LOL GOOD STUFF IM 1ST

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Personally I think you're a f*cking idiot.

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the word personally doesn't exist on the internet

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omg movie lines from the rock kick ass, I WILL NOT GIVE THAT ORDER!

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hay fourest im in ur comment messin with ur letters

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hi fourest.

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If you hate Connery so much, GET OFF YTMND.

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^_^

+1

PUSSY GALORE

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Mmm, pooshy gahlore

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Plenty O'Toole (no doubt named for her father)

+3

I could go for some Holly Goodhead right now.

+4

Miss Eda Dick.

+1

Mr. Buttsavitch?

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Todd Lerfoldler

klassix memoriez

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I love ytmnd editz

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Chronster, you make good sites, but lately you keep thinking your jokes need to be set up. There really is no need to tell us this took place a plane. Step back and make some classic picture, sound, text sites and stop making YouTube f*ggy short films. When you make a site before you start working on the image, work on the sound and figure out what you can delete. Learn how to focus your ideas.

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he really meant to stop typing after the second comma

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I agree with Hanktherapist.

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that's therapist mr. connery

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I thought it might insinuate his plane's going in the wrong direction.

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if I start getting report cards on my sites, I'm so f*cked

+6

C- for effort

Well I gotta argue for the value of the f*ggy short film. http://lexownshubbard.ytmnd.com/. Notice the opening shot of the scientology HQ, and the irrelevant car barrel rolling. It doesn't make it any more funny or anything, the joke is still good. However, it helps provide more setting and I guess it allows you to believe the setting a bit more. It works out.

He can see...THE FUTURE!

RNWD

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it's funny because it's a site with connery and a reference to ytmnd

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its funny because the man speaks the truth

with every [-] you come closer to going bye bye

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This is the best Connery site since http://pfgs.ytmnd.com/

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You deserve 4 stars just for sitting through that atrocious movie.

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All I remember about that movie is this scene where the meteor is about to hit Japan or something, and this little boy looted an apple, and then some chick looted a kite. Any way, what were we talking about?

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RNWD > PTKFGS > YTMND > YESYES > FOUREST ...tbh

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i just watched this movie a few hours ago on sci-fi.

"right name, wrong direction" wtf is that supposed to mean?

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It's a zen thing. You reflect on it for years and then you attain enlightement. And a lapel pin.

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*

lacks direction.

eh, you can do better

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nice

youre the man now dog

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IT IS ANDREW RYAN

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win

nice

Wrong direction??? Then please, OH PLEASE Mr. Connery... guide us to the right path!!

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Here goes chronster again, churning out unfunny ytmnd after unfunny ytmnd, hoping one will catch on after 5 seconds on the U&C. why don't you wait for a good idea to come along before you waste your time with this kind of stuff? mine usually come to me while im sitting on the toilet.

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or while cleaning up in the shower.

you haven't had any good ideas.

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then why did you 5 and comment my Do You Feel (Live) ytmnd?

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I've been here since 2005-- I've fived a lot of bad sites. However I'll admit I made a bit of an overstatement, the "softball game" dew is classic.

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Regardless, you don't have the credentials to come in lecturing someone like chronster on what makes a good idea.

so? i made my account in 2006 and started visiting sites in late 2005, when cosby was big. i have as much 'credentials' as you, even though i havent made as many sites, because i dont have the time to make as many sites as the featured users, because i have things called friends in real life. i think i know what makes a good idea or not, ok. so what if you have a lot of sites that you can hde behind? i cater to myself and what i think is funny, and if people dont find it funny then who the hell cares.

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and i've had my account for a year longer than chronster, so... how does that make him have more 'credentials' than me? and dont go spewing 'oh he's a featured user' at me. who the f*ck cares? a lot of my favorite sites arent by featured users.

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hahaha he said he has friends and we don't. YOU WIN THE INTERNET BATTLE!

you missed the point, ass

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no, I got your point, but your point was full of sh*t. First of all, your comments and actions scream for attention; attention you are NOT getting from friends, family, or especially girls. For you, any attention is good attention. Secondly, you're not the first idiot to make sh*tty sites, then claim he knows what's funny. There are dipsh*ts on ytmnd that do that all the time. Just check out some of the comments w/ 1's on Andy's newest site (which happens to be the highest rated in the universe.)

Listening to you bitch about the quality of my work is like listening to a morbidly obiece fat guy giving advice as a dietitian. You're a joke and I'm sure nobody will remember you after you get deleted (again.) If you don't like my sites, dont bother clicking them. Obviously your bullsh*t comments have no merit, and don't influence anything I do at all. You use my comments page as a platform for your bullsh*t comments, hoping some huge flame war will start, but nobody really cares, bs.

Oh, and a word of advice: In "IRL" don't ever use the "I have friends and you don't" argument. It makes you look like a complete tool.

your PM: "no you don't ruin ytmnd, I'm just making sure I didn't mouth off to you and offend you somehow. Anyways, what's ruining ytmnd is people like "earth" aka totalmoron. He just used 12 alts to upvote his recent site and downvote a few others, one of which was my hurley site. After 12 1's, a site has no chance. If anything, it might get back up to a 4 because it's on top viewed, but i mean, it's killed. I calculated the score, it would have a 4.63 if it wasn't for him. :/"

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"I'm quitting. no more tv/movie rips from chronster. I think I'll make sites again when I see that max has let someone other than himself actually lock accounts and delete votes (so probably never.) It's ashame that when someone tries to do something good for other people, with no reward whatsoever, they are punished by one person with a vendetta. Ok, buddy, I'll see you around :P"

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and the one that started it all: "I barely know you, and you've gone from proclaiming me as your most hated featured user, to being able to put up with me, back to hating me. Anything I did to piss you off in the past? Seriously now, explain to me why you hate me." why dont you go cry to mommy about me some more, because some big bully on the internets said he didnt like your sites

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lol we're posting PMs now. Here you go "yeah, downvoters suck big time, my sites were killed from them, then the money see monkey do aspects of it, and all that. and i appologize for being an *ssh*le, its just much easier when its just a username on a site like this you know? also, too much time on my hands. well, thanks for calling me out on it though, sorry for being an ass. i would quit too but then i would just spend more time on facebook"

"my sites were killed from [downvoters]" Nice excuse for the sh*tty scores. Don't blame it on the bullsh*t content of the site, right? At least the site I was speaking of actually got downvoted by a single person with alts while yours just got downvoted by normal users. Oh, and speaking of alts, it's funny how you're still here seeing as how you had over 20 of them. I didn't even know who you were until I was showing up in the featured list, and ever since then all you try to do is grab my attention.

I mean look at you now, showing how big of a douche you are by posting private messages, as if any of those pm's make me look bad for ytmnd in any way. And since we're posting pm's, heres another direct quote: ["im ruining ytmnd by what im doing" whatever, it was ruined a while ago] <I never told you that you ruined ytmnd, those are words you put into my mouth and probably heard over and over from many different users.

"i just get a kick out of peoples responses and getting people pissed, ill lay off now" lol. BS, I'm done talking with you. Your votes are based on if I 5 your sites or not, and your comments ALWAYS consist of you just bitching and whining. Yeah, we conversed in PM's; I thought it was better to talk to you privately rather than in a comments page (like we're doing now.) It's funny how different you are when theres no audience reading the conversation.

that shouldnt be a surprise, as i told you in the PM im an *ssh*le on YTMND in general, mainly because i dont take this site seriously. in PMs ill tell you the truth, whatever. im an *ss on ytmnd because i get a kick out of the flames that i start when im puttng off homework

last word

ZOMG I 1d all your sites OMG OMG

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i dont get it

i had my pointer on the first star, but the punchline delivers

you were nice to Ariel