NO, JOHN. YOU ARE THE DEMONS.

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This is pretty cool. I like that way you produced this - 5 star

+9

He gotted the gun and fired at what he thought was demons. John didn't like those demons.

+3

And then.... John was a zombie.

+8

ah, you spoiled it

+5

YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS

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The ending sealed it for me. Puts it so bluntly... 'And then John was was a zombie' lmfao.

+1

I want to be on the FAV'D 5*OMGWIN daddy!

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now do http://mgsfanfic.ytmnd.com/ or http://fanficofthelegendary.ytmnd.com/ for even more ultimate win.

+1

EXPLOSIONED A FLAME

M. Night Shyamalan should be jealous of your twist

+21

lol "oldered"

+1

"John gotted his palsma rifle" did it for me.

+2

the radio crackered

+2

HES GOING TO KILL US!!!!

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HES GOING TO KILL US!!!!

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HES GOING TO KILL US!!!!

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HES GOING TO KILL US!!!!

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I smell a huge motion Sci-fi original movie in the making!!!

+3

VISIT NOJOHN.YTMND.com , i have created JOHN!!!! lol

I WILL SHOOT AT HIM!

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

Yeah, this is totally preferable to going to the site and reading it myself. F*g.

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You're an idiot. Of course this is better then having to go to the site. First of all, most people don't browse fanfiction sites because most of it isn't funny, so this brings the funny parts to YTMNDers quickly. Also, the sound effects and the way he reads it make it a laugh. If you can't appreciate that, then just go awai. Kthxbai.

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Yea, this is kinda stupid.

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This fic has been linked to thousands of times on forums across the Internet. The "You are the demons" line is as tired as "All Your Base". And furthermore, if you can vote 5 and say you like it, I can vote 1 and say I didn't like it if I damn well want to.

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yeah, well i'd never read it, and i am the internets.

+5

the story was very good but i think the author could have benefited by choosing voice actors who give the material the respect it deserves

+2

Yeah Dalton, and we're entilted to the ability to say your opinion sucks.

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You certainly are entitled to say that. By the way, thanks for the comment downvoting; I've never gotten a -80 before!

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-85

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Paahahah SOMEONE is jealous of this hilarious site :P. Btw you just got -100 because of me LoOoloOLOL

EPIC COMMENT FAIL.

Protip: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it untill it dies.

+51

YOU...ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR....

+6

berserker pack-gone, feelings of invincibility-over.

i enjoyed this better than the dramatic reading....this was bad ass!!!

+3

thanks :D

Agreed, the other one does not even come close -- Its a good effort but not even close

That was great man, 1000x better with sound effects and whatnot. Looks like you put alot of effort into it :D

Dad said "No! you will BE KILL BY DEMONS!"

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My dad says that every time I tell him what I want to do for the weekend. :(

+12

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "There was a time... when he believed him."

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That what he said last time i wanted to go to Ravenhold XD

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I was going to 1 this, but listened to the entire thing... and the end... OH THE END. OHHHHH.

+11

8=========D~~~~ ):

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This needs to be made into a movie.

+10

I gotta take a dump

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I cried so hard that I *think* I may have weed a little.

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Agreed. Weed helps calm the nerves when you get emotional.

This pushes the whole dramatic reading fad to a whole new level. Extremely well done.

+21

Epically old and you didn't even crop out the sh*tty "motivation" at the bottom. :c

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i cant read and im deaf, 1.

+11

fixed the stupid title on the bottom

HE GOING TO KILL USSSSSS!

NO, JOHN. YOU ARE THE DEMONS.

Was this the first draft to the movie Doom?

+25

bravo

Nice audio.

+3

You sir, are made of epic win! Audio rocks!

+2

lawl

+1

I liked the Lost flashback sound effects.

+1

Fan fiction reading sites have just set to a very high standard.

+4

Wow, just wow. This takes dramatic reading to a whole new level. Bravo sir, for raising the bar.

+6

5 for Ravenholm.

+4

we don't go there anymore...

+6

Lando does

+5

thats why, he controls the zombies. maybe I'll write a Resident Lando fanfic lol. more family guy comin' up

you is the demons

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wow,

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No, Dig THIS *grabs crotch*

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Best reading ever.

you have raised the bar, my friend

+3

And then John was a F*GGOT!!

-3

rivals lafontaine

+1

Logged in just to 5* this site. Epic reading of a classic fan fic. My only complaint is his portrayal of the last line...I've always imagined the emphasis going on "You" rather than "are", and said in more of a whisper than a shout.

NO JOHN YOU ARE THE DEMONS

+1

And then, this site was voted 5.

NO...you will be kill by deemooonns. DaaddAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

+7

That random scream at the end makes me laugh EVERY time.

+4

He tried to blew the base up.

Where is a BFG9000 when you need one?

Where is it? It's OVER 9000!!

+2

Epic plot twist is epic.

+4

DUMBLED00R IS NOT.

http://fanfiction.ytmnd.com/ The old one is funnier

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no.

How could you listen to both of these and say. "HEY I think the first one is funnier!"

+1

Because Purists will be Purists.

THE OLD ONE SUCKS *SS COMPARED TO THIS

Jesus Christ waited. The halo above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There was sin in the world. He didn't see it, but had expected it now for years. His warnings to his 12 disciples were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Jesus had been a Messiah for thirty-three years. When he was young he taught in the temple and he said to God "I want to be th Saviour daddy" God said "No! You will BE CRUCIFIED BY ROMANS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in Jerusalem he knew there was sins. "This is my beloved Son" God crackered. "In who I am well pleased!" So Jesus gotted the Holy Spirit and performed miracles. "HE GOING TO SAVE US" said the disciples "We will crucify him" said the Pharisees and took him to pilate. But then Pilate found no fault with him and was not able to kill. "We must kill him for blaspheming God" the Jews shouted. Jesus said "N

-2

iggers are not allowed!". This did not sit well with the Rev Josie Jackson and the Pussycats, so they molestered his penis. The end.

+13

F*CK LOL

+3

"No, Jews. I am the Son of God." And then Jesus was crucified.

-1

I loved the "He's going to kill us", said the Demons, "I will shoot at him", said the Cyberdemon.

i was into it. i want more.

NO JOHN! YOU NEED TO MAKE MORE OF THESE!

that was amazing- i want to hear more

beautifully simple -and- simply beautiful

the more immersive and dramatic the reading, the more lolworthy the typos/grammar -- this was amazing...

I'm getting pretty tired of these dramatic readings, but have to give you props for the production values. But then I checked your sources and saw you remade a site instead of finding your own material.

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I don't understand, are you angry I stole the words or what? :S

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No, instead of finding a new story to read, you just remade an old site that didn't need to be remade.

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Some Cheese with your Fine Wine Sir? Clearly you don't appreciate the work gone into this YTMND, and just how much it owns your face.

+3

That's the gayest comeback I've ever read.

How exactly can I have a comeback when you'd said nothing to me in the first place? Hence this is now my comeback. And it shall read thus: NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS. And then John was a Zombie. You like?

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guys....comeon.....don't fight...I'm serial...

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sometimes it takes a few different people's ideas to make a great ytmnd. it's like set, bump, spike. at least he cited his sources.

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Funny is funny, good is good, who cares if it's been done before? If it's done better than it's done better.

Why watch the original Psycho when you can watch the Gus Van Sant version?

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What an absolutely perfect analogy there. You done well my son. Keep up the good work!

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Hank, the metaphor doesn't work if the contemporary is better than the original

+3

I'll say it once again. If something is better than the original then it's better. Who cares if something is a classic or not. The only matter left is taste. If you still like the older one better then you like the older one better. Don't hate the new version just because you want to keep the status quo.

+1

hank you are on ytmnd this website thrives on the content other people's work.

or should I say that ytmnd thrives on building upon other people's work.

its like how the Lord of the Rings books are dull as f*ck and the movies are way more interesting. I dont give a damn about how long it takes F*ggins to walk across "insert environment here"

the educations in this country is headed in the write direction. no childs leave behind.

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This kid is Canadian noob

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you gotted a 5.

+1

Nice sound effects

+1

sooo...was this comment [-]d because someone really dislikes DarthWang even when he votes 5? Or did he get hit by an FPAer who thinks he's sold out because he 5d a popular site. Tune in for next week's thrilling edition of As The YTMND Turns.

+5

I dunno who did the first one but I did the second one. Because this guys a tool box.

-1

gr33n you spelled "fap" wrong, lololol

the kid who made this is 6 years older now

+3

Making him 12?

+3

maybe, but i doubt his mental age has reached double figures

This is so freaking epic! I would pay money to have someone edit a fanfic with those kinds of production values. SATAN GUIDE MY C*CK!!! It reminded me a lot of Resident Evil 4, actually. Sounded like Leon.

+2

OMFG PLOT TWIST

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lol its like the Sixth Sense

+3

He was the demons all along

+5

ROFLROFROFL

The dramatic reading is typically the realm of the retard (note the number of people creating accounts simply to five and favorite this), but fortunately you upped this one to "decent podcast" level quality.

what a sh*tty ending, they had me sold at start.

I don't know, as far as Peter Chimera works go, this one makes the most sense.

oh no fourest's "ytmnd.com/users/Wintersun my very first alt : )" comment got downvoted and hidden which obscures the point of my existence to a greater extent than it already was

I'm probably going to just make another account because "wintersun" is the most retarded name ever gfasdffdasdfadfasdfas

wtf does doom mean, is that a video game or somethin lol

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Doom - Pictorial representation of the Last Judgement in the Middle Ages. In a church it often took the form of a mural painting over the chancel-arch, with Christ in the middle, Hell and the damned on His left (the south or right when seen from the nave), and the Blessed on the left (north). It was also a subject for stained-glass windows: a spectacular glass Doom survives in St Mary's Church, Fairford, Glos. (late C15 and early C16).

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ytmnd.com/users/Wintersun my very first alt : )

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fourest has already 1d this with another account, hence why there is no vote here.

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you were always the one to make me laugh gr33nscr33n, hopefully one day i will laugh myself to death so you better plan to say something that could end this life </3

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YOOOOOOO

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SOULJA BOY TELL'EM!

-3

AYY I GOT THIS NEW DANCE FO' Y'ALL CALLED THA SOULJA BOY

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remember when fourest deleted all of his alts? Yeah, me neither.

YOOOOO

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YOU GOTTA PUNCH DEN CRANK BACK 3 TIMES FROM LEFT TA RIGHT

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AAAAAAAAAHHH YEAAAAAAAH

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SOULJA BOY OFF IN THIS HO

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WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL

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WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY THEN SUPERMAN THAT HO

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NOW WATCH ME DO

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(CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY) NOW WATCH ME DO (CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY)

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NOW WATCH ME DO (CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY)

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NOW WATCH ME DO (CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY)

-3

Uncanny. Took me a second listen to hear the Lost flashback SFX.

Executed perfectly. If only it were longer :(

Awesome voice acting!!

+1

that's a f*ckin sexy voice no homo

Damnit. I hate when I get plasmaed by the palsma rifle.

+1

Classic.

I don't care if you saw it somewhere else. Very orginal and well produced!

lmfao!

I came... I lol'd... I 5'd.

I don't care.

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palsma

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2nd

Really, at the end of the day, we all are the demons.

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The more i hear this fan fic the more i think it is a pinnical of english literature. The epic words "You are the demons." Maybe this means that he is fighting with the inner demons of his past caused by the traumatic experience past of growing up with his father. And that the demons within the base are all manifestations of the torment within his soul. Still doesn't explain why he was a zombie though. lol

I agree. Perhaps what he meant by "an then he was a zombie". Was that he just conformed to the same mold as everyone else. Kind of like the message behind the Matrix.

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Demons! Thats what we learnt bout in church today. If you don't touch the bible and an echidna with a snake tattoo YOU WILL BE A ZOMBIE or A DEMON. Its a choice, like marrying men, and if you make it, you will gain ultimate power. Now, when I was in Atlanta, I had me some jack daniels which is a odd thing given that I weren't in Tenneessee at the time. Did you know its from thar? I bet you did not. In conclusion, this site is a great warnin to all the young rascals out there. 5 starz.

Oh man this is just plain awesome. Your voice and the music have transformed this into something truly magical. Anyone who ever does something like this should take a lesson from you.

it almost sucked until the end.

Under the Baumen Leters, this is the most classy and dramatic reading.

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If this isn't a sign of the apocalypse I don't know what is... Buts its ok because... I am a zombie! LOLZ!

good job putting bullsh*t half life 2 sounds into a DOOM related ytmnd, dumb f*ggot

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palsma rifle against zombies ? even a crowbar is more powerful.

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That was good... A little too good, in fact.

You're getting good at this sh*t.

really good. do another!

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Nice use of HL2 sound effects.

+3

wrong f*ggot

-4

... prolly cuz u never played it. Ever tried a silent level like Lost Coast? When you hear the crackle on the combine radios it sounds EXACTLY like the radio/crackle effects the guy added for the clip here. I hope you get a headcrab on your crotch cuz that's the closest you'll get to having your dick sucked; thanks. Now go masturbate to Miley Cyrus.

+1

Worse still, you can CLEARLY hear the half-life zombies in the background.

Maybe I was using them ironically, to see how many people would point it out and call me gay. Just a thought.

+2

Nothing gay with using the effects, it was a nice touch, which is why I gave you five. When I said "worse still", I meant it in the sense of "further supporting my point".

+1

nah, you used them because every f*cking loser who likes sh*tty games adores trash like half-life 2, so you figured by using sounds from such a lauded game you'd garner some extra f*g points with your audience.

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Stopping by to call you gay... you're gay.

Murdar, show me a good video game. Give me the name of one shooter that has good story and great gameplay.

dont bash on Murdar cause he likes RuneScape

Deus Ex

Demons voices sounded like The Darkness from the game voiced by Mike Patton

That was great

At last someone who knows how to do a dramatic reading. When the first few background edits came in I knew this was going to be good.

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Well done, good sir!

What I enjoyed most was the little bit you added to the story where the Dad and Little John start screaming. I always seem to crack up when I hear that.

+1

im sick of these things. I'm pretty sure people just upload sh*tty stories to the internet on purpose just so they become popular among nerds across the net.

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Description: A fantastic DOOM fan fiction made better (worse) by the stylings of some jackass named CaptainComedy, AKA Omochaosucks.

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aka not funny

-1

so well done.

AMAZING!! A mix of epic music and stuff + dramatic reading.

Most definately a story of repercussions.

Cerebral palsma

+1

wait not CrazyTaxi?

This cracked me up, thanks for sharing this with us. Please make more :D

god this is gold.

I LOLED!

I can see "YOU ARE THE DEMONS" becoming the next internets viral catchphrase, ala "MY _______ IS PASTEDE ON YAY!"

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nobody knows what you're talking about you huge f*ggot

+2

This personifies every high-budget box-office failure ever

+3

oh man pure win

+1

You actually made this interesting... Legendary!

+1

All these positive comments have been a huge self esteem boost in the area of audio production quality. Thanks to everyone!

+3

The "radio" parts where by far the best audio work. "John was a space marine for...." was the best voice work.

+2

You whered be a gud fan fikshen riter.

You have a nice voice

wtf.

You know, Peter's spelling and grammar is a lot better in this one and that sucks. Still, excellent production values.

What's the background song at "Then as he got oldered"? It sounds really familiar.

Music is from Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. One of my favorite soundtracks.

+2

Ah, that's it. Many thanks man. Awesome site.

You mean this post-grungy sounding tune? From Roller Coaster Tycoon 3? I sounds familiar to me too and I've never played Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. Sounds more like something from Starcraft.

its ... called Gothic Moon... I was playing RCT3 yesterday

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Rock over London. Rock on, Chicago.

john did 9/11

+1

I usually don't listen to stuff like this because of how stupid it is but holy hell, that was hilarious! Kudos to you, my good sir.

Original is like 3x.

better. Also Palsma rifles and rocket missiles FTW!

sent shivers up my spine at the end. Talk about scary!!!!11111

Awesome.

O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD

+1

We've missed you Asgard. ^_^ o_o ^_^ o_o ^.^ ^.^ ^.^!

How he spellt "repercussions" korrectly?

One of the most impressive works of audio I have ever heard.

nice hl soundz

+1

i was a space marine for 20 years myself, those demons are no joke.

zomg. I love it. Do that one about John Freeman!1!!

Reminds me of some juicy House of the Dead 1/2/3 dialogue. Nice.

Love the radio voice!

score

LOL

No,John you are the Pan!!!

Oh my GOD, this is an EPIC WIN.

OMG twist

This is truly an epic reading.