EIGHT MEGS OF RAM BIATCH!

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dear god, mine only has 4......JEEEEEEZZZUUSS

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ATE!

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megs of ram? So that's what they're calling it...

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EIGHTY-EIGHT!?

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ITS UNDER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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very much under

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LAME ENDING.

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HOLY SH*T 8 MEGS? WATCH OUT THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!!!

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ALMOST NIIIIINE

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8 MEGS OF RAM, POWER LEVEL OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's witchcraft! burn them!

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am i late? WUNYANUNYANOYANOYA. YOu're right on time. RIGHT ON TIME.

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"am i late? WUNYANUNYANOYANOYA. YOu're right on time. RIGHT ON TIME"

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Is this your performer?

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ATE.

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Its not "performer", its Performa. A type of mac computer in the early 90s.

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Its the diabetes guy.

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Eight... with or without the Viagra?

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I just noticed that she rings the doorbell in the beginning, but when they open the door she has her arm up as if she was knocking on the door. What poor directing!

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My BFF Rose

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WUNYANUNYANOYANOYTMND

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How much for an order of RAM? 2.50. 2.50!? How many RAMs are there? 5. 5?! Let me get 1 RAM. 1 RAM?

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Ochobobo, let's assume she's an impatient bitch and was going to knock immediately after ringing the doorbell.

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OperaLovers.makeforum.org

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http://www.youtube.com/user/flipu4reel

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I just watched all six... I really want a Performa now! Very nostalgic to the early days of the internet and PC's.

As with many sites, the actual loop makes it worth the trip.

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lol homosex

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my brain hurts

I should go on the opera lovers forum and pick up some g-milfs

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i like to think of them as grilfs and yes great idea.

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That's Grrrrrrrrrreaat!

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GILFS!!

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Holy sh*t BitchTitties, i love you. And to flipu4reel, excellent find!

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How 'bout some BFLs?

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I meant FBLs. F*ck. Now I have no reason to put off the taste of shotgun.

"So that's what gramps has been doing all this time" lmao

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what did you THINK he was doing on the computer all that time? o.O

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I don't know, you cant "DO" that much with 8 megs of ram.

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my ASCII titties work just fine w/ 8 megs of ram. oh baby oh baby

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I honestly think this site could have been so much more doing something with that line.

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in before viagra, therefore, the man could only get excited if he was typing out what he used to be able to do

Opera lovers forum my ass...they're hardcore YTMNDers

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No they're not. they are going to do some old people buttf*cking later. YTMNders don't get laid.

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Kaizen666 tells the truth

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not true.

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we don't have friends, just alts

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LEMON PARTY!

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what do you mean don't get laid you mean masturbation doesn't count as getting laid any more. that's alot of my time down the drain, oh well eharmony here i come

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Did you forget Dr 1337? He's probably getting laid right now! /sarcasm

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seriously nobody here gets laid?

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WUNYANUNYANOYANOYA

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this family represents the a typical apple user a clean controlled micro verse where geriatric sex is celebrated (also )cobsy sweaters on the youth

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I knew there was a reason this clip disturbed me.

That's silly, everyone knows you'll never need more than 640Kb of RAM.

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i know ive heard this before in some old thing i saw a while ago

Yes, that's the one, what you said.

hahahha

EIGHT.

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INCHES.

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ATE.

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The sad thing is, Walter-Peck's "ATE" here came 20 minutes before dmaz's... but Dmaz's got all the fame.

5 for mac, post the link mother f*cker

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agreed

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rofl

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na na na na na you're right on time RIGHT ON TIME

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I wonder if that's the Rose that's the bff of that other old lady and if she got her text message.

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WIN

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8.

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Holy F88888g f88k of f88k!!!! 8?!?!?!?!!?

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Oh and I would give this an 8 if I could

EIGHT.

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EIGHT

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8-O

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8========D

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i get it. eight equal signs represents the eight inches of his penis. however wouldn't the "D" or the "tip" add maybe another inch? And what about the testicles? i think about 6 or 7 equal signs would be sufficient enough.

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Why are you so intrigued with his penis drawing?

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well besides its obvious mis-drawing, it is quite a nice piece of work.

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I think 4 is the magic number of equal signs for a penis 8====D

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then all those girls you "had sex with" must have been faking their orgasms. :owned:

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Children, Children!! Admittedly, it wasn't meant to be incredibly analized beyond belief like this, but the symbolism of 8 equal signs was intentional. Just take it as symbolism, and be happy. By the way, nice one, steakman!

The ending was hilarious...

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But I have a colostomy there

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lol

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that's just wrong

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Not right now you dont

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It Depends™.

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He'll put the MEN back in MENOPAUSE.

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I was so f*ckin ready to four this until I saw this comment.

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Adverb'd

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How many megs of ram? Isn't that kind of a personal question?

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NINE

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My Amiga 500 had 3.. I did the 2 meg agnus hack myself. Pwned.

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amazing how technology has evolved since then, and that really wasn't that long ago

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Sex with old men.

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Sex with old men. +10 score for this comment ? wtf srlsly cm'n...

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I know it really needs to be higher

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I hate these old men. I hate these old FARGE

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What a f*cking pimp

absolutely retarded and unfunny, seriously. have a 5 for no f*cking reason

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He's so excited when he says it. Look at his face.

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