Fission Mailed

+71

And I thought the Antrax letters were bad

+5

THAT'S THE BEST THING I EVER SAW

+7

So that's why I didn't get anything in '82! Friggin' Pacman.

+31

PACMAN? PACMAN? PAAAAACCMMMAAAAAAANN!?!?!! dun dun da dudun, dinna dun dun dun! MISSION FAILED: Continue/Quit

+6

PACMAN? PACMAN? PAAAAACCMMMAAAAAAANN!?!?!! dun dun da dudun, dinna dun dun dun! MISSION FAILED: Continue/Facepalm

+10

Christmas comes to Poland.

+12

Best Christrmas cartoon ever, Shut up idiots

+6

Jack you have to answer me! Jack! JACK!!! *gasp*

-2

*gasp* MAI BAG OF TOISE!

+10

The cat & dog were sleeping together

+4

Why is it that they all sound like Italians?

+4

*cue mario death music*

-5

5 simply for the brilliant reply

I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

+1

http://pacmanfission.ytmnd.com/ I just had to...

+2

"Why is it that they all sound like Italians?" Maybe because they are all short, fat and eat vast quantities of white food.

+4

PAC-MAN for Atari got one Million games buried with 5 Million E.T. games that year! The Video Game Crash of '83!

Pac Man Christmas? This is more like a Pacman JONES Christmas! Amirite???

-1

pacman

SEX WITH PACMAN

!

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Firstest

+3

heh

A+

AWWW

Best Christmas Special Ever, and I've seen Kiss Saved Santa.

+21

When you start at the bottom, the only way to go is UP!

-2

Santa facepalming on one knee FTW.

+3

Kiss Saves Santa does not exist.

-1

What happened, missed the fruit?

+2

you could have saved christmas pacman if you got the cherry for the extra points

+5

isnt this pretty much the formula for all christmas specials? involving santa claus i mean, not that frosty the snowman bullsh*t.

+6

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. There needs to be at least one special with Raptor Jesus.

EPIC

it is good but epic is not a word to be used lightly. it is an honor deserved only for the greatest of jamaican heroes to be epic

+9

This is how all Christmas movies should end.

+28

"It's just too late. WTFBOOM!!!"

+4

Agreed. Crying Santa = auto 5

+1

Not as good as Hanukkah comes to Pac-Land.

+15

Is that when they get a power pellet for each night?

+2

Is that when Pac-Boys become Pac-Men?

+3

yeah, but Ramadan Comes to Pac-Land was by far the best

PACABEES!!

lmao it ends without a resolution

+5

Well it began without reason so it all works out in the end. Pac-man + commercialism = crying Santa.

+7

commercialism + Santa = crying Jesus

+2

why does it fill my black heart with christmas joy to see santa cry?

+10

I think you answered your own question.

+6

because there's nothing funnier than a depressed fat guy

+2

Nice ending.

-5

LOL WTH

-2

why is santa shoeless in frame three?

+14

why did they used to forget to color in the white on peoples eyes so often?

+7

was no accident, santa has pinkeye

+8

His shose where packed in his toi bag! wich B.T.W. bukkaked along with pac *ssh*le who ruined cristmas and drove santa emo!

Please down-vote that comment, I am extremely ashamed of it and I wish it to be disregarded.

-2

How can PacMan do f*cking anything!?

+6

he has no limbs. how the hell does he even eat those pills?!

That's the saddest story I've ever seen....boowoowoowooowoo WAUM WAUM

+6

WAUM WAUM

+1

Lol! Optimus Prime was in PacLand!

and megatron

-1

WIN.

-1

LMFAO

-1

rofl, best christmas special ever

great job

-1

This Christmas special is unique in the way it prepares children for the real world and what they'll encounter in it: Disappointment.

+38

Truth.

+1

and upclose experiences with their own personal palms

RAWR!

sweet

The best thing about that show is how his friends called him "pakkie"

+19

Do you think he's pro-Musharraf?

Worse than a Star Wars Christmas?

-1

not THAT bad!

Pberg, don't say things you'll regret later... seriously. I'd much rather have a root canal while being throttled to death than listen to Star Wars Christmas.

-2

yayyyyyy

-1

At least webcomics are a better fate for video games than cartoon shows were

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You'll always be the outsider, because you don't have the work ethic. How's that working out for you IRL?

-1

no it's not, this was actually funny

WTF was that

-2

LMFAO. That was WIN.

who?

-8

Even if my reindeer were rocket powered I wouldn't be able to make it in time!

headdesk

Haha. Pac-Cat. :3

I want to make the end credits music my new ring tone.

+2

lol true to life ending.

+1

It could have even been more real if Pac Man were to come home drunk and beat the wife and kids.

+2

That comment madDog made was a WIN.

well that certainly was uplifting

+1

PACHHHMMANNNNN

haha

Dizzam it even had Peter Cullen as a voice actor in it!

+1

Do a barrel roll!

+1

lol

lol

Picard sigh > Santa facepalm, but this is still funny. And before this comment is downvoted, I'm not suggesting that that should be worked in.

-5

It's like a candy cane

everybody's crying... I'm here now so everyone can cheer up.

What the hell is Xerography?

i just love happy endings. this was cool too.

I would not have scored it this high if you did not include the wacky-fun-time end credit music. That just added so much to the gag.

+2

Silly Christian Pacmen.

-1

They're Agnostic Shinto, That's why they failed.

+4

Bullsh*t! I saw no cake.

...hmm... damn it your right.

hahahaha

Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka

+13

*pill* weoo weoo weoo weoo weoo weoo weoo weoo weoo

+5

Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka

-2

Hahaha! No Christmas for Pac-People that year.

I love happy endings.

+1

lol

The Dig Dug guy would've made it in time.

+6

Pac-Man didn't try hard enough in the Easter special either - the damn baby got mauled. Then there was the struggle with the 256th level.

+3

chomp on his bones o_O

kill screen

facepalm.jpg. i'm pro-4chan and i vote

-5

Hey man! You're funny as hell!

Santa leaning over crying is what knocked me over

+1

OMG man. I know I'm the oldest person on ytmnd at 27, but I actually remember that! One of those things I honestly haven't seen in 20 years and then there it is again. Nostalgia ftw!!!

+2

Excellent idea.

neds moar gostes

OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pops some more pills, Pill head

wakka wakka :(

+2

Almost as good as KISS saves christmas.

Then it must be the worst Christmas special ever made.

-2

LOL.

if i could give u a 6, i would

Wait, Pac-Man FAILING? Only on YTMND...still 5'd though.

Wow. Such defeatism. Maybe if Paccy spent less time poppin' cherries and more time eatin' power pellets, he'd have the energy to celebrate Pac-Jesus's birthday.

+2

He should have taken the shortcut on the side of the map.

+8

How the hell did they make this out of Pac-Man!?!?!?

+1

Underpaid writers.

+4

.eviF

hahahaha why is this terrible thing so funny!

-2

best christmas special ever.

+1

Chomp his bones for this atrocity!

+1

this was done before by many sitcoms and cartoons

-5

The first time i saw this the opening screen went by so fast i thought it said "Christmas comes to Poland" good job BTW

+2

WELL ACTUALLY SANTA FORGOT POLAND

+1

that was like a soap opera! :_|

In Soviet Russia, the dots eat you!

+2

This is GOLD! Can anyone find the unhappy ending version to the Christmas Story?

+2

Yes yes yes! lol

+1

Finally, an accurate Christmas movie.

+2

That made me sad :[

+1

Best ending EVER!

+1

That was a real time saver now do that got Charlie Brown and the Grinch

+2

PWNED

I'm just glad they stopped making silly cartoons and movies based on video game characters after Pacman!

The greatest tale ever told.

+1

bravo!

+1

F*CK YOU PACMAN

-2

U totally wanna f*ck my man boobs.

-2

This is my favorite christmas special now...

+1

pacman sucks at saving christmas .. he obviously should have gotten someone else to do it.

Predictable, but still made me lol

+1

I laughed till I coughed up blood

+2

You win 1x santas blessing! HO HO smelly HO!

+1

hahahaha

What a happy ending

+4

With this high score, you'd think this sh*t was funny...

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Fortunately it is funny.

+2

Lulz. I remember that, too.

+1

The Pac people don't deserve Christmas.

+1

.....this...is..the wins santa pac mans amzes~!

I like how you ended this. For those not aware, it doesn't really end this way.

-1

Oh! See, I thought it did, and now I know

+1

Yeah, in the real version, it turns out that Santa has aids... and then he dies.

+5

Well, now I don't know what to believe.

+1

it's too late?! :'(

O god I remember seeing this years ago

so close

Oh gosh, I remember that Christmas special and how it used to come on every year.

to funny

+1

Fission Mucking accomplished.

+2

Santa Crying hahaha I definately LOL'd

That's what he gets for popping so many pills.

+2

damn.

/cry Pac-baby

No happy ending :(

So... where are the ghosts?

the cop was a ghost wasn't he?

+1

I dunno, but Santa was pretty f*cking white. Sure he wasn't a ghost?

hahahhahahahahaha literal lol

X3 Christmas is a shambles anyways.

i thought pac man could do anything.....

Wow, Pac-Land is a really disappointing place

+2

That was a good christmas cartoon, if only it really ended like that.

owned

lawl

WAREZ T3H TOIZE, F4T M4N?

He should've munched some meth pills to give him a speed booster.

Awwwwwwwwww.

proof pac-man is jewish

-2

I couldn't see a gigantic nose, what's your proof?

-3

clearly, pac-man took all the presents and returned them somewhere for store credit. If he wasn't jewish, he would have saved christmas.

heh, Pacman looks like Homestar in the Title

hahaha oh pacman you rogue...

I was reluctant to look at this site, since it's on top rated, but predictive voting said I would like it. It was right. This f*cking rules.

terrible.

-1

Yes you are.

Santa crying in the end on one knee, lmao

+1

hahaha that was awesome

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS.

-1

Take THAT feel good ending.

I have to give you credit. I first thought this was a straight rip of a TV Funhouse gag. Nice work.

Why is santa barefoot in the beginning?

i love happy endings

Recalling his childhood, Santa remembered that he could never beat the High Score on PacMan. As payback, he managed to convinced the unsuspecting people of Pacland that he had "lost his bag of toys", thus completely ruining their Christmass. "Take THAT!", Santa thought to the Pacs on his way back.

+3

Santa would then have to be no older than his early 30's

+1

:(

sad ending.

funny ending

Well the good thing is they can't hang themselves, because they have no necks, or bodies.

anything with ending with a sad santa is 5'd

with Pac-Men

+73

Zing.

+6