Heh. This one is the hardest to stomach. But I'm still hungry

Your finger is gross. Did you run sand paper over that before taking the picture?

Are there pen marks on that finger?

actually that's a single piece of dust, a little blue hair from my shorts or something that floated onto my finger. the cut isn't even bad at all, just use that tiny *ss piece of dust as an example point, the entirety of the cut is as big as it

Did you injure your finger intentionally to be 'cool' like Max?

no, I got a little "carried away" with the fingernail clipper trying to trim an annoying ingrown piece of sh*t edge and hangnail

I do that too, but I use my teeth.

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i saw that piece of dust on a tv and/or nintendo system therefore it is funny

funy fingars farrt frekwently

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voat freakwency

Hilarious Finger Ouch Jokez™

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Funny jokes telling, funny jokes LAUGHING

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This is funni to the max™

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thanks for being you murdarmachene

log in 5'd and fav'd

Here Comes The Fart™

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Man, everyone should have a fad made on thier finger getting hurt because that's cool... man.

As long as you live in our town, I have hope for humanity F*GGAAAAAAAAAAAATTT

I bite my nails excessively....they're short as sh*t now

This wins the fad games of funny toe joke

humerous full of humor

and "doo doo"

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fav for these bassfarts a new baloney sensation i've never felt before

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"murder" "machine"

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lol come back man this site needs you

a machine???? made out of murdar???

:(

touching

piulowing

HERE IT COMES.

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I love how this is rated higher than max's site.

that is the worst f*cking finger

jkman my left thumbs also f*cked up like that with the where the nail meets the skin gets epic owned I dont know what the f*ck happened