I love you.

+1

because you know you want that 100 pound worth of kids

+3

I lol'd and don't even know why!

What a hero.

BBQ sauce?

heroic

+1

Crush your battle opponents balls!

This is very epic, because some quick reliable-news sources verify the story. Except they don't mention the ball kicking, opting for a more polite "He was on fire and I knocked him down." I have no doubt that a Scottish cab driver knocked down a blazing terrorist with a swift kick to the balls.

i've always said we would win the war much faster if we deployed more soccer hooligans

+4

GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+6

Damnit. I saw this today on 4chan and was supposed to make YTMND about it. You won this time.

-7

This only happened half a year ago.

-2

lol i did the same thing to my grandma's balls

+1

Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls!

Boku ga warui, so let's fighting!

Let's fighting love!

+1

Epic headline. There is absolutely no point in reading the actual article now.

I love the UK SO MUCH. I'm not kidding. Also, I was driving by the Glasgow airport when this happened. I'm also not kidding.

Headline of the DECADE

+3

That terrorist fell into a burning ring of fire- with very sore balls.

+1

I bought that edition for the £100 worth of kids

+4

flickr

Nothing justifies kicking someone in the balls, Not even Johnny cash.

+1

5'd because the truth will set you free. This needs to be an episode of 'Ow, My Balls!'.

More like 'Oi, me balls!'

I 1'd crappy site so hard that I tore a usb cable in my mouse

+36

lol

-7

I lolled

nutnics you wonderboy.

nutnics wins.

Victory

epic comment

I lol'd

The Daily Record is so bad that it's funny

oh do you found this pice of sh*t on digg too?

+1

lol balls!

+1

LOL

+1 for great choice of music.

bet the terrorist was a n*gg*r or sand n*gg*r

-7

ahahahahahhAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL, YOU SAID "N*GG*R"!! HEY GUYS I JUST BLEW MOUNTAIN DEW OUT OF MY NOSE!!!

+4

Thank god I got to downvote a neo-nazi today.

I salute you, american hero.

-2

100 pounds worth of kids go free??? wtf?

+3

http://dugg.ytmnd.com/

+2

Cut from the same cloth as Chuck Norris.

+2

if it was chuck norris his boots would have only been stained with blood, but not even that would have happened, for chuck norris only roundhouse kicks, taking heads clean of and imploding them into oblivion.

-1

would have been funnier with just that trumpet line in the beginning repeating still really funny though

-1

arabs need to be exterminated like the vermin they are

-2

Ka is a wheel.

+2

rawr.

+1

old, btw i love copy and paste, don't you?

+1

You should've punched him, like a MAN! All I can say from this is that the Daily Record is certainly going to have a drop in subscription rates...

change the sound to this: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/d/b/ddb2702bfd87cf8c244e7c66f4983050.wav

-2

or this http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/5/5/655b38bb1d87e62d8f395b27c0b75625.mp3

-2

a true american

yeah...it's a scottish newspaper...(damn it!)

+1

chris benoit was an american hero

NO! NO HE INST! HE PUHSED DEAN MALANKO ON TO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+2

Epic.

Islam is coming to get you! BOO!

No effort at all. 2 only because you cited sources.

+2

Hey that's...yes. It's Edward Norton's dad.

+1

wow, this happened in june, the paper is form july and ur just posting this now??? slowpoke to u sir.

Well thank god for that. Also, beaten to "let's fighting love."

same thing happened to me

he is now my hero

+1

Scotland lolz

+1

Allah can lick my balls!!!

+5 for the PERFECT song

This guys face should be remembered

GUYZ! GUYZ! GAIZ!!!! LOOK WHAT I FODUNED! IT WAS ON THAT POPLAER SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

That guy kinda looks like Ed Norton.

I am Jack's ball-kicking foot tendon.

+2

I found an image

+3

bad grammar ftw. Also looks like you stole that paper off a bench a hobo was sleeping on.

This is what win is made of.

he is the kind of the univers

-1

I think the £100 worth of kids earned the 5 stars more than anything else