The ending is a parody of Cyrax's ending...such a stupid ending.

+7

kucinich's wife is hot

+7

Meth is one hell of a drug.

+3

What does addiction have to do with anything?

let's go back to the subject of kucinich's wife

+2

^ I'd Poke ^

+1

the constitution isn't a religious document, it's just a set of rules that can and should be changed around to suit society when (if) it becomes as enlightened as the rest of the world. The founding fathers transfered power from a monarchy to a white, male oligarchy that lasted over a hundred years more. Canada stuck with England and turned out a better country. It's good to stick to basic human rights, but celebrating every ounce of the American revolution is a little sick to worship our founding.

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whoops wrong post to reply too

Ron Paul would be Goro.

+7

That means Mitt Romney would be Shang Tsung AMARITE LOL SHAPESHIFTER

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and his fatality move would be roof tiles falling from above

+2

Dennis Kucinich would be the "Toasty!" guy.

+8

actually Ron Paul would be some character that no one knows or cares about...except for a few basement dwelling losers.

-1

Goro lives in the basement.

+4

More like Ron Paul would be the obscure and awesome hidden character.

+1

"and his fatality move would be roof tiles falling from above"....you're a cruel person muke, I applaud

Surprisingly good.

really interesting

eh, it's been done (http://www.atomfilms.com/2008/kung_fu_election/index.jsp). I'll give 4 for effort though.

+1

obama-dream.ytmnd.com/

silly idea, but it's good

EXCELLENT!!

+2

SUPERB!

+2

SPLENDIFEROUS!

+1

HOMER!

+2

TOASTY!

+2

CREAMY?

COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

-2

There are no such thing as KOMBO breakers. DIAF.

I'd say FLAWLESS but it barely runs in IE.

+1

meh

"There are no such thing as KOMBO breakers" WROOOOOONGGG!!! http://ccccombobreaker.ytmnd.com/

I DO COCAINE!

+4

Are you trying to get a job with Obama or something? He's a former heroin addict, so maybe you'll both have something to talk about.

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n*gg*rs will never run this country. GOD BLESS AMERICA

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I think you mean n*gg*rs WILL run America. Your God doesn't exist.

+7

and why shouldn't they run America? Without "n*gg*rs", or slaves, this country would never have become as prosperous as it is. America really belongs to the African descendants, and you know it. We owe them a huge debt for all the bullsh*t we put them through in the past, and we haven't even come close to repaying it, and we probably never will.

+2

Nevermind the Native Americans, ya know, the ones the white men took advantage of and later killed? What about them? And about your so-called "God", yeah, if you knew anything about God, you'd know that he wants mankind to live in peace, love, and harmony without discrimination. God doesn't give a fat, rotten sh*t about America, nor any country, for that matter. All countries really stand for are boundaries that seperate mankind from one another.

+4

How do you repay the dead? They're gone. Their descendants will not experience the kind of hardship their forebearers went through. But give them all a non-expiring Arby's gift card for the trouble.

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^ lol, good point

Dustin, I made this site for people like you: http://theyputthepipetoyourmom.ytmnd.com/

If black people are equal to white people, then they would make the same kinds of mistakes too.

+3

Which is why people must be voted for their ideas purely, and not for skin color.

+4

Dead Obama Storage

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Most black people in the country today aren't even directly related to any slaves from that time period, and the same goes for the whites from that time. My family originated in Ireland, left to Slovenia, and didn't come to the US until two generations ago. The moment anyone calls me a "cracker" I am quick to point this out. A note to all blacks in the US: educate yourselves and learn your family history. Chances are you're claiming damages for something that has never concerned you.

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Obama is not a slave descendant either. His father is from Kenya. His mother is white, and is from Kansas.

+2

lolz, reparations. i certainly believe that a black/"native" american person deserves my money, just cause it's possible that one of my ancestors MIGHT have mistreated one of his ancestors. betcha don't think of it that way, eh? you just have that crummy guilt, thinking it's all the white mans fault, because some white men abused some non-white men. you're forgetting, it was also white people who FREED the slaves. THEY owe US!!!! just kidding, but really... are you that moronic?

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oh, and i was born in this country, so i'm a native american. SUCK ON THAT, LIBERAL BIATCHES!!

America belongs to the africoon descendants? I'm sorry, would you please show me any modern invention that was created by a slave? Would you please show me a modern skyscraper built by slaves? How about a modern highway? In fact, is there actually anything left from the f*cking 1800s that was actually built by slave labor? Your lame argument that America belongs to the slaves because they built it all is completely lame. Also c*cks.

You weak pathetic fool. Your soul is mine!

+1

Obama 2008; Choose your Destiny.

+3

Obama 2008

Obama 2008; HE will choose your Destiny.

LoL, politiks!

Best YTMND in a long time.

+1

well done.

5 for Kucinich's hot wife

+1

i'm voting for the black one

Jax?

+3

Holy sh*t it's actually really good.

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I thought you liked Obama.

No he likes... DENNIS BERGKAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This site is really good. However, I support our current American Overlord. So sorry.

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3, this isn't the first time I have seen something like this.

Nice job.

needs more Hillary cackle

Scariest site on YTMND.

OMG

This is awesome. Well crafted, appropriate context. Why does it always seem like that vicious scum always wins?

very nice

4ing out of a general sadness at loss

+1

Dick Cheney would be a f*cking hard boss. His fatality would be shooting you in the face with a 20 gauge shotgun or ripping out your heart and eating it. Bush's would be him saying "you forgot Poland!" and then you would just blow up.

+6

You mean ripping out your heart and transplanting it into himself. He needs fresh ones every few weeks.

+4

Nice.

Punch Bush before he says it and you win. Because Shao Kahn was way too easy compared to Tsang Tsung.

Holy Sh*t, win. MOAR PLOX

That was f*cking cool.

brilliant design, i'd like to see more of these "k"-themed sites.

XD

5'd

"Your grandmother's heart is beating but her brain is dead." "Oh no, that's terrible. We've never had a democrat in the family before." -Emo Philips

lol, made me laugh!

Please don't

Are people saying Obama 2008 just to anger people or is there really that many people on here voting for him?

+1

Most young people prefer Obama over Hillary. I'm actually not one of them.

Good to know that you prefer someone who has the largest Corporate Contributors on her side.

-1

But to be fair, Obama has corporate contributors too.

I guess it's a matter of taste. Obama certainly took the high-road by blocking out stuff like that. Props to him. Doesn't make me not like Hillary though.

FIGHT

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Do yourself a favor, and don't fall into the 'anybody but a republican' bandwagon. Do your own research on the candidates and come to your own conclusions based on things like where they stand on the issues and also their track record.

I am voting 20 nuclear bombs as a write in. That's enough research for me. (because I have already decided our votes mean jack sh*t anyways)

I'll write in Alfred E. Neuman

Actually vote 20 nuclear bombs president. And the acceptance speeh will be them exploding. This world is sh*t.

20 NUCLEAR BOMBS 2008

I still think I'd prefer Alfred E. Neuman.

This deserves more than a 5. Good job.

What the hell was that text at the beginning?

Mortal Kombats always start with a stupid quote, I think?

+1

Jim Gaffigan isn't stupid!

+1

I concede, you're right. Jim's awesome.

mortal kombat never gets boring, and democrats are always hilarious!

You executed this perfectly. 5

Sweet editing for sure.

I didn't need to watch the rest of it cuz i thought the first lines in the ytmnd were funny.

-1

5'd for Rudia

Go home and be a family man

+2

Sometimes I like nutnics

why is everyone getting so bent out of shape over barrack, vs Clinton, their both bought and paid for by the same rich parrasites who are eating this country from the inside out. the real question is when do we start to call them by what they really are: "patricians" but then people hate thinking about these things, just like people hate thinking about the fact that a half million iraqi's have died as a direct result of our invasion. for such a fearsome nation we sure our scared of ourselves.

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in fact I'd say were pussies when it comes to solving our own problems, or even bringing them to light. thats why we allways correct things after events happen.

for example I never heard anything on the news about how conditions had deteriotated horribley for iraqi civilians during the occupation. I heard plenty of coverage on the horrible "foriegn al queda" attacks on US troops, but I heard nothing of the fact that all of them where Iraqi, and that the only reason why they had such weapons and explosives is that we allowed their looting of army basses for a photo op.

What are you talking about? We ignore our own problems or foolishly assume someone else, like our politicians will deal with them. They ignore them too.

But you nevertheless fearlessly submit your thoughts on this website, which is obviously under the highest degree of govt scrutiny. I wish I had the smallest degree of your indomitable will and courage.

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i never said i had any courage, i just am tired of all the bullsh*t. I did get a little emotion however, I mean doesnt it get tiresome for the rest of you? nobody even pays any attension to platforms anymore, their just obsessed with how people look or act. I'm just tired of it. all of it man, i just want our country to work, and i just doesnt'. I also want ot know how those people died, and why nobody cares

I want to see my country do something right for once, not out of greed, just because it was the right thing to do, is that so f*cking hard to accept? show me were it works, please, show where wealth isnt created by poverty, and power is awarded by standards instead of ambition, please show me this nation, because i'm tired of what I see.

your right, I appologize. I just get so fed up sometimes, I'll leave it out of ytmnd however

high five!

absolutely epic

FLAWLESS VICTORY.

5 for Edwards being Johny Cage.

+1

If you made more YTMNDs like this, I'd actually follow politics.

+1

I rike it.

I saw the title and expected a "DEMOKRATS ARE KOMMUNIST!!!!!! IN SOVIET RUSSIA RON PAUL VOTE FOR YOU INSTEAD!!!!"-type thing. I'm glad this isn't (noticeably) that.

+2

Colonel Sanders for the 5! Also: yourvotecounts.ytmnd.com

Aw poor Obama :/

-1

I voted Edwards

you weak pathetic fool!!!

way too long

You *ssh*le, you planned this out years in advance.

+1

excellant

Vote for an amendment that will allow Bush to serve a 3rd term.

crack is bad for you mkay?

+1

great work

Politics aside, this is funny

I don't think 'blindingly' is a weird but, well done.

God, I mean word. I can't wait to see what the internet people do to that. HAHAHHAHA

+2

Yeah, it's a word.

"Blindingly" was used in the original Cyrax ending, SO NEH!

+1

"internet people"

+1

Those Internet People walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Sand People, nevermind.

+3

Yeah, it is a word. My bad. I was blindeded.

-1

WROOONG. It originally says 'blindly'.

DEMOKRATIK PRIMARY 2008 MOMENT #2....Rage footage of Hillary Clinton acutally showing emotion..."LETS GO OBAMA!"...Hillary pulled a 15 hit combo parry on Obama!! ITS BLASPHEMY! ...you had to be there.

CHOOSE YOUR KAHN-TEE-DATE!!! BA-RAHK!

+1

I'm Jahn Carrie and I'm....reporting for duty!

Compared to the top three democrats running right now, he would be the greatest presidential candidate ever.

heroin is addictive?

I DEMAND MOAR!!!!!!112...3

Nice usage of the arcade version music.

Anything with mortal kobat gets a 5d!

1'd for anything remotely involving the Democratic party.

-2

Change "choose your candidate" to choose your kandidate."

No Ron Paul

Can't you judge things on their own quality?

That would require intelligence which most Ron Paul supporters lack.

If this were a tag team tournament, Huckabee would win. Why? Partner: Norris.

A vote for a Democrat is a vote for Osama; democratosama.ytmnd.com

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;-0

B+, Was good.

At first I thought it said "Clinton wins black women" and thought it was referring to Bill.

MORTAL COMBAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barak!

Lame but 4'd for "barak"

the fate of the nation shall be decided as it should be, IN MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!

+1

We Want Obama. Clinton = BITCH.

-1

misogyny is wrong

It's not misogyny to call a particular woman a bitch. Especially not with Mrs. Clinton. But calling ALL women a 'bitch' WOULD be misogyny.

sorry... it should say 'calling ALL women "bitches" would be misogyny'.

Made of pure win and pixie dust.

Hey, people, what's your response to this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=I-16u9x3tfE ?

JUST SAY NOBAMA!

I've seen this before. Not by you. And it was better.

Colonel Sanders is a formidable opponent for Obama.

I was expecting a fight. Extreme disappointment...

-2

I was expecting you to leave for good. Extreme disappointment...

+1

you had me for a while, then it just seemed to go nowhere in the end.

[Colonel Bogey] Dee dee, dee dee dee DEE DEE! Dee dee, dee dee dee dee dee dee dee...

God help us all

That'll grab you by the horn.

Brilliant!!! Do more!!!

hillary reminds me of kabal except without his mask. pretty scary.

You missed a wonderful opportunity to make Barack "Baraka Obama." I mean, I can see why, as it'd make him less likable (and your YTMND is built around the premise that he's the protagonist) but still.

WIN

I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT

Now lets see a YTMND on the 7 states he just wiped the floor with Hillary with.

The sound editing was shweet. Especcially 'Barack' without the a. She sure finished him though.

LAWL at Kucinich's Hot Wife, who's actually 20 years younger than him!

barack ends up president, lulz

i'm not going to lie, this was a very VERY well made ytmnd that puts many others to shame. we appreciate you making the rest of us look lazy.

WOOoooo

+2

I know I will, it means more "in Soviet Russia" jokes and less chances of getting shot for having an opposing opinion AMIRITE?

+4

mah paster said 'yall bettuh vote fo a maaan of the laard' and i say aaaa-men, dont need no maayo zeeedongs runnin' this here c*ntry

+1

Everytime I hear or see the name Mike Huckabee I think of a fat guy chowing down on a dozen of honey filled glazed donuts.

+8

Whenever you use racist terms, you only serve to discredit yourself and whatever cause you stand up for.

+12

Douche or a turd sandwich.

+10

Hillary is not a moron. She knows EXACTLY what she is doing.

Menstratuing AMIRTE

+3

I wish the democrats will drop the gun control issue for the simple reason it would be the same as the sittuation with drugs. Making guns illegal would only increase the profit for those who run them.

-1

^ Wouldn't suprise me if you are actually a Liberal, trying to discredit conservatives.

+4

y'all think us good 'ol boys gun' go vote for sum neeegrooo or sum womanfolk and i git ta tell ya'll NO, only the lords wise pastah's get voted in these parts o' th wood, 'round here we unduhstand the dangers of mosleeems and communists. geeeyup

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The truth is that you seem to hate 'liberals', because of a number of collectivist ideas they spouse. You also use it as your justification for hating other races. The problem is that when you hate other races, then you play the collectivist game. You submit to the group mentality, rather than the individual mentality. To truly gain the moral and CONSISTENT ground here, you must choose individualism exclusively.

+2

FurryAnnihilator, I'm one of those "liberal pussies" you want to kill. Can we still be friends?

"^ Wouldn't suprise me if you are actually a Liberal, trying to discredit conservatives." Hahaha, damn, everything's a conspiracy in Ron Paul Land. Geez.

-1

Guns are the one issue that I agree with conservatives on. But I don't think n*gg*rs should starve, so I gotta keep supporting social programs and a progressive income tax. Sorry.

+2

Funny how Asians manage to make it in this country, with 'racism' allegedly all over the place.

+1

Yeah, Maddog, there are no poor Asians. Racist.

-1

Racist? I believe that black people have the ability to make it. You seem to think that they are not smart enough to leave welfare. You seem to think that welfare and poverty are inevitable for those who happen to be black. To make a long story short, I believe that black people are equal to others. You seem to think that they are inferior. Who's racist now?

+1

Besides, there are also poor whites too. Not everyone with light skin lives in Beverly Hills. Idiot.

+1

Haha, you're good at what you do. I'm not just talking about blacks (my comment above about "n*gg*rs starving" was made in jest, obviously), I'm talking about procedural guarantees, ie providing everyone with a bare minimum so they have the opportunity to pull themselves out of poverty and financial insecurity.

It's funny to a Ron Paul supporter calling someone else racist. Profoundly funny, actually.

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*to listen to

I judge people for who they are on the inside. I don't care about a person's race.

BTW, I could care less what the drive by media says about Ron Paul. He is no racist.

You also ignore the fact that race has played a very significant role in American history, and we're still dealing with the repercussions. Racism is still very much alive in this country, and while there's less institutionalized racism, it's not an issue that can be swept under the rug. We can't pretend that race isn't a factor in economic issues.

And the media didn't say it, he did, by allowing these articles to be published under his name for 14 years: http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=74978161-f730-43a2-91c3-de262573a129

He already took responsibility for those articles, for not screening his people well enough, and for allowing those articles to be published.

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Honestly though, dude-he allowed it to go on for fourteen years? Something is not sitting right. If he was really as repulsed by the views espoused in those publications, he wouldn't have allowed his name to appear on them for fourteen years.

In the link you had provided, there are indeed a couple examples that could be construed as racist, but they all seem to be between 1990 and 1992. Many of these examples pointed out don't really even seem to be in the style of his writing.

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"Could be construed...?" Damn, dude.

If you don't believe me, Ron Paul is one of the few politicians who has pointed out that the War on Drugs hurts black people far more than white people, pledging to end it. Did you know that most black men who are in prison happen to be there on account of drug charges? Ron Paul actually appeared at a PBS sponsored debate at a black college, when the big shots made excuses for not showing up. On numerous occasions, he has pointed out the many virtues of Martin Luther King Jr. and Ghandi.

+3

He has also been a strong advocate of civil liberties, as well as a strong opponent of police abuse and courtroom corruption. These issues effect minorities far more than they do the average white citizen.

+2

I am acutely aware that blacks are overrepresented in prison. But I doubt Ron Paul's sincerity on the issue. SOMETHING is not jiving when the stormfront crowd is gung-ho about him. If we was any kind of serious advocate for minority rights, they wouldn't be behind him. That, coupled with the racist rants under his name, makes me conclude that, at best, he's sympathetic to racist mentalcases, but more likely is a serious racist himself.

-1

Argument Ad-Hominem. Take a look at any candidate, and you will find contributors that are quite repulsive. Besides, $500 of Stormfront money simply does not compare to $20 million dollars from people of all walks of life.

+2

finally i can agree with furryannihilator on something, hillary is a f*cking stupid f*cktard *ss hat mother f*cker

I am severely disappointed in her. She simply has none of the redeeming characteristics that democrats are known for having. Whatever happened to Democrats who cared about the constitution, like Howard Dean? Why are Gravel and Kucinich being forgotten about in favor of warmongering corporatists? The 3 big shots are everything that I thought the democrats used to be against. I am thinking that they are as popular as they are because of their extensive list of bribes they offer to the American people.

+1

Yes people, you heard me right. Not just Hillary, but Obama and even Edwards. Their faux-populist rhetoric does not fool me.

+1

when your nation has almost nothing left that anyone outside its borders respects, admires or envies aside from the most desperate and downtrodden, it may be time to evaluate why everyone else is so healthy, satisfied and democratic and you are not. As far as I know Rawn doesnt support universal healthcare, which is a basic human right in most other places would never dream of disbanding, just like universal suffrage and free speech. It takes a big man to admit you're centuries to decades behind

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2732476 this sums up universal healthcare well

"when your nation has almost nothing left that anyone outside its borders respects, admires or envies aside from the most desperate and downtrodden" Tell that to the tourists, entrepeneurs and other willfull legal immigrants that come to this country. The fact is, our nation has more of those than any other nation. And I am only talking LEGAL. Besides, why aren't the 'desperate' and 'downtrodden' going to any other of those alleged lands of 'milk and honey'?

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Seems like all the software engineers want to come to the USA. Geez, I wonder why. "it may be time to evaluate why everyone else is so healthy, satisfied and democratic and you are not" Really? That's funny, because the American people have an 84% satisfaction rating with their lives. Europeans, by contrast, are known for being depressed.

+1

"As far as I know Rawn doesnt support universal healthcare," I'm glad he doesn't. It's a scam. I hear about how it really goes down in other countries. Canadians sometimes come here to not wait in line. England is asking people to perform medical care on themselves, in order to save money. Cuba sent Michael Moore to the best hospital it could. They knew he was coming. "which is a basic human right" That's your opinion. "in most other places would never dream of disbanding," Argument ad-populum.

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"just like universal suffrage and free speech." Voting is a legitimate right, because the person you are voting for has power over your life. Free Speech is what is known as a 'Natural Right'. Meaning that it existed before there were any governments to take it away. The Constitution merely RECOGNIZES the right. It did not create it. Universal Healthcare is a 'right' created by government. If the government runs out of money, then the right disappears. The same can't happen with free speech.

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In fact, any rights created by government can easily be taken away. If someone is not actively providing the healthcare, like if the doctors go on strike, then the right also disappears. Because of this, health care is really a privilege, contrary to any emotional political rhetoric you may hear.

+1

rofl. The media will back whichever democrat wins. It will be funny when they realize how uncool socialism is.

I almost want them to win, just to see them whine and cry about it. I, however, will probably be in another country.

+1

maddog: first, the US does not have the highest number of immigrants, Australia does. Sweden, Canada, New Zealand all have higher numbers of legal immigrants, and almost all European countries are bringing in high numbers of migrants. Toronto is the most diverse city in the world, and almost all capitals and major cities in Europe have massive immigrant populations that are growing. The 84% statistic on "happiness" is attributable to religion. Did you actually read the link on UHC?

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What other country would you go to? You realize that those scary foreigners are to a greater extent enjoying superior social programs, liberated societies and left wing politics. You'd better learn some Arabic, because the only place I think you'd fit in is Dubai.

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What other countries? Depends. Right now, the following places look better than the USA to me (overall): Ireland, Iceland, Estonia, Hong Kong, Switzerland, Netherlands, Liechtenstein, certain eastern european countries. If things get really bad, other places to go would include Norway, Germany, Signapore, Canada, Denmark, maybe Austrailia, possibly some small island country like Bermuda. The first list is one that I think are better OVERALL right now.

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The second list is nations that would be better than the USA if it continues down the same path, going with either the current big 3 democrats, or all non-Ron republicans.

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"The 84% statistic on "happiness" is attributable to religion." I don't think so. That number was regarding an individual persons outlook towards their future life. But don't get me wrong here. 70% think that the country is going in the wrong direction. I am not Sean Hannity.

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By the way, some nations are actually MORE libertarian/small government than the USA: http://www.freewebs.com/globalliberty/rankings.htm http://www.heritage.org/Index/countries.cfm http://www.photius.com/rankings/press_freedom_index.html

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be warned countries have dastardly things like liberalism, universal healthcare, taxes, equal rights, humanitarian outlooks and topless beaches

+1

Liberalism? Sure, that's great, but if you really mean the classic term with individual rights and small government by men like Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin, John Locke, Thomas Jefferson, not the fraudulent big government near totalitarian version of FDR. Topless beaches? I am all for it. Equal rights? Does that mean those nations DON'T have affirmative action? Because that is what ACTUAL equal rights would be. Taxes? We have those too. 4/10 of every dollar in the USA is taxed.

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Universal healthcare? We would not need that if the government had not already forced its big nose into healthcare already. If you look at how healthcare became so expensive, it is the government, plus a few corporations working together which f*cked things up that are to blame.

+1

Humanitarian outlooks? You seem to be implying that I do not care about that. I think that is an ignorant thing to say if you consider that my 3 favorite candidates are Ron Paul, Dennis Kucinich, and Mike Gravel. I am a fierce civil libertarian, and ferociously oppose any additional loss of them. I am firmly anti-war as well, pro habeus corpus, anti-torture, pro geneva convention. I also advocate for the improved treatment of public defenders across the country, as least as well as prosecutors are.

+1

Hey, Mr. WeDontTaxAndSpendEnough, what's your response to this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=I-16u9x3tfE

+1

mad dog whatever, you seem to be unaware of what habeas corpus is. go look it up in the constitution. i've read the whole thing. also, geneva convention? when THEY start adhering to it, then i'd be willing to say that we should adhere more strictly to it. fight fire with fire, eh? torture shmorture. some anti-winning protesters did a torture demonstration on some of themselves! some horrible torture, they're willing to inflict it on themselves....

lol i am talking about politics in comment boxes on ytmnd

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