I'd hit them both

+4

You would hit DQBlizzard.

+3

wow my first thought was 'dascoot' so I guess you did pretty damn well.

I am the Rhino, cu cu cachoo.

Yes and she's also going to get rhino lining as her next treatment :-]

RAWR!

+1

The North American house rhino is found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. House rhinos are very timid creatures and they are rarely seen, but they will defend their territory if provoked. They come out at night to search for food, water, and materials for their nests.

+8

Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos....

It was house HIPPO, not rhino! You just ruined my favourite commercial. :( http://youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

I am that Rhino.

Wingnutz would hit you.

+4

wtf

where have i seen this before? why have i seen this before? i'm so confused...

+2

Das Wonka-Rhino.

4

Ru-ro. Rino Rarrage.

+1

Thats the coolest rhino I've seen in 2007.

+1

Rhino's are kick-ass

+2

just as a warning for anyone interested in rhino massage: make sure to request the small rhino. otherwise you are liable to get a regular size rhino and trust me when i say this, your back cannot handle it.

+12

This site is unbelievable

I declare this site... ADORABLE!

+1

Rubbish

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British

i can dig it

DANCE RHINO DANCE!!

4 for creativity/

good

I was expecting Halo :(

-6

I don't recall any Rhino massages in Halo...

Does the rhino give hand release after?

Rhino happy ending for star number %.

That's a small rhino.

+2

Fan-rhino-tastic.

and rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino.....

+7

there's no massage when she's gone

+3

lol

Brilliant work! Certainly creative.

mr. rhino massage machine go

uhhhhhhhhhhhh...what the hell?

uh... wtf

-4

agreed

-3

This is without a doubt the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.

+3

I came in here to say that. tears are rolling down my face right now

also, keywords LMAOLOLOLOLMAOLOLROFLLOL

I LOVE IT

I don't understand what's going on... but I laughed.

makes me hurt jus thinking about it

5'd because, even though I don't get it, 146 people said it's good.

+3

That's the reason we're in Iraq, you know.

+9

Why do you hate freedom?

+4

Oh sh*t, I've been called out. I am, in fact, a terrorist.

+8

Uh-oh. Please don't set me up the bomb.

+7

Because 146 people said it's good? I guess that's about right.

+1

Moderately entertaining, I suppose.

-2

I USED OT BE A RHINER.!!!!

It's original and cute[y honey?] and I love it.

should use music from Donkey Kong Country. Like say, when you have to collect all the rhinos.

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No. Stop. Don't.

+10

Help. Police. Murder.

+1

And you people complain about the use of videogame music.

awesome image.

haha

Tiny rhinos are probly the best pet idea ever. you could have like a whole herd on your back lawn

+1

All we have to do is splice the DNA of a Rhino with that of a pot-bellied pig...

That is SO random! LOL!

+1

why not

that's some truthful advertising sir

+1

ummmmm...

Funnier than it probably should be.

+2

lol, i like that

Very clever

i don't get it

Awesome site!

incredible

5'd -1 because she's not laying face-up, if ya know whattamean...

+3

Aw, what the hell, I'll use my imagination. 5

+2

rhino ftw

holy sh*t, best ytmnd ever.

yay, something original!

+1

this is beyond retarded

lol

hey f*g go take a sh*t poop you c*nt

-6

You're no SUPASEXAY.

Yay!

fapfapfap

I wonder if he hangs with the mini pachyderm from Looney Toons?

Who wants a Rhino Massage™? Rhino Massage™, Rhino Massaaaaaaaage™

Happy ending?

I don't know why, but a lol'ed.

+1

The BEST ytmnd. Evar.

I LOVE IT! XD

+1

great concept

+1

5'd for Sublime. Needs more Louie Dog.

Smoochy's Magic Day Spa, it's a happy it's a happy happy dappy place!

when i am god, i will make chibi rhinos and give them instincts of massage therapy

+5

Ah finally, nothing like a classic YTMND to make your day better. I hope you guys realize that many people use YTMND to discover new songs and ideas, this is the sole reason why I have never approved of overused fads.

+4

ytmnd at its finest

Nice one

4

I like a site that not only does what it says but does it with some originality.

i don't know why, but for reason this ytmnd really pleases me. 5

+2

Cute, I love it.

+1

by the water of babylon is an amazing short story

rhino turd be expecting it ladfkewfa aggahhaahahah

Insta-win

so random! But it's well made, so i concede a five.

make this into a fad!!

I want to 5 it so badly,but sound doesn't work in firefox

aw dont hold that against me. go to the library or a friends house, and watch it in IE.

lol the library?

-1

DO I UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING?

how much would that cost? I mean, tiny rhino's are hard to come by.

+1

This is good.

+1

¡Brilliant!

WTF

one site that gets by without any stallone

+1

that means a lot to me. havent seen you say that to anyone else. max do not delete user™

-1

best ytmnd in the history of the world

+2

LOL, ...Petit Perissodactyl Mammal.

+1

very nice - great work all around.

+1

i like rhinos

+1

i'll bite

+1

wow....why on earth is this so amusing? I absolutely love it.

LMFAO the music MAKES it!

I don't know why I laugh every time I see this, but some how it was genius

A masterpiece.

scientific breakthrough!

good song.

this deserves 5 stars :0

i could use 1

tiny rhinos are very helpful little aminals

funny about rhinos