-insert witty comment here-

+12

-insert witty reply here-

+8

witty comment

+3

Witty retort to witty comment.

+3

-insert racist joke here-

+7

-insert c-c-c-c-combo breaker here-

+19

this site will be killed™

Uncle phil got served pillowy mounds of slienced bullets with blood drenched clothes and tiny cries swimming in a sea of cream justice.

+16

... with club sauce?

+30

amazing edit....i also like the sound the gun makes, what kind of gun makes a PSSZZZZTTT sound....i really wanna know

-1

A silenced shotgun. Duh.

+8

really...i always just figured a silenced shotgun would make a sound like PEEECHEOOO

-3

front is the best troll ever.

+8

fking awesome, 5 for the laffs.

irony... front showing its rear

the funny think is this will turn into a fad and then eventually we will have him shooting himself.

+5

f*cking lol

-insert penis here-

that was a good sound effect Bob-the-Builder

FIRST!

-insert popcorn shrimp here-

No Country For Uncle Phil

Pillowy mo-ehjhjkhjkhaa!

Sex with hitmen.

f*cking die

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Thank God. If any one thought he didn't deserve that Oscar, they better f*cking believe it now.

+2

that silenced shotgun scares the sh*t out of me

+11

yeah but don't worry, in reality the exit hole on the supressor is too narrow for a gun using a bore much bigger. The buckshot could literally clog the hole as it passes through. Probably why you don't see such things for shotguns. Cool and scary idea nonetheless!

-2

Commando is an idiot, there are shotgun silencers. They do not however, make the gun sound like a laser out of a 70's movie.

+8

Dammit. we're just going to end up having a silenced shotgun fad, aren't we?

+9

I think he is firing solid slugs not buckshot.

-1

I don't remember what he was using, but you can use either with a silencer.

+3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j5P0LXemAA for a more realistic example (with sh*tty resolution, the sound's the point.)

They're using standard shotgun shells in that video so the suppressor doesn't do much. You have to use special subsonic rounds with slugs or sabot to get it anywhere near as quiet as Anton's gun is in the movie.

I. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE! *SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP* I DRINK IT UP!

if this becomes a fad in itself, the only way to end this fad will be an Anton myspace suicide to reverse the endless cycle

Call it

+10

i'm not going to call it for you

+4

you have to call it

+5

Just five minutes left, and it's just the two of us here! Couldn't we just...wait?

+2

friendo

Scrubs? In comments?

Well look here Sally. It looks like we have ourselves a vague reference to some television show. Isn't that just terrific? NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, GO GO GO GO GO *whistles*

+1

R.I.P. Mashed Potatoes :'{

+7

Pillowy mounds.

mased po-five-o's

Storing dead mashed potatoes ain't my f*cking business!

+1

uaaaghh?

+1

This needed to be done.

+2

This could be the start of a beautiful ironic fad

+9

I got that too.

+1

Excellent decision.

The end sealed it.

Nice work here is your 5!

pure pwnage very well done

You don't have to do this!

+5

They always say that.

+2

nice!

If you keep talkin', I'm just gonna have ta' take you in the back and screw ya.

+2

Fad Killer!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!

+1

Wow he's a f*cking pro.

should do one with the kill where he steals the car and lando or ted danson, i hate those fads

Agreed 9001 times.

+2

That's OVER 9000!

+3

WHAT 9000?!?!?!

+2

Theres NO WAY that can be right?

Mashed potatoes splattered on the wall FTW

+12

5'd for Silenced shotguns and mashed po-ta-toes.

5'd for mashed shotguns and silenced potatoes.

5'd for Turbo saying 5'd and not 5ing... oh and 5'd for mashed comments and silenced lamp bombs.

+1

we all die in the end

Cause we all end up the remains of the day.

with club sa- *shot through the skull*

+8

Hello there!

pillowuing oaaaaaaaaaaaaa

+4

6

-5

15

+1

but i like fads?

+7

not right now you don't

+16

Love the riff at the end (reminds me of High Stakes Hitler)

+2

High Stakes Taters!

+2

rofl

+1

What's taters, precious?

is this a firefox sync? be back later 4 chex

It didn't sync for me in IE, so I checked Firefox and it synced up much better.

yep, worked

logged in to 5

+1

He needs to make some more hits.

Good for him. It's about time that fad died in a bloody thanksgiving day mess.

+1

Oh no. This is gonna be a monster, isn't it

Awesome, bonus points for the description.

rrruuuuuuuEEEEEH??

Oh hells bells, they even shot the dog.

I take back all the rotten things I said about you.

+1

-3 for not playing more of Cross the Tracks.

AWESOME

-3 for not playing more of Cross the Tracks.

holy sh*t

-insert 'front' comment here- (complete with a negative twelve rating)

+4

-insert racist 'front' comment here- (complete with a score of negative twelve)

+5

Why why why why why does it always do this to me? I didn't want to say that twice! That's the second time I've made myself look like an idiot in the comments pages...

+8

Thank you for doing that.

F*cking WIN

potatoes

Fav'd. But would have been better if he had just said "Oh my god-" and then got shot.

-2

I will four this, but I must know. Whats so bad about fads? I see alot of YTMNDers against fads. And Uncle Phil is funny... sometimes.

Fads aren't that bad per se. It's just that they get really f*cking old if you see five a day for weeks on end.

Like Tim Taylor and Into the X these days. Regardless, thank you, bettabomb, for showing me that YTMND is not dead yet.

WH40kTMND is what's wrong.

So far, the worst and most repetitive fad I remember is 300tmnd. That my friend got old REAL fast, because they used the same scene from 300 over, and over, and over, and over, and over again. So it was then when I began to realise how a fad can go bad. Into the X isn't so common really, but the concept is getting a bit played out.... yeah. I understand now. I shall now change my vote to a five.

+3

Epic Maneuver...now there's a fad that got OLD.

+1

silenced shotgun

Oh my god... Pillowy MoOOAAAAAARRGH!!!!

+3

lol dumbass

don't you dare threaten TOOLMAN

+2

Great, you haven't killed a fad, you have replaced it.

No country for pillowy mounds..

+3

very well made

awesome+ytmnd+great+meme+mix+5'd+for+creativity+

5 for added potato splatter on the wall

+2

How big is the .gif? I bet you could expand on this while playing more of Cross the Tracks

Bravo. The Uncle Phil wasn't that funny to begin with.

-1

OH MY GOD YES

+2

ANY ONE WHO DOS NOT LIKE THIS NEEDS A LOBOTOMY

+2

no country for uncle phil's potatoes

Simply win.

heh

best yet

Thank you! Finally, it can die.

Thank god, hopefully it stays f*cking dead

I think I foresee a series of epic ytmnds

THats pretty sweet.

Bitchin'.

+1

made me lol

just what we all need

he tried his best to save those potatoes

f*ckin Potato Killer. Indeed this is No Country for Pillowy Mounds of Mashed Potatoes

5'd for super-funky 70s.

I AM THIRSTY FOR SOME MASHED POTATOES LOL

The irony here is that this is destined to become a fad.

+1

I guess that means he'll just have to eventually kill himself. :,(

+3

by him you mean YOU lol

+1

HAH cuz ur the one that created the fad.. UR DEAD MAN.. ur DEAD :), i prayz for ur soulz

IN KILLING A FAD YOU HAVE ONLY GIVEN BIRTH TO A NEW ONE MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

+2

You're right. Sweet Lord baby Jesus, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!

+1

Fads, like all energy can never be truly destroyed, only changed into new forms. There is no escape, even death.

Now if only he could do something about that sh*tty new into the abyss fad.

-2

That'd be tricky. We'd need a picture of him facing to the left of the screen...

-1

Or maybe you could just reverse the image .............elipsiselipsis

You are the king!

COLL IT

but. . . but why?

Because if he's badass enough to make a custom silenced shotgun, he's badass enough to bring an end to Uncle Phil and his potatoes. (Even though the silencer wouldn't work with spreadshot. Only solid-slug shells could go through the silencer.)

Actually if you make your own shells you could always put some shot in front of the slug and get a similar effect to what you see in the movie. You'd pretty much have to make your own though, sub sonic loads for shotgun shells are pretty much impossible to buy in a store.

They make silencers for shotguns? Holy sh*t, I know what I want for my birthday!

+1

Such a perfectly timed "Oh my god..."

+1

awesome mcawesomey...great ending. how ironic would it be if this were made a fad?

+1

I missed this fad....am I glad I did? I will never know.

+1

Huh, this dosent sync well for me, but it seems it dose for everyone else. Its great even without sync, however.

I f*cking hated that fad.

why does it ALWAYS slow down and lose sync after the first shot?

+1

because you're using IE instead of firefox

perfect

Redo this with better sync

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haa ha haahaaa

High Stakes Hitman

It's a pneunomic gun, used to kill cattle.

johnny pneumonic?

+2

I cant not five this.

about f*cking time

That was a thing of beauty... and pillowy mou-BEDEW!!!

My farts sound like that rifle going off.

He'll Go after Lando Next.

-1

Impossible, lando killed the death star 2.0mg. Girly Hair Man did not.

+1

That rules.

great movie. EPIC ytmnd.

as cool as this ytmnd is.. the movie was the sh*ttiest piece of sh*t of all time. DONT WATCH IT. there is no ending to it.

-5

So you are either writing this from your laptop or lying. Which is it?

*laptop in movie theater. stupid mistakes FTL

OMG A NEW FAD HOORAY!!!

If only Uncle Phil didn't love those mashed potatoes.....those pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes...... uh oh ::Anton shows up::

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

Funny but fix the sync will ya

DUDE kill a few more

YES!!

In the novel (which the movie is based on), Cormack McCarthy describes the silenced shotgun as sounded like someone coughing into a hollow barrel.

I just saw that movie tonight. It was awesome. Anton kills anything that moves. lol Take that Uncle Phil!

Beautiful.

5 for Uncle Phil fad

I'm glad to see him reaching for his Mashed Potatoes right after a killer busted into the room. He truly loved them.

The only way you could make this better is if you were to somehow splice some screams from Uncle Phil into the audio instead of the original dude. I especially loved the title graphic at the end, that was awesome.

Something tells me he'll collide with NEDM eventually and YTMND will be completely undone.

that guy kissed his momma... on the lips

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-2

Excellent.

AWESOME

I endorse this ytmnd.

anton killed his poor potatoes

WHUTDUHHECKISDIS? NO we need pillowy mounds!!

+1

Flawless victory.

+1

Thank you!

spolier alert!!

so that's what a silenced shotguns ounds liek. zomg

Wow this site is great.

+1

http://tatersneversaydie.ytmnd.com/

Effing brilliant site! Well done.

F*cking incredible, Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes is my favorite fad though...I shed a tear for uncle fill ;_;

+2

lol Uncle Fill rules

Why this isn't in HoF is beyond me.

I watched this the other day with my girlfriend and I had to struggle not to laugh at that scene, because of you.

holy sh*t, missed this

5 for Cross the Tracks