Don't give up. Because you have friends. :')

+6

DEAD N*GG*R STORAGE

+20

=O

+3

I did see the sign.

+6

dude your computer room is f*cking small.

-4

Theres always the "YTMND Star Guide for Dummies". Really good guide, I was a pro at telling what was what in only 2 months!!!

+1

qft

-2

You know, if there was a petition to get rid of that new voting system, I'd marry it.

I don't understand why the yellow and orange and red are together. Whats worse, the red, orange and yellow switch purposes depending on how highly something is voted. Arrr Captain, thats too confusing. PS where can I get this star guide?

i think you need a sandwich like william h. macy had

Whats worse is max changed the star system because the old one was stolen, yet 99% of the content on ytmnd is stolen.

I one day want to reach the stage where I can just tear up a piece of paper and post it on YTMND and it gets into the U&C!

+1

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

-4

lol

-1

Grover

+2

Ha ha ha! Of course you are right to give up! You cannot hope to match MY Star-Guide-making skills! Ha ha ha!

-1

YOU'RE A STAR! YOU'RE A JOHNSONS KID!!

I take it this one didn't get 14 straight 5's

-1

who hurt you?! who hurt you?... who hurt you.........

+1

Yo es dinero.

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Thank you for this. I used to vote on sites on YTMND myself, but I got carpal tunnel syndrome and had to import a little Cambodian boy to vote for me. Every time I'm pounding him in the ass, I remember being able to vote on funny sites :(

+6

I feel your pain man.

+1

YTMND. Taste the Rainbow™.

+1

I love you.

HappySad

F*cking new system is f*cking GAY

-3

WHEN I F*CKING SAY F*CK I F*CKING EMPHASIZE EVERY F*CKING VERB AND NOUN THAT IS IN MY F*CKING SENTENCE.

+9

i could care less for it.

haha

QQ @ me :'(

this site predicted a 3. It was too high

+7

lololol

I see a fad coming about

lol which fad? Anyways here are your one red one yellow one green 2 turqoise stars just for yuo! I have no idea wtf that means but you deserve em!

+3

I'm already confused too.

It is in my mind pathetic that you tried to squeeze one ytmnd into two.

-1

How do you "squeeze" ONE thing into TWO things?

Well if you grab a baby which is kinda soft and squishy and squeeze in the middle really hard, you get 2 smaller babies.

+2

= (

You were so close...........

1'd for not trying harder. Make a site proving you kept trying and I'll five this instead

haha nice play on your own site... and the dumb animal crossing one.

I tried to 1 this, but the new system was confusing. So, instead of voting 1, I accidentally voted for Buchanan.

+9

best comment award

+4

:(

desk

u forgot poland

lulz

In a world adrift in a confusion of votes, one man with a poster will rise up...

Awww cute.

*tear*

T-T

it didn predict my vote so i don no wat to do

+3

Me neither

+2

it has driven many to insanity

That's REALLY good photoshop.

SEX WITH STARS

a pink user can take a f*cking pic of his house with a paper on the wall and it makes it into up and comeing wtf

-1

the f*ck & cumming

+1

i give down

By 1ing http://lhooq.ytmnd.com, I now know more about you than you do me ;)

Quick art history lesson: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Duchamp & http://arthist.binghamton.edu/duchamp/LHOOQ.html

This fad will be funny in time.