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F*ck you steakman.

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f*ck 07steakman was soo real son

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R.I.P. Don LaFontaine 1940-2008

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I've got another audio clip of a semi-famous voice over artist I'll post some time. Stay tuned!

+9

Is it Tara Strong using her Rikku voice? Oh dear god please let it be Tara Strong using her Rikku voice.

+14

The concept of, say, 'Safety Not Guaranteed' voiced by a pretend-16-year-old on crack and Pixie Stix makes me shudder just a little. How about Auron's voice actor instead?

I'll take the completely wild guess of Jessica Calvello.

also, They say Seymour went to Macarena Temple.

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Dude, if it's any major Metal Gear Solid character voice over people, I will - and I couldn't be any more serious right now - come to you're house and suck your balls. THIS IS EPIC

+3

Those fanboys really go all out, don't they?

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That's awesome, but instead of "some time," how about "now"?"

be careful. look what happened to Kyle.

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Jessica Calvello?? Do you REALLY want Excel saying this? No. It's gotta be either Steven Blum or Daran Norris, because this clip /needs/ a bad ass. Or a complete pussy, at which point I would say one of the gays from Sex And The City

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I don't know about MGS, but this guy did voice Duke Nukem (before Forever became a joke, when DN3D was the king).. not to mention the Full Throttle voice.. this is all entire ownage.

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Get David Hayter and I'll let you cum in my mouth. "After the Cold War, the world was split into two parts. POLEND and KHAAAAAAAN."

+2

Please say that it is David Haytor also known as the voice of SNAKE.

+1

If not David Hayter, then do Paul Eiding, the voice of Colonel Campbell.

+1

I feel like I've already gone back in time seeing an SNG site on U&C.

+8

Hey, the classics never get old... except for when they do.

+12

i think my awesome gland just exploded

+7

this blew my mind

+1

Props for getting this epic asset. Mix with epic trailer music version of "Push It To the Limit" for EPICKER REZULTZ. ... does anyone have an orchestrated PITTL track?

+1

Voting less than five for this should be a sin.

+1

But it says you didn't vote at all :D

+13

It was a place where everything was legal.

...how do you konw Don Lafontaine?

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I don't, I just emailed him asking him to say it.

+27

that's pretty damn crazy

+3

Keaton remix this shi.

+4

if that's true, i'm so gay for you right now.

+1

This is the greatest great thing that ever greated.

+4

I second boomaga

+1

Not only is your name excellent, but the YTMND is also! :-)

epic

how the hell...

Epic win. This must be made into a movie now.

agreed

Pat LaFontaine is better

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Maybe, I just don't know how to contact him :)

true but this is a good site...

+1

Frickin Canadians

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F*CK YEAH PAT LAFONTAINE BEST SABRES CAPTAIN EVER!!!!!!!

DONT NEGATIVE MY COMMENT YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

:-D

Wow this is amazing

haha

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sweet, but it needs better image. Anyone can just paste his face over the safety not guaranteed image. You should really put that audio to better use.

+3

There are a few of those Mullet Man movie trailers out there or whatever. If they hadn't already been made, this would make it PERFECT.

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Yeah, but I've been sitting on this audio for months trying to get a good picture, and I just lack the skills to make one, so I figured I might as well just make a cheesy image and share the awesome audio.

awesome audio? He's just reading the ad. At least make a faux movie trailer or something so that there's some kind of joke.

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Fine, humbajoe, you show me all the clips you have of celebs saying things from YTMND.

+25

humbajoe just likes to troll. I suggest you ignore him.

+8

...he does VO's for movie trailers, hardly a celeb for one. For two, if you'd like me to get you a bunch of clips of celebs saying YTMND quotes, give me a list of quotes you'd like to hear.

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but the point is - do something with the audio instead of just posting it. that's lame.

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How about: "You're the man now dog!" Oh wait...

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Agreed. Better image gets you a 5.

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"How about: "You're the man now dog!" Oh wait..." Well that one's obvious. What I'm saying is there anything people would prefer moreso than others. Or do you just want a bunch of folks saying "You're the man now dog"?

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Just do a mix of whatever you like, such as NEDM and "I believe you have my stapler" Things like that.

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And one more thing. Maybe not everyone knows Don Lafontaine's name, but his voice is one of the most famous in the America, and he is definitely a celebrity.

+8

Whatever. The main point is that you should do something with awesome audio instead of just sh*tting it out. I didn't intend to turn this into a dick-waving contest with the "celebrity YTMND quotes" thing either, but I'll post audio as I get it *shrugs*

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I'm with Blackadders. Leave the remixing to someone else.

+2

"Fine, humbajoe, you show me all the clips you have of celebs saying things from YTMND." Are you f*cking joking? Do you really think that someone being a celebrity is really a distinguished title? Or, that a celebrity responding to your email somehow makes this creative? In fact, if someone responds to your email personally, they're not a celebrity. Celebrities have people for that, because they are known by large amounts of people who demand large amounts of time which they don't have.

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its cool because its like he's voicing over a safety not guaranteed movie, not because he's some guy that I don't know but worship him/her based on name alone.

+1

He really has an awesome voice.

+3

His voice is as smooth as silk.

+8

WTG. DLF Rulez.

Freakin' brilliant. And now I finally know the guy's name.

+1

Yeah, I learned his name from a Geico commercial he did a little while ago.

+2

Yeah, they call him "the guy who does movie ads" or something in that commercial, but they showed his name. This is amazing, how'd you manage to find his personal contact information?

On his site, he has a couple of pretty revealing videos about his daily life. His interview on Carson Daly is pretty sweet, too

CausticArm, what exactly is brilliant about this site? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to say "Hey, please say these words" and then post the result on a web site.

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Donald of the Fountain FTW.

Dude, f*ckin' A. How'd you get him to do that?

you would have screwed it up by trying to add some corny image. It has already been done 10,000 times. This is the best. It focuses on the awesomeness of the sound clip. good job.

I smell a remix on the horizon.

There is no way I can not 5 this.

I love fads, 5ed.

Beyond the thunderdome of epic, good job.

+1

I was about to pass on this, figuring he had read it on the Tonight Show or something like that - but you actually got him to record for you? Wow.

how the hell did you get him to do this? Isn't he like $5000 an hour?

+8

I know that he definitely makes more money than any other voiceover actor, I've seen a couple videos about him and he pulls in a seven-figure salary just from voiceovers, so there was either a big favour being owed here or Blackadders is connected to the mob

+6

He actually did the voice over for a little youtube trailer some friends of mine made as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT5M3pd7_mY They said they just emailed him and asked if he'd do it quick, and he did, so... He probably does voice overs for things he thinks are funny.

+6

jeeze why would he do something so dumb? your friends probably should have asked him to say something remotely interesting.

-1

Pube Wars

+1

Apparently he found it silly and funny enough to respond to. Personally, I find it pretty funny that they got Don LaFontaine to say "Pube Wars".

+3

Also, Toilet Warp.

In a world... before time.... a man with a mullet.... is about to find..... *record scratch* ...that this is not a joke. Safety... not gauranteed.

+4

like the south park ones lol

Props to Afrotech for a better movie trailer idea

In Soviet Russia, Afrotech is in before YOU!

-1

LITTLE TORTILLA BOY

+7

Listen up, I don't know about this guy or his tortillas.... BUT I WANT HIM DEAD!

+2

GET DOWN NOW

+1

GET DOWN AGAIN

+1

Pablo i heard you were telling people i shave my juevos

+1

essay? whatre you callin me a term paper or something?

have to 5 this, the effort is above and beyond

lol

It's never too early...for a salad. How on Earth did you get him to do this???

I just asked, it was really awesome of him.

+1

I have a theory: The man thought it was funny! I mean seriously, if he saw the site, he'd realize it /is/ damn funny. So in the spirit of comedy, he did something awesome and used his voice of badassery!

+1

WTF?! Im blown away! 5d!

epic

This beats such efforts as Metal Gear 4's "Your the man now, dog!" hands down. My thanks for doing so.

So good, hall of fame!

Check newspapers for showtimes.

R&U thanks. was funny and awesome.

Beyond Epic.

I thank Mr. Lafontaine for indulging his fans.

+5

Nothing less than 5 for going this far for a YTMND.

+1

Very nice, but you should recruit fellow YTMNDers to generate a better image for this ytmnd. This is truly one for the ages, and there's no point in letting that crappy edit drag it down at all

+3

I'm not opposed to the idea of getting a better image.

+2

I already "voated epic five", but it definitely would be better with a more well edited image, and we got some crafty folk here on ytmnd who Im sure will help. Also, Lafontaine ftw, he should be our new hero. (along with connery, macgyver, etc)

from interviews and crap I've seen of him, he seems worthy for hero status

+4

I disagree with the criticisms about the image. This site is not funny because of the image; it is funny because HOLY CRAP THAT'S THE MOVIE TRAILER VOICE GUY READING THE TIME TRAVELER!! Let someone else remix this and let them worry about the image. You have made your contribution to YTMND; let it ride.

+2

A wonder to behold

I forsee the return of mullet man to YTMND!

Holy Black Jebus, you just won YTMND.

Amazing!

By the way, this will make Safety Not Guaranteed-trailers so much more awesome.

+1

err YTMND fake-trailers

^rofl

Way to go, man. Don LaFontaine is the man.

Nice one!!

this site excels at being awesome

i woulda had him say barrel roll loool

-2

The Fonz = auto fav

Bad ass.

AAAAAH MOVIE TRAILER GUY FTW!!!

Don Lafontaine is the voice god

+2

Needs more Scarface music.

-1

Make him say KHAAAAAAAAN and I'll 5

+4

Oh wow, wtf are the odds. 5 for legendary internet feet.

-1

Instant Win

epic

how the hell....I'm f*cking speechless

needs epic music to be perfect

could use a better image

he read it wrong, and this is bad anyway, you couldn't even use black background?

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regardless, it's certainly better than a 1

+3

Wow, awesome...

OH MY GOD

HOLY SH*T!

Uhm...yeah. 5.

i wish i could downvote this more.

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Too bad you'll just have to settle for crying more, emo kid.

+8

I wish i could down vote you more...

+1

Just.... why would you pick this diamond out of all the fecal matter of YTMND to hate?

+1

magically delicious

New fad: We should email Hugh Laurie and ask him to say "Tip tip, bally-ho, and Burrow's your uncle!" Or just rip it from 'Goes Forth.

the drama of the last line, "I have only done this.... once before" haha

+4

HOLY SH*T!

LOL, Hey I remember this fad...

-4

Wow...could have been so epic with such a choice audio clip

nothing like going on YTMND during an English lecture

+3

I am sofa king bored

-1

Somebody write some voice-over for 2girls1cup.com and send it to him.

It's never too early... FOR A SALAD.

im impressed

That's awesome. How much did it cost for him to do this?

Somewhere in the neighborhood of zero dollars.

Bamf!

now if you can get stallone to do this i will be impressed

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max delete user plz™

fk u. stallone doing this would be epic.

-1

stallone superior, badboybadd inferior

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPMvj_xejg hahah, the voicemail bit

Oh man, the intro for that clip is awesome. "Now, one man has the power to change that [view?], and the spread his voice across the Earth, for all of mankind to hear. One man: ME."

Second BigDawg. I like another thing he said: (when asked whether he has refused any voice work because of the quality of the movie or the script) (paraphrased) "I never make that judgment. The work is important and is good to somebody, and they are asking me to do this for them, so I will give them the best that I can."

If this is real, this deserves a five so much.

you can go to a f*ckin site and do this you f*ckin failure

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you are a fool

+2

I have no idea what you're talking about, but you seem like you had a good time saying it, so everybody wins.

+5

Best comment... EVERRRRR!!!!

Auto 5

that is awsome how did you get that "voice" to say that

Wow, that's absolutely, pure, uncut, awesome!

Voice Actors are so underated.

Make an epic movie poster appear after the voice over with push it to the limit playing for a 5

+1

i'll fav it if this happens

The terminator should have raped link

-1

Where did the sound come from? he is now officially as cool as Tom Selleck

That is one of the voices I'd consider getting if vocal chord transplants were possible.

He did this for you? Holy sh*t, what a guy. As a favor, huh? What, did you save him from an exploding building? In a world of downvoters, only one YTMNDer can save that awesome trailer voice guy from certain doom. This summer...yeah I'll stop.

+1

Well played old chap, well played!

*dies*

This is not a joke.

rofl

You win one free: TIME PARADOX

You mean PIME TARADOX

christ, im not gay and I find that voice sexy

+1

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

I love that voice so much. :D

"you'll get paid after we RETURN" he screwed up!

+2

its more epic-like that way.

+1

Yeah, I'll email him and demand a refund...

+9

so you DID have to pay him.... how much....?

-2

That is what we call a "joke".

+2

He was nice enough to do a free spot for me once. He's a really nice guy.

Epic! But honestly, you should put - quietly enough it does not wipe out his voice - Push it to the Limit in the background. Though.. for actually getting Don LaFontaine, the movie guy, Duke Nukem's voice, and countless other things.. you own.

Whats so special about this?

+1

That's funny, that's what your mom said when she gave birth to you.

+9

YTMND comments sections are full of the worst comebacks ever conceived

+16

^^Burn.

And some of the best

+1

5 for making me feel ytmnd is as important as movies are

+1

Don LaFontaine? Didn't he play for the Islanders and Sabers?

+2

LMFAO i was thinking the same thing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and also the Rags!

PAT LaFontaine. That was Pat...

omg I just popped a load!

I think I just jizzed in my pants

+1

great use of an old, outdated fad, blackadded! :D

my god... I... I shed a tear. This is the most moving and touching ytmnd of all time. Critics agree, it's a heart warming tale of love, friendship and coming of age. Performances at their best, completely a totally 5 worthy. A must see. With heart pounding action and suspense, it has everything. The funniest comedy in years with non stop laughs and gags. Thought provoking, yet subtle, sure to win over fans, see it today.

+4

man, I miss don la fontaine...

This wins on so many levels. Too bad hes going to get badgered to no end by morons to say stuff.

I'm sure he's been getting requests for years.

+3

Yeah, now that I think about it, you're probably right.

include the music and you'll get a 5

This is incredibly awesome. For God's sake get a better image.

You*ll get the last star for finding a better image!

jeezus christ, i should go make a sh*t site and post it. itll be the top rated of all eternity seeing as how this sh*t is rated 4.64.

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Oh, looks like somebody doesn't get the joke. Please, call the waaahhhmbulance, we've got one going into shock! I need 20 CC's of STFU

pop culture reference trumps creativity, yet again. hawkfenix is a good posterboy for the talentless hacks that perpetuate this drivel.

My comment applies to Korf41 too, except he needs probably 50 CC's.

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*4.65, twatsicle. an this is some good sh*t.

what happend in you guys' childhoods to make you so creatively stunted?

-2

What happened in your childhood that made you so anally pedantic?

+2

looks like they dont get that their lives are jokes.

-3

Why the f*ck are you crybaby downvoters on this site if you hate everything so much? You don't deserve to be here.

+1

lol, old cars

wtf? downvoter... i upvote everything. look at my vote ratio, i have 1,783 5 stars, and not even 100 1 stars. i only vote 1 on sh*t i really really dont like.

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You don't like what I like so you're not creative and there is something wrong with you. You're a joke. Did I get that about right? I thought it was interesting how they could get this guy to do this for him, even if it perhaps was an impersonation to ME that merits a 5. Look, I can type with proper grammer too! Some people laughed at this, not everyone comes here to be as creative as you guys. Some of us just come here for fast laughs. WE ARE RUINING THE INTERNET!

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"pop culture reference trumps creativity, yet again." You're complaining about a ytmnd formula with another ytmnd formula. I don't know about you, but I think you forget the roots of the site, which was just a looped sound clip from a movie. Every ytmnd is different and some are good in their own way and not to a single standard

+1

"Ok, so what's YTMND? YTMND is a site created for the purpose of furthering the creativity of its users. It stems from an idea that, using sound, and image, and some text, the users can convey a point, funny, political, or otherwise, to the general media." ... There's a simple standard to judge by. If you didn't create anything, you're not creative, and you are a complete failure. Just because max's site isn't the most creative doesn't mean this site doesn't fail achieve an ounce of creative expression.

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That he literally is not conveying any original point, merely having someone read an old site, is the epitome of failing to convey a point creatively.

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Wow, look how amazing and artistic you pretentious dorks are. Yeah, it's a site lacking any originality and artistic taste on a website that's featured such fine arts as "ridin' spinnas" and "gay fuel"

+8

This is a website with user submissions. It can feature anything. Just because other sites are sh*tty does not mean that your site is any less sh*tty.

-2

Also, your next 2 highest rated sites are stolen gifs. honestly.

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No, the point is "Hey everyone I got a celebrity to read a YTMND meme." Which is actually pretty cool, not because celebrities are necessarily better people, but rather because most celebrities are egotistical douchebags who want nothing to do with "common people." This is awesome like a neon clock <3

+7

get him to read out this comment chain for your next site

+7

I come to ytmnd for amusement. I couldn't give two sh*ts whether what is amusing me is "creative" or "original." Is that a bonus? Sure, I guess. Did I laugh? Yes? 5. Simple as that.

+2

Well, this site made me a little more disappointed in the human race, which is hard to do at this point. And celebrities don't dislike the common man, they dislike the potentially dangerous stranger. If you don't know them, what gives you the right to demand their time that 300 million other Americans don't have? Does it say "5 minutes of alone time with Johnny Depp" on your Pirates ticket stub? Utterly retarded expectations people lay on regular people (aka celebrities).

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Is it snobbery to deny someone the privilege of hearing what they want to hear in that silky-yet-epic-and-powerful baritone? Obviously not, and I wasn't insinuating that. It's the fact that he took some of his spare time to narrate something as utterly ridiculous as "Safety Not Guaranteed" that makes him admirable in this way. Yes, I'm upvoting a celebrity. You may shoot me now.

+4

Also, neither you nor I would have been exposed to the awesome contained within this sound clip had this YTMND never been created.

+3

The soundclip and the site are two entirely different entities. If I see a Don Lafontaine profile and it's him doing original work, then that's one thing. But this guy merely posting Don Lafontaine's highly derivative work, well, that's not creative, that's not good, and I wouldn't be able to laugh at this site if my life depended on it. Just not possible. Also, I've seen the voiceover guy on the Carlos Mencia show, so he associates with known "celebrity" comics who steal other comedians' material.

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