Look out American Idol

+51

what a coincidence.....my penis is nicknamed 1/2 bloodsport

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

+5

loved this

say hello to my daugter lol

RAWR!

nice

also, Van Damme sort of looks like Jamie Hooper :/

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this site will be killed™

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http://tomhankswanks.ytmnd.com/

120 favorites and growing...

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dude. im waiting for the guitar hero version.

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you're dead, YOU'RE DEEEAAADDDD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

+4

Pick a brick, Mr.Linh .

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHW

+1

BREAK THE BANNANA TREE

+1

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

+1

Bolo Yeung had this touching ability to ripple his pecs that was as hypnotizing as it was unsettling. But more impressively, he was only two months away from his 50th birthday during filming. He looked like a freakin´ teenager, meanwhile Jean-Claude Van Damme isn´t even 50 now, and he looks like the gear shift knob on a Plymouth Duster.

+6

ALERT THE INTERNETS: GIFTUBE stole and watermarked 3 inches gif: http://www.giftube.com/gif/Van-4920

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+2

lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

+2

great job with the drums

+17

Yeah, the site was a 2 and I closed it just as the drums came into play. I went back and it shot up to a five fav.

+3

Asians really, really shouldn't be that muscular.

+2

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGH-Mazing. F*cking loved it.

your dick is 3 inches owned

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AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH

+5

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

+3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

+1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

OK USA!

+10

I think I love you.

Im sure I love you

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I think I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

+11

Im sure I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH

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epic

I could watch 3 hours of this bloodsport.

+10

step into the pit

2 men enter...1 man AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH's

+23

...stop

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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHTERRRR

+4

Good lyrics make your nose bleed.

+18

I wanna see Doctor Rockso challenge him to a nose bleed duel!

-2

It also makes you have 7 kids... http://theyaremarriedandhave7kids.ytmnd.com/

did you guys ever play bolo -- it was pretty fun. you were like a tank and you drove around and blew up other tanks and pillboxes that you could rebuild to shoot at enemy tanks. that was a fun game. nowadays games are all graphics and no substance. like kingdom hearts 2. remember scarab of ra? yeah......

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i remember super mario brothers. it was ... it was a good game.

+7

did you guys ever play pong -- it was pretty fun. you were like a paddle and you hit a ball and got points. that was a fun game. nowadays games are all graphics and no substance. like halo 3. remember spacewar? yeah......

+1

guy-who-touches-his-elbows from "Kickboxer" should be shredding on guitar

+7

power up to MAXIMUM LEVELS!!!!!!

+1

Van Damme, that was good.

+7

This amuses me greatly.

+2

im totally lol

+3

a fav

sadly this was the last preformance of van damme's band due to van damme's crippling addiction to counterstrike

+30

Did you, too, watch bloodsport on Wednesday night?

+3

More like ~6 inches worth of blood being drained from my mind.

-2

sh*t, you got me

I would five this.

-1

Look at how pumped the drummer has got by playing in that band!

+1

that and the asian moo-shu 'roids

also blocks

This is god.

+1

Great Looping btw

+5

good on ya

FLAWLESS VICTORY

+3

I can't say no to Chinese Gary Shandling on the drums

+6

The loop is sync'd very well, and it's pretty entertaining. Good job :)

+1

5 and fav'd for 3iob, they cancelled their winter tour at niagara falls :(

+1

I think the loop was f*ckin hilarious, actually.

+2

Facemelter on steroids.

+7

Heh heh...whether people think my above comment is funny and appropriate or snarky and mean depends totally upon how many stars are next to it. Correct answer: all of the above. +2 more now that I'm at work, having braved 3 inches of snow and a stalled B train and am in a better mood because I get to leave early to make a snowman at Coney Island.

+9

immolation

+6

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Write something next time ROY4L.. Loathe you.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

+4

I lal'd

+1

There will be 3 inches

+1

Winarounie!

+1

Bolo!

+1

OV-ER-AT-ED, CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP~~~

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YOU'RE-A-FA-GGOT, etc.

+2

This coming from a guy who's average star rating is 1.5 and has one with Stephanie in the title.. F*ck yourself.. Tna fan?

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lol this coming from the guy who obviously didn't view my sites. Of course an insult means a lot coming from the guy with an average site rating thats a whole 1 star higher than mine...

It's true... Conine has no dick.

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the best Van God Damme movie evar!!!!!111

+2

Best use of Karate Kid 2 ever!

+9

FAV

+1

3 inches of blood coming from that guys nose.

+2

awesome 5

+1

the real frank dux is a piece of sh*t, but this ymndt is destined for greatness

+3

you should add a strobe effect

+1

Needs more Ogre.

+3

Yes. Add Ogre playing the keytar for 5

-1

Donald Gibb, for great justice.

+1

Made of Instant Win.

+1

ROFL!!

+1

maybe he got a bloody nose from being in the mosh pit

+1

things involving bolo yeung are presumptively hilarious

+1

IN THE GREAT FEASTING HALLLLL DIEEE IN BATTLEEEEEE

+1

KUMETAI! KUMETAI! KUMETAI!

+2

Instant Epic-ness. Love it

+1

I just realized that I was watching this for 5 minutes. wow

this is amazing

+1

OH MY GOD. f*ck my site, this one deserves the top spot.

+3

+2

If god was a YTMND, this would be him.

+3

And fearcondom woos me once again.

+3

Amazing! Simply amazing.

that was exactly three inches worth of the movie.

+1

made me lolirl

The Van Damme part would garnish a 3, but the drumming asian guy is a solid 5

+1

i LOL irl soooo hard every time i watch this. thank you <3

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

Flawless

roar

Wow. Just WOW. Like it was made for this

+1

logged on to 5.

Dammit, it'd be easier to mock you if you weren't so intermittently awesome.

+1

dowvoat my comment

+19

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGH

+1

Jean Claude took my comment

-1

TIITSS OMG TITSSS OMG TITS OMGG TIITTSS ( . )( . ) ZOMG TITS OMG LOL TITS ( . )( . ) ROFL

+2

rock on

winner

omfg hilarious

5 for the mariostar hate lol

My head just exploded from the awesomeness contained in this site.

+1

Great site. I often wonder what Van Damme is doing at any given moment, like right now. Many things come to mind, all of which could probably be turned into equally funny sites by fearcondom.

it made me smile

-1

i actually have this faint feeling of YTMND being resurrected... thanks again for a great site fearcondom

OMG!! YOU WIN TEH INTERNETZ!!! ROFL COPTER!

+1

Finally, a funny YTMND! It has been months!

ho-lee-sh*t! what the f*ck was that? WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?

I saw this band at ozzfest. and I got autographs from them. good times.

OK USA!

He has mad drumming skillz!

DRUM NO HIT BACK

+3

Brilliant! Pure brilliance.

TUUOOOO

Raining Bloodsport

+4

And here I was expecting a stupid penis joke.

+1

OK USA!

one of my fav ytmnds ever

I orgasmed and I don't know why.

+1

God. Damnit. That was good.

+1

Nicely Played...

Dammit why is this so funny?

OMFG, THIS IS SO AWESOME

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Lols.

Drum SOLO, Han's younger brother

+2

Bolo Solo

+4

yuk and lol

thank you

i like it.

Bolo Yeung on drums. Awesome.

+1

lawl

Strangely hypnotic.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooolll

+1

perfect

Say it... Say it... SAYYYYYYYYYYYYITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!... Epicness.

FIVVITY FAV'D!!!!!!

FAV'DDDDDDDD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

+1

wow... just wow

3 Inches of Blood owns.

+1

hahah i laughed.

Wow, old fad + PURE AWESOME.

LOLZ!!!

this is great

flawless loop, flawless sync, flawless victory

+1

YOU ARE NEXXXXXXXXXXXX!

Holy crap this is awesome...

-1

5'd and fav'd as they're my favourite band. "Roaring fires, strumming lyres!"

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-1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Remove the blood from his nose. Still 5 star though.

-2

That would defeat 25% of the YTMND's funniness.

nice to see those two have worked out their differences

+1

KUMETAI FROM HELL

-1

everytime i see this movie on tv its always at that part, nicccce movvvves

-1

f*cking ridiculous!

-1

HE TURNS AWAY FROM THE MIC TO BREATHE IN.

+8

A-Freakin' plus!

-1

God Dommit Fronk...QUIT MAKIN ME LUL SO HARD! ;p Nice jorb...once again!

-1

5'd!

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGH

+1

Who watches movies and comes up with these ideas?

-2

every once and a while, i'll see something in a movie or tv show and think to myself "you know, that would make a funny ytmnd..." however, i lack the skill and knowledge of how to make good ones, so i don't.

-1

I love it!!!!

-1

Why I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHta!

make that 326. and 2 inches of blood f*cking sucks bawlrs.

-2

Great sync, congrats.

-1

One of the best movies EVAR.

You WIN, American *ssh*le!

-1

5 for 3 Inches of Blood.

"I ain't your pal, dickface. "

-1

-1

You're the best...around. Nothing's ever gonna keep you down.

+1

great job with the asian guy, lol

+2

i liked this so much i did one of my own, highlarious

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

F*cking win.

W*nning f*ck.

The band broke up shortly after Frank Dux made Chong Li say matay...or however you spell it.

Kumite.

Didn't want to 5 this. Had to

Excellent, this site made me discover ytmnd. So Funny.

Member Since: 2007-03-18

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If this ends up being the top rated site of all time I have qualms with that.

Actually Larry King/Lebowski and kkkramer are funnier but whatever here is another 5 for you

that was bloody awesome

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-1

foly huckballs! this ruled!

well done funny

OMG this is EPIC!!!!!!!!!

1

-8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUHG.

Keep the JCVD flame burning!

sex

+1

This is exceptional.

this is probably the best site in existence ever

I think the question that remains is whether or not this will get to 100,000 views before YTMND shuts down.

Awesome stuff. Congratulations on over 100,000 views.

love 3 inches of blood

win overload

The best ytmnd.

So this is where that image came from...

Epic nose-bleed!

powerful stuff

+

Great Job!

GOD. LIKE.

I loled

This is f*cking great!

still the best site ever made

This is the funniest YTMND I have ever seen. I came so close to pissing myself laughing...

i remember this gem

love it

It's pronounced thermometer

i just found a new god damn ringtone, now i will purposely not answer my phone to annoy f*ggots .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

per jimmy eat world: "sweetness"

i still lol irl every time i watch this.

lol holy f*ck

another rip off all you did was synch

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+12