"Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy sh*t on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?"

+7

This is a funny newspaper article. Nice sound clip!

+2

Shenanigans??? You're talking about Shenanigans right???

+3

The schnozberries taste like schnozzberries!

+3

THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS.....

+3

I'm going to pistol-whip the next son of a bitch who says shenanigans.

+4

longtmnd

http://wangton.myminicity.com/tra

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shenanigans bitch

I am only 5'ing this because I live in Great Falls

Shenanigans

a liter a cola

Say Car Ramrod

You didn't say it... and I even wrote it down...

yeah that's alright kid

Shenanigans?

Yes I look at reddit too.

+2

Best wall-o-text evar.

lol, T-1000

+17

are you legal guardian of Johnny Connor?

+2

That officer deserves a liter o cola.

How do u know the guy actually thought the police man was keeping up with him? Maybe he just kept his foot on the pedal to escape the snow, ya know, so he could get away. Way too be assumptive asses...asses.

-1

F*CKING BITCH *SS NIGERSLUT UNCLERSNAPPER

-2

stupid pigs

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I'm going to use this as an example in physics class.

more like an example of stolen humor.

+2

Normally, I wouldn't give any higher than a 2 for screenshots, but this made me laugh.

Chariots of fire music works great!

Needs better music, perhaps epic music or the Matrix music-maybe even the Terminator there.

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Rent "Chariots of Fire." There IS no better music for this one.

+7

FW: FW: This is sooo funny

+21

[[digg this]] (28 others did!!)

+6

FW: send this article to at least 100 other people or get arrested and never find true love!

+3

Insert witty comment about how this is not a YTMND here.

-3

Not to mention this joke's been told as if it were a true story since 1978. http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/outrun.asp

+3

Epic win.

-2

EMAILTMND

+5

living in Montana would make me want to drink a big bottle of vodka

+5

Eh... you get used to it.

+5

Montana? Or the vodka?

+5

Montana

i cant read

+5

I have no idea what you typed either, lets just click on the stars they are shinny

+5

i kinda agree, i didn't really log onto ytmnd to read somethin

-1

^^ I dare you to 4 it

+2

Auto-4 AT LEAST for wall of text, and since its funny, you're lucky to get even that.

4 because i... can

I'm from North Dakota. I'll vouch that people here are really that stupid.

+1

Yeah,

trooper drunk chariots

5'd for music choice.

Send this sh*t to Reader's Digest for f*ck's sake.

+10

to f*cking funny

funnay

WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+4

bahah

-1

This is such a super troopers moment.

Why are there so many downvotes on Super Troopers comments?

+1

Highly amusing, but I generally dislike reading paragraphs on YTMND.

Any site that's exactly the same when I click on the image source can't be that great of a site

+4

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/outrun.asp Fake :-(

I'll still 5 you though :-)

I'll still 5 you though :-)

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Do you feel blame

Quick someone make 88mph trooper

+3

1.21 JIGGAWATTS!

I would of went on for 45 seconds

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride...Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no

faker than f*ck and horribly written as well.

from some damn place

+1

Probaly a /b/-tard.

lol u people dissin this need to stfu cause simply none of you downvoters siply have no sense of humor. Anyways I woulda like to seen that it must have been funny as hell lol.

-4

Quite an achievement, you managed to write something more awkward than the original article.

+4

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

-2

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- -_- -_- -_- -_-

+2

too much to read, i didnt even bother, i'm assuming you found this on digg, thanks for wasting my time

+1

Classic!

Some YTMNDs are made of gold. This is one of them. Five.

-1

Fav? are you f*cking serious? wow... I feel like throwing up.

+2

Sh*t.

Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f'k my sister!

THANKS FOR INCLUDING US IN YOUR RE:RE:RE:FW:FW:FW:FW: MAILING LIST, F*GGOT

+3

it was kinda funny.

HA

that meow, is actually meow kinda funny meow.

-1

would've much rather read about this on yahoo's odd news than on YTMND

+4

Loooooooooooool

tldr

+1

lol, running

Ron Anderson here. You made that YTMND real good, eh?

TLDRTMND

+1

Too bad this didn't f*cking happen. Not only is it older than the internet, but It's been re-told with hundreds of different people as the "trooper" ranging from Royal Canadian Mounted Police to Military police in northern China. F*ck you and your gay friends who send you that sh*t.

funny story, probably not true but not your fault, but definitely the best f*cking music possible!

Perhaps you can explain how it isn't his fault, considering he's the one exposing us to this tripe. Oh, mr Hitler, great "final solution", what you say about the jews is probably not true but that's not your fault, but definitely the best f*cking way to get rid of those kikes possible!

Music was perfect

-2

That was more than 3 words to read, so I lost interest.

I DO, cause it's not f*cking funny.

+2

As a North Dakotan, I find that very offensive.

+2

Sounds like the cop from Super Fuzz.

-1

Oh god i almost couldn't finish it from laughter

I SAY TROOPERS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

What is wrong with you people?

+3

hhaha

Alright meow hand over your liscence and registration, hurry up meow. Why you laughing Mr larry johnson. Alright meow where were we? Scuse me are you saying meow? Am I saying Meow?! Dont think boy meow do oyu know how fast you were going. Meow what is so damn funny. Do I look like a cat to you boy?

WOW SO HILARIOUS, ORIGINAL, AND CREATIVE. (87 users have this site on their favorites list)

HTPAT Part II

Take your copy pasta elsewhere

lol that sounds like it would be a deleted scene from super troopers!

I wish I could see the dashboard video of that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!