hmm maybe thru some method of time travel and portal use?

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lol, thanks for voting. (unlike everyone else)

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ppl suck like that

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pffft ,mullet man completed that list ages ago.

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This is actually going to be the plot for "Portal 2: get portastic"

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Rofl

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"Get Portastic" It sounds like a port forwarding guide

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What a portaldox.

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It's Portal, for breakfast!

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so, before turning 18, one must make a coast to coast trip on route 66...

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Exactly. Thanks for the 5.

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I am 18 and never left the east coast. 0_o

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that was kind of my point, my parents sure as hell never let me take a long trip by myself, and they never wanted to go to california :P

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I agree, that's the stupidest thing ever. Took my mom at least 6 months of me driving before I could take off for the mall.

Easy, just move into a timezone An hour ahead of your own, turn eighteen, then fly back within the hour.

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lol. Thanks for the 5!

I get it, the box says things to do BEFORE you're 18 and the last on is to become 18

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Damn you! D:

that made me cry and the music makes it sound INSANE

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And then the Universe collapsed into itself.

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Nice presentation; the Gorillaz song makes it.

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GRAMMAR POLICE! GRAMMAR POLICE! two counts of inappropriate apostrophe use!

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yeah ok

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meant 1

This song sounds like the intro to the original Jurassic Park video game for Sega Genesis

It can be done if you were born on February 29th of a leap year.

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Now that I reread my comment it's redundant since February 29th only occurs during a leap year. Never the less people born get really shafted with their one birthday every 4 years.

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That's kinda creepy, and Gorillaz rock

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ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU HAD CANDY FOR BREAKFAST ?!

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I remember that. That was probably the first major thing to happen to us all as kids that was so kinda daring and supposed to be bad yet it ends up being so cool.

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lmfao

I was gonna make this lol

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Great song choice and trippy concept. Keep revealing the truth within the cereal.

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Cross that last one out and write in "GET LAID" for god's sake...

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It's funny because it's real.

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I'll be expecting my cookie in the mail thanks.

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So this is how it all ends....

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It's subliminally suggesting kids get all hopped up on chocolate cereal and invent a time machine before they reach 18, General Mills aims really high.

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That tears it! I'm going back to stop the Kennedy assassination--time-space continuum be damned!

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18. Use an unnecessary apostrophe. OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN OWN

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what?

Excellent site.

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IMPOSSIBLE!

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Comscan has detected an energy field...

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Someone should make another one of these. Have the paradox be that it's Reeses- for BREAKFAST.

I have that box, found it odd XD

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Free cookies for everyone!

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I want donuts. I get free cookies at my job everyday.

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WHERE THE HELL DO YOU WORK!? WILL WORK FOR COOKIES

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Glazed donuts or those delicious marble frosted ones? Or strawberry and cream filled? Or bear claws?

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Oh gods I forgot apple fritters.

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Subway, eat fresh. Fresh cookies everyday. I sneak one out once in awhile and go in the back and enjoy them. At the end of the night, if I'm the closer, I get to take home all the cookies that no one bought. So it's easy to get sick of them after awhile. So I WANT DONUTS!!!! Glazed, frosted, powdered, but not filled. I'm not a jelly fan.

lol

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That's not true... That's impossible!

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CHOCOLATE!

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dun Dun DUN!

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GSDFSFD

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perfect music choice

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Thanks! ;D

Fuyve.

dramaftw

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PIME TARADOX!

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Oh how I love YTMND's ability to tap into submerged pop culture of the past 2 generations.

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You blew my mind

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Subliminal teen smoking ad

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I'm illiterate.

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OMG i totally reading that on my cereal box

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That's really funny, I had actually recently bought some Reese's Puffs (on sale for 2 dolla!) and noticed that the entire list is pretty dumb. You'd have to be pretty rich to be able to do half of that stuff.

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psh i did it its not that hard

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WHERE'S THE FOUNTAIN OF AGING?!

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And this is why your parents say dont eat candy for breakfast, Reese's for breakfast? No! Completely random time jumps!

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I invented a word that made it into the dictionary when I was 3.

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Coast to Coast before age 18? That's impossible in New Jersey, F*ck you reese's puffs

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That is a truly epic mystery.

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