I CLICKED ON THE STAR TO THE RIGHT!

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dfdsffsfsfsfsdfdsfsdsfsdfdsfdsfdsfdsfsdfsddsffsdfsd

DIGG'D!

+5

When the girl starts complaining about it scratching her, thats when you know you've let your tickler grow too long.

-1

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

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http://ytmnd.com/users/f--k http://ytmnd.com/users/marktehpanda http://ytmnd.com/users/Dr-Gr33nscr33n http://ytmnd.com/users/biggator5

2nd! I ALSO CLICKED THE STAR TO THE RIGHT

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CAUSE STORING DEAD MOTHERS AIN'T MY F*CKING BUSINESS!

+8

MOTHER!

+2

storage?

+4

MOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!

+2

Every day is a holiday. Don't you guys celebrate Today?

+2

1 because it doesn't sync with my HP48G Graphic Calculator.

+6

Stick with TI, then. It runs perfectly on my TI-89 Titanium. I like to call it my little Tit.

+6

You guys do realize that us Casio users host your little TI gaming servers? Without us Casios, you Titties not have the ability to play Crysis or COD:4 on your TIts. Jeez, get with the program.

+2

5 for kill bill

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It's Pulp Fiction you stupid f*ck.

-5

VSL Member Since: 2007-07-08 Apparently never seen the Bill Killers film strip!

+3

lol it's surprising how people have never caught on to this joke.

+3

http://whichoneisit.ytmnd.com/

wont let me 5

+6

SO FAV IT!

+5

oh wait downvote my comments...i'm an idiot

-3

No.™

+1

hey

-1

it syncs just fine on my performa

+6

How many Megs of RAM, Anig?

+9

ATE

+2

-4

This is awesome

Watching people vote on this one is funny. Name I recognize = decent vote. Totally never heard name before = low vote. I think I'm going to graph these stats!

+1

Ohhhhh...are you aware of my existance?

DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!

Here's a graff: ..|..-.- ..|..

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You probably won't recognize me, but it still gets a five from me anyway. :-)

Make sure to import the graph to TI Connect! Then save it as a jpeg and make a site out of it! For the audio, you can use your TI-84 and...er...uh...DAMMIT!

Make sure you use the 1-sample Z-test, and don't forget to change the graph plot to a histogram. Also 95% confidence interval

+3

That's because, for the most part, YTMND has become a "good ole' boys club", which is why most of the sites that get high ratings these days are complete and total sh*t. Douchebags can make a site that is nothing but a beep and a dot for an image or some kind of screeching bullsh*t and it will get fived to the top of the lists as long as they're in the club.

+1

Haha! You're in the club cos you voted 4!

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humbajoe forgot to voat 1

+1

graphwhores!

I voted 4 because thats what this site deserves. I vote according to what a site is worth.

^...what a site is worth in your opinion, that is. I'm not saying your opinion is worthless, mind you. Rather, I'm saying that while you find some sites (e.g. noise sites, DarthWang sites, MurdarMachene sites) to be pointless and/or irksome, others appreciate their absurdity and avante garde qualities. The fact that a certain demographic finds value in sites that you don't isn't a sign of some kind of "good ol' boys" conspiracy, but rather that not everyone agrees with you.

+1

^Which is a long-winded way of saying "Get over yourself, you're not some kind of crusader for the cause of 'Aesthetic Correctness'. You like some sites and dislike others for reasons of your own, like everyone else."

+1

Tony Danzig will smash all of your puny little calculators, kill everyone in the club, drink their blood in an ancient satanic ritual, and show everyone who's the boss.

Oooo, a taste of my own medicine: a long-winded argument on one of MY comment pages! Actually humba, I was just teasing you. And I appreciate the vote, especially in light of the dozens of 1s I've seen on spy from users who will only log in once or twice this year. Joy for that.

When you aren't looking and have forgot about this site I'm going to change my vote from a five to a one.

+2

Phara - that's bullsh*t. there is no "avante garde" quality to noise sites and the like. All it is is taking an image, either ripping a screeching beep from another site or f*cking with the filters in Audition to make a noise on your computer screech, and posting it on YTMND. There is no humor, punch line, entertainment, artistic, or any other quality to these sites that you can name other than "sh*t". If you like these sites, your brain is also "sh*t".

+1

That's exactly what my 72-year old uncle says about: rock music, rap music, contemporary art, Sarah Silverman, Korean food, the liberal media, Sealab 2021, and cyberporn.

there's a difference between an age barrier and laughing hysterically at a beep and calling it art/comedy/avant f*cking garde

-1

Yeah, yeah, there's no artistic merit to "noise." Tell it to Brian Eno, or Igor Stravinski, or Frank Zappa, or Sonic Youth, or Les Claypool, or any of a host of others. Get it through your head, kiddo: the fact that you don't like something doesn't make it sh*t. If you don't like a site, fine, and you're more than free to say so (and why). Striking a high-handed pose and disparaging people who don't agree with you just makes you look like an *ss (not that that's any great concern of mine, mind you).

-2

while I could agree there's "artistic value" in noise sites, there's also a good chance they'll just be awful if they're done uncreatively, like anything else.

+2

I mean, really. If I wanted to be a dumpy, disparaging prick I could say "if you favorite sites like 'N*gg* Stole Conan's Bike', 'Tyra belts out a face melter', and 'Evil Dead Deer Head Belts Out A Face Melter (Optimized in Firefox!!)', your brain is sh*t", but really, what would that accomplish? The fact that I find such sites to be nauseating, derivative pap doesn't mean that someone else couldn't conceivably like them. Variety's the spice of YTMND, and all that.

+1

"Brian Eno, or Igor Stravinski, or Frank Zappa, or Sonic Youth, or Les Claypool" The difference is that these people make this thing called "music", they don't just pile on distortion filters that they probably don't even understand and up the pitch on a 3 second piece of audio and laugh. There is no variety in "noise sites" - they're the same site. Every single one of them. And every single person who likes them is a complete and total asshat who probably finds things like wood grain or

-1

the smell of paint absolutely hilarious. These people are nothing but walking garbage simply taking up valuable resources from people who actually have minds and think. You know, functioning human beings that operate on levels greater than rocks.

-1

in before someone falls back on name-calling and insults as a good argument... .. .. sh*t.

humbajoe, I don't know how much you know about music history but "noise" is a genre that's at least a hundred years old if you count Marcel Duchamp, Dada, the Futurists, Surrealists, Situationists, Antonin Artaud, John Cage, Fluxus, Christian Marclay, Merzbow, Masonna, Whitehouse, Throbbing Gristle, Lou Reed, Sonic Youth, Neil Young, Pat Metheny, Phillip Glass, Derek Bailey, Fred Frith, Boyd Rice, John Zorn, Boredoms, Melvins, Jim O'Rourke, earth, SUNN0))), God, Godflesh, Neurosis, KK Null, Mike Patton...

+2

...and thousands of other artists, musicians, producers and performers. You don't like "noise;" we get that. But if you're going to merely use your opinion to dismiss an entire school of thought, well, we're left arguing with you much like arguing with your proverbial rock or wood grain or smell of paint.

+3

those artists actually compose something. On YTMND - people just make something pre-existing as loud as they can. There's a difference.

-2

Sorry man, but your stuck in a "logic corner." Your point is simply that you don't get anything out of what they do and that you don't see how anyone could. The fact is, as frustrating as it may be to you, some people do get something out of what they do. I think BTape's point covers this: there are decent noise sites and there are run of the mill sites like any other meme, thread, trend, or fad.

+4

you're like my video card when it gets stuck in an infinite loop.

gr33nscr33n, you're a f*cking liar. and humbajoe, you're a bleeping saint. Avant-garde is useless for its own sake. If you're saying something that is avant-garde, that is one thing, but being avant-garde just to be avant-garde is like civil disobedience without a political message. It's just called breaking the law.

No, I'm simply 100% correct and there's no way to change the truth.

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You are 100% correct in that everything you have said is your own opinion. You should expound on your other opinions, such as you are incredibly narcissistic, have no perspective, and live in your own insular cement tower. I would say ivory, but you'd probably say that ivory comes from rocks and you don't condone the mining or rocks.

+4

Next up on ytmnd, TEXTWAR!!!: Korf41 vs. gr33nscr33n IN A 3000 LINE 10-PT FONT WALL OF TEXT!!!!

+2

Shame for some of the 'tards here that my "opinion" happens to be fact on this matter.

-1

tell your children not to walk my way.

+2

Korean humor

+3

gaysians stick together.

+1

:)))))

lolol

just awful.... yet genuinly thought provoking

i dontvoted your comment for not fiving f*cker

-2

5 for danzig

-1

I think we just started a fad in one day.

5'd for gr33nscr33n and awesome site and awesomest description ever <3 you gr33n!

I lol'd all over mahself. Well done, you funny mofo.

This site will not be topped.

hahahahahahahaha

^*2

It certainly aint her f*cken business thats why.

DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS DEAD MOTHERS

+6

Tell your children not to hear my words.

Terrible.

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you are SO going to hell, my friend.

+1

Lol

I tried really hard to like this... the stars even told me I should

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Mine did too.

-3

Thank you.

Grover LOL

-1

dude, its dead n*gg*r mixed with danzig. its incredibly offensive to the mind and ears, i like it.

+2

If loving this is wrong I don't wanna be right.

+5 for good animating and song choice -1 for bad taste

-1

If this doesn't win, nothing wins.

will this be relevant and/or funny after all of this animal crossing BS blows over? yes, well done.

+1

555555555555555

edgy

-2

No "Cause storing dead mother ain't my f*cking business!!!"

-1

aw shiiiiiit

-1

jesus, i love this.

Motherrrrr

Decent vote.

That is a tasty dead mother.

+1

5'd for sad mac

Intense!

gr33nscr33n is a ytmnders ytmnder

+5

Isn't that what they say about comedians no one likes, like Andy Kindler and Paul Mooney? Cos I like Andy Kindler and Paul Mooney.

+3

this is why you are great.

+3

They say Andy Kindler and Paul Mooney are ytmnders ytmnders?

+1

1 star + 5 star = 3 star. I don't think I've ever laughed so much at something I felt so bad about laughing at.

-4

new to ytmnd?

+1

I think he was giving it an average rating based on his initial reaction (5) and sissy crybaby conscience (1). He just didn't kno whow to put it into an equation that makes sense: (1 star + 5 stars) / 2 = 3 stars

+1

*I don't think I've ever laughed so much at something I felt so bad about laughing at.* <---Member Since: 2007-10-14 --- the are so many worse things to laugh at. :)

f*cked up. mean spirited. hilarious. also danzig.

-1

5

Oh lordy is that some Tom Nook?

Is what what?

brilliant!

6

Your YTMND is bad, and you should feel bad.

-5

This YTMND is great, and you should LOL

+2

Dargent fived linkworksit.ytmnd.com. Recently.

+1

go somewhere eles if you don't like it

ah green you're so obsessive. but you're also just too damned good at making ytmnds for me to vote less than 5 on any of them.

Eh 1'd for being an a**hole

-7

5'd for being an a**hole

+4

I voted five even though I'm not sure I recognize your name.

+1

That's meanlarious! Leik ROFL my copter!@

Unless Grover is involved, the word tragedy should not be used for other purposes.

-1

Oh man, that was great! 5, even if there is no Danson.

saved

of course... just because you are a character... doesn't mean you have character. (or a mother for that matter!)

+1

Everyone has a mother, mrmatrixaplix. Except for test tube babies and robots. A dead mother is still a mother. You just can't store her in Animal Crossing CAUSE STORING DEAD MOTHERS AIN'T [their] F*CKING BUSINESS!!!

+2

For 5 long years your father stored your dead mother up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me your dead mother. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of flesh and bone up my *ss for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, gr33nscr33n, I give this dead mother to you.

+1

That's some pretty good commentin' there, mr!

+1

I do what I must because I can.

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

eh

lol

i danced for him

lols That dude is probably crying now

That was my favorite scene in Harvest Moon.

+1

n*gg*r mamas

great song, loved it on Guitar Hero II and in your ytmnd

Ha!

Danzig was so much better when he was with the Misfits. What a tragedy.

I'm sorry, I laughed so hard at this....oh man...

Thank God the site is about 100x better than the name of the band in the domain.

Best song in GTA: SA

Racoons can talk?

+1

one of those rare occasions where it would actually be funnier if it were longer

+1

0_0

2nd star to the right and straight on till morning

win for having my favorite band.

nice

you know, there is always an *ssh*le out there who is willing to manipulate someones heart felt emotion for their own cynical needs... but, it was nicely done. Therefore, I abstain from voting.

-3

What you just said applies to the original post, not this site. The story is fake, the gif is stolen and one user here wanted to become internet famous off those broken elements and somehow I'm the *ssh*le? Just because thousands of people think the story is touching doesn't mean there's a shred of truth to it.

+5

gr33nscr33n, you're a f*cking liar. you are manipulating someone's heartfelt emotion. When you made this site, he stopped loving his mother and now hates his mother. And his mother is dead and can't make him love her anymore. Your manipulation has cost a dead mother her son's love. What's worse, is his mother is, instead of being buried or cremated and fed to lions like she wished, now stuck in a Dead Mother Storage facility, all because of this site. You are a terrible person. Oh, and a f*cking liar.

+4

Win

f*ck this new star thingy is confuseing left is 5 right

wow

sad mac 73H G4M3

LOL DANZIG!

hey was this from Dead N*gg*r Crossing?

Lets show them what they got, not 1 not 2 not 3 not even 4, but FIVE I SAID FIVE STARS

lose

-3

Easy for you to spell.

+4

omg. I have 1'd every tragic site i have seen so far, but this has kill bill AND danzig.

+1

HAPPY HOLIDAY EVERYBODY!!

+1

rad

i love this

smooth

ASS ASSS!!! PISS PISS!! ASS, PISS, PISS!! PISS COMING OUT FROM MY ASS! PISS OUT MY ASS!!!

+1

I think you stepped in something cos you smell like sh*t. On the internet. That's actually kind of impressive.

-1

Proceed, Solinus, to procure my fall, And by the doom of death end woes and all.

Wow!

gr33nscr33n give ups.

fiddlesticks.

5 for danzig

lol, that made me warm inside.

Uncle! Uncle!

I like this

glen danzig would be espeically proud of dead mother storage

Epic TI-84 sync

I cried

Great site, just leaves me with qualms as it was a true story

More like m33nscr33n.

+1

WTF LOL THIS MAKES NO SENSE

You obviously haven't been around ytmnd long enough to get the reference, then.

mum teh word

DON'T F*CKING JIMMIE ME!

Incredibly creative ytmnd

This site is almost as cool as Danzig thinks he is. That's saying a lot.

you better have.

+2