mad gross

+11

What did it taste like?

+12

VAT DE FAK?

+8

For the record, this is the first site ever to have mandoline in the keywords.

+11

ILL BUY IT FOR 9001 US DOLLARS

No, seriously, Max, you've got my sympathy. But seriously, you should go on the Colbert Report or something.

+4

i did this same thing yesterday except with an exacto knife making a stencil, it was the top of my finger though, and i didn't sell it on ebay, i threw it away

been there, done that. i feel your pain.

where's the crazy glue?

+4

this site will be killed™

-4

5'd for Max.

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I'll buy your finger for $1,000,000 if you make DarthWang featured

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-1

Hey Max! Whats up buddy?

+3

Also, This is why I use razor gator.

+35

Seriously... I will pay $1,000,000 for the finger and sponsor this for $1,000,000, all I want is for DARTHWANG TO BECOME A [FORGETTING] FEATURED USER!

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Why are you using a mandoline? Get a good knife for f*cks sake.

+2

This is exactly why no one should be allowed to play the mandolin.

+19

Hey, let me know when you get this up on ebay. I've been looking for some new fingerprints for this, uh, thing I've gotta do.

+9

WHY ARE YOU MINUSING MY COMMENTS ABOUT DARTHWANG BEING FEATURED? HE'S CREATED OVER 1100, MAYBE 1200 SITES, NEVER USED A SINGLE ALT *COUGH FOUREST COUGH* AND WOULD MAKE THE FRONTPAGE FUNNY.

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whoa...rock on Captain.

+1

see my last comment in that chain was downvoted probably by a fourest alt

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Sup max, lern 2 knives plz, thx.

I'll take it for $200! but im only gonna have sex with it

+4

That is the worst circumcision I've ever seen.

+34

I don't want to be a pinkf*g

+4

^Reverse psychology^

+4

No, it's the truth

-1

Riiiiight ;-)

Never pet snakes on a plane.

+2

YOUR NAIL IS DEAD , LANDO IS NOT !!!!!!

+7

hockey music

+1

mad hot

Can we see a picture of whats left of the finger please?

+3

Hey, max! That's the finger I licked when you were in Chicago! Remember that? Way to not come to our party.

+1

ouch.

+1

vat de fak?

-1

rawr.

-1

roit jeledv.

+1

you probably didnt need that finger anyway

+1

*obligatory mod-system-taking-too-long-even-before-max-could-only-count-to-9 comment*

+3

SH*T SUX MAX

-1

link the auction when you post it

+2

And to think 100 years ago they wouldn't imagine us selling our smallest pieces of ourselves online for suprisingly good amount (I have faith that people will buy your finger nail max)

Id buy it. And then make several ytmnds using it.

+1

LOLOLOLOL FINGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

max bleeds not for he is god

+2

lol i downvoted max' s site because i'm not a pussy.

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Even if you were, he couldn't finger you anymore LOLOL

+44

but you are a worthless f*ggot

+5

^Go back to having sex with N*gg*r Phil

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Go back to having sex with your stepdad. Or maybe post some more Murdar ripoffs minus the funny.

+11

^says the guy with Fart Sites.

-2

im so gonna clone a max now.

+3

then the alternate universes will be complete!

+6

Yes! Yes!

+1

0.0 at first I thought that was some kind of slimy sea food, but I looked closer and saw the tru7h!

-1

did the onion at least taste god?

+2

Mmm.... God.

+8

If this fad catches on, I'll 5 every single one of them at warp speed.

+1

http://www.dugged.com/view_video.php?viewkey=194c475687be6106a3b8

by this I mean people cutting off thieir fingers..

+8

XD

This is f*ckin gross.

+2

I can't believe it's not a FINGER!!!!!!!

Max plays the mandolin?

+2

OH NO!!! THATS THE FINGER YOU USE TO CLICK YOUR MOUSE WITH!!! YTMND IS DONE!!!!

good beatnuts track. sorry bout the digit dude

I want to make some joke about jewish guys getting the tip of their prick chopped off and tie it into the finger tip site here but I'm too sleepy to think of anything good

+9

And then you snip . . . the tip!

Looks tasty.. I'll trade you my fruit c*cktail for it

+4

also c*cktails.

+4

With clubsauce.

+3

ewwwwwwwwwww

+1

But wait a second.. where's the gratuitous amounts of blood and gore associated with slicing off one's own fingertip?

The mandoline I have is two extremely sharp razor blades in a V shape, it was an extremely clean cut and the tip had no blood on it when it came off. My bathroom looks like a murder scene though.

+11

couldn't you get it reattached???

-1

after drinking a bottle of whiskey and rubbing sawdust in my wounds i had no need to get anything reattached.

+41

^ spoken like a real man.

+3

I hope you feel better Max. Was you using the food holder?

-1

Were you using... I'm illiterate. :-(

+2

I have the video http://tip.ytmnd.com/

+2

hospitals typically don't re-attach severed fingertips anyway, unless it's a considerable chunk or at least has like, a joint or something in it

+1

It will grow back anyway B) just take some steroids

+1

Can't you superglue it back on?

+1

please add bathroom scene.

"The mandoline I have is two extremely sharp razor blades in a V shape" Should have used Razor Gator.

+2

So many comments already!

Awesome Awkwardness!

This site just proves how f*cking crazy Max has grown over the years, maintaining a site where half the people don't appreciate a damn thing he does. 6 months from now, he is gonna disappear off the face of the planet for a week until he is arrested in France for murdering a couple that he believes "Rick Roll'd" him. When they show him being carried away on the news, we will all probably see him shouting for BTape and Syncan for post bail for him. Also, 5.

+13

Hmm, for those that are downvoting my comment, is it because it was a stupid comment to begin with, because I voted 5 or because of both?

Because you acknowledged the comment downvoters, and that makes you seem the tool.

-3

geez. As much as I respect you, I can't give this a high score.

+3

good.

+24

Reminds me of the time I nearly lost a finger when I stuck it into a moving fan when I was about 4 years old.

some people are just smart like that... they get to join the club... first rule is dont talk about finger club... second rule dont talk about finger club... third rule is im alowed to break the first and second rule... i cant remember the rest

You're gonna like the way you look, I guarentee it.

+8

Toothbrush WTF?

Aw . . .

How did you remove your entire fingernail?

-1

That's the fingertip with a little piece of the nail. Extreme closeup FTL

My condolences. I hope you didn't play the piano.

10

9 now.

Typing must be a bitch

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Knives are safer

im commenting on a site by max

-2

so how long after cutting your finger off did it take you before you thought to make a site out of it

-3

Did you put it between your teeth and play with it?

+2

that can't possibly be THE max. ...max is black.

Pfffffffffft. Why don't you try doing something useful around here for once?

-5

I did that once, but with a knife, dicing red bell peppers. I went around for days after with my middle finger with a fat bandage, looking like I was flipping everyone the naughty finger.

Damn, Max. I want that, to have. Hope it heals up nicely, though, that's a lot of finger meat.

*violently pukes*

+1

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

what a depressing site

Hospital...ytmnd...hospital...ytmnd....

+2

Give me advice, I need to remove my toenail. It's ingrowing and painful!

FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, YOU SHALL REMAIN! UNTIL YOU ARE, COMPLETE AGAIN!

+7

I teared up this was so great

+3

max turn your fingernail into a guitar pick

+8

Addicts always make excuses ... it's clear you're a body-mod fetishist.

F*cking disgusting. I hope you're left-handed, Max.

ow

I used to have to clean a Hobart slicer, very very dangerous. Respect slicers.

Don't use it to trim your high heels. Or your finger

or your c*ck

MAX!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY GOD ARE YOU ALRIGHT!!! MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+1

GOOD GOD SOLDIER

+2

He has incurred an injury upholding the lol. Award this brave max a purple star.

who is max? why should i care? are you mad? do you feel blame?

+3

i smell a spin-off site with Max dressing his wound in a grungy motel bathroom like so much action film

+1

+2

+2

I ain't afraid of no ghost comments.

-1

whos max

+5

lol your some emo kid cutting your fingers off lol what a f*g eat sh*t and die

-7

Lol you're asking for it.

-2

it's down the road, not across the finger lowl

-2

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- << chronster said on 2008-02-13 08:02:34 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey I found this really funny picture at 4chan, and I have this music I think people might like a little. Should I post it? Will you 5 it?

+1

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- << gr33nscr33n said on 2008-02-13 18:34:28 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- you forgot the part where I look to see who made it.

+3

orly?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------- << max said on 2007-07-02 12:29:28 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you ever send me a private message again, I will delete your account.

+6

The above transcript of a PM is not to make fun of chronster, btw. He understandably asked me why I was being so kind to f*g2's sites and I went on a tirade about dickcream and minimalism and streamlined sense of purpose and execution and, well, everyone knows that f*g2 is max's alt. Hence 5.

+1

I didn't know max had an alt

i was going to say something about gr33nsc33n, max and alts. instead http://content.ytmnd.com/assets/images/right_corner.gif

+1

Good job guy...

-1

D: ... That just so happens to be my fetish.

i want to be red

I cut off almost all the meat on one of my pinky fingers once. I don't even remember which one, it didn't leave a scar at all.

that is so metal

Link 2 ebay thing when its ready. Also, ouch.

-1

OWNED

Judging by the size of that fingernail, you must have a big finger.

-1

LOL nub

Max, you okay?

I hope you have health insurance.

5 because my vote doesn't matter

+1

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Spoilers..........................................................................................................Max is a JEW!!!!!

+3

who won't feature darthwang

-2

who sucks and is unoriginal

lol

Hey bud, I like your eclectic taste in musics...you should waste a bunch of time making a mix tape for me. I'll send you a cassette.

Incredible.

in informative ytmnd

for not helping me when i needed it you only get a 4 lol aww what the hell i lol'd have a 5

confess max, that's the tip of your peener isn't it

+5

also sorry about your finger.

that's one way to get a circumcision!!!

Mazel Tov! Shall I bring Manischevitz to the Briss?

Ew.

you aren't allowed to sell body parts on ebay it's one of their rules :(

+1

Now your finger and the keyboard are fully compatible.

Do you have to let it linger?

+1

I once smashed my finger on my desk and ripped half my fingernail off while making a site.

I broke my finger throwing my cellphone. I also lost my entire fingernail after closing my middle finger in the hinge side of a heavy door. Getting punched in the balls hurts much worse.

You broke your finger throwing your cell phone!?!?! How the F*CK did you do that?

cocaine is a helluva drug

jesus fkkn christ... i have nothing else to say...

ew.....so, is that just the finger nail then eh?

-1

Yum!

Gross.

are you sure it wasnt ninjas?

+1

that stupid ad just said OMG, NOWAI!!

I WANT BIZARRO MAX CLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Didn't know software development was so hardcore.

+2

Damn. O_O You can't get it re-attached or anything?

so your finger is now jewish?

+3

The perfect addition to any salad!

+2

This is why you shouldn't smoke crack and try to cut your fingernails.

+1

at least you weren't cutting those onions with your dick.

+1

Holy sh*t.

4'd for an interesting story

Cool publicity stunt.

What the heck is this?

3 because I like the music. :o)

Max, you never look at my sites, but I THINK you might like this one--- http://theytookmythumb.ytmnd.com/

+2

I'm holding out for the fleshlight/piano wire incident in 2009

+4

=( emo

-2

well, it`s unfunny, he will send his finger in eBay. why not any something cool stuff?

-1

MAH BOI! WHEN WILL THIS BE ON eBAY?

+1

OW

Pillowy mounds of sliced phalanges.

YUMMY

Gross, but to be fair it took me a while to realize what part of a finger I was looking at.

+1

On the bright side, it should grow back in a few weeks. I did something like this to the tip of my left hand middle finger while cutting cord with a pocket knife. Oddly enough, it was my righthand thumb fingernail which gouged out a plug from the other finger tip. It bled for a long time, but it healed rather nicely. End of story. :-)

+1

I don't even know what to give this....meh when in doubt give a 4.

I once personally witnessed a guy get his finger sliced off by a table saw in high school wood working from the tip of the finger down to the first joint. It didn't bleed at all to begin with because the heat of the blade cauterized the wound, but just as soon as he hit the floor screaming, there was blood everywhere. There wasn't enough to re-attach, because the saw kerf took about 0.25", so he just had to deal with not having a fingertip. So remember what Trip Fisk always says: Don't f*cking touch swords.

+1

I watched my litle brother cut his pinky finger off in a tragic pumpkin carving accident. No moral to this story, but I did offer him a replacement made of silly putty.He kicked me in the nuts.

I will donate 100 dollars to a site of your choosing if that eBay auction sells over 500 bucks.

Ow, dude,ow.

if someone buy it make sure they don't clone you

I will purchase this and use the prints to commit heinous crimes

+1

Killing hobos?

NSFW

+1

are the other 9 tips goin up on ebay at some point? i'm only interested if theres a potential rare collection at stake

+1

OW.

I'm shocked, I'm horrified, and I can't look away :|

You are one glorious bastard.

Holy crap, a meteor!

This might be your best YTMND.

that gave me a boner

That's right, I'll make a million Max clones, and then send them all TO YOUR HOUSE WHERE YOU WILL BE INFESTED WITH PEOPLE WITH BAD IDEAS THAT RELATE TO THE INTERNET! MUAHAHAHAHA!

This is a dangerous utensil and food preparers may choose to wear a metal glove on the pushing hand.

F*ckin' gross! I don't wanna see that sh*t!

I did the same thing cutting a quesadilla while watching the world cup when I was in college working at hooters. It sucked. Then it was like "PUT IT UNDER WATER!"- "OMFG". I'm pretty sure it was in that quesadilla, too.

oh, and five for clumsy dorks using knives

OMFG

*flinch* Didn't need to see this....

-1

Holy sh*7.... Ow! That makes me cringe just thinking about it.

wow dude, get well soon dude. I feel for ya

"Did you see what God did to me man?" "That wasn't God, it was you...you're a f*cking narcotics agent" Also keywords FTW.

So how long until you put it on ebay and teknorat buys it?

I broke YTMND

Ouch

What the hell happened?

SUNNOFABITCH THAT MUST'VE HURT! F*********CK!

Well done max, well done. You're super.

The Midevil method of Finger Printing.

holy sh*t...... can we get an object next to that for some perspective?

What made you cry moar, the onion or the sliced finger?

+1

OH God, That's gross!

eek

PLEASE MAKE JOHNNYLURG FEATURED, MAX! I've been on this website since June 2, 2005!

-3

lol did u still eat the onions

+1

what the f*ck. seriously. Look at all these f*gs 5ing this site because Max made it. IT SUCKS. 1 star'd