Groundhog's Day was a total ripoff.

i usually hate your ytmnds

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i usually love your hate ytmnds

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i usually love to hate your ytmnds

i usually never call your ytmnds the next day

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i usually avoid your ytmnds on the street

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i usually have to call your ytmnds and tell them to get checked

i usually have sex with men

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i usually i usually i usually i i i usually

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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

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LOL WHO DIGG'D THIS?

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i usually confuse quantum mechanics with particle physics

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I usually make comments that are relevant unless someone named chronster happens to go and change the title of their ytmnd to make my comment look a little more non sequiturish.

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You again!

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NO U

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I usually fart.

I usually OH MY GOD A VAGINA

+5

It is green.

iPhone

i usually get +'d

The Andy Griffith Show, now in Technicolored.

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N*GG*RS

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i usually throw rocks at houses

i usualy c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker

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He doesn't like them blackies

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it's educational and entertaining to watch the evolution of chronster's humor and overall outlook on life and the internets as time slithers by consuming all that is dear to us

+13

That was probably the deepest thing I have ever heard you say fearcondom. And... Is there any reason why you replied to my comment?

fearcondom goes deep

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Someone should make an anti-fearcondom account called "lovesponge"

For those that don't get the name, love is the opposite of fear and the sponge method requires the woman to use protection instead of the condom method where the man needs to use it. Also I believe everyone is still curious as to why he replied to wisdumcube's comment in the first place.

*says something serious and deep*

Also, Dude, "blackies" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Darkies", please.

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actually the diaphragm would be a more commonly known form of female birth control than the sponge. who will be the first to create "lovediaphragm"?

Love isn't the opposite of fear f*ck face.

+1

fearless sponge

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Wow I didn't know so many f*cking users on YTMND were so knowledgeable about practicing safe sex and the duality of emotions. My mistake dmaz and Conine.

Lol fearcondom that was ridiculously thought out. What's the point of wasting such elaborate, almost poetic writing on a freaking ytmnd. How long did that take you honestly...lol so many weirdos in this world I swear.

It appears fearcondom not only goes deep, he goes balls deep.

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Fearcondom is a wanker bitch, like any other featured member, his sucks the mouth butter out of his own ass. I hope he gets his fingers removed by an iraqi, so he can't plague this site with his sh*tty YTMNDs. Get bent you piece of sh*t.

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"Nice throw, son. You sure showed those porch monkeys a thing or two about their place in society!" "Thanks pop!"

+15

^ he's taking it back

+10

LAWL "thanks dad, next time i'll use a house brick dabbed in horse sh*t!"

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And now for something completely different... 5!

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That wasn't completely different! That wasn't completely different at all! D=<

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srsly you guise

i no rite

thats awful but i loled

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i loled but it was awful

+5

i loled at the awfulness

Off in whose awful I was loling.

is the shack from The Jerk?

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lol yeah it is. forgot to add that to the description, thanks for the reminder

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VERY well done. Plus the audio was just waiting to be used

whered you get this idea?

You must watch a lot of TV, is all I can think. Plus I think yr possibly twice as old as fourest.

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considering fourest is almost 12 years old, I believe you are correct.

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I think he's been 17 for three years here, actually.

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I thought he has been 16 his whole life. And yeah I've always felt that chronster watches a lot of TV. Of course rating my level of TV watching is hard since I watch shows where people get tattoos or a movie that I could have easily downloaded. I wish there was a Mr. Ed channel. Nothing else just Mr. Ed.

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fourest is like the only teenager/virgin in the entire world I don't want to sleep with

+2

again.

+6

Porch monkey 4 life

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"I was born...a poor black child."

+7

I look all white, but my dad was black.

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you stole my comment so I am relegated to replying under it

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WHY ARE YOU SO GODLY

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OH MY GOD THIS UPDATE JUST PROMOTED YOU TO ULTIMATE DIETY

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AND AGAIN

+2

quintessence

I probably shouldn't laugh, but that was hilarious. 5

-1 for not goonies chick

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well done

ok. Stop watching TV Land fer chrissakes.

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You can pry the remote from my cold, dead, fingers!

Hahaha :D

I like how it's in color. If it was in black and white you would only be able to see shadows on that porch.

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Shadows with bright white teeth.

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and great bulging eyes

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Dats racist

Nahm sayin?

+1

Im not a racist, thats whats so insane about this!

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ROFL

Every testicle is two pints forward and nine superfluous shenanigans back

+1

Wait........that's not what you're supposed to do?

damn dude, you've almost got a corner on everything now. i'm gonna have to do some serious sifting to find any material that hasn't been touched. Curse Keppledon for dibs on The Great Mouse Detective

hahahaha

instantly knew that the shack was from the jerk.

deadn*gg*rs!

+4

wow, i think i could watch that for hours

chronster makes another site, lololol

+1

There needs to be a ratings button next to "FAV" that says "CHRONSTER"

+1

the site was all like "WHISTLE WHISTLE" and i was all like "LOL"

+3

Oh my God, epic win. I bow to you.

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god dammit

Welp, there went my coffee

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You're going to burn your TiVo out, dude.

+3

chronster no longer featured?!

lol my sites show up in the featured section but my name has never been pink. I don't question it :P

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"Why aren't I Pink?" "'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT A F*GGOT, ALRIGHT?"

+2

Chronster, you're the c*ck of the walk, baby. I can't believe you're not a featured user.

5

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lolz indeed...we dont like your kind!

I always wondered what Opie was throwing rocks at...

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You rock, chronster!

Much better with the second shack in there.

lol funne ytmnd...now make one that doesn't SUCK.

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Yeah, like a stolen picture of a bull goring a man's leg set to the Super Smash Bros. Melee All-Star Intro Theme.

+1

no, actually, the music was from Super Mario Metroid 16 for the Sega 64.

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mariostar, you'll never ever make a YTMND that doesn't suck. GTFO F*GGOT

+1

better than your lame-attempted fart sites, f*ggot.

-1

didn't watch

oh my gerd

Andy Griffith was one of the best shows ever.

1st sheck needs to be more recessed

Yes

*whistles*

You see kids? When you throw rocks at porch monkeys you become a bald ugly ginger. Just like Ronny Howard.

Goddamn n*gg*rs.

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I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this.

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fail

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Why don't you eat rocks, because we don't like Popeye's Chicken Wings!

Dude, you are a cool guy

LOL! That's the shack that Steve Martin's character, Navin Johnson, grew up with his black family in 'The Jerk'. One of the best comedy movies he ever made, and one of my personal favorites. Chronster, you deserve a five. Great ytmnd.

i didn't need andy to tell me that this sort of thing is OK

ahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahhahahahaa holy sh*t

holy..sh*t

AHAHAHAHA! Knew it was Chronstalk even before looking, "lil' Opie Cunnin'ham" figured that out his own damn self.

amazing

TV G.

Should be "Teaches Self-Defense." If he knew what kind of destructive force Blacks and various other non-Whites would be in America he would have butchered them all.

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You should of colored their skin black

+2

i can't believe that ginger Ron Howard had a career

Lol, so awesome. Subtlety is key - I missed it the first loop around. Nice.

You should be doing this for a living. If people paid for this kind of thing, that is.

I lol'd

Yet another perversion of wholesomeness, good work.

+1

hahah... gotta hit em all until they stop growing back

I didn't think it was funny

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OMG! XD that's too freaking awesome!! 5'd

My dad is black and I find this site funny. I hope Opie taught those nigras a lesson.

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funny, nice job

brilliant

this is good

It's pretty nice out here Je-- *thwak*

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*ROFFLE* Another Chronster Klassik

Lol. Well done.

That's pretty funny.

subtle and well played

Now that stupid whistling song is stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, *ssh*le.

I didnt know black people lived in mayberry... drive em outta town!

Needs more Steve Martin

Nice.

fail

Your highest rated site isn't even yours.

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Congratulations.....you suck

F*ck all of you white pieces of sh*t. Fail.

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I loled @ This, it just had to be done

+1

funny.

I just think it's totally funny how at the beginning, he throws the rock and Andy's just like, "Come here." And they go walking off as if nothing ever happened. Then the little bastard does it again! lol. Good old fashion Southern racism.