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| Site Title: | .canadian heaven. v2.0 | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | canadianheaven.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | atomicbolt | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2007-10-23 19:56:01 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | canadian heaven | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | ||||||||||
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| Description: | if you can identify all of the elements of this image you have officially passed the canadian citizenship test congratulations (I UPDATED WITH ALL THE STUFF YOU PEOPLE TOLD ME TO ADD NOW STOP TELLING ME TO ADD STUFF) | ||||||||||
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| p.s. i am canadian |
+31 | |||||
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| pamela anderson? more like hepatitis heaven (oh snap i went there) |
+47 | |||||
| Screw canadian heaven... with that *Kiefer Sutherland*, it's any straight man's heaven.<3 | ||||||
| Screw canadian heaven... with that *William Shatner*, it's any straight man's heaven.<3<3 |
+5 | |||||
| also moose dick |
+9 | |||||
| actually the moose had a pretty prominent schlong in the original i had to 'shop out since it was kinda distracting |
+19 | |||||
| Where the f*ck is Rush?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
+15 | |||||
| shouldn't Michael J Fox be shaking up and down too (oh snap i went there) |
+12 | |||||
| well some people don't like rush (i dunno why, rush is awesome) so i didn't want to put them here cuz people would go WTF YOU MORON I HATE RUSH so i guess rush exists in canadian limbo |
+6 | |||||
| 1'd for no national healthcare in heaven |
+9 | |||||
| You just became one of my favourite people |
+1 | |||||
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| lol, wasp lives an hr away from me |
-1 | |||||
| They can f*ck right off. Put Rush in there. F*ck them. Tell them to go listen to Panic! At the Disco. | ||||||
| LOL the tim hortons got me. |
+5 | |||||
| Rush can't hold a candle to Floyd or King Crimson. Maybe to Yes. |
-2 | |||||
| also the irish version came out like a month ago, you're a little late with your knockoff, here |
-3 | |||||
| I love your bacon! |
+2 | |||||
| Am am I, my friend |
-2 | |||||
| Canadian Bacon by itself is heaven already... | ||||||
| Instead of Rush use Voivod or Cryptopsy | ||||||
| eh? eh? EH?!?!?!?! |
+3 | |||||
| 5 for GEDDY LEEEEE | ||||||
| You fail, please try again. |
-4 | |||||
| Also smarties?? | ||||||
| NEEDS MORE COLIN MOCHERY |
+4 | |||||
| You are utterly epic for adding Red Green and Colin Mochrie. If I had alts, I'd upvote this with them, too. |
+1 | |||||
| Epic props for Leslie Nielson, as well. So much win in one site... | ||||||
| truly beautiful... | ||||||
| And what about the french canadian heaven? | ||||||
| red green? +5 |
+1 | |||||
| hey... no snow? | ||||||
| if you're reading these comments for the first time let me summarize the next 200 comments so you don't have to read them: "WTF YOU F*CKING RETARD FAILURE F*GGOT, you didn't include [such-and-such canadian pop culture figure] and i expect this site to include everything ever remotely related to canada so i am downvoting this but i'll 5 it if you include this and the 700 other things people have mentioned" |
+5 | |||||
| what no trailer park boys? |
+1 | |||||
| WTF NO KIDS IN THE HALL U F*G |
+1 | |||||
| Dear Kaisen, you have no taste in music, and it's apparent you are the type of person who would contract AIDS from Larry Craig if MTV told you it was cool. People like you are the soul reason the word "Guitard" was coined, as you seem to like that flavor of the month band over a true classic rock band. You need break out of the pop culture machine. If you cannot do so, kill yourself, because you are part of the reason true art is dying. |
-5 | |||||
| dear atomic bolt, were the hell is Morgan Webb? Dude, seriously, she's hot. |
-4 | |||||
| Silverfeet, Let me get this straight: I ask where's Rush in the photo, poke fun at Panic At The Disco, but you are claiming I'm an MTV sheep and I ignore classic rock? Even though I called for Rush to be in the photo. Right. You got anymore lightning? Go look though my sites and let me know how many flavor of the month songs you hear, you dick. Learn how to read f*cko. | ||||||
| And I've forgotten more about music than you'll know, because I don't go thought sites looking to puff my chest at my knowledge. You're probably one of the retards who carved Kurt Cobain's name into his forearm after he died. If you're even that old. Telling everyone they don't know sh*t about music because you were late for the party. Wow, you're so artsy dood! Yer like Bauhaus and The Teardrop Explodes rolled into one!! WOW DOOD! YER SO ART YER ART!! F*ck off mug. | ||||||
| Where's the maple syrup, eh? | ||||||
| SHOVE OFF HOSER.........where are Bob and Doug McKenzie?
i actually rly leik the site but i cant 5 it for that reason. |
+1 | |||||
| ok | ||||||
| KIRK NEEDS A BIGGER ROLL IN THIS MOVIE! |
+4 | |||||
| Perhaps a sandwich roll, or more like a dinner roll? |
+1 | |||||
| how about a barrel roll? |
+1 | |||||
| awesome song | ||||||
| This was a good answer to the irish heaven. What really made this was the image of James Kerry. It made me LOL!! | ||||||
| awesome, I passed (canadian btw) | ||||||
| sweet! just bend over and take it in the *ss america jr. |
+1 | |||||
| coming soon - canadian hell featuring celine dion, simple plan, prime minister mulroney, NHL lockouts and the music of nickelback |
+25 | |||||
| , specifically covering Gordon Lightfoots "If you could read my mind". |
+3 | |||||
| simple plan? canadian? Makes me ashamed to even share a border with them and be minnesotan |
+1 | |||||
| Don't forget to add Harold Ballard. | ||||||
| Don't forget to add that f*g Defenbaker for killing the Avro Arrow project. |
+3 | |||||
| Also, Neil Young! |
-1 | |||||
| dont forget avril |
+2 | |||||
| Anne "Butch" Murray is a must |
+1 | |||||
| And Rush |
-1 | |||||
| And Avril Lavigne | ||||||
| Wow i didnt realize canada was responsible for the two worst musical groups of our time. Every time simple plan or nickleback comes on i pull out a gun and slowly start pulling back the trigger. One of these days there going to play two songs in a row and im going to actually do it. |
+8 | |||||
| also, jean cretien. | ||||||
| Needs Chris Benoit too. |
+2 | |||||
| Mulroney's chin will take up 3/4 of the image! |
+1 | |||||
| RRRRRRRoll up the RRRRRRRRRim to win... Looks like you won five stars. Also... poutine!? TABARNAK! |
+2 | |||||
| While I'm here, let's get this over with: Canadian bacon, Canadian Beer (I'm not gonna spell out all the labels), The Avro Arrow, The Loonie, Pamela Anderson, Elisha Cuthbert, the Canadarm, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox, William Shatner (went to my University!), Dan Akroyd, Tim Horton's, Terry Fox, Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Maurice "The Rocket" Richard, Mike Myers, LeslieNielsen, Kiefer Sutherland, John Candy, The CN Tower, parliament, Niagra Falls, and the rest won't fit and are too obvious... Eh? |
+4 | |||||
| hm? no Stade Olympic? | ||||||
| I pass. I guess it's because I'm Canadian, too. rofl poutine. | ||||||
| I thought is has been done... |
-2 | |||||
| eh, glad i'm not canadian
but the bacon does look rather appetizing | ||||||
| You are missing out dude! | ||||||
| Also, you forgot to add the LoadMan himself: Peter North, who's Canadian (born in Halifax). FACT. | ||||||
| I think any Canadian would find this funny. I sure did. | ||||||
| lol nice | ||||||
| Oh man, how could you forget Raymond Burr? Still, it's a damn good job. | ||||||
| Bourque*
and well...the 100 or so other canadian NHL hall of famers? | ||||||
| gravy on my fries please. | ||||||
| Best one of the fad. It has so much jammed into it. | ||||||
| i was hoping to respond to whatever korf says. |
+1 | |||||
| Let us not forget Brian Adams.
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-2 | |||||
| damnit, i was hoping we could |
+12 | |||||
| never forget! the man's a god. Add him |
-1 | |||||
| now now, the canadian government apologized for bryan adams on numerous occasions |
+3 | |||||
| is the stone formation for Nunavut? | ||||||
| It's called an Inukshuk (not sure if that's the right spelling). And yes, it's a Nunavut thing. | ||||||
| and for some reason vancouver picked it for their olympic mascot in 2010 |
+2 | |||||
| i c a loonie | ||||||
| reminds me for some reason of http://ytmndnexus2.ytmnd.com/ probably just the space motif. | ||||||
| SRELIO WIN THE CUP! | ||||||
| You had me at Molson and Lebatt's. | ||||||
| also, I can't stop watching this, memorized, and I'm not talkin' bout just the boobz. |
-2 | |||||
| I am American but I found this funny |
-3 | |||||
| Adding Colin Mockery from whose line is it anyways would have been a cool person to add too |
+2 | |||||
| I cannot in good conscience 5 this with Rush so conspicuously absent |
+2 | |||||
| Looks pretty sweet, and a LOT less crowded than American heaven - well, the American AFTERLIFE. I doubt the majority of us will go to any sort of Heaven. | ||||||
| oh, btw, 5'd for Neil Young. | ||||||
| It's funny how oilers is backwards on wayne gretzky's jersey because you flipped the image | ||||||
| it's funny how the Winnipeg Jets aren't in there because they're a dead team (in b4 Pheniox Coyotes) | ||||||
| 5 for inukshuk | ||||||
| -1 for severe lack of Rush. |
+3 | |||||
| Canada FTMFW!! | ||||||
| seriously, more rush!! | ||||||
| You dont have to be canadian to appreciate those babes. I'd tap that. | ||||||
| PS I'm not canadian... | ||||||
| Where the hell is Scott? He's a dick, you know. | ||||||
| All This Needs Now Is A Fart Joke | ||||||
| 5 for Jim Carrey's eyebrows. |
+3 | |||||
| The most epic YTMND ever.
<3 canada. | ||||||
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| In sheer stupidity, yes. |
+5 | |||||
| We don't need this bullsh*t. | ||||||
| You forgot David Cronenberg, Alexander Graham Bell, Frederick Banting, John A. MacDonald, and Wolverine. |
+1 | |||||
| there were definitely a lot more people that i considered adding but if i kept going i figured it would just become a busy collage of famous people. still there's tons of great canadians out there that a lot of people don't know about (banting is a good example but how many ytmnders would honestly recognize banting's face) |
+1 | |||||
| I like Banting. He's the best. | ||||||
| What about Captain Canuck and uh the guy who invented the M1 Garand? | ||||||
| What about Red Green? | ||||||
| F*ck, why did they let STD's into heaven? |
+1 | |||||
| Not heaven for me. I hate Trudeau and the Oilers. |
+1 | |||||
| you're a calgarian conservative? mr. harper is that you? |
+2 | |||||
| Great site but I would definitely add Wolverine. |
+3 | |||||
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| POUTINE! | ||||||
| k, if you reply to this comment with something you want added and your comment gets at least a +4 rating then i'll add it (... probably) |
+5 | |||||
| dead n*gg*r storage |
+17 | |||||
| official rule subsection 1.b: no n4rvst |
+2 | |||||
| WOLVERINE CALISS! |
-2 | |||||
| David Cronenberg, he directed Videodrome, and The Fly! | ||||||
| winter carnival? maybe you could throw Bonhomme Carnaval in there? |
-2 | |||||
| Geddy leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | ||||||
| Shania |
-1 | |||||
| Or some other way of adding more tits. Seriously, heaven is not supposed to be a sausage fest (except maybe German heaven, but that would be the other kind of sausage). Speaking of sausage fest, where the f*ck is Red Green? |
+6 | |||||
| If you're going to add Red Green, make sure it's the non-CBC one where he was more edgy. | ||||||
| I'm canadian, add me. |
+7 | |||||
| Diefenbaker. |
+5 | |||||
| shouldn't there be some molson in there somewhere? | ||||||
| uhh, ever hear of MOLSON canadian, molson's signature beer? | ||||||
| dead tim horton storage |
+8 | |||||
| mountie riding a polar bear. | ||||||
| Like I said earlier, but I'll make it official here, ADD PETER NORTH. He's Canadian (from Halifax, NS) and with the (literally) THOUSANDS of women he's soaked, I think he's long since earned his spot. He's the original "LoadMan". |
-2 | |||||
| yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, me and Dead N*gg*r Storage have made it in. | ||||||
| Red Green somewhere and also don cherry as god | ||||||
| Thanks for adding Red Green. Please, please add Bob and Doug Mckenzie or Joe Flaherty..."You jackass!" | ||||||
| Mounties! | ||||||
| DIEF THE CHIEF |
+1 | |||||
| If you don't add all of the above I will tell everyone on ytmnd to downvote your site. | ||||||
| dead tim horton storage is +5 now |
-1 | |||||
| I know I said it earlier, but Le Stade Olympic, the Montreal Expos (pre-strike), and the Winnipeg Jets | ||||||
| TIM HORTON DIED FOR YOUR SINS! |
+7 | |||||
| I drink of his blood daily. | ||||||
| TIM HORTON'S FTW! | ||||||
| in before nitzwalsh can say no Dief you have a moose timmys terry fox a person who cut from the military the parliament a loonie a beaver and a person who had to much c*ck the hip richard roll up the rim to win a inuit thingamabob totem polls john candy leslie nelson micheal j fox mr akroyd poutine bacon and hame the canadarm the great one a rock the cn tower gordon lightfoot mike myers niagra falls alexander keith labatt blue moosehead loger and seemens brew the cbc and the arrow, needs more dief |
+1 | |||||
| i forgot jim carey | ||||||
| your lack of neil peart disturbs me. |
+1 | |||||
| my thoughts exactly |
+1 | |||||
| Too many women |
+3 | |||||
| And by that I mean too many men. |
+5 | |||||
| This is a f*cked string of comments here |
+5 | |||||
| Stop reading |
+5 | |||||
| Ok what I meant to say is that there aren't enough beavers |
+5 | |||||
| I only count two and you need one more of the other variety to make a dam mess of things |
+5 | |||||
| HI |
+1 | |||||
| GO SRELIO!!! | ||||||
| 5 if you add trailer park boys |
+1 | |||||
| Second that | ||||||
| 5'd for Labatt Blue | ||||||
| So you don't like Nelly Furtado eh? She's at least good looking if you don't like her music... | ||||||
| The Wreck and Rocket Richard will net you the 5 alone. |
-1 | |||||
| Needs MOAR DIEFENBAKz00rzzz!!!!!111!III!!III!!!!!!!111 |
-1 | |||||
| RRRRRRRRRROLLLLLLLL UP THE RRRRRRRIMM TO WIN! | ||||||
| Needs more Kraft dinner. |
+4 | |||||
| Have a Tim Hortons bag behind those donuts. Maybe add a Zamboni. Royal Canadian Airforce needs to be in there. And you forgot Captain Canuck. | ||||||
| Needs bagged milk |
+6 | |||||
| +1 |
+3 | |||||
| Ontario. | ||||||
| You forgot the maple sirup you fool! |
+3 | |||||
| syrup* |
-3 | |||||
| syrup* |
+2 | |||||
| Stephen Harper is not my Prime Minister. |
+1 | |||||
| Nor is he mine. | ||||||
| He's a zombierobotfromhell. |
+2 | |||||
| -1 until maple syrup is added. the trademark juice secreted from all canadians |
+2 | |||||
| lol new fad? | ||||||
| Well actually you forgot Matt Stairs. | ||||||
| No Bob and Doug McKenzie? Take off, hoser. |
+2 | |||||
| roll up the rim to win! | ||||||
| p.s. you forgot bagged milk, and poland. 4 until i see bagged milk | ||||||
| what, theres no bagged milk in America? | ||||||
| no there is not | ||||||
| 5 for Gordon Lightfoot. | ||||||
| Wow!! GL in a YTMND! Win!! | ||||||
| what about ketchup flavored potato chips? | ||||||
| 5'd for the wreak of the edmund fitzgerald | ||||||
| WE'RE GOING TO BOMB YOU, TAKE YOUR OIL AND CONVERT YOU TO CHRISTIANITY |
+1 | |||||
| Its pure heaven. |
-1 | |||||
| You GOTTA have Joe Carter in there, 3 run walk off HR to win the Series for Toronto in '93 |
-1 | |||||
| Needs more Leafs winning the cup! p.s I am! |
-5 | |||||
| No high-res colour images of that exist. |
+5 | |||||
| Oh snap! | ||||||
| What, no Colin Mochrie? Epic win, though. | ||||||
| Duh Stupid! Kirk is from Iowa! |
+3 | |||||
| the captain is a citizen of the universe | ||||||
| And I didn't know Jim Carey was Canadian! |
+2 | |||||
| ***** for curling | ||||||
| I AM CANADIAN! :D I love this YTMND, all the good images and memories of home ;) | ||||||
| for some reason this is great... | ||||||
| I came | ||||||
| fourest. | ||||||
| great song but...no colin mochrie? |
+3 | |||||
| DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLARRRRGH | ||||||
| Oh sh*t that's Alfred Molina my bad | ||||||
| Meeeeoooowww. | ||||||
| also loonie | ||||||
| You win for using Gordon Lightfoot. | ||||||
| Can you say...Gordon Lightfoot? | ||||||
| 5 for rolling up the rim (to win).
Please add Rush. | ||||||
| 4 | ||||||
| Shouldn't John Candy be with the other "ghosts?" |
+2 | |||||
| needs more stallone | ||||||
| DONT F*CKING FERGET DON CHERRY YOU F*GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOTTTTTTTTTTT. |
+4 | |||||
| 5 Stars for having a fair bit of funny stuff and 'cause I'm a Long time Gorden Lightfoot fan and it's good to see him in a YTMND. | ||||||
| McFLY!!!!1!!1 | ||||||
| OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CANADAAAAAAAAAAAA
god I love gordon lightfoot. and poutine. mmmmmmm |
-1 | |||||
| more like cAAAAAAAnAAAAAAAdAAAAAAA (hint: annoying) | ||||||
| Bloody thing didn't work. | ||||||
| Pride. | ||||||
| Edmund Fitzgerald FTW. (Well, not literally, lol amirite?) |
+1 | |||||
| I approve | ||||||
| 5 for Kraft dinner lol |
+1 | |||||
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| hockey ftw | ||||||
| +100 Points for Red Green. |
-1 | |||||
| So beautiful, I cried. |
+3 | |||||
| There we go | ||||||
| As long as it has Geddy Lee. |
+1 | |||||
| Also, Kraft Dinner. |
+1 | |||||
| LOL I can identify just about everything! Canada ftw! | ||||||
| same here. also fav'd for the oilers | ||||||
| -1 for leaving off Alex Trebek |
+7 | |||||
| WRONG - the theme to Hockey Night in Canada would always be playing in Canadian heaven |
+2 | |||||
| THIS MAN IS CORRECT |
+5 | |||||
| yeah, that was my first choice, and i was going with it but i realized it just didn't fit the tone at all (an upbeat symphonic piece for a chilled-out space scene?) plus no americans would recognize it. i also considered doing O Canada or Neil Young's Keep on rockin in the free world, but, whatever i'm not changing the music stop bugging me >:| |
+3 | |||||
| STILL NO JOE CARTER 93 WORLD SERIES |
+1 | |||||
| joe carter's the man and all, but, being an american athlete who got traded to a canadian team by chance doesn't make you a canadian |
+3 | |||||
| WOO HOO! FAV'D | ||||||
| It's like everything that's good about Michigan without the tyranny. |
-1 | |||||
| F*ck Irish Heaven, I'm going to Canadian Heaven. |
+2 | |||||
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