:D

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I would go back to school if he became a teacher.

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Also is it just me or does Sunday cum alot?

+3

stallone sings better, just watch the movie Rhinestone

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O_O

Cuz he's Irish

-1

Hogan's nine-day week has nothing on Macho Man's three-planet solar system. Venus, Pluto, Saturn, yeah! Lookin' down! Coverin' all bases, dig it?

+12

OH YEAHH! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

+1

Be a man, Hogan!

+2

LULZ

Poor Macho Man. One of his three planets doesn't even count anymore.

+1

also he died of AIDS

Why's there two Thursdays?

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Needs a remix to go with it. I don't think it needs the "Real American" bit in there.

-2

hulk hogan is overrated

-2

AMIRITE?

-1

:D You make me smile!

LOL there are 2 thursdays and sundays!?

funnie

lol i saw that video last week, and its been stuck in my head on and off since

The only reason he said thursday twice was so that he could rhyme.

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oh thanks for clearing that up. since when do words "rhyme" with the exact same word? doesn't it need to be a different word to constitute a rhyme? EGADS OVERANALYSIS! F*CK! IM F*CKIN DYING OVER HEEEYA

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I didn't say he understood how to rhyme, but that's probably why he did it. Also, since all of the days end in -day, they all pretty much rhyme, so it was redundant anyways.

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F*ck you, Korf, you f*cking c*ck! Always naysaying! j/k

Look 5 grey stars

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE SAID THURSDAY TWICE AND THERE IS ONLY ONE THURSDAY IN A WEEK LOL

+6

i miss mr. obvious....

+8

If you believe in yo'self: eat all your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep and get eight hours of drugs!

+5

Sunday comes again...WATCH ME ON PPV!!!

+2

if Hulk Hogan's favorite day is Thursday, he GETS two Thursdays. End of story.

+7

Brother! Brother! Brother, Brother. BROTHER!

+1

Mmmm yes pretty graphics here

-2

Right you are, Ken.

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Hulk Hogan is part of a cult that takes as axiomatic that the Earth accelerates rapidly on Thursday and Sunday. This alleged acceleration is rapid enough to have serious relativistic effects. Therefore, all Earth is undergoing time dilation on those days, and the 24 hours we percieve occuring on each of those days are actually 48 hours in an inertial reference frame. In order to correct this oversight, the cult views first Thursday as going from midnight to noon, second Thursday from noon to midnight.

+4

I have a Hulk Hogan talking toothbrush

+4

Both of these posts are entertaining and informative. As opposed to this one, which is completely superfluous.

+2

Two Thursdays! You better believe it brother!

Whatcha gonna do brother??!

+6

Nothing good happens on a Thursday, why does Thursday have to happen twice?!

+2

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?

-2

YEAH, it's been hard to live with, man! Fe fi fo fum, Andre! One long year, and your time has come, man! No marks, no scars, no blemishes on the Hulkster, brother! But inside, man, I've been scarred for one long year. Everywhere I go, man, all the little Hulksters ask me, 'Is there any truth to the fact that there was a controversial count? Hulkster, did you really get him over your head? Did you really beat the Giant?' "Well today, man, at Wrestlemania IV, we're gonna wipe all that controversy out. Andre the Giant, in the second round, when you're fresh as a daisy, with the whole world watching, I'm gonna prove, brother, that I can beat ya anywhere, anytime. And all my Hulkamaniacs, they're gonna feel it, too." "Yeah! But if you look in their eyes, man, have you seen the FEAR in all those little Hulksters? They realize that when I get Andre the Giant cinched up in the launch position, when I slam him through the Trump Plaza, brother, from New York, down to Tampa, Florida, the fault line i

+1

s gonna break off! And as Andre the Giant falls into the ocean, as my next two opponents fall to the ocean floor and I pin them, so will Donald Trump, and all the little Hulkamaniacs! "But as Donald Trump hangs onto the top of the Trump Plaza, with his family under his other arm, as they sink to the bottom of the sea...THANK GOD Donald Trump is a Hulkamaniac! He'll know enough to let go of his materialistic possessions, hang on to the wife and kids, dogpaddle his way all the way to safety! But, Donald..

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if somethin' happens, you run outta gas, and all those Hulkamaniacs run outta gas, just hang on to the largest back in the world, and I'll dogpaddle us, backstroke, all the way back to safety!"

+1

I don't know what the f*ck you just said, MasterAL... but you special. You reached out and touched a brother's heart.

http://hulkaggedon.ytmnd.com/ (Hulk Hogan losing his grip on humanity)

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EIGHT!

Hah!

+1

The room looks like a 1st grade classroom, but it's already teaching biomes? I didn't learn about them 'till 5th grade. O_o

+1

So does this mean that there will be two Thanksgivings this year? If not...which Thursday will it fall on, the first or second Thursday of the week?

+1

O_o XD

LOL THIS IS A 9-DAY WEEK?! THAT NOT RIGHT. SO FUNY. INSTANT FIVE.

-1

big boot to the face, and a leg drop

Those who can't do teach. Those who can't teach WRESTLE!