How nice of you to copy me. Though I'm not a complete downvoter, mind you.

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too bad his is better

+10

Adding "redux" to the title of this YTMND like your other one might be in order here especially so we can easily search for more of your great works in the future.

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For some seconds there either you or your buddy started to sound like Quagmire. OH NO!!! Giggetty...nice YTMND. Comparing this to other previously made read-outs is like comparing the Science Fiction values of "Ultra Warrior" (imdb search it) with "The Matrix" :P

I don't have a buddy in any of these things, at least not yet. All the voices are me. :D

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Okay, but one more thing...don't tell me someone actually wrote this as a story... you wrote this right? and then read it aloud....right?? o_O?

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wake up dr freechman....wake up and...smell the ashesssss.

I'm buying his book.

You won't buy his book. Also from the book plug, it has become obvious that the guy is writing poorly as an act, and sadly it makes it less funny to me. :( Atleast there are tons of real fanfic out there that is even more insanely retarded for Omo to make into Dramatic Redux..es? Redi?

+1

there isnt even such thing as a quarter life

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How did he copy you? You technically copied Peter. Anyways, the whole book plug has made me lose respect for him. He's either an act or a sell out.

Well hey, that's a really nice review and comment, I appreciate it!

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ok then i will chapter 4: the gman cometh gordon freechman walked to his work at his new job. "hi." said gordon to teh security gaurd "aern't you going to buzz me in?" "sorry," siad the guard as the door opened and gordon walked through soon gordon was at his new lab and working on a new isatope and we was tired and someone sitted in his char "that my chair " said Gordon to the man who turned out to be gman "it mine char now hahahah "

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I DEMAN they make this into a movie.

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TOO LATE!!

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Do it yourself lazy f*ck

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Too lathe, Lord Rayden!

TOO LATE! THIS STATION IS MINE!

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That's no station... it's a moon!

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TO SMITHEROONS!!!

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NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!

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Your voice and audio work are awesome, but it would be so much better if it hadn't already been made a YTMND by someone else. New misspelled fanfic + your audio = massive win.

Whats with all these new terrible fanfics on ytmnd? Its a pretty lame fad but I cant help but 5 for the sake of crowbarbs and smitheroons.

+2

that guy's a genius, with all the hits he's going to get on his site, and all the ads he has up, he'll be dancing like a retard all the way to the bank

+1

Poor indeed!

I like how you were gonna "add story to favorites" nice touch

+1

The background effects and serious narration are a terrific spin on this tired fad. So good, in fact, that I'll overlook the fact that your name is somehow related to a Sonic Adventure game.

+1

Oh, you did this already and it's on Top Viewed. Boy, do I feel stupid. Well, I ask humbly of you that you make this like cookies and have it be a sometime thing. I don't want this to end up being another Uncle Phil, even if it has the ability to be deliciously funny.

+1

Yeah, it takes a good ear for stuff like this, very nice job. Smitheroons.

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OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM!

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'Add story to my favourites'

If you go to his website, it's pretty clear the writer is in on the joke.

i had enough with the breakup letter

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Juts then a downvote went on Omochaosuckss ytmnd OH NO WHERE DID 1STAR COME FROM? Elephantghun wents to get his crowbarb but it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh downvote and Omochaosuckss was okay but his ytmnd was cut.

+2

Cow-orker? What's a cow-orker?

+4

Your mom

+8

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

-1

Why make new material when you remake old ones?

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I remake them with actual production values. That's like asking "Why make a jumbo jet when you can remake the Wright Flyer?"

+9

Love the sound design - the dialogue pacing is great. As far as the "originality" argument - guy who wrote it originated it, all derivative works of it aren't necessarily copies of each other, just drawing from same source. And I saw Linkal's, and even if his has the "inb4," this one just outclasses it. Production value is definitely what dramatic readings need. Folks love it.

+6

[upward carrot] DID I CALL THAT SH*T OR WHAT [upward carrot]

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Yes I know, I even said in your last site it had great production values. All I'm saying is I think it would be better if you spent 10 minutes and found a new fan fiction article rather than repeating one that was already done. I have never liked the trend going on where people remake other people's sites. It reeks of laziness. But that's my opinion; I could be wrong. (not bloody likely)

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I'm prone to agree with boo and Om; production value is really what separates the wheat from the chaff with these sites. In fact, I downvoted this the second I saw it, because I thought it was going to be another lame read-along with some nasally misfit. I also don't particularly care how often something is re-hashed, just as long as the remake is far better than the original; but hey, that's my opinion.

Just noticed, Wasp, that your agreeing with the site creator presents quite a conflict of interest both in terms of your voting history and the fact that the mere reference of Sonic* in his username is flamboyantly homosexual. Only sayin'...

Now Gordon Freechman is thinking in portals.

+3

"HAHA" ...they laughed.

+1

doom redux was better, tighten up the audio graphics for fav

chi-maera

I love how the website plug sounds just as epic.

even BETTER than your other one. good work.

Smitheroons? SMITHEROONS!?

+1

lol keep doing more redux, like teh matrix one

5'd! 5'd! A thousand times 5'd!

high quality + lols = 5

Yuo scuceeded at winning the mission!

NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS! *awkward pause*

+1

those were the two best parts

+1

I burst out laughing when he said that.. good sh*t haha

This was a triumph.

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I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

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It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

-2

Stop it, stop it stop it. The fact that you couldn't wait for someone to fill in the next line ... TWICE ... means you fail.

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I didn't want someone to post "also c*cks" or some stupid sh*t like that

-1

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! ...wait, what now?

That. Was. Awesome.

part of me wanted you to say "sad face" for the emoticon at the end. As for the people requesting that this becomes a movie, I suggest the retarded version of Sean Penn for the role of Jimm

Podcast signup?

+1

The closest thing I have to a podcast is at http://captaincomedy.blogspot.com, but I haven't updated it in a while and it's not really well produced. Usually it's just me and my internet buddy talking about something funny and then I play loud sounds over skype to annoy him. Maybe I'll start an actual podcast?

reads like a fake, plus even if this wasn't a fake it's been done to death.

or wait was this a meta fake making fun of bad fake fanfic ytmnds? Given a three just to be safe.

I'm on to you jackass, 5'd for spite.

+2

Smitheroons . . . nice.

This was alright, liked your Doom redux more but don't let that stop you, keep em coming.

This kinda sounds like Engrish.

Best part: "Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks."

+2

It was nice place and my friend lives there.

+2

6

This guy is just banking off this e-book now. You can make money doing anything.

WORST. FANFIC. EVER.

The guy who wrote this is the DarthWang of fan fiction

omochao doesnt suck. neither does this ytmnd.

Excellent execution.

So much better than before. You're really good at this.

well ok

Great audio work

i really enjoyed this due to the sound effects. It actually showed some work, not just reading a bunch of typos, also anything half, err quater life gets 5.

Reminds me of a radio show. I agree with the podcast Idea. This is genius.

"watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks" Classic...

+1

great production, but theres something eerily stupid about someone who purposely writes like a moron for attention. Don't get me wrong, fan fictions, including this one, are hilarious in epic readings. This guy just seems like the fan fiction Borat.

http://johnfreemanjohnfreemanjohnfreeman.ytmnd.com/

^^Do that one next!!1!

Right now I'm working on the batman fan fiction (peterbatman.ytmnd.com,) but I want to do one of the Full Life Consequences' author's works next, because I can't read them without laughing.

Oh mah goodness, doing FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES would be the penultimate of EPIC!!! That should be saved for the season finale!

this is better then your doom one

this is a terrible ytnmd just kidding thanks

+3

and it was a nice place and my friend lives there

+1

I live there and it's not all that great.

This was worth the remake just for the headcrab scene alone.

ahahaha :D moore

OH MY GOD....not smitheroons....

Those are just a tiny bit bigger than smithereens!!!! OH GAWD NO!

I wonder why he doesn't make any money from his books...

But jim was already blowed to smitheroons. 5'd

BRILLIANT PIECE OF LITERATURE! BRAVO GOOD SIR! BRAVO!

Good stuff! Think I liked the Doom one better... but it's still hilarious! And you did an outstanding job with the voices. 5'd!

Makes me want to buy the book. After all, he is poor :(

f*ck me this is some of UWE BOL's greatest work!

LMAO for the hilarious sound!

LOL This is amazing. I was blown to smitheroons.

One thing I still don't quite get is the cut-off "NNNNE-" sound just before "What happens next" ... Was it perhaps maniacal laughter? The evil character from the game getting sucked into a portal?

The uncut clip is just me screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Mmmmm, original audio...

"quarter life" That's the stupidest thing i've ever heard in my scientific life.

"Expelled" by Ben Stein. Spring 2008.

I'm just wondering how he could even know about Half-Life enough to come up with Quarter-Life considering the grammar suggests he is like 5.

Jay Sherman then went on to say, "BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK!"

+1

DISTRACTION IS IMMINENT.

I think I like this one more for all the long pauses, but both are still great. Very much like the old radio shows. :D

I updated my blog! http://captaincomedy.blogspot.com/

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This made me laugh so hard I cried. Like all the freshman midterm exams I'll have to grade next week.

Better than the Doom Fanfic. Amazing work!

Probably the best epic reading I've heard, and my favorite by far. You didn't once crack up laughing and the voices are awesome. AND GORDON FREECHMAN THOUGHT WITH PORTALS

OMFG rofl

"i am poor" lol

I'd buy it.

smitheroons

Just realized how f*cking epic the sound of Jimm being blown to smitheroons is.

So awesome it's asmwome.

These are great, especially the voices.

Are those anything like macaroons? I hate those.

+3

macaroons suck.

+4

I remember the first time I was blown to smitheroons

+3

Are macaroons the ones with coconut? I hate coconut.

... and it was nice place and my friend lives there.

+1