F*ck yeah

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jesus facemelter ftw

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this site will be killed (tm)

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this site will be killed (tm)

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this site... guess what? will be killed (tm)

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f*ck yeah metallica + epic song, master of puppets trivium f*cked it up

My favorite part was when Duke Ellington played that wicked solo on the keytar. Awesome. +1 for Duke Ellington, -4 for the everything else.

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dude, that's quite awesome

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good gif but not funny

f*cking awesome

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this site will be killed (tm)

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lawlz

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merry christmas

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Bible Hero

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I couldn't pass it on easy mode. I wasn't able to thump the bible fast enough on the power-testaments.

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YOU'VE GOT CRUCIFIX POWER!

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God pulled a lefty flip on me during a psalm and i was done for

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i've seen this exact site before, also master of puppets.

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link or it didn't happen

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it's master of puppets fo sho

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ive seen before also

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I reposted do to account deletion.

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That site has been killed™

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This site has been resurrected 3 Days later™

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The rock he built his church on

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That is funnier than this whole site (if you get it). Also, why wasn't JUDAS Priest used?

i want iraq!

Yah... stolen.

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Nvm not stolen.

+1

The real betrayal of Judas was when he unplugged the amp and put on his Yanni CDs

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Master of Puppets. Anyone who doesn't know that should swallow cinnamon.

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i met a big black guy in prison whos names was cinnamon. i swallowed him.

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EPIC LULZ GO TO GORDONGEK

Adjust the loop and it'll be perfect.

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I CAN SEE FOREVER!

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MASTER OF PUPPETS I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS / TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS / BLINDED BY ME YOU CAN'T SEE A THING! / JUST CALL ME NAME 'CAUSE I'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM...

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MASTER!

MASTER!

WHERE'S THE DREAMS THAT I'VE BEEN AFTER!

MASTER!

PROMISED ONLY LIES!

AND WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!

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^Combo Breaker? >.>

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MASTER!

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chop your breakfast on a mirror

LAWL at poopypants thinking its entersand man.. possible the worst metallica song, but only metallica song on the radio...

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BAT TER Y!

+1

OH YEAH YEAH

this is hellah sweet

Das master of puppets

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hells yah

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lighting effects are so last year

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OBEY YOUR MASTER!

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MASTER!

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MASTER!

EEEEXIT LIGHT... oh wait, wrong song

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TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS

BLINDED BY ME YOU CANT SEE A THING

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JUST CALL MY NAME CUZ ILL HERE YOU SCREAM

hXc

F*CKING YES! One of the best YTMNDs ive seen in a while.

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this site will be killed (tm)

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this site will be killed (tm)

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rofl, learn to do ™

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this site will be killed (tm) ™

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Copy and paste for the lose ™

hey there you go, another reason to hate christianity

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Awesome.

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This looks like an adult swim ad.

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END OF PASSION PLAY! Yeah, its Master Of Puppets.

this site will be inducted into the rock n roll hall of fame

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It's Master of Puppets. What do I win?

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for christ's sake, fix the loop...

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also, master of puppets, since nobody named the full song yet.

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nevermind, i'm retarded.

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pass the beans and cornbread

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OLD + STOLEN

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I reposted do to account deletion.

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fix your vote, *ssh*le

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Sweet! Yes!

lol

mmmmm blasphemy

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nah.. jesus rocks out for sure

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AND OF BAKED APPLE MMMYEYUHH!!!!

win

Metallica + Jesus + Facemelter = Win

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"metallica bonus points if you get the song title" oh come on everyone knows this. you gotta try harder than that.

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MASTER OF PUPPETS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BLINDED BY ME YOU CAN'T SEE A THING!!!!

then pontius pilot crashed it.

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master of puppets

Now we know why everyone thinks Jesus had a kid. I mean, what rocker doesn't have an illegitimate child?

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Christ almighty...

DOOM!

super lulz

ZOMG SECRET DA VINCI GUITAR SOLO

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Master o' Puppets, duh

BAD-F*CKING-ASS!

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He rocked and he rocked...one final time...rock on Jesus...rock on...

Downvoted for repost

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I reposted do to account deletion.

I'm not trying to be a spelling nazi, but it's spelled due.

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downvoted for inability to spell

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That's not a good raisin to downvote!

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...

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yes this is metal!!!!

Jesus IS the Master of Puppets, look how many dance on his strings to this day. :)

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I don't know what you were thinking when you posted that comment above mine. "Look at how many dance on his strings to this day." What is that? I guarantee as soon as you posted that, you sat back in your chair, folded your arms across your chest, and just waited for friends to show up at your door. You checked back on it every five minutes for upvotes! "HOPE PEOPLE SAW MY SWEET unWITTY COMMENT!" Well guess what sh*t house I saw your comment and I hope a comet made of Jesus's *ss hits you.

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Nah, waited a day and expected plenty of - from the ultrareligious. And if it was a comet made out of the *ss of Jesus, I'd die having the comfort of knowing another figure of myth is really dead, dead, dead. No back from the grave. Just a nice Jewish teacher who got nailed to a cross and expired at the hands of religious zealots, like so many in the world who die at the hands of the same...only his teachings got turned into the method by which millions are abused and die for "God". Puppetmaster supreme.

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hahaah glo called you a sh*t house. ive never heard that one before, but as a person that travels the internets looking for insults that consist of 1 bad word and 1 random noun (ie *ss clown, sh*t face, *ss hat), i believe this one is a favorite.

Comment upvoted for "sh*thouse". "hahaah glo called you a sh*t house. ive never heard that one before, but as a person that travels the internets looking for insults..." See Geoffrey Leonard: http://youtube.com/watch?v=iNhN8AD8Kr8

repost

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visually annoying, sh*tty song, not funny

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hey guys good thing he didn't cite megadeth as the audio so now a bunch of stoned dropouts can feel smart remembering a sh*tty song

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Why are there two Jesus?

I'ts jesus, he's awesome like that.

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He's magic.

It's pronounced 'Jesi'

"so I dub thee unforgiven" -Jesus

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We built this religion on ROCK AND ROLL!

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Ok, if religion was this cool, I'd convert!

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John 3:16 says ROCK YOUR F'KN BALLS OFF!

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Very cool

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HOF!

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Thats Metal!

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meeh... nice touch with the puppets, but a touch of dethklok Metalocalypse might have been better.

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I like Dethklok too, but come on. Dethklok < Metallica! Everyone knows that.

dethklok>st anger seriously st anger made me burn the cd. literally

True. Everything post-st. anger sucks ass. Load and reload? Meh.

Best thing I've ever seen.

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RAWR!

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Mastarr! Mastaarrr!

+1

Jesus is the Pastor of Muppets!

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It's not perfect, but I love it anyway.

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name of song ftw!

Hahaha! Awesome song too.

Master of Puppets. Bonus for me.

ORION!

at least you used some of their thrash stuff

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Master of Carpets.

Christ, he's good.

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Sweet Jesus that's awesome

Promises only lies. Laughter Laughter all I see and hear is laughter.

I'd pay to see that concert.

Nice use of the photoshop light filters.

This site is so old...good but old...so no cookie for you for repost...

Actually, now in reading the thread for situation, 5'd

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PASTER OF MUPPETS I'M STRILLING YOUR PUNG

...negative points, because it's Metallica.

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I bought tickets for that concert!

belting out face melters

We built this religion on Rock and Roll!

Unlike most so called 'Christians' Jesus is very tolerating of rock and/or roll because it promotes enhancements in the life experience at no cost to fellow humans. Jesus also likes whores.

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its called Gospel Metal, DUH

Is it jsut me or does that sound like Doom at first.

jesus jokes are the weakest kind of comedy, never understood why people find it so funny, same with making fun of any other religious figure (unless it's some sort of weird psychological thing where people try to degrade important figures in order to make themselves feel equally or more important). Plus I'm pretty sure the original pic was stolen from 4chan or something anyway and lights take about four seconds to add in Imageready :P Feel free to downvote all my sites as retribution omg :P

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people who get offended by these are small minded. believing in a magical entity that creates everything is so retarded. Religion is a mental disorder! (mental inferiority as well!)

No-vote for "fire fox" better-run statement.

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Bonus points, since no one in the world has ever heard of ''Master of puppets''

good.. but does anyone else think Jesus needs to hire a new lights-guy?

Holy sh*t. You win! fav'd

Is this sum battletoads?

RAD

it screams for psalm 69.