So far it's them 1, you 0.

+8

BTW: N*gg*r & Jews did 9/11 are played. Get some new lines.

+17

Max did 9/11.

+22

Also: Racial humor on any level is funny with some thought and well planned out sites. Making a 2 minute photoshop with Kramer's racist meltdown at ear rape volumes is not funny.

+20

Yes.

+1

He's right, we need to bring back 300tmnd, get some original sh*t back on the U&C.

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That guy must have a tough time unclogging his toilet.

+9

Jews did 9/12

+12

That's my birthday

-2

that one bitch is hot...

+1

WHERE DA WHITE WIMMENZ?!

-2

Blacks can't do sh*t. 1'd.

-6

50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a fork in your ass, LOOK HE CAN TALK! HE CAN TALK.

+2

I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this.

+1

"Making a 2 minute photoshop with Kramer's racist meltdown at ear rape volumes is not funny. " Hearing you bitch about it, is. Thanks for fullfilling the purpose of those YTMNDs.

-2

http://newf*g.ytmnd.com/

-3

IF SOME BODY HAS DIFFERENT OPINIONS THAN ME THEY ARE BITCHING. NO EXCEPTIONS, PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS.

-2

so these websites made the internet slightly funnier, and black people are driving too slowly. how is that 1-0?

description, gtfo

-1

Hey nerd, long time no see.

i think this ytmnd is funny and is based on partial truth

+6

also, http://imnotaracistthatswhatssoinsaneaboutthis.ytmnd.com/

+1

See, that's funny. Would have been nice to see the whole board but you get the drift.

+1

thanks.there were so many ideas,so many different ways to go but i think i got the point across

Wow, you went from "Also: Racial humor on any level is funny with some thought and well planned out sites," to saying watermelon and fried chicken jokes are funny.

+1

Well, they are funny to a certain extent. You can't slap the two together and expect it to be funny. If done right, you can get a chuckle out of it.

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WHERE DA WHITE WIMMENX AT?!?!?!

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I don't think racist jokes are MEANT to be well thought out to be funny. If you take a comical aspect of a race and slap it on anything, even a randomly chosen gif, it tends to be funny. :o

-1

what about dr. 1337 and mr ross?

+4

haha

Would five if it weren't for the 4chan reference.

+2

I see the 4chan as part of the irony, ytmnd'rs as a whole think they have a problem with 4chan, and black people, and not getting laid... major issues there... so black dude bangs your mom AND your sister while you sit back and get fat while making 4chan ytmnd's about it (in theory, need to ask Mr Connery about this one).

+4

Them's the breaks kiddo. From what I've heard it's the same pack of trolls who took both sites down a few notches. Either way, I'm taking YTMND back from virgins and nerds.

I do miss getting laid, thats what happens when the wifey gets prego and doesn't want sex any more... Oh sure, the Doctors and the Books all say that up through the second trimester you can have sex safely and not harm the kid, but the woman is cramping and pissed off and hates me for it so NO SEX... yaah... then the kid is born... thats the last time I see a vajina for some time, and it looked like a roast beef sandwich.

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Yeah Furry, but my sites get seen, and yours don't. Hell I ain't even featured kid, and I'm the preferred choice over you posting an old guy stretching his c*ck. WOW! SHOCKING! AN OLD GUY PULLING HIS DICK! LOL!

+5

http://woahawesome.ytmnd.com/

-1

I heard theres nerds on the... uh.. internets. *points above*

Pecker? Who says pecker anymore?

+9

Dude Pecker is still funny. It's retro for christ sake.

-3

If more YTMNDer were funny or creative this would actually be a great site but only a handful accomplish this. Aside from that, Most of them do just sit and get fat in their rooms surfing 4chan, grabbing a picture and adding music which any f*cking monkey can do. so far, I've seen 6 of kaizen's sites over the past 2 days and am happy with most of the things he does. congratulations.

+1

Also, for the virgins still sitting in their rooms reading this. Go get some f*cking head or something. You won't regret it.

+1

BEFORE THE N*GG*RS GET TO THE GIRLS FIRST.

-5

I see one black person and three white people...

-2

Yeah, and out of the four, three got laid, and one didn't. Take a guess which side didn't score?

+1

The black side?

+2

-1

yeah but two white people got laid and only 1 black person did.

+5

the two white people who got laid, got laid once, the black guy got laid twice. he comes in at first place with a score of 2, the white women tie second place with a score of 1 each and the white guy forgot polend

+5

The black guy f*cked, the white girls got f*cked, and the YTMNDer has been f*cked.....

+2

We've been had!

-1

Apparently this was clever. LOL

-1

lol'd at FurryAnnihi's comment.

-1

Bottom line is that all four of them are trash so this ytmnd fails at life.

-1

that black guy is definitely a YTMNDer

+1

That black guy is kaizen.

-1

So like, this is saying that 4channers fail? I can live with that.

+2

ehh... good, evil... both are fine choices, which ever floats your boat.

-1

My manager goes to 4chan. He's awesome!

-4

Father-McKenzie just 1ed this so now I can go to bed. LOL! Beat site ever!

+2

clan war? not sure who runs with who exactly... lots of fourest haters, keeton something arather with remixes, max is the man now dog, and my beer is empty... GODDAMNIT!!!

-2

im downvoting your site because i am SO insecure

+7

Three.

-1

I actually got laid, and I'm a fat guy. Some ladies just like a little cushion for the pushin' ;)

+5

God bless brother. Now go out and make some funny sites.

+1

He never actually said he got laid with a female.

+3

oh my god hahahahaha

-4

did your belly button get dildo'd because it's so huge with all that fat surrounding it>?

-1

"He never actually said he got laid with a female" Oh yeah? "Some LADIES just like a little cushion..."

-1

""He never actually said he got laid with a female" Oh yeah? "Some LADIES just like a little cushion..."" that was just a statement. "I actually got laid, and I'm a fat guy. "

-1

wtf why 4chan?

+7

i'm downvoting this site because it sucks. alot.

+2

What's the song?

take it easy million multicore?

Its just SOO much easier to take out the frikkin' motherboard when your in your underwear.

+2

lawl yes of course...you dont sweat so much lal.

+1

Image Origin seals it.

the girl to the right is rerally good looking! 5'd

-1

Also, I have to ask. What song is that? If I may.

I actually really like this song...what is it?

Google answers my question: It's "Take It Easy My Brother Charles" by Jorge Ben.

+2

He looks like my cousin

-1

Wait nvm

-1

who the black guy or the fat guy? LOL...

-1

1

+5

I did this because I ant tog et millions of loyal fans like DarthWang. He's dreamy

+1

Epic space bar manuever

+2

Someone posted his Myspace. Go see if you can hook up with him. Maybe you two can have a romantic evening playing Portal and touching your dicks together. Good luck.

-2

Here we have an overdeveloped baby, and an overdeveloped baby-maker.

+4

funny and true. also, who made the song used in this site?

-1

shouldn't be 'people' and those 'moms' lookin a lil too young for milf status. 5'd for audacity anyway!

-1

you thought this was funny? virgin.

+1

And three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When we asked "Why after 19 years of marriage?" He responded, "Because she's a n*gg*r lover."

+2

What's the song?

-1

Take It Easy My Brother Charlie by Jorge Ben. It's Brazilian.

+1

+1

ownd

-1

I should sponsor this so everyone can see who is banging Furryanus' mom while he is posting pictures of his dad strangling his sack.

+4

Why haven't you done this yet?

+2

Done and done.

+4

Thank you for doing your part to support the site! (even though every1 hates me here i still love it :-)

+2

You rule, Furryanus.

You rule,DonWest.

i don't get it ... but its odd and i like it?

-2

Inappropriate use of pedobear. 2 red stars and 3 gray ones.

-4

yeah pretty much

-1

Description + Keywords = does not compute

also Bug Obscenity, Racism and shock value. Using an unnecessary amount of obscenities in comments, site titles, etc. Being racist for shock value or with a complete lack of humor or tact. Being racist while maintaining tact or being racist solely for humor or to open a dialogue. Making comments or sites that contain nothing but obscenity or racism.

+4

F*CKING DEAD N*GG*RS

+2

so wat about black ytmnders

There are black YTMNDers?

-1

^^Epic Reply^^

-3

I think so...

-1

Im one of them

+2

Sorry to hear that CBAM

+1

eh i accept my inferiorities of being able to run faster, jump, higher,and last longer. Im truly humbled by these "disadvantages".

-1

This comment closed due to AIDS.

+1

No aids just crabs. ; D

+1

wats the name of this music

+1

lol,thanx for being a sport about it CBAM!

CBAM, You forgot to mention your speech impetiment, lack of intellect, and your culture's habit of putting ignorance and crime on a pedestal.

+4

Im sorry wat speech impediment? Im just as smart as any white man and all modern culture puts negatives on a pedestal does so. Just look at Rock its nothing but men screaming about sucicide, murder,and drugs. Emos! well emos are emos. I mean don't act like your culture is the epitome of all that is good in the world and mine is dirty vile and evil bcuz we created a genre of music that glorifies something less than "pleasurable" bcuz last time I checked every culture does it.

+1

http://lolyourmomjokesaresofunnylol.ytmnd.com/

+1

Anig,society isn't going to get any better until we all pretend to like each other.

+1

Yes or were all the same weird beigeish brown color than we can hate eachother for what really matters, religion.

+2

Interracial breeding is both a blasphemy to god and a disgrace of the white race. Just look at how wrong halfricans look.

+2

Jessica Alba? Mariah Carey? Halle Berry? Lisa Bonet? Rosario Dawson? Scary Spice? Ugly? Than u my good sir must like penises which i hear doesn't go over too well at Klan meetings so keep that under wraps.

+2

I should have been more specific. Breeding between whites and blacks is revolting. Mixed breeding between the other races doesn't bother me so much. As for the whole kkk thing, I'm not a member. I'm just a college student who unfortunately lives in an area with a good amount of blacks. Being a firsthand witness of your people's behavior has given me quite a bit of malice and distaste for blacks and black culture. I mean really, how long is it going to take for you people to get your act together?

+1

I dunno when are YOU people gonna get your act together,and last time i checked all those names are mixed between blacks and whites

Against god! Why would god put us all on one planet if he didnt want us all "Breeding" together. Honestly hates one thing but saying God hates mixed races is just ignorant and truly a blasphemy in its self.

+1

Jessica Alba has no black in her. White people still run this country and have most of the money so I'm pretty sure our act is together. Also by your logic god put us here with monkeys and elephants so I guess we should just f*ck them too. You fail, please try again ^_^

You're so god damn ignorant. My god what makes u so superior yes you run the country. And your running it straight into the ground.

+1

You know what f*ck it. I don't care anymore. Were all f*cking people We all deserve the same equality as each other. We don't deserve to be told who we can love or f*ck. If you think that enjoy being sad bitter man when we do become a civilization of multiracial people becuase it is the future. No matter what you say think or do all races will become one.

+1

END OF DISCUSSION

Yeah, white people run the country yet the only places worth a f*ck like NY, Chicago, ect are multicultural, multi-ethnic and multi-religious. These hayseeds want to sit and sh*t on everyone because they are incapable of believing that there is something better than their hillbilly town. They watch sports and root for black players, listen to rock which was CREATED by and heavily influenced by blacks (just to name two things they do that's idiotic) and pop off on the net like google gangsters. LOL! PUSSIES!

-2

Really? NY, worth a f*ck? Because to me, the standards of living here in NY are pretty sh*tty. People here act, look, and drive like *ssh*les to sum it all up. "listen to rock which was CREATED by and heavily influenced by blacks" And where'd you pull this out of your *ss from?

+2

Anyway, the fact that you have "666" in your name proves to me that you aren't much more intelligent than a chimp, so you probably aren't worth arguing with to begin with.

+3

Where did I pull it from? History. The Beatles played R&B music people like Chuck Berry and Little Richard played before them. Elvis did the same. Learn your music. Elvis was openly criticized for being a white guy 'playing n*gg*r music.' From there, rock n roll came forth. Hey, who was the Blues influence for Zeppelin and Cream? Blacks. The Reggae & Dub influence for punk? Do I even have to explain that? You can try to deny it, but most major art forms were born and grew among many cultures and races.

-1

And did anyone else notice that whoever is getting really mad is some closet poofter? 'Penis'pai? Furry and his gay pics? I worry about you kids.....

-1

PenisPai was a name that I used to mess with people in the ebaums chat years ago. It made half the chatroom message me asking for cyber sex. You should try it sometime, it's good stuff.

+2

HaHa Its like a never ending chain of race arguements

It's funny because it's true.

-2

It's funny because it's true.

-1

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-2 for portuguese, -2 for n*gg*rs. also this makes me butthurt.

you're jeolous of the portuguese we rule

I'm pretty sure I've never worked on a computer in my underwear

+2

Depends on what your definition of "worked on" is.

+1

The top half of this site is border line beastiality.

+1

What, are you calling those women dogs?

No, I think he's talking about the ape.

awesome music! what is it?

lol, farkle's still more original. this is a pissed off nig trying to vent his frustations because all of his sh*t sucks. By no means am I calling anything of mine better, but when you compare this to preactically any good site out there, it's sh*tty as sh*t gets. AND un-original ftl.

*practically

Explains why 99% of ytmnders are racist

-3

Because racial humor always = racist.

-1

and funny

What exactly do black people have to do with the rampant lack of fornication among ytmnd'ers?

It's the fact that even nerd chicks, like the two birds in the photo getting deep dicked by Cleetus, wouldn't even give nerd YTMND'ers a chance to bang them. I've said it before: chicks would much rather gargle a cup of sh*t, spit it into each others mouth and post it on the web, than bang a dweeb YTMND4Chaner.

-2

snap! knew it was Jorge Ben, from the voice...for your musical astuteness, a 5 is in order. Racist ytmnds are like modernist art...you can interpret it as an ironic, ingenious creation, granted some subtleties are there--or the artist may just be a lethargic douchesack trying to overcompensate for a lack of creativity.

/b/ =/= YTMND GTFO NOW.

-1

You wanna know why you don't see a white man in bed with two black chicks? Because white men know evolution goes in one direction only.

+4

First race site I'll 5.

-1

-1 for using my picture without my permission (the black man, of course)

0/10

but I'm not fat, I don't wear glasses, and I don't wear tighty whiteys. but yeah, that brotha has gotten further than me

-1

Chick on the right is hot.

Lord 1/2 mercy

doooooooood! im not EVEN black.

where i live, black people live in boxes

+2

And white people live in fear.

-2

'OhEmGee Sally! Like, you think they are going to, like, rob us and stuff? Whatever, I watch the commercials when I'm watching The Hills, I know black people and what they are, like, like. Whatever!!!'

-1

Dude, I live in NYC. I've been around and fought more black people in my life than everyone in this comment page combined (probably YTMND for that matter), possibly with the exception of DonWest. Of course you don't think they're alright. Your backwater town experience is not comparable.

-1

Hole f*cking sh*t, DonWest is black? DONWEST IS A N*GG*R?!? N*GG*RS BELONG ON MY FARM, NOT ON THE INTERNET.

+1

Wow, you're f*cking thick. LOL No wonder you're so uppity about this, farm boy. How's the crops this year Jeb? Daddy didn't plant his corn in ya yet this year? LOL! F*CK OFF HAYSEED! BLACK PEOPLE HAVE A HAND IN EVERY SINGLE THING OU LOVE IN LIFE, AND THE FACT THAT MAKES YOU ANGRY IS HYSTERICAL. YEEE HAWWW BOYS! WE IS FARMERS!! LOL!

-2

I wish we didn't import DonWest's ancestors some two hundred years ago so that he could die of malaria instead of wasting his time trying to prove that n*gg*rs aren't scum.

+1

LOL at you dunces thinking I am black. If I was, I would be banging your mom and sister. On second though, I don't even think you need to be black to do that. Furryanus, post more pics of naked blue chicks. Travis, go get molested by the janitor at your middle school (again).

http://yourmom-and-a-blackman-etc-etc.ytmnd.com/

15 year old racism stopped being cool 60 years ago. Try again.

I like how furry compares jersey n*gg*rs to n*gg*r all around. I personally live in northern jersey where its a 3 minute drive into the city where I work and I've live around blacks all my life. Most of my friends consists of many different races and blacks seem to be the most creative, whites being the most ridiculous. I'd like furry to go up to a black man and voice his opinion and not sit at his computer raging over something he'll always keep inside subconsciously continuing to be completely inferior.

+1

Besides, isn't Newark worse?

-1

George Bush doesn't care about black people, but your Mom sure does!

that looks about right

-1

Nerds are popular and get all the ladies now. Didn't you hear? There's no way that black guy could have scored with those chicks. He has much too busy a schedule stealing bikes and eating fried chicken, watermelon, and collard greens. He probably has dry humped his rims more than once though.

Case and point about bad racial humor. Could you get anymore cliche? You forgot to mention grape soda and a 40 of OE. Oh, and then you have to go 'I hate rap!' LOL! YOU DICK! Go baseball slide under the wheels of a bus you c*ck.

Despite what your mom tells you to boost your confidence, nerds are not popular. And you forgot to mention welfare checks, food stamps, gubment cheese, and BET. I'll bet that black dude squeezes your mom's tits with both his hands while he puts a condom on with his feet.

+1

Thats one hot lady on the right.

+2

Weird you think your mom is hot.

^ A good example of why "Your Mom..." jokes are funny in the hands of a professional. Well played.

+1

DonWest, are you eleven years old? If I had a quarter for everytime on this page that "your mom" was typed into, I would be buying myself a handful of n*gg*rs by now.

I don't get it, YTMND needs MOAR n*gg*r jokes and less 1.5mb gifs and video game humor. This is f*cking gay, YTMND is okay with black people, it's n*gg*rs who need to burn. also jews

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You left out unfunny dweebs that name themselves Travis.

+2

I suppose DonWest is the name all girls in middle school are raging for these days, huh?

-3

and that they love people who spend their money on the internet? damn, things have changed for me, that's for sure. YTMND is quickly turning into 4chan's Gaia-online.

-3

You fail so bad you need to GTFO YTMND, *pacepalm*...for christ sake, HOW DO U MAKE A JOKE LIKE THIS!? GTFO!

inthisytmnd'scomments: you seperate the men from the boys

-5

Judging by your voice in the YTMND you made for me I'd be shocked if you had a hair on your body below your head. LOL! It's ok, hair will grow in funny places soon. Then your voice will get all funny and you'll get all these tingly feelings when you see girls.....well, in your case, other boys. That isn't the same tingly feeling you get when you walk by a black guy. That feeling is called 'fear'.

+1

Travis go back to the NickTeens website and rub one out to a picture of Little Pete. Why couldn't your dad be named John Walsh and your name be Adam?

+2

I don't get it, who the f*ck is Little Pete, John Walsh, and Adam?

-1

What you can't see is that the black guy has STDs and had to pay for sex with crack rocks.

-2

But he rocks those cracks.

+1

I tried to Jujitsu the Blacks.

:)

+2

:(

Queen Elizabeth I: being like a disturbing number of YTMNDers since the 1500s.

http://loloffensivehumor.ytmnd.com/

+1

Kramer's racist meltdown at ear rape volumes is funny

+3

Ayep. As are most sounds at ear rape volumes. :o)

ur an idiot this is really f*cking dumb F*GGOT

That's all n!ggers have, is a gigantic penis. What about intelligence? Lack of smell? A job? If you answered yes to all but one question, you're a n!gger who wants to be white. No matter how "gangster" you are. Enjoy your wiggabo ness.

-2

"Lack of smell?" What are you saying, that their noses don't work?

-1

Two more white women with AIDS now... Sh*t.. oh yeah N*gg*rs..

+2

Blacks have fragile intellects. Like if people make fun of them because of their racial charcteristics, they get mad and cry racism. But on the flip side, when they make fun of the racial characteristics of others it's just considered comedy.

+3

This is true to a point. Shock jock radio shows do it all the time though, and never really get as much heat as you think. Plus, after a few decades of making fun of them in the 20's, 30's, ect, we kinda have to bite out tounges a bit until they even things out. Back then it was presented as comedy, but there was a genuine hate behind it.

That girl to his left looks like a guy with down syndrome and a wig. Also -3 for promoting n*gg*ry

-3

this sh*t got sponsored?

+1

These comments deserve to be in HoF. Congraz Kaizen for pissing of YTMNDers.

+1

That's "pissing ofF YTMNDers". The way you typed it, it looks like YTMNDers are urinating.

+2

Oops... look at my history... My typing is bad.

I live to entertain.

-2

Professional Untermensch(tm)

+2

Make more sites.

-2

tho i do not /b/ 2'd for messing with /b/ and the mighty pedobear

+2

anyone know the song>?

-2

I mentioned it above. Scroll up.

-2

Therapist Joe sez: "People who post unfunny, unoriginal racial hate on comment sections are overcompensating for their penis envy." Funny thing, actually. I just saw one of my friends as drunk as you can be before death, and he basically sounded like the ytmnd comment section. This makes sense because he's kind of a loser with penis envy.

Glad I'm a Dinosaur and we only mate for reproduction. RAWR!

+3

Those people look like they're from the 70's.

It's funny because it's true :D

oh god is that eaglebird?

-1

Love the song.

+1

This town needs an enima!

+2

your spelling needs an enema.

+2

Hey, I did good up until enema. It's not a word I use everyday.

+2

You always have the best comment pages

+1

Black people still fail, no matter if 1% of our wimmenz would be crazy enough to sleep with apes. Black dicks look like sticks of sh*t. Word

-6

The amount of internet lingo in your sentence leads me to believe that you have never had sex with any 'wimmenz' before.

+5

He can't even get 1% of the wimmenz to bang him just for the lulz, unless you count sisters.

+3

neither can you, for the same reasons.

-2

Epic virgin name, Eldred. You win!

+2

DonWest, I swear to god if you keep defending this stupid nig that I'll -- Oh, sh*t. Just did. I was GOING to say I'll lose all respect for you that I previously had.

-2

Oh boy, don't do that! Don't lose all respect for us or we'll start to cry! WAAAAH PLEASE! BE OUR FRIEND!!

+3

Internet respect: It f*cking matters.

+2

You know, I was doing this because I was pissed off about something (can't remember what), but now I'm just doing it to see the f*cking stupid replies I get. Also, Nigs.

-2

Oh don't use pooty words or else I'll get all offended! LOL! You c*nt!

+1

I'm lol'ing real hard just at the comments. Thank you ytmnd

+5

The comments make this site worth it. That probably doesn't make sense, but whatever.

LOL