lmfao

this is great.

Half of everything is luck, James.

+8

waydowntown

-1

yes

It was WAY overdue for damndamndamn to be used again. rofl!

do one with martin lawrence.

And the other half?

+2

http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com

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I now see how http://ahhhohhh.ytmnd.com. inspired this

-1

Thought: If you mixed in "BAH, BAH, BAH" somewhere, this would be an ULTIMATMND

what did I just see?

why is there facility music

+6

FATE.

+5

This is the most retarded idea ever put to YTMND, and I love you for making it. I'm going to get you a hooker and some coke.

^I'll bring some Cohibas and Belvedere... no, make that Grey Goose.

-1

Loadman has won a bullet from Ourmov's gun in his skull as a prize.

reminds me of the old 'BAH!' fad.

+2

For England, Claremonster!

better than the Rick Roll weapon in D3

-1

damn Damn DAMN, i couldnt have said it better.

Epic.

Check timers - six minutes.

+1

Toss a salad an enemy's way, he'll blow up, it's the salad grenade.

+1

six minutes - check.

+1

I guess you had to have played the game

hall of fame

-1

hall of Damn

WHAT A HOT N*GG*R

-2

you cant get any f*cken randomer than this

+6

i beg to differ http://antijewchu.ytmnd.com/

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5'd for getting killed by the glass bowl

+2

damn damn DAMN

This is simply, and amazingly, awesome. Magnificent. Amazed I found this on the Recently Created YTMNDs, but not suprised by the acclaim it's getting. OTHER POSSIBLE COMMENT: All I can say is DAMN DAMN DAMN!

+2

Hall of fame this sh*t

that was truly amazing

+1

I would so choose her in goldeneye multiplayer

+1

I choose Oddjob

-2

I choose Oddjob

+2

Baron Samedi all the f*cking way dude his white hat was pimp

It's a shame that slapping while using Jaws didn't result in a one-hit KO. I mean it would make sense; If he punched you into a brick wall, it's gonna leave a mark. Not in you, but in the wall.

Baron Samedi for sure. He's the sh*t.

Daaaaaamn!

The NSFW police strikes again.

+4

how is Good Times and 007 NSFW? Btape, thats what.

+3

"sh*t"

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unblock my other accounts you stupid n*gg*r

-3

I think you mean to say "that's 'how'"

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where Goldeneye got released on Xbox Live and also got TV Land-themed downloadable content...

-2

get N or get out.

+1

Now you're playing with power.

+2

NSFW? wtf?

+2

I liked the "awwww sh*t!", but I had to replace it until I find something better. It's not worth getting a site NSFW for just one word, really. http://media.putfile.com/awsh*t

I think it's funnier after you changed it.

+2

Yeah, any creative vision is better when you apply rules to it and then go back and change it. COUGH COUGH HOLY F*CKING SH*T COUGH N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH IM OVER REACTING TO THIS COUGH COUGH N*GG*R N*GG*R N*GG*R NSFW WHAT THE F*CK DICK C*NT SH*T TITS WHORE BITCH F*GGOT SPIC VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

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N*GG*R

-1

This really shouldnt be funny... so why did i rawfull?

-1

Dude this is completely ridiculous. Plus i just got done playing goldeneye

"Awwwww sh-DAMN" = EPIC

You can't make that EPIC because Pacard as 007 and Salad Bowl Woman as 007 are mutually exclusive. Sorry to break it to ya...

+1

Well done. I needed a good laugh today.

wow

From Florida with Love...get it?

What's wrong!? My name is florida. Florida! Thats the name of a state!

+4

geddit

And you were so close to getting paintball mode.

I'm wrong, scratch that :(

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I don't understand who these two things go together at all.

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*how

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Thats what she said.

+4

She is saying damn. The player picked the level dam in goldeneye. I thought it was pretty self explanatory...

+9

That's even dumber than being completely random.

+6

Was this supposed to be a smart ytmnd? I must have missed the memo...

+2

cooke is right. This just killed what was a great site. Oh happy day!

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wow, I didn't make the 'dam' connection until just now... that's pretty bad

you guys are retarded, just thought I'd like to make that clear.

-1

cant stop laughing

Yes! It's a dam!

-1

so random lol

-2

WHY THE F*CK WERE SIX RANDOM COMMENTS IN A ROW DOWNVOTED AND HIDDEN??!?!?!

-1

It's ok prariedogeric10, they're just comments, they wont hurt nobody.

+1

I smell a fad comin' on

-2

epic

-2

DAMN

-1

"DAMN"-Ron Simmons

-2

"PICKED UP A SALAD BOWL" did it for me.

+2

That was the turning point for me, too. I went from mild amusement to being totally immersed in the intense cinematic gameplay experience!

Especially since "A Salad Bowl" means multiple Salad Bowls.

this did not go far enough.

-2

You have to keep in mind I couldn't make it much longer without losing quality. Just this gif was about 120 frames and 2.0mg, with the audio it's very close to the limit of 3mg.

you can go over 3mb overall, just not the gif itself. I have a lot of sites that are 2.99mb and audios that are almost 1mb on top of that

-3

learn something new everytmnd day

+5

wow wtf

-2

F*CKING WIN, I LOVE YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

didn't like the remix element of it - otherwise it was freakin' awesome

-1

This is one of the most random things I've ever seen... :O... good stuff XD

comment downvoting alts, ftl. they need to get back to chaffing their dick from repeated masturbating sessions

-2

You are one brilliant mofo'.

damn

Honestly, this is one of the best YTMND's I have ever seen. Truly addicting.

I want to give this less than a 5 for getting "Damn damn damn" (or dam dam dam) stuck in my head. But I can't, it's just too brilliant.

Seriously, I would have fived this for only the first 7 seconds.

Because the Map is DAM

It's funny, but it would have been even better if the BAH lady killed her at the end.

-1

What did the fish say when he collided with a cement wall? DAM! HAHAHA

+5

A priest walks into a fish market and he asks a clerk. "What kind of fish do you have." The clerk says,"We have dam fish." Then the priest gasps. Then the clerk says "You know, the kind you get from a dam". So he goes home and sits down at the table to eat his dinner and he asks his son,"Hey son can you pass the dam fish?"-Pretty cool dad pass the f-ing potatoes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

+6

pretty cool dad pass the f-ing pillowy mounds

+5

Oh my god. Turkey.

+5

... with f-ing club sauce

+5

Oddjob was unfairly short.

+2

Moonraker to the crotch

+4

5

hilarious

THAT WAS TOO COOL 4 SCHOOL

dammnit yes

Its impossible to get any more random than this, and ive seen bill cosby give birth to an organ that a magical hand started playing for some reason.

Yo mamma so fat, her nickname is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMN!

GLASS BOWL DEATH 5*

I sense a fad...

retarded

"+ edits" - lol, subtle edits much?

lol!

Aaaawwww ssshhDAMN!

I thought this was going to suck. I was mistaken.

This is SO. RANDOM.

wtf

Sweet lord, that was HILARIOUS.

epic leetness!

"picked up a salad bowl" FTW. nice work.

3

-3

rawr.

-1

*clap* DY-NO-MITE!

+1

LOL U win the comments!

+1

That's the facility music but still 5

+4

Yeah, and a section of dam was cut out entirely

+3

heres my bit of nerdy excessive goldeneye knowledge

awesomeee

+1

That sh*t makes no sense, but at the same time is awesome.

+1

the salad bowl was just as effective as the golden gun, though it worked more like throwing knifes. also it had the secondary proximity mine mode which is key in many sticky situations

+5

eatin cheese

+4

ytmnd is so useful

+1

whoa lay off the drugs

+1

What is the meaning of this!? I haven't done any hard drugs in the last 48 hours!

+1

lol

+1

O wow...u win

+1

I was really expecting a lot more "+" votes next to people's names. This is a pretty good ytmnd yet there are at least 78 people who fail in general cutting it down. This is awesome and if you don' like it DAMN DAMN DAM

+1

you saw perfection

+1

I think this is the most random thing I've seen on the site so far.

+1

What, the hell.... lawl

+1

this is like funny lawl

+2

That was actually damn good.

+2

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

-6

you know if you keep posting the same comment it gets LESS funny right?

+9

you know if you keep posting the same comment it gets LESS funny right?

+6

you know if you keep posting the same comment it gets LESS funny right?

+1

I Came

+2

u win

+1

LOLOLOLOL f*cking epic hilarious.. thats from when the f*ckin father dies on the show LOL!!!!!!! i love when the music starts playing when he actually starts navigating the level.. omg

Yeah and it goes "Daaaamn daaaamn damn"

+1

LOL, Bond didn't even make it to the DAM.

+1

Ich habe gelacht.

This is awful.

-5

wtf lol

trieed waaaaay too hard. also not funny?

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Wife types screwin up and gun shootin is what I love about my house. Five stars for class.

WTF?

+1

incredible

+1

darn

Her boobs are as big as Xenia's

+1

Aw sh-damn.

+2

Awesome site, I really didn't expect it to get this high of a rating due to its obscure nature.. It totally deserves it though.

I miss the *BAH* fad. It had a lot of well made ytmnds with it.

ROFLMAO

What were you thinking making this?

A spy sapped her sentry.

+1

Best explanation yet! +

anyone who puts that much effort into that absurdly retarded a premise gets a 5 for it

+2

I agree!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah shi-DAMN

hoooly sh*t

weird and wonderful.

Not very funny for how long it is.

-1

F*GGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-1

holy sh*t that was one of the funniest f*cking ytmnds ive ever seen

Inspired by one of the best ytmnds of all time? This IS one of the best ytmnds of all time.

qft

whaaaaaaaaaaaha hah haha

RAYYUHHD

lawl

THE BEST YTMND I'VE SEEN IN 2 MONTHS

Maybe the worst excuse ever for a YTMND. Didn't even bother to finish it.

-7

OMG this is so wacky!

She is living Comfort Eagle.

you are retarded you didn't even pick the level called dam. SH*T!!!!!!!

Greatest site I have ever seen! Sponsored.

Still the best.

DAM DAM DAM

+2

speed run

I remember Goldeneye pushing the N64 so hard, that the framerate was very low at times. This YTMND is making my brain slow down trying to process it.

This reminds me of Mars Attacks.

Lmfao, dkdn't realize at first, but you have her playing the DAM. Even better, man. Lmao, how did you come up with this combination, and how long did it take you?

Wonderful DAMN DAMN DAMN!

if i had paypal i would donate $100 just cause this is so DAMN funny

needs less win

+1

People find this funny?

-4

Not as funny as your FACE

+1

O SNAP

haha, pro job

eppic edits, you sir get a big fat 5!!!!

+1

Being Black ain't easy!!! i know....

awww ship

what the f*ck....

Now I've seen everything.

Man that was one of the best ive seen in a LONG time.

This makes my all time top 10 ytmnd list. Epic.

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

LOLLLL wow ytmnd is friggin weird. I guess as long as it makes me laugh i'll 5...

Changing vote on howtoupandcomingytmnd.ytmnd.com to a 1.

I've been finding myself coming to YTMND less and less, because they are just lacking the stupid humor i require.... But This.....THIS! This is something else. F*CKING, AMAZING. Kudos for chronstar on the find, and kudos to whatever the hell it is you are smoking in that crack pipe that influence such nonsensical brilliance

+1

this site wins.

What the f*ck is this? Awesome.

Is that fact that it's the Dam level supposed to be a pun?

Epic.

Funniest sh*t in a looong time. =D

Did the lock bleed when it was shot? O_O

100% win, daymn.

i love the idea of enemies throwing salad bowls. how would you like a contract with EA Canada?

BWAAAAH!!!!

YOU'RE A SICK BASTARD, I LOVE YOU