'what' as in...WHAAAAAAA?!

+2

ghost rider was sh*t

+2

There's not a names Neil. Is this Wednesday?

-3

^This dudes an idiot. This Ytmnd is hilarious as sh*t though.

+2

See, this is just one of those times when you just don't vote, because I really do not know how to evaluate this.

+2

Yawn

-4

LOL thats badass, love that scene in weatherman Creepy though...

I GOT HIT WITH A PAHP!!!

sponegbob does not say tartar sauce, your thinking of philbert from rockos modern life, but this is too damn funny to give anything less than a 5

-3

Oh yah? Why dont you go and make a site of your own then, where the philbert guy says the same thing. see how that works for you.

how f*cking stupid and ignorant do you have to be to turn on somebody for correcting something thats wrong? i still 5d nicbob, get the f*ck off my back

patrick says tartar sauce, sponegbob says barnacles

needs more "I wish I had 2 dicks"

+4

seconded

+1

highly enjoyable... especially drunk!

I KEEP CLEANING THE SAME PLATE OVER AND OVER

+6

f*cking insane

5'd for nick cage

DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like eating pussy.... a lot of guys dont... or maybe just black guys... hmm. discuss! /////

Only thing keeping them from the ass

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-1

New material plz

tartar sauce

Now there's a creepy face parents should be trying to keep their kids away from.

I saw this and thought fourest did it.

+1

haha

they threw a frosty at me

its funny b/c nicbob says what we're all thinking. Also, tar tar sauce.

I like eating pussy, i wish 2 dicks, tartar sauce... tartar sauce... tartar sauce...

I demand more Nicbob Squarecage in the near future.

this is amazing. and thats.. ok

i like eating pussy

-1

I hear eating pussy.

I've waited so long for a Weatherman YTMND.

+1

Best. Day. Ever.

+2

i just sawed this movie last week

how does spongebob have sex?

Sponges reproduce by both asexual and sexual means. Most poriferans that reproduce by sexual means are hermaphroditic and produce eggs and sperm at different times. Sperm are frequently "broadcast" into the water column. That is, sperm are created, concentrated and sent out the excurrent openings, sometimes in masses so dense that the sponges appear to be smoking. lol.

+8

k

+1

The More You Know☼

"And knowing is half the battle..." -GI Joe

that is messed up and awesome

soooo good. Very good!

moar like "win-sauce"... fav'd

This is pleasing on so many levels.

This might be my favorite ytmnd ever.

+2

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6

Well done, but... what?

-2

did you know in the state of Connecticut: you are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands...it is against the law

-1

Whoa. What Django disc is that version of Limehouse Blues from? I don't recognize it at all.

Neither do I, and I've got the Anthology! Sounds like a remake.

I'm commenting on this again because I can't stop thinking about tartar sauce.

THANK YOU FOR A LIFE OF NIGHTMARES

+1

Filbert's stolen line FTW

-1

Didn't make me totally laugh but I did like the premise and I would like two dicks, just not in any of my bodily cavities

+2

lol.....thats really funny

What the hell?

Nicholas likes tartar sauce on his pussies.

+4

He has two pussies but not two dicks? How tragic.

+2

One of the best YTMNDs to be made in a long time.

+1

Tartar sauce, tartar sauce...

LOL

My hips are cold...tartar sauce..thats when you know its cold.

+2

That's one of the things I'd see in my own private hell.

+1

Man, I hate spongebob and I certainly don't particularly enjoy Nicolas Cage but this was mesmerising

this one is actually not bad

This is pure awesome, your box of win should arrive any day now...

Go here! http://www.youtube.com/petersforcongress comment on his hair!!

so great

I don't get it...

-5

hey, where did you find your Django Reinhardt stuff? i have an album, but its a lo-fi vinyl rip and isnt near as good quality as this.

You had me a tartar sauce.

+1

lol f*cking awesome and funny as hell, good editing too =p

me gusto

lol this is f*ckin weird!! 5!

Losers whine about being their best...Winners go home and f'k the prom queen.

lol

Is this wednesday?

idk why this face is disturbing loll

ha, what?

brilliant, i can already see this as a real movie

needs more KHAAAAN. but it was good tho

DJANGO REINHARDT!

O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD

You win YTMND, so, if you wanted, you don't have to play anymore, you beat it!

Con...fusing. 4'd.

-1

This actually sounds kinda like Spongebob music.

+1

this is my favorite ytmnd on the site

Wow thats freaky, yet i like it :D

who doesn't?

+1

The guy who already has two dicks.

+13

Is this wendesday?

+1