nice 2008TMND

+5

NOW HERE'S A GUY WHO, WHEN HE RUNS, HE GOES FASTER!

+45

lloolololololllolol madden lloolololololollol

+2

IF HE DOESNT OPEN HIS EYES, HE CANT SEE WHERE HES GOING

+13

I once ate raw bacon but I'm a vegetarian now so it's ok.

-5

I have both :3 <--- homo

+3

You should make that barbaric guy come out of know where and yell BARBARIC because of how she love training these poor creatures, to turn them selfs, into fighting machines, is simply barbaric! BARBARIC! BARBARIC! let that word resound, from hill to hill, from moutain from to mountain, valley to valley Barb-baric barb-baric. LOL http://byrdemon.ytmnd.com/

+4

"If the, if the, if the quarterback, if uh, if, if he throws the ball and the, and the, and the receiver catches it in the, in the end zone, then that's gonna, that's gonna, that right there, that's gonna, that's gonna, that's gonna, then that right and that, that's gonna, that's gonna be a touchdown."

+7

NOW WHEN YOU SCORE MORE POINTS, YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF WINNING THE GAME

+13

omg this is pure genius

+3

Senator Byrd would be a better subtle, outspoken reference

-3

LOL WTF. THIS IS EPIC WIN.

Hey folks! John Madden here with the John Madden Quick Pop Popcorn Popper!

+1

YOU GOT TO HAVE THE WANT-TO

BARBARIC

+1

THE REASON WHY THE GIANTS HAVE A GOOD DEFENSE, IS THAT THEY PLAY WELL... ON DEFENSE

+3

PIOPIOPIO.

see the guy next to madden picking his nose?

aw yeah

+2

PUT A BULLET IN HER FAT, FETUS CONSUMING, HEAD.

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f*ckin awesome?!

+2

I trio'ed

So much going on...

+2

Holy crap why did I not capitalize on this earlier?

+3

The senator would like to make it clear that this response was delivered prior to her awareness of the so-called "hot chocolate" modification which reveals a previously blurred pokepenis in the mating minigame.

+19

wow

+3

sux

+3

The randomness of John Madden gives this a five. Oh, and the rap music. And the lights coming down. And the Obama-Trio. Dayum, I never expected all this when I clicked on this YTMND. Nice!

+5

Personally Zunit, I usually go for this sort of thing, but it just seemed so forced and random that it ruined the original joke. I would have been fine with just the Diamond and Pearl and the Obama-trio, but Madden and the rap (although good) was just too much.

+4

wow. that was just goofy.

+2

MADDEN 2000

+4

OMFG! I had that game!! Thanks for reviving my childhood... if for a brief moment...

Damn it... I recognize that the Madden bit is a type of painfully forced random, but it still made me chuckle. You win.

+2

It hurt me so good.

+3

LOL, a barrel of laughs this one

+2

John Edwards is still cooler than her. DTMB

-5

Cool enough to draft you for foreign wars.

+3

Draft dodger aye? We'll see if those trees you're always huggin' save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creepin' round your back stair!

I hate that bitch

+7

Diglett Dig Diglett Dig TRIO TRIO TRIO = classic

+10

Diglett Dig Diglett Dig

+2

Trio Trio Trio

+4

Diglett Dig Diglett Dig

+3

Trio Trio Trio

+2

lol wtf is up with the obama thing tho?

+1

i giggled, then madden came on and i laughed... then after that you lost 3 stars.

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"i like both" part was like Terminator 1, then when Madden comes in its like Terminator 2 i mean it gets GOOD and THEN f*ckin ludacris comes and you're like ahh cmon ok end now (Terminator 3) and F*CKING THEN the ahh my groin is like this new sarah connor chronicles just F*CKIN LEAVE IT

+3

Wat iz going on

Football in the groin!!

+8

5 for John Madden

+2

the shirtless Madden with Luda definitely pushes this one to 5 big ones

God Bless America

wut

"Do you like diamonds or pearls, tee hee hee hee!" It's questions like that which make me realize that there *are* cruel *and* just punishments. All the sh*t going on in the world right now and for a question like that to surface... Death is too good for some people.

+3

From what I've read, she had a serious question about nuclear waste but CNN forced her to ask a "cute" question instead. So it was ask her serious question, get cut off and turn into "don't tase me bro: 2", or ask a retarded, patronizing question that just plays to hillary's gender card.

Pokémon.

+1

F*CK.

+2

the randomness makes this f*cking AWESOME. 25'd.

+2

sogood

A single focus

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Not a f*ggy downvoter

+7

Owned

Best i've seen in awhile. Now we expect more!!!

+1

And the oscar goes to... George C Scott for "Man Getting Hit by Football".

+2

WTF was that XD

+1

If every YTMND were done like this, funny or not, I'd vote 1 less. 5 for quality

+2

btw what the hell is up with the grey square in the audience?

+2

Ha, good question... it was already in the picture http://www.microsoft.com/emea/presscentre/presscentresite/images/imagegallery/large/Keynote_audience_ITForum2005.JPG but I should have edited it out of there... it is some sort of sign, there is another one that just says "PRESS"

+2

it's a missing JPG for an audience member that went offline

+1

This is how it should be done xD I want both xD Pokémon Diamond & Pearl!!

+1

This ytmnd took a turn for the best.

+1

it was good, but you shouldn't have dragged it out with the madden thing.

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I say that's where it became funnier.

-6

I agree with afrotech

+3

what?

+1

:S

+1

+1

john madded, lol

+3

Ron Paul 2008!

lol r u serious

fail

George C. Scott FTW

+2

nice

I can't help but 5 this. However Hillary Clinton knows that pokemon games teach kids to train animals to fight to the death with other animals. Pokeman games are destroying our youths these days and they need to be government regulated. Also Obama Dugtrio FTW.

+6

Pika Pikachu!

+1

+1 for shirtless john madden

+1

+5 for John Madden alone, -5 for Ron Paul 2008 comment above mine, +5 for Rap

-1

Argh...my groin!

+3

Just when I thought it was done the fun kept on coming.

+2

You're insane in a good way.

+2

what is this

Super Mario Sunshine

+1

great

wth.

Dugtrio, Trio trio DUG!!!

Niglett made this an instant 5

+1

way too much effort went into this. Try to be more of a failure like the rest of us next time.

arrrgh

i was really hoping for a pearl necklace in this one

What the F*ck!!!!

smoke if you got em, think we're on a sinkin ship yo

Arrr my groin

I don't get it! :)

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I sh*t my pants at the Obama digtrio

+1

it's still as great as it was this morning

+1

+1000 for random Madden

+1

RAWR!

Smacks of trying too hard imo.

+1

I couldn't agree more.

+3

THIS IS YTMND, nice work

+1

lol

The more I watch this, the more I love it! It's going in my favorites

needs less politics, needs http://morestallone.ytmnd.com/

-2

Wow, how beautifully random.

At first I was like "ok, this makes sense, I see the humor" then I was like "oh sh*t what's going on" And I liked it

+2

This is so weird. Where'd you come up with shirtless Madden?

+2

There's too much random crap here. Each section could be a 5 star ytmnd on its own...but together...not really...

I think of it as the extended edition DVD

+2

Your name reminds me of ice cream

+1

lolwut

f*ck hilary

+2

I like how it doesn't load for me.

-2

And I'm on Firefox. What a great YTMND.

-1

Oh it loaded.. wait it still didn't make me laugh.

-1

That is so friggin stupid. Good show.

this is really f*cking weird. And for that, 5.

+1

wtf obamadugtrio

Indians like cold cut trio trio trios

lmao what the hell! Random crap is funny if it is done well

+1

can someone give me a play by play of what happened at the end?

You had you had this guy who answered a question and and when Hillary was asked a question, she answered it.

+1

made me lol really hard.

LOL lay off the crack.

HAHAHAHAHAH

1

-2

Did you decide to one at the Obama Digletts, the shirtless John Madden, the rap music, the stage light hitting Madden's groin, or one of the other completely arbitrary, utterly pointless touches?

-1

Ha haa XD

the end....it makes this deserve a 10

+1

dough

fake, that didn't happen

I think I love you. AH MY GROIN!

+1

hahaha win forever and ever i love you

LOL, 500th vote.

Was afraid it was just a Pokemon site. Then Madden showed up and all bets were off.

+1

wtf happened at the end

f*cking random as hell, I love it! also "RRRGH MY GROIN" 5'd for that alone, glad someone else remembers that episode

+1

was a 2 until madden lol

+1

lost funny halfway through

L0L

lmfao madden

DRIO DRIO DRIO!

*falls out of chair*... wow... hats off to you sir

+1

I just noticed in that gif she is actually wearing both diamonds and pearls AND has the two Pokemon. I still say she needs a lobster!

+1

Posting a comment.

What the f*ck did I just watch?

+1

bwahahahahahahha

It's the John Madden SomethingAwful 404 error. Also: Funyons or Daniel Pearl?

Now, a naked Madden will haunt my nightmares.

+1

HAHAH SHES HOLDIN POPKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!

Multiple punchlines = win

+1

That was so dumb... But I love it. Maybe it's just because of my Pokémon obsession.

+1

that sh*t was hilarious

+1

fearcondom's movie had heart, but spotlight in the groin had a spotlight in the groin

+1

Lots of win here

+1

Nuckin' futs.

INCREDIBLETMND

5'd for "ow my groin!"

TRIOTRIOTRIO

+1

It's so ridiculous.

one of the few times utter and complete randomness is extremely funny

+1

the Pokeyman probably wouldve gotten you a 5, but the Madden sealed the 5 with a kiss.

+1

The Madden thing wasn't very funny until the infamous Owww my groin, then I all most choked on my Mt. Dew

+1

this is great-- much better than i though it would be

+1

Anybody with a brain will not be voting for Hillary.......... we're in trouble, aren't we?

+1

Terrible, consider yourself 1'd if you like this

-1

Awesome.

This proves that EA really sucks! Madden shirtless is very disturbing!

Now I know I'm sometimes accused of not being able to make a choice, but when John Madden said "arrrrrr! my groin", it tied everything all together for me, and I indeed lol'd.

and who said perfection wasn't possible?

+1

That was worthless...

-1

HANS MOLEMAN PRESENTS MAN GETTING HIT WITH FOOTBALL

+2

.....what the hell was that?! :D

+1

What most people don't know is that she also owns a Wii and plays Pokémon Battle Revolution.

The punchline was funny, didn't get the rest

This is so hillarious. Love the Obamatrio.

That's a good question

+1