Yes, YES!

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In before "sex with men".

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ITS DJ KHALED NOT LIL WAYNE DUMBASS

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Yee-uh!

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FEATURING Lil Wayne, who made the original Brown Paper Bag in '06.

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sloppy seconds after sex with men

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I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag"

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wow, there was an ORIGINAL Brown Paper Bag?

thank god for that

BROWN BAG FOUL! (Comedy Sportz)

ITS BROWN AND ITS A BAG MADE OF PAPER

get off my comments page you piece of sh*t

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Afrika never did anything to deserve n*gg*rs!

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front.... No. I'm not even gonna begin to insult this waste of genetic material.

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f*ck lil wayne

what is he actually saying?

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sex with men

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Homies Over hos!

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AMAZING LYRICS

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Brown Paper Bag, apparently. azlyrics.com/lyrics/lilwayne/brownpaperbag.html Shocking, I know.

Brown Paaaaapper Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag Brown Paaaaaaapeeeeeeerrrrr Baaaaaaaaaaaag . THANK GOD FOR THAT . Brown Paaaaapper Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag Brown Paaaaaaapeeeeeeerrrrr Baaaaaaaaaaaag. and so on

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doesnt that make this not a dew?

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gtfo

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hahahaha wick sucks

F*CKING SEXY

sex with men

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If this song is actually about brown paper bags then technically this isn't dew, right?

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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Dew_Army#Contextual_Style

good call

LOL this is like real classic Dew stuff.

Not a dew.

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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Dew_Army#Contextual_Style

"However, many site creators take too literal of an approach and simply attatch an image of exactly what the phrase is talking about, and these sites are not judged favorably." Not judged favorably.

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The song is talking about drug money, or did you really think it was about paper bags

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owned.

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Andy that is not a dew. They have to be different words from the actual ones, not meanings.

A valid opinion, but unfortunately the ytmnd overlords decided the contrary. Enlighten yourself and follow the wiki link I posted twice already

Use common sense. Wikipedia is not a source, anyone can edit it. It is not a source of information to be relied on.

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Absolutely it is in this case, I'm not citing empirical data here. As members of the YTMND community, the definitions for our jargon and style is created and maintained by us collectively. The section where the Contextual Style is defined has remained there unedited since the very first iteration of the article.

You have a very reasonable and well-considered argument, Andy, but this site just isn't funny. 1'd.

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Fair enough, it's your right to 1. But careful, my position isn't even an argument-- it's RIGHT THERE on the wiki, i don't even need to explain it. people just think they're YTMND masters even though their accounts are from 2007

Well I'm from 2006. Long story.

This is a simple pun based on a portion of the song taken out of context, which does not fall into the "traditional" DEW category. Consider the phrase "hoes in dis house." A traditional DEW site would portray a fire hose in a house, whereas the style you employ here would portray a row of actual garden hoes in a house.

Sitsu and cheekygirl were the first to make "DEW"-type sites. These inspired spin-offs that were not necessarily just changes on the song, words, and picture being used, but on the style as well. Spin-offs on the style are technically not DEW sites but are rather in a category all their own. It is simply convenient to list this style as a subcategory as several such sites were made during the peak of the DEW army fad of 2006 and as well would not be worth making another wiki page about.

Whether that makes this site funny or not is an entirely different story. This just didn't have the same punch as some of the other "contextual style" examples in the Wiki.

I really hate to drag this argument on, but quite simply, you cite misinformation. Sitsu's "Dew" was inspired by floor.ytmnd.com. It's true! Look it up. I really wouldn't call the contextual style a 'spinoff' when it clearly fathered the entire legion of sites that we commonly associate the 'dew' title with. There's some YTMND History 101 for ya. But if you just don't find it funny, that's okay, I won't argue that, that's just a separate topic completely.

Andy. You are wrong. The original DEW site is FLOOOR. It is called a DEW, because the fad started out with DEW. A fad doesn't start out with the original lol internet, that is just the original. What makes it a fad, or fad starter, is another site that is a spinoff of the original site. It causes such an outrage of it being so funny to the original, it becomes a fad. The Dew is the fad starter, therefore it sets the fad perimitters.

That's just your juvenile interpretation of the fad. And furthermore, where are you pulling kind of information from? That doesn't even make any sense-- Epic Geordi Maneuver doesn't deserve credit but whatever arbitrary imitation of it came second is the fad starter?

You are arguing that the style used by this YTMND was the reason the DEW Army was started because it led to the creation of the original DEW YTMND. This does not follow- at least, not the way you intend. DEW itself was considered the primary example of what a DEW Army YTMND is (duh!) and with the help of popular users and the style's easily duplicated nature soared to YTMND fad status. Any number of sources could have created "inspiration" for DEW; it needn't have been the example you are so wont to cite.

Anyway, it's 10 PM and I should be outside and not discussing what is or is not a DEW YTMND. Later.

People started thinking that dew army was all about the "cleverness" of finding an opportunity for mishearing lyrics, in the same way people grossly misunderstood and abused the "epic maneuver" fad. It really comes down to a failure to comprehend the aspects of humor inherent in the original, until it becomes simply a copycat contest. I'll repeat; it's NOT about just finding lyrics that can be easily misheard. That itself is NOT funny. Adding a generic supplemental image doesn't help either.

I'll quote from the wiki: "The humor comes from the disparity between the image and what it represents, and the song loop and its context." DEW was funny because of how emphatically Hasselhoff is singing (apparently to the viewer) about several drops of dew. And in most other cases of good dew army sites, it's that same formula of an insignificant object/concept being the (implied) subject of musical tribute. No one would sing "zazazaza" with the INTENTION of imitating a chainsaw, that's why it was funny.

use Roni Size ololol

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not a 40 ounce of malt liqour n*gga

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give me that bag, I need to barf. I just ate a f*cking large Wendy's Frosty

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Uh, so did I but I feel fine. R U SHUR it was a large "Wendy's Frosty"?

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lol, I remember making this comment!!!

Wendy's Frosties are made from shredded brown paper bags

shut up, and sleep with me, come on why don't you sleep with me....

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Shut up and sleep with me. Come on, uh huh, and sleep with me.

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cake or death?

death. no CAKE, CAKKKKKKKE!!! sry

It's ok but would have been funnier if maybe it was over the head of someone, like say Brittany Spears, instead of just sitting there.

no its funnier just sitting there

solid dew :-)

I initially didn't like this, but after reading your argument and studying the other "contextual style" sites, you've convinced me. gg

CHYEA BITCH *SS N*GG*! HA HA!

it's actually very clever 5 & fav

use a wav for a flawless audio loop. as for the dew argument...research shows that the whole 'lol mistakenly HEARD lyrics' bit takes precedence over 'hurrr double meaning' when it comes to DEW ARMY.

Made me smile.

not only is lil wayne a musical genius but his stage name is original as well

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wait...i dont think this is dew...the song really is brown paper bag.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, yes, it's back. :) Always thought this should have gotten more views back in november.

thank god for that

BROWN PAPER BAG

Thank God for that!

BROWN PAPER BAG

DJ Khaled, we're the best, n*gg* we're the best man Whoo we nikka (listen)

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Just got a hundred of that brown paper bag money You n*gg*s really wanna talk money? Sh*t real that's all I could tell 'em Just rap 'em up good so the dogs can't smell 'em c'mon Brown paper bag (thank god for that) Brown paper bag (yo Khaled I'm so focused homie I can see clearly now you all ready know what it is)

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Thank god for those days, thank god for those nights Though it might seem wrong thank god for that white They use to call me the pirex kid, aka young arm and hammer In the kitchen with the pots yeah work the glass Hard on 'em pimp yeah I work the task And when they came in we unpacked 'em all Broke 'em all down and unrapped 'em all Just two words n*gg* duffelbags I just know it so well I can't help but brag, old man got 10 mail man got 3 And just your luck the rap game got me hold up

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Here we go again just spent a hundred of that brown paper Bag money all on timbs, and that bad bitch is all on him 'Cause the cars that he drives are all foreign The game is mine I'm so far in I'm speaking with an accent Just cartwin, can't even relax in my room, That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof This for my n*gg*s getting brown paper bag money This for my strippers getting black plastic bag money We're talking that bad money, that I.R.S can tax money you dig me

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Just made a hundred of that brown paper bag money I thank god for the meal he prepared for me Taking my fam and my li'l dog money Thank god for that brown paper bag that Brown paper bag (thank god for that) Brown paper bag (c'mon) Brown paper bag (thank god for that) Brown paper bag (we the best)

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st pulled over in my 7-5 Big bottle on the dash, hope he let me slide Got 20 in the trunk you can bet me 5 20 minutes in they dump I'm gonna let these slide We're the best Look at what we drive got picnic tables on my lap getting high In the back of that maybac and it cost five hundred thou When the n*gg*, spent then with a smile Stacking numbers that alarm and race White house still moving bricks alarm today I'm that bin lading boi I'll bomb the state I ain't come to stay I gotta post bond today

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2 million in the bag, I ain't wanna brag you don't know the feeling when the villain peeling in the jag Just staring at the ceiling 10 women that you had I was at the center now I see you feeling just a (f*g?) Just spent a 100 of that brown paper bag money It feel good to be young money cash money Rehab I'm addicted to fast money I got stacks and rubber bands up in that Brown paper bag (you're dig) Brown paper bag (my name is weezy you all) Brown paper bag (I'm here on behalf of young money cash money)

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Brown paper bag (I represent 17 road of New Orleans let's go) Practice makes perfect I'm relaxing at rehearsal I'm gonna motherf*cking professional like hershal Falker, the talk of the game is I, but I wonder if he'll still be talking after I die But that's not important Money's more important And understand I been in that water like I was snorkeling Understand I been in that water like I'm a dolphin Miami Khaled took me in like a orphan Why did they start him? Now they can't park him

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Philly blunts cigar scent I'm by myself and n*gg*s run they mouths like auctions To streets my brother Fefe's my brother And we stay on point like a f*cking box cutter you heard what I said motherf*cker did I studder With my brown paper bag, here to represent the hustle I'm out Coka baby man you know I already had money Definition of that brown paper bag money Try and front as if you in the jag money For the cash I'll blast anybody that Brown paper bag (that that that that)

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Brown paper bag (thank god for that) Brown paper bag (coka baby cribs mania) Brown paper bag (we are simply the BEST the VERY BEST) You all n*gg*s want coka music The costra nostra flow show you how to do this Pen it so easy, a caveman can do it N*gg* we simply the best don't confuse it I confuse it, critics be hating Best album yet but give me the same rating I'm waiting top of rap rushmore Etched in stone runt top puns war Unsure anythings possible

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4mil spent bought out the art possible, I'm Picasso in the Versace suit, don't worry my n*gg* Khaled I got you, not just 'cause I want to 'cause I got to, put the squad on your back did the impossible It's only logical I spit from the heart, brown paper bag who else for Joe 2 guard that BROWNNN PAPER BAAAAAAAG BROWNNN PAPER BAAAAAAAG

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BROWNNN PAPER BAAAAAAAG BROWNNN PAPER BAAAAAAAG BROWNNN PAPER BAAAAAAAG BROWNNN PAPER BAAAAAAAG BROWNNN PAPER BAAAAAAAG BROWNNN PAPER BAAAAAAAG

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WALL OF TEXT

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you...you do know it's a drug reference right?

That's the whole point of this YTMND...

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Brown Paper Bag...Some Girls and Dolphins/Patriots fans need 'em

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This is an idea that could save this YTMND. There's no cleverness in this YTMND otherwise. (Yes, FLOOOOOOR is obvious too, but the over-the-top vocal makes it work)

There's an awkwardly large amount of views on this site today

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I wrote the url on a stall wall.

Thank god for that.

You are on an academic intelligence hotwire that can not be unhooked by anyone.

LOL FOR SOUND CITATION

sucha dumb song, why do people listen to this sh*t

You should add in Jay-Z "Brown Paper Bag"

epic domain grab

not dew fail

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OMG! I could've done this months ago. Why, oh, why didn't I do it?

its always interesting to me to see an "old-style" ytmnd get comedy response these days

Bounce!.... Bounce!!... Bounce!!!...

i only like them when they are misheard lyrics

you didn't like http://floor.ytmnd.com/ ?

Don't those liberal tree huggers take away an American Classic (tm) like the Brown Paper Bag. Vote Flying Spaghetti Monster 2008!

The cheapest Halloween costume there is.

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hot potatoes

nem htiw xes

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