This answers so many questions. Well, two questions.

+5

Three questions.

+3

Beetlejuice: THREE TIMES

+4

Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice.

+4

THERE. ARE. FOUR. QUESTIONS!

+13

30 seconds

+1

eye see what you did there

+14

another fantastic edition to your portfolio. one of the last great YTMND users

+1

........Oo?........

+1

i thought that eye was normal and the other one was just lazy....show how much i know

+3

three questions: asl?

+3

I hear Shannon Doherty's eye is off center because it's trying to escape!

-1

What. The. F*ck.

this reminds me of a reaallly bad trip

What's up with this sudden spree of actually good YTMNDs? I dig this.

+2

Thanks for the nightmares.

my eyes do that from time to time

+5

Lets Do The Time Warp AGAINN!!!!!

+1

it's just a jump to the left

+4

And then a step to the right

+4

I wish my eyes did that for me back when I used to have to shine my shoes. BLAH! Last time I saw Kiwi wax, I was still in the Coast Guard. Not the funnest memories, but definitely a super sweet site.

+1

http://www.nicevotespreadbro.ytmnd.com

-2

Ha! What have I become when I first thought this involved fourest somehow. But other then that, I thought shoe polish was tottally random but hilarious. Well done nutnics!

+3

YOUR STILL WELCOME!

Come on, let me hear you say it, just once.

black.

eye see

+7

busy eye

+4

also blocks

+3

Eye that also knows how to polish. Nice.

+2

+2

+2

I'm a fan.

+2

1

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You are 26 years old and you deliver pizza for a living.

+23

hey man, he's certified to used the stay hot aluminum pizza flap.

+17

WH04, I 57013 7H47 GUY'5 P1ZZ4!

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I'm so mad I'm going to write a long comment to show why he's wrong for doing so, surely a sound argument will change his mind. Duty calls.

+3

Why are you downvoting anything remotely popular?

+2

Not loud enough. Suck level not high enough.

+2

Because it wasn't funny

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wtf?!

+2

I read somewhere that his eye is controlled by Xenu or some sh*t like that.

+6

insert awkward slow clap, while waiting to see if other people like it

+3

lol at 4.66 rating

+2

Are you f*cking kidding me?! This rules.

+2

well done

+3

Does that eye polish shoes on the subway platform as well?

+2

Finding Forest Whitaker

+4

don't let the sun go down on meeee

+1

LMAO mariostar's comeback is "you're talking to a guy who works for nintendo." .... like, whoooooooo im scared. when you put it that way I guess im sorry. i didn't realize who the hell you were.

why the f*ck did that post up here?^

great grey wall of replies

huuuuuuuuuuuge failure

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^- direct quote from mariostar's parents, his teachers, and the doctor that brought him into this world.

+31

you're talking to a guy who works for Nintendo.

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Nintendo sucks. What have they ever made? a midget Italian plumber and a clearly homosexual elf boy who has to save his "girlfriend" every five seconds. HMMM lets wiggle our wii sticks. Its just like masturbation for pre-pube kids and people with erectile dysfunction. BORING and POINTLESS! now go back to work.

+2

mario u give 1s to everything it seems like. do u have a sense of humor?

+13

do you?

+7

i'm not a downvoter...so no, i don't give 1's to everything.

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and I work for Nintendo Power, so technally, I do work on the games, MKII f*ggot. ;)

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that's not working on the games, that's reviewing them, dumbass.

+7

he has no sense of humor

+6

I bet if Darthwang 5'd this you would too

+8

Sitting in your parent's house playing Nintendo doesn't count as "working" for Nintendo.

+9

mariostar works for nintendo...lol NOW i understand why all their games are COMPLETE SH*T, cuz if Nintendo listens to what you say is "good content" then they'd come up with sh*tty garbage that's just as bad as every ytmnd that you five. Go shove your Han Solo action figure up your ass, even though all the paint is worn off his face from you anal squeezing.

+3

the reviews and test playing IS working for the games, because you have to search for bugs and glitches. At least I get exercise unlike you other fat n*gg*r f*gs.

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http://bubbletapee.ytmnd.com/ lol "I work for nintendo!"

-3

Exercise? How much can you honestly bench?

omgbomb, that's not my voice. i'll even proof it on my next YTMND.

-7

also, max forced me to delete it because he got a message from BF*g saying that he had enough. :)

-6

The test plays are the beta versions of the game that you are supposed to review. You don't report on the bugs, that's why the game companies hire their own testers.

+1

A man who works for nintendo never truely grew up. Video games dont put out mariostar. Be a man Get some pussy These pretzles making me vote 5

+1

I still wanna know how much he can bench

+1

you don't know what's like in a gaming studio, so shut the f*ck up and suck some more of these f*ggot's dicks.

-5

he's still avoiding the question of how much he can bench. i'm gonna go ahead and say about 145 lol

oh, and I bench 205. ;)

-5

205 ounces.

+2

what a pissing contest that NO ONE can prove sh*t over... mario, stfu... everyone else, we're just egging him on, happens with children all the time.

-1

i'm 18, not a child.

-5

rock on then... join the military, and in just 3 years you would have college money and the ability to buy beer with out assistance

+2

Reject, you're a huuuuuuuuuuge failure.

It's a fresh pack.

+2

This ytmnd is so well made. Seriously, good job.

+2

Andy made an awesome site so here comes nutnics lol

+3

you are seriously f*cked up

+2

i lulled

+2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OCHOBOBO!!!!!

+3

now this is ytmnd.

+2

blindness in one eye is not funny!

+3

I always knew he was white underneath... or is it just to even out the vitiligo?

+1

WHAT THE F*CK!??!?!??!?!

+3

I wasn't paying attention and I thought it said Fourest Whitaker.

+2

Socket to me!

+8

Jeeze, and I thought his left eye was the f*cked up one.

+2

Global Coon

+2

tiny paint roller.

+2

excellent.

+2

that is racist?

+2

Also, he looks like a young Uncle Ruckus in that picture.

+3

+2

Wow. I'll be sure to keep my EYE OUT for this user. Get it?

+3

That eye has baby arms.

+2

holy sh*t this is some high level ytmnding

+2

10 -- 5 for forest whitakers f*ckin evil eye and 5 for GLOBAL GOON

+2

dude, what the f*ck - i don't get it but thats a 5

+3

Just finished watching this film an hour ago. Right on cue, Nutnics. Right on cue...

+2

Very Gilliam-esque by the way. Good work!

+2

ay yi yi

+2

that was f*cking eye popping (wow i'm lame)

+4

wtf??? LOL

5'd for the music selection alone

+1

5'd for the music alone

i spy with my little eye....hey HEY! GET BACK HERE!

+2

Shouldn't his eye be feeding him chicken?

+7

I think he saw you say that

+12

Jack Elam ONLY WISHES his eye was that cRAzY........................

+2

SWEET JEBUS.

+2

Nutnics is the King of awesome YTMNDs. Another masterpiece in its simplicity and humor.

+1

Kiwis gots fur.

+2

this is just f*ckin crazy, nice edits man

+2

I hate the back of Forest Whitaker's neck! AHH!

+1

>---(o)---<

+5

F*cking hilarious.

+1

do you think it is funny

-1

of course it is.

+3

Don't ask, just buy it.

+3

I've decided that nutnics' point isn't the "joke" so much as a "why the hell would anyone make that" quality combined with just about the best ability here to make whatever the f*ck floats through his head. His sites never really seem to be reaching for funny the way so many others here are, hence, I don't expect to laugh. I just expect to wonder what the chain of events was that lead to, you know, a renegade eyeball or whatever.

+2

directory is unflappable. strict avant garde.

+1

It would be interesting to see what the results would be if nutnics came up with one idea, but used each alt to interpret the idea.

+2

Weird, but I just didn't like it.

lmao, how quirky and creepy

+1

RAWR!

+1

wow awsome editing skillz man, it actually made my eyes come out like that, then i ate it.

+1

BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL

+2

didnt watch. let me guess you squeezed edits out of a rock and turned water to wine

-5

Yeah.

+2

WHAT?!?

+2

WOW. I'm speechless. What else can I do but 5 this?

+2

It's hard not to love this YTMND. It's so random it's difficult to find anything bad to say.

+1

what

-5

Were you stoned when you made this?

O.o

holy sh it its boomaga

Putting shoe polish on your face is a bad idea

Putting polished shoe on your head is a good idea

+4

(at least way back, when that fad was popular)

+4

That sh*t creeped me out dude.

f*ck the what

this is so insanely creepy :O

fun

you mean like essence magazine?

+1

Ever so slightly terrifying...

Forest Whitaker = Good Actor

im totally lol good actor though

bwhahaha, holy f*ck.

eat me out

+2

nice edit

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Forest! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Oh .. my ... god

+7

hi

+5

hi there

OH my god that was possibly the best-made ytmnd I've seen....Ever?

WRANGLE

youre too f*cking much

Holy crap... GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MEEEE!

O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD

lol, serious photoshopping htere

What did I just see?

Posting in a legendary ytmnd

silly jokes

Can I five this again with a different account instead?

lol

nice editing btw as always nutnics =p

oh and nice url grab lol =p

LOL

I always thought the big one was the normal one and the small one was the crazy one. I suppose it's a matter of perspective.

Those arms look like baby arms. Are those baby arms? They must be baby arms. 5'd for me getting to say 'baby arms'.

http://ripforestwhitaker.ytmnd.com/

Well Played, Sir.