its the ku klux klan!

+5

hell I thought it was just going to be a white screen

+6

this audio sounds like an extremely juicy blow job

+1

you need to throw sum D's on dat pony.

+1

Ditch the animation, more then a white screen is overdoing it.

I'd say something witty, but I'll just fav this instead.

Remember that one time you were a bitch to me and I was like NO WAY and 1'd all of your sites? That was greaaaat....

-4

I didn't know ghosts glowed a flourecent teal color

+1

well, in MGS2, Raiden is florescent teal color

+1

SOUNDS DELICIOUS!!

+8

SOUNDS LIKE SPARTA!!!!!

-1

Creative.

+3

VERY creative

+4

M-M-M-M-MONSTER CREATIVE... CREATive... Creative.... creative.....

+1

Yeah, I've always wondered what 2 ghosts in a snowstorm eating marshmallows would look like. THIS SITE DELVERS.

job well done

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comment downvotes taste like win to me.

+1

o.0

+3

sounds like sucking

+8

2 ghosts 1 bag

+17

Nice

-3

that almost sounds like me chewing or something

+6

WAY TO EAT OUT YOUR MOM STEAKMAN

+28

LOL, NOM NOM NOM NOM

+10

WAY TO EAT OUT YOUR MAN STEAKMOM

+7

LOL, MOM MOM MOM MOM

+13

WAY TO EAT OUT YOUR STEAK MOMMAN

+3

I HAVE TO END THIS BASTARDED LINK BEFORE THE WORLD BLOWS UP!

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LOL, SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI wait. wrong phonetic.

+3

WAY TO MAN OUT YOUR EAT STEAKMOM

+6

WAY TO MAN OUT YOUR MOM EATSTEAK

+4

WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY WAYWAY

+2

WAY TO STEAK OUT YOUR MOM MANEAT

+1

RAWR!

+2

When will Chewing: The Soundtrack be available in stores, and will there be Chewing: The Bedsheets, Chewing: The Lunchbox. These are things I'm going to need to have.

+10

underwhelming

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thats what she said

+12

You see, it's funny because you've never really satisfied a woman.

+3

loved it

+3

I was ready to downvote this, but you took it somewhere.

+2

F*cking hilarious

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f*ggy art site, 1'd.

+21

Now here's a site everyone likes. Better vote 1 and say something stupid for attention (because afterall, any attention is good attention amiright?)

ill just minus your comment instead

^Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane! no its steakman!

+1

just ignore him and he might go away.

I tried, but shoover keeps coming back like an unwanted dog.

+7

lol its funny because wisdum was talking about me but hank changed it all up on us, what a character he is.

+1

Everyone can learn from my cool dry wit.

+2

my wit is still at the dry cleaners.

+2

My wit weighs a ton.

+1

Wow someone else notices me =D its okay I like it when no1 notices me. Thanks hank!

+1

Hi Dascoot. Will you autograph this site for me?

+5

:}

+4

:3

+1

:4

:|

+1

:<

-2

>:]

+1

}:D

+1

=|: )=

-2

%^&:y

+1

*<|:{>

+1

:()

+1

( ( )

+1

ass to ass

+2

:O)

+1

&#3232;&#3232;

+1

THAT IS WHAT THAT IS!

+5

Hey Hobbes, know what this is? ... IT'S A POLAR BEAR BLINKING IN A BLIZZARD! LOLOL

+20

this comment deserves more stars than the site

+4

this is almost as good as porn

+4

ALMOST

+1

i was NOT expecting that

+3

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

+2

Certainly not this time, and they were right not to expect the Spanish Inquistion, because this site had nothing to do with it whatsoever.

+1

Hi Dascoot!

+2

I like this. Its something I completely different.

+4

??

+4

STOP CHEWING IN MY EAR. THAT'S GROSS.

+4

Just a little nibble?

+1

watch silent library and this will have new meaning for you.

I would have given you a five just for the hackneyed joke, but then there was another joke in that the first joke was just a joke that revealed the actual joke! That's a five.

+3

Delicious. Brilliant.

+2

haha

+2

I'd say on my list of Top 10 Things That Don't Exist But I Wish They Did, ghosts would be #2.

i bet number 1 is a money tree OMGL OL AMI RITE GUIZE???1

+2

nope, Gundams.

+1

Gundam Flyerz™

+1

i thought it was just going to be blank until the window wipe animation saved this

+1

Dat's da joooke

+1

cool as a polar bear's toe nails

+2

you reach out to jux, how does he reach out to you

+1

with c*ck

+4

only good song on that soundtrack

+8

i love it

+2

I see what you did there.

+2

3, until you cleaned the window.

+2

I finally know why I've read the words marshmallows and chewing more in the last few days than I typically do in a year.

+2

I see what you did there

+2

You know, I was just starting to move my mouse over to the 1* then the animation kicked in

+2

omg original. original douchbaggery.

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original f*ggotry

-1

User has no insights.

+6

No really, how many times has a pure white or pure black site been done? 1,000 times? The only time it was acceptable was when YTMND was broken and every site appeared black. THEN it was creative and original and showed the YTMND community was still vibrant and alive. NOW it's called being a douchebag. The site I am thinking of, by the way, was "DOOM 3 SCREENSHOT WITH FLASHLIGHT OFF." This site is just pure sh*t. S. H. I. T. Defending it just insults your own intelligence.

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uh.. did you watch the site for more than 5 seconds? please do so, then you can come back and apologize.

+3

No no brandnewchair, let him think we're all voting 5 on a blank YTMND. TEH JOEK IS IN THE TITTLE

+3

No, then I'll just say it takes too long. The patience requirement on YTMND is negative five seconds. I see a white screen, I'm done.

-5

Either my sarcasm was lost, or people don't like me using the word f*ggotry.

+1

apology accepted

+1

And on top of all that, this kind of site is trite boring overdone and bland. Why should it be lauded for doing something others have done? And I swear I've seen this gif before.

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Where has this been done before? Show me another site? Show me a f*cking flash animation from newgrounds. Show me ANYTHING to back up your weak claims. You're just a douche who got called out on being an especially unreasonable douche. Now, because you're so insecure and don't have the balls to sacrifice at least a TINY concession, you're backtracking and grasping at straws. It's so glaringly obvious; it hurts.

+6

Also, douche...you haven't seen this gif before. Dascoot is an artist with a ton of talent. Look at her other sites for proof...or just shut the f*ck up and leave with what little dignity you still think you have.

+2

If 6 seconds is too long for your attention span then you might want to do something about that like seek out medical attention. You come off as the type of person whom goes fishing and takes dynamite instead of a pole.

+2

wait a minute...dascoot is a she? there are girls on ytmnd? im calling bullsh*t

Weeeeell, we throw around the term "she" very lightly. Lets just say she's the best looking dude you'll ever meet. I LOVE YOU MELINDA!

+1

Melissa*

+2

Melinda the good witch

+1

I'll kill you all.

+2

wow steakman, thats two sarcastic comments in a row that you didn't pick up on. Eat some fish

+1

thehyecircus's douchbaggery unfolds for all to see.

+2

I... have no idea what to say about it. It's... it's... 5'd

+1

Should've just kept a white screen. It would still make sense that way.

-4

HOW DO U MEAN?

-2

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

+1

nice and squishy

+1

1337 photoshop skillz

+1

Clever.

+1

clever

+1

I was expecting it to be a blank white page

+1

Ghosts would eat marshmallows... that's so stereotypical.

+1

NOT DONE BEFORE. MAN WHAT A GREAT IDEA.

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HI I'M AN *SSH*LE AND I DON'T VIEW YTMNDS BEFORE I COMMENT F*CK I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

-9

feel?

+7

Okay I obviously didn't know that it was an animation, and changed my vote back to a gratified zero but you're the man now dog didn't update it so everyone thinks I downvoted this. Eh, people hate me anyways why am I even commenting this I didn't want to in the first place Jesus Christ FUUUCK.

+3

<3

How f*ckin' cute.

where did ghosts get marshmallows

+2

The grocery store.

+3

The Stay puft marshmallow man.

+1

what do you think ghost poop looks like? brown?

If a ghost took a sh*t, would the sh*t be dead too?

The sh*t would be in a state of pre birth.

Well done

+1

lol

+1

5: The Soundtrack

+1

Win.

+1

best and most random ytmnd ever made?

+2

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CHEWING! Volume 10

+1

Chewing: The Soundtrack - Featuring 'Chomp', 'Consume' and the less popular 'Digestion'.

+3

well played

+1

superbe

+1

Ghostz

+1

i hunger for mushrooms now.

+1

I was expecting to hear eurodancer from the blackman in a dark room fad.

+1

F*ck steakman and BTape, but great job

+1

hey want to sponsor another fractal of mine? "Goneja II"

-1

Nope, but I sure would like to press Max to ban users with alt accounts

+1

since i have, lets see, 4 accounts on this site looks like im gonna be banned. lets ban Keaton too, he has an alt. how about lazytown 4? it doesnt matter how many alts you have, just as long as you stick to the rules.

+1

not that steakman ever followed the rules with his alt accounts...

+1

having any alternate account for whatever reason gives you unfair voting advantage. it should be outright banned. Unless they make alternate accounts which are incapable of voting.

+1

It only gives them an advantage if they lack self-disciple. Not everyone with alts upvotes their own sites.

+1

Goneja, you know there are quite a lot of people who have alt accounts purely for site making. max is fine with them as long as they aren't being used for some kind of unfair advantage (i.e. voting), like you said.

+1

Then why did Steakman vote 356 times on his alternate account. Even once is what I'd consider to be unfair

From what I've seen and compared he isn't voting on the same site twice but I could be wrong. Besides, even if Steakman is double-voting doesn't mean everyone with an alt is multi-voting.

But if Steakman is double voting, then yes, he should be dealt with.

There should be a way to have a clear-cut 'alternate account' setup that automatically disables voting. therefore, anytime you find an alternate account that has voted, it must have been created under false pretenses and it could be banned

That is a good idea. You should mention it in the news. Maybe BTape can tell Max.

followup: steakman downvoted my 'shocking glover' site with his steakman account, then his account Creative . Ban plz

Let's have a discussion about voting. That's what this site is obviously about - voting. The rating affects the quality of the site and is actually a comment on how it affects your life. It affected my life 5 stars. You may not be able to decipher that, and you may think that it is entirely irrelevant and meaningless, but that's just, like, your opinion, man. This site could have gotten 1 star and been just as great. Who cares. Marshmallows are better than most other puffy sugar candies.

BUT CHOOSY MOMS DON'T FEED THEIR KIDS FOODS COMPLETELY DEVOID OF ANY NUTRITION - THEY FEED THEM ART.

there's a third ghost wiping the snow off the window so also hearts for me.

+1

This is amazing!

+1

Also, douche...you haven't seen this gif before. Dascoot is an artist with a ton of talent. Look at her other sites for proof...or just shut the f*ck up and leave with what little dignity you still think you have.

+1

Kraft Jetpuffed marshmallows are the best!

+1

GOTTA STREAK.

+1

GOTTA BLOW.

+1

WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!

+3

Well. That was two ghosts eating marshmallows in a snowstorm.

+1

Artistic, singular focus, WINS.

+1

I just don't see it.

+1

5'd for the fact that it wasn't just a white screen. you = win.

+1

epicallyness!

+1

Clever.

+1

Makes me cold hungry and scared at the same time :( 5'd out of shivery fatigued fear!

+1

This YTMND is for f*ggy bitches. I hope you die.

In their previous lives they were offered as snackrifices.

+1

Thats AWESOME <3

+1

Café mocha probably would have killed the gag.

+1

you make popular ytmnds. :)

+1

But not enough of them

+1