Hahahaha....I love how it just keeps going

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im going to sh*t myself.

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Chicago. I'll be there. Will you?

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you dont know the history of scientology i do

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TRANSCRIPT We are Anonymous. We have no centralized leadership to attack. Your barratry will only drain your resources and further inflame the anger of the Internet, where freedom of information is not just a principle, but a sacrament.

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Chad. Time's up. Let me use the computer. I said give me a minute. I'm destroying Scientology. This is important. Your time was up two hours ago. Christ, if you spent half the time you spent on IRC outside you'd have a girlfriend by now. I'm not on IRC you retard. I'm making a video. This is ridiculous. You've been at this for six hours. I'm sure Scientology will still be there tomorrow. You don't know the history of Scientology. I do. There's no time to waste. I want to update my MySpace page. Nobod

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Nobody reads that piece of sh*t. My first YouTube video has nearly two million hits. Whoop-te-f*cking-do. And Daniel wants to play Warcraft. He's been jumping on my bed for an hour and I swear to f*cking God that if he doesn't find something to do I'll spike his Kool-Aid with Mom's Xanax. The epic Scientology raid is just days away. I need to recruit newf*gs. Who cares about Scientology anyway.

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What, are you a Scientologist? Do you still have a crush on Tom Cruise? He's almost as old as Dad. He's a bag of fail. I think Tom Cruise is a good actor! I think Tom Cruise is hiding in your closet. He doesn't seem to want to come out. Shut up! He's not gay! He has a wife. So did Rock Hudson. He has a kid. Everybody knows Katie Holmes was impregnated with the defrosted baby batter of L. Ron Hubbard. Gross. You're a freak.

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What are you two arguing about? It's giving me a headache. Sarah is a shill for Scientology. Chad won't give up the--oh my God. That's so disgusting. What? Mom, there's a tub of Crisco and a roll of toilet paper under the desk, by Chad's feet. He's been downloading porn and masturbating here.

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Sarah, stop. There's no reason to be ashamed. We should have talked about this years ago. Masturbation is a healthy and beautiful thing. It is the safest form of sexual activity, and crucial to the sexual awakening you are both going through. Your father and I masturbate. We also masturbate each other. The computer is yours. I'm going to shoot myself. No way. I'm never touching that computer again. And Mom, that last part was just gratuitous. I'm going to Mary's house. Forever. We'll have to continue tha

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that talk later.

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oops, replied to wrong comment!

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"He's a bag of fail." lolz

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Why the hell not? Good cause and humor.

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we masterbate each other

on the cusp of internet culture

http://scientology-kills.ytmnd.com/

ban for not NSFWing

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Post this on YouTube, not YTMND.

TTSTMND FTW

Washington DC

WINRAR

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you promised the doors and you came through

lolol

LOL this is really clever

This is ridiculous. 5.

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Nice writing... good stuff.

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Bag of win

LOL @ 'So did Roc Hudson'

We are anonymous, we live at home. We do not have jobs, we do not have friends.

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Lol at the irony of a ytmnd user making fun of a 4khan user.

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Lol at you downvoting everyones commments

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Thats some f*cking great dialogue!!!!

really awesome

GIF ME A MIN GNAT!

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haha 2nd

My thoughts exactly.

WE ARRGH (LOL PYRATS AND NIJANS) ANYMOUSSE WE ARE LAGER

Heh

great writing. very funny.

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Ido.

What the hell just happened?

5 for Mini-Doors

awesome

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That mom sounds hot

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...I...CAN...BARELY....BREATH....IM LAUGHING.....SO HARD!!

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Your father and I masturbate. We also masturbate each other.

didn't listen.

i just wanted to hear the doors sped up.

i stopped about half way through...its was just not funny enough to be that damn long, sorry. i honestly thought the original video is funnier then this...in a creepy interterrorist kinda way

Masturbation is a healthy and beautiful thing. It is the safest form of sexual activity, and crucial to the sexual awakening you are both going through.

you can choke Artie...but ya can't choke Stymie

Epic

I'm an anon supporter and I still love it.

YOU DONT KNOW THE HISTORY OF SCIENTOLOGY... ...I DO.