Hmmmm

How Can We Help?

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HI COCO!!!!

haven seen it,, still lold

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http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4733/1006700gf7.jpg proof of nazi ufo

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Snake...youve created a time paradox!

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F*ggy short film.

And how else would you make the joke if it weren't a FSF?

The boat f*cks to much.

NSFW

Thank god you did this. I was going to spend $10 to look at glorious man-tits.

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Well that saved me hours of my life that I can instead use to view YTMND.

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the sad truth is that it still cost $50 million to make

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They spent most of the money on Stallone's speech therapist.

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which means, they wasted it for nothin'

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why is it I never noticed the gigantic man tits on stallone until I saw the ytmnd of this scene

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Those man tits ARE huge.

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Rambo has Farley-tits

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Like Uncle Sam's nipples.

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THE END

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THE FURY

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THE COX

understandable and funny like lots of other abridged-ded-ded ytmnd's

In Soviet jungle, the f*cking boat stays with the boatman!

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Never get out of the f*ckin' boat.

get in the f*cking boat and stay there, boatman

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"Do I know you?" "When I was a kid you walked me home..." "I did?"

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"You told me to quit smoking."

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"I did?"

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"Do I know you?"

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Yeah, you did.

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"I never sad that."

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saved me $7, thanks mate

still longer then it needed to be

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And he had so much love to give.

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Awesome'd

the sync is awful. I'll check back later to make sure my computer isn't spazzing out. till then, 1

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you should've stayed with the boat

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He did?

lol, he looks so sad :(

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I get it, you spliced the movie to make it look like he stayed on the boat the whole time. Lame. 1'd.

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he never left the boat LOL

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WHO ARE YOU WHO ARE ANY OF YOU

I wish that was the movie. I sat through the rest of that crap.

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we're going to need a bigger boat?

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bpwnoat'd

This would mash up nicely with Volunteers. Where's fourest?

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his folks sent him to Military School

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In Iraq.

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lawl

Goddamn masterpiece

Too OLD You Are Too OLD

...and you're too, too, umm, BLONDE!

I like the speed up of the guys scurrying away, lolol

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I thought of this when in theaters, made a great YTMND

Someone now needs to do a rejected megaman villian "boatman" too resemble that of stallone. I will give you a granny smith apple if you do so.

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I'm greg gumballs. Stallone is a Dilf. If by "stays" you mean mean "takes", and by "with the boat" you mean "my anal cherry", then yes this movie is excellent.

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Greg lost his anal cherry when he was 9

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http://greggumballs.ytmnd.com/

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ramballs.ytmnd.com

fearcondom, why is ur name on every f*cking ytmnd i click on to save for fav?... you are truly a ytmnd GOD :)

boatman? who's his f*cking sidekick, wonder buoy bobbin?

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whatever mang its just a rip, you have done better.

stallone + neanderthal grunts = stallone

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I still can't believe they were able to stretch a 20 minute movie into a 90 minute nap.

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nice f*cking boat

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hahahha epic!

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I think we all know the real question here is can n*gg*rs actually fart?

So much better this way

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Serious overacting by all parts.

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1, also.

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Sad Rambo. /_

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lolol

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that was so funny dood.

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You just saved me two long boobless hours.

this was the only abridged site ive ever laughed at

'es the boat man.

I thought Adam West was a better Boatman.

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hahaha

actually kind of funny.

For future reference, when your site says "f*cking" it means your site is not safe for work. You should tag it as such.

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a thousand apologies oh wise and friendly wizard

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Fearcondom- why do you waste your time on this site? Go off and make millions. You're a genius.

Expected some "How could this happen to me?" emo sh*t. 5 for unexpected funniness!

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Gives me the chilly beans.

what are you retarded or yes? This was probably the best action movie since decades. bunch a f*ckwits! Go stick your penises in a electric outlet or something you f*cking retards! Most of you asshats haven't even watched the movie!

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lol u mad?

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