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Project KHANology... Scientology can't stand up to the power of CETI ALPHA %! Also, you can hold down the /b/ /b/utton for continuous F*GGOTRY!

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^ endorsed

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Anonology is just jealous that Scientology has tax exemption. Sh*t, I wish I had tax exemption...

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It starts. Xenu Xenu Xenu.

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4chan sucks

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Let's go.

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4chan f*ckin sucks

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4chan f*gs ^^p

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Wow, I didn't even need to comment on this. Your username describes this so well.

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ytmnd isn't 4chan, f*ggot. f*ck anonymous. you aren't some "secret organization". you are a bunch of f*gs who bitch about movies and trade anime porn. i hope tom cruise rapes your stupid ass.

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I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS.

"i herd u liek mudkips" is what they say. I thought. Seriously. On ytmnd we're about funniness and we love opera.

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Nobody expects the anonymous. I don't care for Scientology at all, but I do find it interesting (or at least hypocritical) when people of other religions laugh at it for how ridiculous it sounds. I mean, is some invisible, all-powerful being who's existence can only be traced to a old book that clearly has a bias REALLY that much less crazy than all of that Scientology Xenu space alien stuff? The best thing you can get out of Scientology is use it to compare to your own beliefs.

That's what I always say. No one listens, and goes back to thinking a mythical carpenter from ancient times died to help them out.

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"Nobody expects the anonymous." YEAH! NO ONE EXPECTS THE LOLI PORN ANIME FAPPING REVOLUTION!!1!

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Scientology is a cult. Their beliefs are completely acceptable. The means by which the proselytize are not.

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Lots of bad things happened that day. Just like Y2K. Oh wait...

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Due to my neutrality on the internets and my love for war, I must 5 this.

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Also, I can't wait to hear the results of your actions on that day.

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I HEAR TOM CRUISE HATES MUDKIPS!

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lol, national headline ft5

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Sure, Scientology is a scam, but so is every religion. Tithing, secret underwear, etc.

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For what it's worth, J. Edgar Hoover had "secret underwear" and it had nothing to do with religion. :o)

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How many f*cking scientologists are on YTMND to see this message?

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After watching "The Unfunny Truth," I hated Scientology. Go Chanology!

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L.Ron's going to have a birthday party on March 15th, and everyone's invited! Come out and show Scientology your gratitude for trying to take on YTMND. Masks are optional, but recommended. "Fair Game" and all that.

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Good. Grief. If Scientology wasn't an entirely stupid, fakey religion, this nonsense would almost be enough to make me become a Scientologist just to spite your moronic asses. Go find something at least nominally less useless to do with your time, why don't you?

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4chan vs Scientology EPIC BATTLEZ

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Guess ill call Ma and tell her to keep the potatos in the oven.

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Oh my god...

Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.

I'm cheering for Scientology on this one, mainly because its populace isn't made up of douchebags like you who jump on the "DURR SCIENCETOLOGY IS BAD SOUTH PARK SAID SO" bandwagon.

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I'm not one of those people. My hate for Scientology is rather personal, actually. I understand what you mean, though.

BTW, did you guys change anything? Oh, that's right... NO, YOU DIDN'T. FAIL.

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4chan.

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Well I came here to chew gum and kick ass, and guess what I'm all out of gum.... Lets Roll!

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I want anon to win, so I can tell my kids I killed religions when I was their age

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GO GO TERROTISTS>S!

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what, are you going to throw books of futanari hentai at them?

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Are we even sure futanari hentai is good/bad enough to throw at people?

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Be wary, be wary, the tenth of Feburary.

God speed, Annonymos, God speed.

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gb2/b/

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True or false I love what this represents...

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I bet the people singing along to Chocolate Rain really got those Scientologists shakin' in their boots.

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Aw chrissakes man get a girlfriend come on

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i told them recruiting YTMND was an exercise in futility, but of course they didn't listen

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u know, there is also gunna' be one on MARCH 15th!

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They're doing this for T3h Epic LuLZ!

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This whole anonymous versus Scientology thing would be a whole lot more successful if we weren't protesting with stupid surgeon masks hiding behind our fear of the big Scientology man in his big Scientology building going to get us fired and dig up our past and whatever. It's like fighting a battle behind a shield blindly poking a sword out from the side. We look weak and nobody cares because anonymous people can't do anything. We need to band together and say "I am ___ ___, we stand strong against you!"

You can't be afraid of the structure you are are fighting against, and you must reveal your weak point, allow them to strike expecting massive damage, and then turn the tables so it is of no question who the aggressor is. They have status as a f*cking religion for christ sakes nobody is going to favor "anonymous". We have to stand up and show that we are not afraid of them. The first step is backing up your fight.

The Scientologists aren't going to get 1000s of random people fired. Who cares if you get on their threat list. Anyways, the most plausible way to do any significant damage to the church would be to get them to do something indicating guilt like suing a bunch of people etc. You can't fight a f*cking battle anonymously in the real world. And anonymous lurkers are douchebags online anyways.

Although it's not really a big deal anyways, there are better things to worry about than another stupid religion with a bunch of stupid follower doing stupid things. :-P

For the most part people on 4chan are in their 20's, ugly, have no job and no prospects. They have nothing to lose, so yeah, no need to fear scientology.

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Arbitrarily changing POV in the middle of a rant FTW. Also, too many posts. sorry.

Jon Sweeny is on YTMND!!!!1111

1'd for anonymous

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711chan forever.

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i went out and picketed and then went to there "gold base" in hemet cali and was pulled over for trespassing they searched my truck for weapons and i found out my license was suspended

f*ck scientology. those baby raping bastards ruined too many lives as it is. Just look at what they did to Tom Cruise.

One good thing did come out of those protests, though. Gasmask chan is wicked hot!

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Lots of people five and sponser utter sh*te for some reason, just because it's about their precious image board.

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While it can funny to make fun of scientology, it is time to move on. While I’m sure these anonymous people feel that “you can’t stop the signal” and their room in mom’s basement is really a “command center”, what have you actually achieved? Nothing. Scientology isn’t going to run up the white flag because you periodically disrupt their internet.

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If anonymous is anything like that guy in diehard 4, when the powerplant is shut off, they are the only houses with the lights still on. . .

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song credit: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/47110

I would rather be a stupid cult follower than a retarded anime f*gget

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good man. if i were carmine i'd give your comment a +8

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The G.L.A. (mohammad ben'gazale:We are everywhere.) "command and conquer Generals"

For f*cks sake THIS IS NOT 4CHAN!

Your point? You get to use those expert skills you learned a long time ago for this very purpose!

As somebody may or may not have already stated: This is not about the beliefs of the Co$, but against the abominably evil practices of the organization. Everyone in their right mind should support Anonymous. All naysayers are suspected puppet $cif*gs or saboteurs and may be declared Excommunicate Traitoris.

http://we-have-a-reply.ytmnd.com/

Because scientology used to be one of the biggest fads evar. It has lots of power, its corrupt, evil and it can end lives. It's important to irradicate it off the face of the earth. Now, that being said. GTFO scif*g.