Best YTMND ever, shut up idiots

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Looks like Murdar's healthy self-esteem is back once again.

only the Master™ can do it right. and that's you.

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I can't wait to see what you'll do with the new Rambo.

This is the most powerful ytmnd of our time.

+2

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Awesome, especially the ending. Oh Bruce Wilson!

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Nice job Murdar!

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Die Hard Is Not Safe For Work

+2

Dieing hard is also not safe for work.

+6

Jane McClang is Not Safe For Work

+2

I think the NSFW tag will ultimately be good for this site's longevity.

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dont count on it ambulo. All it means is two things: 1, this site will get SH*T for views. 2, this site is more susceptible to unfair downvotes since not enough of the general voting audience will find this one. NSFW is ok for like tits and ass, but when its something like this where the worst thing he says is jerk off, and then you hear slap noises, I mean cmon. I see worse sh*t on Fox Family at 8pm on Sundays.

+1

chronster: People that have been around YTMND long enough to know about the NSFW-on-front-page box in Options are also people that are likely to have a more refined taste in YTMNDs, in my opinion. What this means is that Murdar's site will, yes, have less views, but will have a better rating and will probably stay on U&C longer, if not indefinitely. You probably don't realize this, since your sites tend to have more general appeal than Murdar's.

Die Hard: Old Habits

gotta NSFW this site... I mean, smoke a cigarette

cigarettes = nsfw, you better learn that now, dumpy

Yippee Kiyay, Mr. Falcon!

+1

That's exactly what it sounds like when I jack off

+1

That's eactly what it sounds like when I jerk Bruce Willis off.

+1

Oh, BlackFat...

lolllll

I gotta go smoke-a SIGURETZ™

Shawn Michaelz(tm) telefonez Stever Urkelz(t,)

Heidi-Ho!™ <Bang!>

I hate it when I have to fart while I'm jerkin my gerkin

Klassix™

I think I just squirted. I must've squirted you.

A true Klassix™

No f*ckin sh*t, lady! Do I sound like I'm orderin a pizza?

+10

hahaha, oh my god, I should have put that after the fartgasm

+6

you had me at Officer BlackFat

-1

Bob-the-Builder 1'd this so I knew it had to be good

+3

Gotta go smoke a cigarette

When i saw the first one of the cigarette set I thought he was saying "I gotta quit smoking cigarettes" I can still hear it both ways though.

actually, i think he does say "i gotta quit smoking cigarettes"

down voting ftw

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f*cking dumpy

+5

dude, you suck at downvoting, look at your votes.

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hahahahahahahahaha

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good

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.............well, that was at the very least interesting. lol

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rofl

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Officer BackFat Officer FlabKat Officer FlackBat Officer FabKlat Officer BackFlat

+1

aah..aah..aah..aah..aah..

it's a rare condition this day and age

-1

awesome!

-1

I want you to tell her that...

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He died so hard. I mean he had a boner and then died so they prepared his body for a funeral and had to slice off his dick with a saw to make his corpse presentable.

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haha

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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you are still around???

yo es dinero

I also would've accepted: "You throw quite a party" "C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' f*ckin' dalmatian" "You should have heard your brother squeal"

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officer blackfat looks like carl winslow

-1

The resemblance is uncanny :p

Dye Hart™ Master Baiters™

gotta love the klassix

I really don't like that farting noise, use a better fart next time.

-1

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shigerret

Sexual chocolate, baby!

+1

hilarious. hope you're not still butthurt about MAI GIHRLFRIEND GUYZ love, replay

you forgot yippi ki yay motherf*cker!!!!!

she never let me jerk off.

HEY JOHN HOWS IT GOING?

That's what all of his sites on U&C look like at first. The reason for this is that all the people who love/understand Murdar are also frequent visitors at YTMND. But since this site is NSFW, it will be on U&C for like a f*cking week, which means it will get attacked by the all the johnny-come-latelies who don't get what the big deal is. I mean, this site's appeal is a bit more universal than most of Murdar's stuff, but just wait for the "downvoted for not citing sources" crowd and you'll see what I mean

this site will be killed™

4+1 because ambulo said johnny-come-lately lol