voat hillary

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BLACK PRESIDENT! OR WOMAN? LOL EUA

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"i think america is ready for a change in hope, hope to change, and to be ready to change our change of hope into a hope for change we need to hope that hope changes our change for hope, i hope" *Obama 2008*

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HE CAN TALK! HE CAN TALK! HE CAN TALK! HE CAN TALK!

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Homeless people hope for change

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I'm voting Carmine in 2thousandEIGHT

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dew

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wut happened to nadar? lolol

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God help us if a sneaky black muslim or a c*nty communist woman become president.

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What about a seaky black muslim c*nty communist woman? BTW, Condolezza Rice doesn't count.

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Sneaky black muslims and c*nty communist women are bad news ... I shouldn't have to to tell you this you stupid child toucher.

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I go to YTMND for the insightful political commentary.

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I'm replying to the first comment because I'm a loser.

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http://tomhankswanks.ytmnd.com/ voat 5

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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a small tiny penis. I love to get my *ssh*le filled by my mexican daddy's giant c*ck every day because my name is drew pickles and I love to suck on long hard penis because I cant resist

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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

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damn you rm

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PAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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a "very applicable to our modern times" dew. Also, obama bang heads with me.

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Can you keep them in the dark for life

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Barack Hussein Obama

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f*ck obama

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WE DONE COMPLAINING, LET OBAMA COME. WE WILL GRIND HIS BONES TO DUST

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F*ck that, Obama is going to be the best president we ever had one way or another. He'll either be the most entertaining or the big hunky chunky assaholic who actually knows what he is doing.

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OBAMA WILL BECOME LIKE GOD AS PRESIDENT AND PEOPLE WILL FIGHT HARD TO SUPPORT HIM. BY 2010 HE WILL BE IN HOLY GARMENTS, PROTECTED BY A DIVINE SANCTITY.

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2'd until I read description

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Why vote lesser of 2 evils? VOTE RON PAUL!

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By submitting this site, I'm not suggesting that people vote for Obama. Hell, I'm not even registered to vote. I don't have any strong opinions on any of the candidates.

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OMBAMA!!!

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Or Khan Paul

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ron paul doesn't believe in evolution. that kinda f*cked it up for him. anyway whatev, this site is funny.

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oh f*ck yourself Ralynxi. i'm not a Ron Paul supporter but if you could make a dew of him this good i'd five and fav that too.

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Hai guyz mah name is Ron pole n' I haev 16 delagates to teh nashenal convension el o el.

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I spoke to some Ron Paul supporters on campus a few weeks ago. Between dropping hints that 9-11 was an inside job and that Clinton is a lesbian, they argued for privatizing EVERYTHING and (my personal favorite) that slavery shouldn't have been outlawed, that we should have let market forces determine whether or not that peculiar institution endured. Now I'm nursing an ulcer. F*ck Paulbots.

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Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich? Hmm.

I'm disappointed with all the candidates for varying reasons, but what Sitsu said.

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Carmine.

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8

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i always like me a nice dew

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Scary Picture

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:O description

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change? change? CHANGE!?

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SPARE CHANGE?

Whoa a dew right under my own nose!

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best obama site, also erik ellington thrill of it all ftw.

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+.................JK - as usual LOL

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oh come on. you know it's true.

Great dew - hilarious description.

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clever

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Its best when you open several windows of this site at once

Change. Vague word isn't it.

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You appear to missing a comma. Your sentence literally means that a vague word is not change.

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And a question mark.

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and club sauce

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and F*GGOT

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nods

Give me your really bad name to be trying to be president.

Give me your to be.

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Obama FTW! Dew army FTW!

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wtf

DEW ARMY LIVES!

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Strangely enough, I don't remember making this comment at all.

Obama + Dew Army = the five

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Dewd!

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What we need, is change. You see... corporations... they... we need change. Health Care is important, so I think we should... well corporations... thank your for your time.

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All the candidates are terrible.

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you probably have a political philosophy normal, well-adjusted people no longer care about anyways

word, son

Word to what, gottmituns? You were just calling Obama "a seaky black muslim" and Clinton a "c*nty communist woman." That's neither normal nor well-adjusted.

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Maybe if you'd understand the ramifications of electing one of the nutjob democrats instead of jumping on the "Let's destroy America" bandwagon, you'd understand where I was coming from. LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Have a nice day!

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i rest my case

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This site FTW

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Best dew in a long while. kudos

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DEW ARMY FOREVER!!!

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obama obama obama obama obama obama obama obama obama

also blocks

its spelled c*cks

DEWWWWWWW!

deeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

5 for the description

obama ftw...this ytmnd ftl

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you downvote like its a job

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best dew iv seen in a while

Nice

OBAMA!

+56 for "description"!!!!!!!! so horribly racist, yet brilliantly funny

HAHAHAHA! YES! F*CKING WIN!

not many do the dew anymore.

%

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This site convinced me to vote for Obama.

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Instant five for the Dew Army, still the king of all fads.

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It doesn't even have a first name, it just says OOOOBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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The giants are number one is the future. Is your future. Rock on, Chicago.

I seriously cannot stop laughing at this.

Hahahah! You are becoming my new favorite user

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I can't stop masturbating after seeing this. Titties are awesome.

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wat?

5 for great song even tho you probally only know because of gh2

Wrong. I'm a Misfits fan and I had the unfortunate experience of watching Glenn Danzig start Danzig in the 1990's. I think I first seen the video on Beavis and Butthead.

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Was Danzig in Genital Hospital2?

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I wish I had been around by the time Danzig had started. I'm also a huge misfits fan and Danzig fan, although I am only 16.

I masturbate to Glen Danzig.

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How the hell did this become a political debate? You don't see people arguing about whether water drops on plants suck or rock on "DEW!!!!!!!!".

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This is where we get into silly season in YTMNDs.

:o

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f*ck obama

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Barry

I ROFL'D, and a relevant observation, Obama is to politics as Danzig is to Metal, A F*CKING JOKE. =)

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Muslim-raised Indonesian-speaking pot-smoking Hawaii party beach bum neegra with a hot freakin dark chocolate wife and ears that stick out at a 65 degree angle - he has five of my voats.

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kill yourself

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MOST VIEWED LIST IS ON FIRE TONIGHT!

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Rofl

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wow...how did you stumble onto this? Just happen to have Danzig in your ipod?

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No. I heard the song on the "90's at Noon" show on my local radio station. I thought, "Wow. That's way too easy..."

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Description FTW

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the description really makes this

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YES WE WILL

osama/hussein 2008. a better amerika.

DO YOU WANNA BLOW COKE WITH ME? DO YOU WANNA FEEL EVERYTHAAAANG? OOOOOBAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!! FAV'D

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DEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Dewwww!

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HE IS SO FRIGHTENING, AND HE DOES NOT WEAR A SHIRT. You make our house bleed right NOW!

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Cmon man. I am already sick to death of seeing this guys face. He is f*cking plastered on every magazine every news channel pumped into my ears on every radio station. I think I will kill myself if this level of saturation remains through his presidency. That or become Amish. I loathe this guy and would vote Fred Flinstone before him soley on that fact.

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OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

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No you wont. Obama will lose to McCain.

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LOLBAMA

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Holy sh*t!

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lawlz

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Win for simplicity + perfection.

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Description seals the 5

Holy Sh*t, Danzig!!!!!!! this is awesome...cant believe i just now saw this..5andfav

Bama. Tell your children not to walk my way.

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1 cuz i hate him plus one for critcizing him. upvote my sites and ill 5d it. over n out!

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Sponsored for change

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at 67 cents, more like sponsored with change. HIYO!

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3p1c sponsorship maneuver.

I wish I could 5 this again.

lol i didn't take paypal feels in consideration, that 3.78 should've been a 4.20

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Why is there a nignog on my screen? o wait...

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This is awesome. P.S. does anyone know how quickly we can all get our welfare checks?

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a well timed Dew!

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Created on: 2008-02-21 19:29:45

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Love these ones...must have missed it earlier

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LOL I GET IT

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wow, he doesnt look as good close up.

I THINK WE SHOULD DEDICATE A SITE TO OBAMA'S MOLE. (you know, the one to the left of his nose) NEW FAD: OBAMOLE!

so, does this mean that michelle obama is proud to be an american for the *2nd* time in her life?

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I take it you're one of those who would have preferred to see the drug-abusing Stepford wife Cindy McCain as First Lady, who has "always loved her country," as if it's difficult to when you're born into privilege like she was. Eat a dick.

1

5 For Danzig, one of the most underrated bands ever.

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Jesus Christ, he is ugly.

This is the best Obama site on YTMND

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change?

why did i 4 this

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Goooood

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Tell your children

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Obama and Dew Army is a dynamic duo of failure

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Barack stick knight the people like Obama

Not a flattering picture if you ask me.

how have i not seen this before now

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Dear got that's full of so much win it actually hurts. Also, dew.

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6 minus 1 for n*gg*r

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SO IF YOU WANNA FIND HEL WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [for all the fundies losing their minds)]

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5 for you.

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OBAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Ohhhh.... Father?

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Obama is staring into your soul.

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I saw this site back when it first came out and only now noticed "It's about time a black guy offered ME change". Nice.

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first 5-worthy ytmnd in weeks.

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hahaha

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how did this not happen sooner...

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That's made of pure win

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i rly do feel obama is the new word for drunk white people to shout out

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Great :)

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holy shti

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5'd for description