ill take that as a no

+2

"Creation of a mutual non-aggression pact?" "Cultural interchange?" I'd say no if he was coming onto me like that...

+3

"Long Johnson. Looooong Eyed Johnson. Loooooooong Eye-eyed Johnson."

It is green.

+1

awh nah nah. awh nah nah

i love this

I love "live" audience laughter from Animal Planet.

+11

On that subject, VoiceMail, isn't Planet's Funniest Animals the sh*ttiest show on television? I think they replaced the host, but the original host, I have no idea how they hired this guy. He has to be the unfunniest douchebag ever born. It's not even like mildly entertaining like Bob Saget was, this guys jokes are complete tanks and yet they pump in fake audience laughter as if the guy is a world class comedian. I don't need to hear horrible bad jokes, just play circus music and show the damn animals.

+14

^ Possibly the funniest thing Goneja has ever said.

+2

I agree. He sounds like Mr. Derp!

I agree with Goneja. That unfunny guy's name is Matt Galant, and apparently he also starred in "Good Burger".

+2

HE'S IN GOOD BURGER?! GOOD GOD, NOOO!

+2

BTW, the new host of Planet's Funniest Animals, Keegan Michael Key, is on MADtv and in Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" music video.

+1

wtf are you talking about? "starred"? he played some news reporter, and Keegan Michael Key was f*cking awesome on mad tv and now hes utterly destroyed his career by being on planets funniest animals and acting like a total f*g *ss muncher

the beast of tenagra

+2

i dont get the capt. johnson reference, but this site's fadability deserves a 5.

darmok at tenagra. when the walls fell.

+4

i hope this stays incredibly overrated, cuz it should.

Lt M'Ress understood Talking cat... someone get her out of retirement.

That was funny.

I lol'd so very hard! Awesome job.

its strength is that it doesen't overstay its welcome.

Meow

+3

mermaid noise

-1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YAPlmEHo9QQ

I like men now

the cat is talking to the starship enterprise

-1

Nutnics responds to a YTMND

+1

money hat 5's a comment

+1

My ballsack is constantly moving

+5

Perpetual motion is realized.

+2

and thermodynamics die out

+2

It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert.

+2

don't forget to laugh empathetically with the audience

Oh Don Piano

+1

WHY I EYES YA, PICARD.

+1

lol the negotiations are tough

+3

Awesome.

amazing

this site will be killed™

-2

wtf is that cat noise from?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA

+1

That cat looks pissed.

I nearly cried from this

+1

NEDM

+6

http://oljs.ytmnd.com OLJS IS THE NEW NEDM.

+1

^no NETSI is the NEW NEDM...or maybe the old one. idk

Picard for the Win!

superbe

That is so retarded, rofl.

Ka is a wheel.

+1

Favd for picard and weird noises -1 for worf opening channel after Picard's shpiel, and the fact that I'm a geek.

funny, but the joke assumes familiarity with this episode in order to appreciate it fully... granted most ytmnders will get it

-6

no it doesn't. this could be just any old captain transmission to an unknown captain.

+1

the only thing you have to know is that there was a short lived Don Piano/Talking cat fad a while back

+1

All the live long day.

+1

Darmok and Ja;ad at Tanagra. Molotov and Ribbentrop at Moscow.

+1

I lol'd a little. And for the notice: nutnics sucks donkey balls.

-1

Oh loooong Joooohnson.

+2

dammit, I wish I could 10 this

+1

Man I LOL'd so bad

...ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY

+1

i wanted to 5 this...but i hate Star Trek

-1

awesome

why i oughtta...

6 Talking cats was the absolute last thing I expected, but it made my day.

Damned universal translator's on the fritz again

+1

YES.

sadly, theres no punchline

-1

there isnt one needed assf*ck

+2

caught me off guard, I lol'd

whyyyyyy i eyes ya

I just love star wars

-1

w/e

wtf!!!!

Their reaction to the cat is the best. :D

The cats name is Don Piano

Got a genuine laugh out loud.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

-3

Picard's shoulder pads look especially polished today.

holy shiite

+1

Holier Sunni

+1

I don't like that crappy cat, please resubmit using a superior Captain. Captain Crunch, perhaps.

i lol'd. that cat is underused.

+1

I think this might be the most brilliant YTMND ever.

Low volume = no

I agree. The volume issue could be taken care of. Hilarious anyway, 5'd!

God damn I love that cat.

+1

Might have been funny if I hadn't seen the cat video before.

f*cking WIN.

don johnson

Lovely.

HILARIOUS

It's obvious TNG would've benefited from a laugh track.

Holy f*ck I laughed so hard I cried and my stomach f*cking hurts. WINNER OF TEH INTRANET

THERE ARE, FOUR LIGHTS

+1

5 because I have fapped to that chick before.

+2

Troi?

Nice edit.

omg hahaa

picard is not amused

Most f'ing retarded thing I've seen in days. Classic.

oh taht was grate

Oh, Capt. Johnson, you know EXACTLY what to say!

PATRICK STEWART IS A REAL LIFE F*G

-2

Needs more NEDM

garb

lmao, i'm crying! (The Youtube original, didn't make me laugh at all)

i love these picard sites good stuff.

Riker plays his new trombone

OH LONG JOHNSON

ROFLMAO! Everyone's reaction was PRICELESS!

this brings me so much joy, i dont know what that says about my miserable existence but its true, i was also super high when i saw this lol