good work on the governator

+29

penis

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it is a scientific fact, proven by the governator himself, that boys have a penis girls have a vagina.

+70

Hee ha huh huh, git into da choppah

+3

I think you've won something by making this

+3

I think you've lost something by making this

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watching that site took a couple wrinkles out of my peepee

+5

WHERE'S POLAND - 5 ???

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GO TO NEWGROUNDS YOU STUPID F*GGOTS!

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That's debatable fuzzhammer...

+5

ditto.

my balls are glowing red

We didn't start the fire

i was so f*cking ready to 1 this until i saw the terminator, good show my man

+15

I was so fuc*ing ready to 5 this when I saw Link.

+25

i was so f*cking ready to upvote fourest's comment until i saw fourest comment.

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I was so f*cking ready to start fapping until I saw no Stephanie

+31

i was so ready to add a relevant post until I saw the last two comments.

+33

i was so f*cking ready not to comment twice until i clicked submit.

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I was so f*cking ready to break this combo until I continued it instead

+27

Also c*cks

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I think I'll do what every other f*cking three month old ytmnder is doing and downvote fourest.

+10

tree and a half looooooooo

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I dont know dmaz... three months is a little young to be using a computer....

+10

seriously dude, my little bro was born with an ipod connected to his ambilical cord.

+3

^f*g

-5

I also was so fuc*ing ready to 5 this when I saw Link.

-2

LOL JK

+3

i did 1 this..... NOT

-1

I was so f*cking ready to AAUUUGH this until I saw no level 18 leather belts, RUUH ROOHR my man

+5

I was so f*cking read to beat this dead horse but then I saw 12 users before me do it.

+1

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

-1

I was so f*cking ready to cccccombo break this until I saw that someone else already had.

+1

i was so f*cking ready to not fap to this, but then i saw link

+1

I was so f*cking ready to forget Polend until I saw Polend

+1

Yeah well I'm not so f*cking ready.

long and entertaining.

+19

like my c*ck. am I right?

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WROOONG!

+15

Posting here to say not to reply under QuickHax so that he may look like a total tool for all eternity.

-2

At 2:14 AM, deh fiya became self awaya

+35

Maybe I'll watch it later and give it a different score, but one for now. Also http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com

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long live Phernoree

+7

nice job!

+7

Hall of Fame quality.

+19

ya know, i actually agree

That Link is a meanie. >:(

+6

lol

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HOF!

+7

Epic

+7

also your gifs are so long lol.

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Do retards have to comment-downvote every single comment that Fourest makes?

+1

retards <i>and</i> brains

thats why its good?

I fived this, then about 4 minutes later realized the joke was that Link was looking for Level 8. If I could 5 this twice, I would.

+16

Don't worry. You did.

-2

Seconded.

the joke should have ended after he started the fire. the terminator joke overdid it.

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shut up

+10

you know the real truth, there was no ear rape

+3

The terminator should have raped link

+26

there you go ^

-1

for the record, he is pointing @ chronster's comment.

+2

damn straight fourest.

+1

"The terminator should have raped link" That made my night.

+1

Not raped, just teabagged.

-1

I kinda agree... but it still is funny

Wait... Nvm... it was funnier with the terminator joke

Best comment chain in YTMND history.

One of the best ever!

+8

:D

+5

very good!

+5

Link NOOOOOOO!

+10

Save Link!

+6

Oh, grow up Link!

+8

That is so f*cken funny.

+5

PHERNOREE, my comment was meant to be satire (this is ytmnd, after all) - although my vote is genuine (your site is good overall - I didn't "lol", but your idea was clever). BOBBY-GUAPO, your advice is appreciated, but I've used FireFox plenty of times (it's the default browser on campus PC's); I found that it gives me about the same experience as IE. It'd be nice if you elaborated on the sh*t you're referring to - because I don't really get any; u think it's slow/buggy/crashes? Maybe I'm just lucky.

-2

"Optimized for Firefox" -2

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lol IE user

+26

FireFox fanboys swallowed that one hook, line and sinker.

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Lol... Judging by the # of downvotes, they continue to do so.

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Firefox boys? Also referred to as 'intelligent internet users that like to browse sites without IE sh*tstains'.

+12

Firefox people are just like those Apple people... They piss and whine over how great whatever they use is and try to impose it on others. Ever see a Windows/PC/IE user vocalize/promote the superiority of what they use? Didn't think so. That's cuz Windows/PC/Exporer users don't give a sh*t, as don't I. But it's funny how offended these "alternative" users get when some anonymous person on the Internet makes a comment like the first one I made above. Yay! Let's jerk off to anything that's not Microsoft...

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"Optimized for Firefox" is simply a point of reference, letting people know that I used Firefox to sync the site.

+8

Phernoree, don't let the facts get in the way of a holier than thou rant about being holier than thou.

+2

Apparently it's funny how offended kids get over an objective, helpful comment on how best to view the ytmnd. Except it isn't funny, it's just annoying.

+2

Loadman, i am giving you advice. Whether you are ignorant to what firefox, i.e. you think it costs something or its hard to use, or you really do like IE browser and all the sh*t that comes with it, i do not know. However, its like the Geico Gecko says "if someone offers you free money, you aren't going to be like 'No Thanks'." Try firefox, like firefox, love firefox. Or just stick to using AskJeeves instead of Google.

PHERNOREE, my comment was meant to be satire (this is ytmnd, after all) - although my vote is genuine (your site is good overall - I didn't "lol", but your idea was clever). BOBBY-GUAPO, your advice is appreciated, but I've used FireFox plenty of times (it's the default browser on campus PC's); I found that it gives me about the same experience as IE. It'd be nice if you elaborated on the sh*t you're referring to - because I don't really get any; u think it's slow/buggy/crashes? Maybe I'm just lucky.

-4

Also, screw Jeeves; Excite is da bomb!

+1

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/SupportCD/FirefoxMyths.html .... but yeah, downvoting because the creator of the site is trying to maximize your enjoyment of his site by telling you how to obtain optimal sync is pretty arrogant

SMZ, I didn't downvote. Read my post above. Bottom line, I honestly rated it a 3, then gave the reason of "'Optimized for Firefox' -2" as a joke, the latter of which oviously got quite the reaction.

-2

so today, cuz i felt i was bein an ignant n*gg*, downloaded IE, Opera, and Firefox to put them to the test in viewing a ytmnd, looking at porn, browsing forums, and looking at porn again. When it came to viewing a ytmnd, opera and IE both were off sync, but firefox seemed to view everything perfect. When viewing porn, IE gave me a sh*t ton of popups even with my popups blocked, opera couldnt play most videos i want to see, and firefox, again, had no problem. All were good with forums.

+3

of course, the second time i looked at porn, i didnt pay much attention to the browser, just the huge tits before me. Ill say, the huge tits were better than opera, IE, and firefox. The huge tits were actually better than anything. So if you want something that is reliable, fast, and beautiful, huge tits is the new browser of choice. hmm? wait what?

+4

LoadMan: I meant reduce your vote or whatever. Also, as you know (along with many others), sarcasm is hard to detect over the Internet ;P

I use Microsoft Excel to run my internet

BOBBY-GUAPO, thanks for the research... I never noticed that many popups cuz I get my porn via filesharing, not through web-sites. SMZ, not only did I not downvote because of the FireFox comment, but I didn't even reduce my vote because of it. The 3 I gave was what I thought of the content, not the FireFox comment. BTW, sarcasm over the Internets IS detectable, it just depends which series of tubes you use.

X-TUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best in awhile

+8

Well, I have to give at least a 4 for effort involved. The joke didn't really hit a homerun with me though.

wow

+5

Ah, Gogo...thanks for making me want to play that game again.

+5

needs more stallone

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Ban plz :)

+6

Gimmick downvoters are sooo last year.

+4

needs more lando

+1

im not a gimmick downvoter, i am one of the many who are sick and tired of either the same featured users everyday day rolling out similar product or tired of 5 minute long animated short stories. ytmnd is dying, rather it died about a year ago.

-5

"not a gimmick downvoter" your votes page is a stream of 1s and the comment section "needs more stallone". that is called gimmick downvoting. that is all.

look at my votes there genious, i have more 5 star votes than 1 stars...max even provides a pie chart for dumbasses like you to see. i think you need some stallone in your life.

-1

i meant the list of the last 30 votes you made. every single one was a one star. and your comments were "needs more stallone".

-1

and its spelt "genius". no o

-1

thanks for the clarification, its good to know they still teach spelling in our fine school systems

+1

besides, my 1 star votes have absolutely no effect on whether or not a ytmnd makes front page either up and coming, featured users or most viewed. besides everything thats up there is garbage anyway.

+1

well i guess it's your call- if you dont like a site youre entitled to vote 1, no matter how much it annoys others

Well instead of being a total dick, why not add some constructive criticism? You 1'd star site that is abousltey horrible. Never abuse using a 1. Use 2 ffs.

How do you expect ytmnd to get any better than you're making it out to be when the best constructive comment you make is "needs more stallone"? If you feel that ytmnd is so bad off, do something about it. Don't just whine like an infant and wait for mommy to make it all better. Bitching and moaning won't make better ytmnds.

i should just create alts like everyone else, that seems to work

-2

Umm, alts for what? To downvote more? Is that going to make YTMND better? Here’s people like you in a nutshell: Anti social, few meaningful friendships, horrible parents, spoiled, ignorant, and self centered. My guess is you already have alts, and you already downvote with them.

basicly the gimmick commenting hasn't been funny since vinnyweapons. doesnt matter what you vote. ppl are downvoting your comments that have the word stallone in them.

i live in CA , and this is still funny

+8

how are things there, it's cold as hell in Ontario.

-2

and it's gay as hell here in connecticut. wanna go yachting with me and my life partner?

+6

There's a lot of really f*cking annoying birds here in Iowa. Seriously, they need to shut the f*ck up.

+1

New Jersey smells like Rosie O'Donnell's uncleaned vagina.

+3

+1

its ALWASE sunny in Maryland!!

+1

In Illinois, we have a silent 's', beat that mofo

I eat cactus to survive in AZ

+3

Why does Stephen Colbert hate my district?

Japan smells like fish. I'm not sure if it's the food or the women.

Ohio is f*cking metal

+1

Here in Newfoundland, we're still talking funny and fishing without catching anything.

+1

My god this wins on so many levels. I think this should be in the hall of fame.

+4

where's level-8?

What is level-8? How do you define level-8?

+1

is level 8 even real? is anything real?

What is level 8? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

+1

Strangely enough, I did not expect the Terminator.

+6

+4

lol

+3

too long

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enjoyable.

+3

I like the length, and very funny, +5

-2

Only you can find level eight with FIRE!!!

+1

Brilliant

it would be brilliant with the addition of stallone

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It would be brilliant with the addition of PACARD

+3

awesome

+1

Okay, wow. The production values on this ytmnd are nothing short of amazing. All I can say is that this is HoF material for it's execution alone. YOU WIN, GOOD DAY SIR!

this would work just as well without the terminator cameo at the end. still, you definitely deserve 5 stars.

+1

5'd for awesomeness, but still needs moar raep

+2

epic to the fullest extent! that bastard.

+1

Need more Stolen Identity 3 and Will Sasso's "Hee-hal" vocal.

+1

f*cking awesome

+1

I dont get it...Is there a reason its legend of zelda?

If you played the original LoZ to completion, you'll get the joke.

+2

/!1?/

+1

Shut up. Everyone just shut up. This site wins so hard all your inane comments only pepper it with Loss. Just let it be. LET IT BE!

+1

That could keep ytmnd going for the whole month

oh yeah, look everyone, some video game nostalgia tied in with current events! I LOVE YTMND

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and it loves you...

+1

Ambulo, stop being a f*g

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what ambulo said

+3

i love how ambulos comment gets -4 but mudars gets +3 when they both are saying the same thing

+2

what someone said

f*ggy short film...j/k a really good ytmnd

Awesome.

+1

nice work :)

Good job.

That was pure fire, Phernoree.

This is Brilliant.

+1

well played

+1

Eeh. Not that funny.

-3

We didn't start the fire

Well Done!

Sh*t... Quick tap the z button!

+2

outstanding red team!

It's video game month on YTMND.

+4

Month? This has been going on since late 05.

+3

And I guess we should stop using movies on ytmnd since they are referenced all the time.

+1

No, you should stop putting random video games in for no reason. Seriously, this wasn't even a decent video game reference. And even if it was, it still sucked.

+2

There are good ways to make a video game site. I didn't think this was one of them. For starters he used two different versions of Zelda. Then instead of ending the joke at it's logical point he pulled a Peter Jackson and went for the additional ending which ruined the pacing.

+1

Thanks Gene Siskel, please split hairs some more. We love it when you over analyze news footage and videogame sprites.

+2

Oh boo hoo Kaizen, I didn't like a site you liked because the joke ran too long and is yet another stupid pointless video game reference featuring a game more boring than church.

Oh poor Hank! Not Roman Polanski enough for you? The mere fact that you're nitpicking the use of two Zelda games and how video games have been used a bit this month shows your looking for a reason to 1 it rather than judging it based on it's content. Wasn't ground breaking by any means, but I'm not going to 1 it because someone else made a video game site. It's a decent idea, and it's well executed. I'm sure is Hank Kingsley popped up you would have sh*t yourself.

-2

I'm digging this forbid people from using movies that have been referenced already idea.

-1

"you should stop putting random video games in for no reason" I've never seen so much misuse of such a simple word as 'random' when it comes to any video game-related site. 95% of the kids whining about these sites being random can pretty much go down the list of their own ytmnds for textbook examples of something random.

+2

and not hilarious or charming uses of something random like COAKIS, just trying-too-hard, bizarre "watch it for awhile and zone out to the kookiness" random.

+3

Zelda isn't boring though. :P

+2

F*ck off, Kaizen. I said exactly why I didn't like it. Based on it's content, it is an unoriginal idea with poor execution. I found every part of this site to be devoid of wit and humor. If only a few things would have been improved, I would have given it a higher score because despite what you think, I don't downvote video game sites on demand.

+1

"and not hilarious or charming uses of something random like COAKIS, just trying-too-hard, bizarre "watch it for awhile and zone out to the kookiness" random. COAKIS sucks and is horrible and we disagree, I didn't laugh okay.

hank your f*cking stupid. you upvote the sh*ttiest ytmnds now, and downvote the ones that were made for ytmnd.

-2

My name is hanktherapper i'm a f*g as can be, i'm gonna let you in on somethin' you don't know about me But before I start my rhyme i'm gonna wear a cape bercause I like to get kinky while im pleasuring BTape.

-2

Seems that no matter what happens, people still don't like you, fourest.

-1

All that with just the candle....think of what would have happened if he decided to use the fire rod.

holy sh*t f*cking excellent. the ending made it

Funny? Not really. Put together well? Yes, but not in a way that's never been done before. An original, completely unexpected, and perfect YTMND adaption of this event? Oh hell yes.

-2

Same tired formula of video game reference insertion presented for the trillionth time = 1

-2

okay.........................(do I even have to say it?)

+2

Please enlighten me. I've been seeing crap on the front page (Movies, Newsclips, etc...) with video game references put in constantly. Therefore, this cannot be the first site to do it.

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Either you're a Never Ending Storyer, or you have no argument with a username like yours.

+5

earth to matilda -- the formula works, that's why it's so damn funny

-3

There's a huge difference between having an allusion to Nintendo in your username, and creating site after site of video clips with Mario pasted over them. Besides, maybe his username was meant to be Neser, but his Caps Lock key got stuck.

-2

Oh great, so he can't type as well?

^ Uh, shouldn't his whole name be in caps then? Also, were both of his shift keys broken as well?

-1

Oh yes, I have NES in my name. Me = nintendo fanboy? Shouldn't I have upvoted and masturbated furiously over this site in that case, or automatically upvote trashy videogame movie/newsreel mash ups on the front page? Funny. I rather hate sites that play off videogame nostalgia since they're made every 8 seconds. I don't care what video game reference you put in here; it's still going to suck just like all the other sites that do the same thing.

-1

Poll: Should Link scream? Y/N/Pickle

-3

marv scream -- hells yeah

-5

UGH shut up

-1

Y

LOL best ytmnd I've seen all month. GJ

-1

f*ggy short nintendo film

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thats horrible

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-3

So f*cking great XD

Wow this was entertaining. It all makes sense now.

not cool... totally not cool.

really? too soon?

-1

wow... wow... longtmnd. but so worth it.

-1

Well, at least it didn't have Brian Peppers making eyes at the Terminator or something.

-2

Dude, this wins on so many levels.

-1

you could of stopped at link causing the fires and probably got an 4.20 rating, but you had to have a white hot spotlight You had to be a big shot lolololololololllololol

this is one if the best ytmnd's i have seen in a loooong time. sir i wish i could give you a cookie, but alas, they were stolen

-2

EXCELLENT USE OF FOOT DOCTOR

+1

I wish I could 5 this 500 more times

best ytmnd ever.

push it to the (3MB) limit.

This didn't have the film of a f*ggy short film. I guess it's because it was an animated GIF the entire time, with constant motion, whereas most f*ggy short films are an animated GIF of screenshots. The result was a ytmnd that felt like something which had never been done before --- and I loved it.

-1

Edit: This didn't have the "feel" of a f*ggy short film.

Edit: It was a f*ggy long film.

-3

Holy crap. The newspapers called us "artists" and now we even have our own critics. We're real art now!

Good work Link, you're my hero even more now.

So if by chance the fires were caused by natural acts, we kill God? Need Xenogears.

This YTMND has everything a man could ever want, other than sex, and money, and possibly a 30ought bolt action rifle.

i like the effort. 4

Awesome. Hall of Fame material, and downvoters suck.

bravo

You put way too much effort into this. Consider my face rocked.

GO CHAAHHHHGERZZZ!!

-1

-1 for too soon. I felt the same way about katrina ones way back, so ya know. Gotta stay consistent

Only thing that could POSSIBLY make this better is if Link screamed after the .gif blacked out. =D

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

+1

Another video game reference, incredible. Jump head first from a tall building...

-6

I WTF'd when Gogo's theme started playing. Overall it was kind of dumb but still funny I guess. Better than the other sh*t on top viewed. Good job.

I felt like I wast watching the intro to a very poorly written video game. "Someone started a fire, that bad person." Cut to person starting a fire, that bad person. "I'm going to rape you in the ass." Cut to person sleeping and obligatory cliché Terminator reference. I felt like I was watching a new game show based on Mad Libs called "Obvious Reference Libs" which dared not go anywhere that may induce an original joke or feature.

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Nice spelling.

Korf, nearly every "good" site you make has something to do with Amadeus. Why don't you try and take your own advice and quit being a f*ckin hypocrit. YTMND could use less of em.

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-1

Effort!

+1