Dad you're not listening, I got a girl pregnant!

+16

lol, I actually liked this. Good job.

5'd for making me laugh like an idiot

+1

^ lol, agreed.

sex with women

honey i shrunk the n*gg*r

Your's this holiday for 5 ducks.

+1

I LOVE that movie! :)

+1

make the shrink ray a pokeball and make it look like it absorbs mini cosby

+1

haha either this is a funny comment or im drunk. Im going to say im drunk because that makes me cool

+4

lol

first

-1

I WANT ONE!!

+10

Yuo know whats bad/.? Rick Moranis got more *ss than 99& of tis site. f*cking spazolas! GEt laid you dweebs! YTND = virigns

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No sh*t YTND = virgins, we at YTMND are masters of GETTING LAID lolololol Mr. Ross. Also, learn to proofread your posts dumbass.

+1

Heh, can't spot drunken posting huh? Seems like I hit a nerve with the nerd population. Don't get mad at me because I was out and about while you were at home playing Halo 3, you f*cking nerd.

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nice try dr.l337

+2

DOCKTOR LEET IS GETTING LAYD

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Thinking I'm an Dr.Leet alt is exposing your retardation. Key difference: Dr.Leet says he's getting laid, I'm telling you guys you don't.

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its called sarcasm you f*cking douche

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Oh is it sunshine? Looked like a weak attempt a humor to me.

+2

I think it's cute when nerds with 12 year old skater screennames get on nerdy websites and call other nerds nerds. HE GETZ LAID BC HE IS ALL INTO SATAN AND HARDCORE SPEED METAL LIKE SLIPKNOT AND THE STUFF AT HOT TOPIC

+1

I can take Cosby to Spain right?

-3

Oh yeah, I remember you Ender. You were the one calling me 12 years old yet poked fun at my punctuation on one of my sites as if that was some insult for the ages. The cliche insult for geeks is nitpicking unctuation, and the fact you pointed out my comma slices means you haven't seen a girl's slit in years. Throw in the cult Sci-Fi book screenname and you got yourself a grade A nerd. 'I must act cool on YTMND! LAWL!!'

-1

I'm flattered that you remember me. I don't remember you. Sorry, you're not that important. And hey, don't get mad at me that you have the writing skills of my left testicle, buddy. And I hate to break it to you, but girls outside of the wal mart. . . yeah, they like guys who are at least able to write on a 5th grade level. . . at least the girls with all of their teeth do. And you keep beating the nerd drum like it's an insult. Can't you tell by my post that we're all nerds and we don't care?

+2

Ender! You're insulting your left testicle by saying that. Plus I'm pretty sure your left testicle is a better writer than he is. Though it's just a guess.

-1

Of course you care. If you didn't care you wouldn't be looking to talk down to everyone on YTMND and point out geek sh*t like punctuation and the way Kassius spells his name. Sorry you're so bitter at the fact that girls at the bar got drunk off your drinks yet went home to get pounded out by some jock, and the only option you had left was to go home early to curl up with a a D&D book and troll YTMND for grammatical errors.

+3

And I love how I struck a nerve with you twats. Look at the both of you, geeks. Unfunny and talentless hacks who've been around since 2005 yet have yet to contribute a single thing to this site other than smarmy comments about how smart you're pretending to be because you think you're on to something that no one else knows about. Filth. You're the type of dweebs who make this site less entertaining with each visit. When you two shic*cks are done touching dickheads, go headbutt a pair of scissors. Scum.

+3

You type to much.

-3

kaizen, you're arguing WITH me on a comments page, you KNEW where I got my username from (scifi book), you are apparently stalking my comments, and you seem to think you're somehow less nerdy than everybody here? Who are you kidding? I bet you're one of those kids with the black, baggy pants with 6 pairs of suspenders hanging off who trolls the mall and hangs around FYE giving everybody within earshot your unwanted opinion about music and how "underground" your tastes are, tool. Grow up.

addendum: And I'd rather be a lurker with no sites and no claims of skill (which I am) than some retard whose claim to fame is some sh*tty Thor ytmnd. What's your obsession with homosexuality and touching penises? Did daddy molest you?

Lost for words right now.

i wanna know when nerd became a bad thing?

+3

Not sitting here waiting for it, just noticing the negative I get on my comment and I come back. And sure I know what book you got your name from, but I sure don't live my life though the genre. But hey, that's your business. Too bad you're trying to play scientist on YTMND because you're intelligent enough to give some fantastic comments, but you're stuck in the 'Look how much smarter I am than you' mold. Have fun playing D&D.

+2

Now.... make out!

+2

LAWL!!! Ender wants to be the king turd on sh*t mountain. ps Moranis still gets more snatch than the YTMND herbs, and he takes sh*ts that are funnier than 98% of these sites.

Okay, to make everyone happy in this section, I'll upvote all your comments in this sections. Can't we all just get along?

yeah, my choosing this name obviously means "I live my life through this genre." Brilliant reasoning there, Plato. I'm sorry that your father molested you. You must have failed your reflex save or something.

Longest Bed of comments ever?

Nah, this aint that long. You should have been around back in the days when the christf*gs/athiestf*gs would rant for pages and pages over some guys site bashing one side or the other. Man, glad that sh*t's over for now.

+1

thank you

It works!

Pokeyman? Pokeyman whizasapokeyanasamananasathingwherezomeguycomesoutadathing... anhelikezohahahahahahawhawhawhaw!

+4

My translation: "Pokemon? Pokemon with the 'Poke' and the 'man' and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing and then he faints and falls down. Wrah oh ah ah ah!"

+5

loooooooooooooooooooool

Best Cosby site I've seen in a while. 5.

+1

F*ck you Rick Moranis... f*ck you and your.... PUSSY WHIPPED FRIENDS!

+1

lol

omg I want a pocket cosby

Pocket Cosby, Pocket Monster.

+2

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying xD

BUCK BUCK

qt

-1

POCKET COSBY VS. POCKET DENIRO - WHO WILL WIN?!

coo coo ca chew

+1

holy crap a dead fad, shoot it!

-4

Didn't watch.

-2

¡NEEDS MORE STALLONE!™

-3

tiny elvis?

by gummie, ain't that a ticket?!

HAH! Loved it!

I honestly wish I had that.

Excellent.

F*CK YOU RICK MORANIS! F*CK YOU AND YOUR.......PUSSY WHIPPED FRIENDS!

I love this!

lol i thoght it was bad then i listenened to te rest the i relized "wow i do disgree with those damn guitar hero plyers and ther opinions on dishwashers, so im gunna go out and burn some axe body spray , because jews did not do 9/11 all they did wwas stay along in concentration camps and get burned by nazis, because they suck *ss and i have a supperior c*ck to the f*cking homo sapien necrpheliacs that i habit sanfran cisco" 5

-2

LOLLL

Major f*cking win here.

nice

Very good.

Good idea, but you can do a lot more with it.....

LOLOLOLOL!

Wow this prediction thing works so hardcore

I just purpled your site

+2

Nice.

more of this now

5d cause i 5 everything

-1

Where the guy comes out of the thing? BLASPHEMY

I miss Cosby - great job!

lawl