This should totally be their next $3 XBox game.

+15

I'd buy it.

+4

RAN RAN RUUUUUUUUU

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t

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PLOT TWIST.

yes this is epic

+2

The foreboding music when he gets the crown puts it over the top.

+2

2

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shouldent he have slain the old king?

+2

I don't necessarily think he would've been well liked for slaying the old king.

+2

I dunno, the king is really creepy...

-2

He probably ruined his image when the guy found him at his side of the bed.

+2

The old guy wasn't a king. He was the "Big Kahuna" of the clan Burger. When the curse was lifted, they decided to start a monarchy when the new Whopper people joined the clan. Instead of a crown, the former ruler wore a slice of pineapple on top of his burger, therefore he was cursed for mixing fruit with hamburgers.

-2

Is that like using jam for tossing salads?

5 for the king

+1

1'z, cause if he's the new Burger King then he should be tossing the old Kings head

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I have never operated a motor vehicle before

+15

king owns

+1

To all the ppl complaining about how he should have killed the king you are completely missing the point. He IS the king! That was hundreds of years ago and now Beowulf has become a God in the form of the Burger King mascot!

+3

Why is this 3.98?? This deserves better

+2

Why is this 4.38?? This deserves worse

+1

You can have it your way, but you can't have it both ways.

like a bisexual

+2

statefarm is there

+2

I think it would've been funnier if it was called "The NEW King" and you superimposed the Burger King's head over Hrothgar's, like he was passing down the crown to Beowulf. But I'm a moron, so I'm probably wrong.

+5

Why would you be all positive and constructive and inventive and then just dismiss yourself as a moron?? :( Are you depressed

+2

...yes. :'{ /wrists

+3

ALL HAIL THE KING

+1

f*cking win.

+1

outstanding

+1

GIVE ME A WHOPPER!

+1

WENDY WILL SEDUCE HIM!

+3

...but he will marry the Dairy Queen under the Pizza Hut.

+3

Will he ride the Subway south of the border to capture the Taco Bell?! Stay tuned to find out!

+2

Jack-in-the-box.

+1

He'll probably ride a Blimpie along his journey and go In N Out. Slay the Red Lobster too. Man I suck

+1

no, you worked in red lobster, that's an admirable thing

+2

zaxby's?

Only way I can watch.

I just can't understand.

great lossy usage

nice dood.

Lol, fast food it epic, out of place context!

Sometimes these YTMNDS are better than any advertisements these companies produce. King = 5

+1

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

+1

Brilliant

maybe add sound bite "Wake up with the king" at the end

LOL

i started to chuckle, but then I realized that I died in an Ugandan massacre in 1837.

+2

spoiler alert goddamnit it

★I'm king, now! Yay!★ ✛]:—>

HAHAHAHAHA! Long live the king!

This is absolute genius!

i'd kill for that crown

Tell the tale of the mcdonalds and burker king rivalry using beowulf movie.

+1

make a witty comment on the site that tells the tale of the mcdonalds and "burker" king rivalry using beowulf movie.

-1

make an unfunny parody reply to a witty comment on the site that tells the tale of the mcdonalds and "burker" king rivalry using beowulf movie.

rofl

I'm sending this to my English Literature professor , hopefully this will get me some extra credit on our midterm today...

+1

this deserves hall o fame

LMFAO

awesome job.

So then who's McDonald's mother...?

Wendy, duh.

Come to think of it, I'd love to see red pigtails on a nekkid Angelina Jolie. Anyone?

+1

Now make him kill the GrendelCrispBaconCheddarRanch

+5

u win

Where....Is....Your god now?

This site is still awesome.

needs more king

And more cowbell

BEOWULF BE PRAISED!

You know when you're eating a burger from McDonalds or Burger King, and sometimes you get that chewy bit in the beef patty that tastes sort of squeeky and rubbery? That's part of a cow's eye you're eating. Enjoy your deaths.

+1

CACA

-2

The Real King is way more kickass than Beowulf.

-1

A curse has lifted! Curse has lifted!