RIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGEEEEEE RAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

+42

FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS

+28

what the flying f*ck is going on here!?!?!

+10

Nutnics my friend, you are a strange duck.

+14

GENJI 2 IS AN ASHUN GAME

+14

lol

+8

if there was ever a need for real time weapon change

+12

this is actually one of the better sites in ytmnd history

+11

1'd for being video game related

+5

i hope you plan on making a sequel

+5

We frolic through the industrial park, just my crab and me. And soon we'll both glow in the dark, just you wait and see.

+5

sex with brains

-7

(fill in the answer, wirth 2 internets) Add in punctuation: John while James had had had had had had had had had had been a better option.

worth*

Real battles from ancient Japan

One of these days, you idiots are going to laugh yourselves to death!!

+30

they had to resuscitate me this morning from a mild LOL, i don't even want to think about full out ROFLing

+29

i heard about a guy once that had to go to detlolx for that

+5

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Giant Crab '08

+34

no! i hate hillary!

+37

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

+8

How HILLARYous!!! LOL!

+13

It's time to take some ashun.

+3

So here's this giant enemy crab

+21

Which is based upon japanese history.

+30

Attack it's weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

+30

its weak point is its penis

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i can't believe you've done this

+8

I wonder what his political platform was.

+19

abolish butter, total plankton reformation.

+28

don't forget pave a parking lot over the chesapeake bay

+18

i bet the really feminist crabs have pincer-rubberband burnings outside of the fish schools there

+3

As long as he's not the Green Party nominee he's got my vote.

-5

<lynks> DO TOROCK STER DANCE FO YOU TOW?

+4

Craaaaaaaaab people... Craaaaaaaaab people...

+14

Taste like crab, talk like people

+9

Log in fav

+4

REMEBER ME EDDIE.

+16

WHEN I KILLED YA BROTHA

+14

I talked... JUST... LIKE... THIS!

+13

IMA SCATMAN SKIBADOBIODIIOEDEBIOYYDYVYNODDBVLVBVBLBDBDOE

+14

Someone needs to make this into a ytmnd complete with Scatman John.

-6

no, they dont.

+5

Hahahaha thats what Jack Bauer says before he kills Nina sorta.

-4

LOL knife eyes attack.

CRAAAAB BATTLE

+1

wtf?!

+4

crab cakez

+6

mmm delicious

+5

mmm...creamy baileys

+1

Sweet juicy weak points.

I luv everything about this site esp. the music.

+4

lol

+2

You just f*cked with the wrong playstation business.

+7

My father gave me that RIIIiiiIIIDGE RAAAACER you mother f*cker.

+9

You should have learned your place on the f*cking action game.

+3

I Paid My five hundred and nighty-nine US Dollars.

+3

This may be the best Giant Enemy Crab site I've ever seen. Of course, the fantastic music didn't hurt.

+9

wow, someone has engaged in MASSIVE comment upvoting.

+4

IN GENERAL.

+1

poor crab it wasn't his fault that he couldn't fix Bush's mistake

+8

Exactly the childish attitude that a democrat will take if they win in 08. OMG LOLXORS, IT'S NOT MY FAULT, NO MATTER WHAT I DO IT'S THE REPUBLICANS FAULT THAT CAME BEFORE ME AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF ANEQDOTAL EVIDENCE DISPENSING BRAINWASHED COLLEGE STUDENTS TO BACK ME UP!!!! F*cking take responsibility you little piss ants.

anecdotal*

Oh yeah. Just like the Clinton Recession, right? EVERYONE knows THAT'S where the money went! I mean, Bush wouldn't have given huuuuge tax cuts to his already filthy rich friends - much less HIMSELF! perish the thought! - and completely ruined a perfectly fine economy. Bush wouldn't have LIED to us, would he?

LOL... texass oil man for president, and we have been paying over $3 average for a gallon of gas over the past few years thanks to him... we are f*cking stupid to think he cares about our economy. why did he send me to Iraq again? I sure as hell dont know.

...shave...and a hair...cut...

+9

TWO BITS!

+11

Check on that giant enemy crab based on Japanese history.

+14

He crushed Manchuria

+4

Then he's going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico...

+9

Vote Giant Enemy Crab/Riiiiiiiiiiiidee racerrrrrrrrrrrrr '08!

+4

Why is he commanding a horde of zombies?

+8

Cause they're cheaper to hire than immigrants.

+2

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

+4

Five hundred and ninety nine electoral votes.

+15

epic comment

-2

4GIANT ENEMY CRAB 4GIANT ENEMY CRAB 4GIANT ENEMY CRAB 4GIANT ENEMY CRAB 4GIANT ENEMY CRAB 4GIANT ENEMY CRAB

+4

shaun of the dead...i see what you did there

+5

I have no idea why I like this so much, but I do.

+3

gfx don't get any tighter

+8

{V}_{^w^}_{V}

+6

giant crab mislead the people!?!?!?!

+5

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+4

{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{

+2

{V}_{^w-}_{V}

+5

{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}

+1

{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}{V}_{^w^}_{V}

+1

Idiotic fad...idiotic site. Get some decent sh*t to work with.

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You're just jealous. {V}_{^w^}_{V}

+4

Split voter f*g

+4

damn, shouldn't have just flushed the toilet, I want to see someone work with some decent sh*t.

Lol, positive comment c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

+3

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE!

+2

I still want to know who wins. The crab or the people!

+2

Stay tuned for part II then. O_O

nice editing f*ggot

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wow, uh.. that's faved

+2

He wasn't our enemy after all!

+2

LOLOLOLOLOL

+2

Judge Doom and his relentless army of zombies

+3

The carbs eyes darting back and forth made this one of my all time faves. I tip my fancy top hat to you sir.

+3

please tell me wtf just happened

+2

jesus christ of arimatheya

+3

+2

I dun forgot to fav.

+2

this is what greatness must look like

+2

the hell

+3

599 Us dollars.

+2

So the Judge rigged the election to throw the country into chaos and then plans anarchy by killing the crab??

+4

I pinch!

+3

MISLEAD -> MISLED

+4

I made that same mistake on a college term paper. I kicked myself all night for the points that were knocked off it.

+1

Epic.

+2

GIANT ENEMY CRAB has joined the party!

+1

Giants crab's always seem to win.

+1

crab candidates and dogs lurking in the shadow. dog for pres.

+2

thats actually a moose..so, moose for pres?

+2

What the f*ck....

+1

I really, truely enjoyed this.

+1

Hurting people makes me happy.

+2

That man still scares the sh*t out of me, but I am not afraid of a giant crab since I can easily attack it's weakpoint for massive damage like in VP2.

+1

That's the crab that lives in Oprah's bush.

+3

damn, i feel bad for that crab

zoidberg zoidberg zoid zoid zoid zoid zoidberg

+6

ooobwobwobwowobwobw!!

+1

retarted

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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/fourest/sites

+5

oh i get it, mine are retarted too, LOL HILARIOUS!

-1

lol fourest, this is what original content looks like, lololololololololololololol "retarted" lololololol

+6

it was called a prank (a joke)

what?

Hey, guy! As a goof, guy! As a goof!

+1

Alright!

+1

it wasn't a rock....

+2

it was a Riiiiidge, Racerrrrr!

+1

i hate mondays

+1

Cute. The whole Massive Crab thing is a bit outdated though.

-5

wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in teh world!!!wow best site in te

-3

ROCK LOBSTER!!!!!!!

-1

as i was reading this i thought: "noone would be so stupid as to make a rock lobster reference on a giant CRAB ytmnd..."

+1

make ytmnds more frequently

+2

sounds like a clockwork orange

I think Giant Enemy Crab/Obama would be a strong ticket.

+5

Seeing this reminded me that I ought to go do stuff outside.

+3

the people were

+2

ytmnd wins

+1

Nutnics..Would there be any chance of us having sexual relations?

+2

Massive Damage attack! 599 MP cost

+1

This is so awesome. Is there any way that we can make this in to a movie?

+2

It's great technical ability, and the irony is that it's most closely associated with DarthWang, in this place anyway.

f*cking awesome

high quality site

The only legislation he got through Congress was granting amnesty to the Cloverfield monster.

+5

I don't know why but I love this one

i'll take a leg

i dont understand

-4

what

wow, i keep watching it more and more

+1

this 5 is for the fallen

ITS OVER 9000!

Judge Doom=WIN

GREAT SCOTT!

This is full of epic wins.

Sorry about the crabs.

I love Judge Doom so much, and I love mocking Giant Enemy Crabs. I'd 5 it if it had a satisfying conclusion.

lol it's a cat on a keyboard, and get this, it's in space!

+1

An den kleinen Tagen, aber des Südens dies, aber jenes lamparas jene klein und des estupido, aber des nachos großen Bell großen und der Typen von für Sie und deads. Tote Mengen und.

8===@ .:'.*.,".:',. (5) ^.^ http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=A0Refrigerator i dont care...

Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your Brother? I talked just.. like... thIS..

+1

Doom!

lol wut

This is only a few years old. You can now get one for Three hundred ninety nine us dollars.

+1

This ytmnd is delicious, just like crabs.

I assume this is from elections that actually took place in ancient America?

Quick, get the crab a singing sword

you're an insane person.

Craab.... Battlleee....... Argh... it broke my knife....!

+1

lawl

WOW!

+1

Hey, am I too late to the party?

+3

Why do I keep comign back to this, it makes little sense but I love it.

+1

Attack it's weak point, for massive damage.

it's pretty awesome even if I can only barely follow it

IZ DAT SUM STOCK MARKET?!

So Hilary has crabs?

+2

Yup

+2

I hate crabs. I also fear dem. I also love dems. It is a complicated emotion that I be havin' so how about we go with 4 stars and call it even.

The more we go to Communism, the less Viagra I need.

Massive damage

Wow. Just. Wow. {V}_{^w^}_{V}

+1

This reminds me of a keaton site but without ms paint.

Half Volume

Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful.

A hail o mighty crab @_@ {V}_{^w^}_{V}

+2

why does the head judge call the vote and then show the zombie people how to kill the giant enemy crab? this seems nonsensical, and nonsensical sh*t with a lot of editing is worthy of a downvote in my book. also, f*ck you.

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doom

+4

Because he's legally obligated to certify the votes. How could he have known the massive damage GEC would cause?

+1

Theres been some good sites lately

People don't seem to understand that they should be giving points for Mysterious Island, not playstation jokes

Another nutnics masterpiece.

........ double you tee eff ? .......

based on Japanese history

+2

i dont get it worth sh*t maybe because I dont come to this site but 5 for my old ytmnd friend.

+1

Woah...

i miss you

{[:)]}__{[:)]}

Don't look at me. I voted for Jumbo Shrimp.

THIS IS EPIC! I watch this and imagine living in a world destroyed by massive dammage and it is... im a zombie

{V}_{^w^}_{V} for '08

+1

5

+1

Will there ever be a sequel so that we know how the plot is resolved? I see a cymbal and horses, this means something.

Came back to fav this.

+1

golly u sure are bad at this ymndt game u gize