+5

+14

nerd

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it's a ptolemytmnd, lol

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^ no

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props, kid

+5

Dew works best with obscure mathematicians and astronomers.

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Ptolemy is a punk bitch... World is the center of the universe my ass. COPERNICUS N*GG*

+11

BEST YTMND EVER

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http://callonptolemy.ytmnd.com/ Retards

+2

Even if it had been done before, most people never saw this one, (I know I never saw it.) And the fact that it came out of nowhere, haven't seen an eric prydz site in over a year at least, it was so UNexpected that I have to give it a 5.

+4

It was originally Valerie.

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!

win f*ggot

even if this hadn't been done before i'd still 1 it. also n*gg*rdicks

-1

Tell them Albert Einstein and Copernicus were wrong.. TEH WURLDZ ADDRESS.

I don't think that the warbly remix version was necessary. The standard one is Ptolemaic enough.

+3

Do you question the Ptolemasticity? Let him go before the council.

+10

No way, it's the remix that does it!

+5

Win

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it might be funny if i knew who he was

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he created a model of the universe as a set of nested spheres

+5

or you could just, you know, use the internet for something else besides pr0n, linerider, and sometimes ytmnd and go to wikipedia like the descript says.

I did

I thought he just added epicycles to make the aristotelian system less craptacular.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptolemy

+2

Noob.

Noob.^

Noob.^

Haven't seen on of these in a while

i like these

+1

holyyyyyy moooly

+1

Claudius Ptolemaeus (after 83 – 161 CE), known in English as Ptolemy, was a Greek mathematician, geographer, astronomer, and astrologer. He lived in Roman Egypt, and was probably born there at the town in the Thebaid called Ptolemais of Hermias; he died in Alexandria in 161 CE.

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then he was re-born in 1952 in argentina. 30 years later, he died in infancy of cholera.

+9

Are you not ashamed of using the vulgar Common Era instead of AD, the era of our Lord and Saviour, Raptor Jesus?!?!

+12

I thought CE was christian era. lol

-5

I'm pretty sure it's Christian era, apparently that's more politically correct than Before Christ

-4

F*GGOT ERA

-4

"Common Era," actually.

+4

you're all right :D "Common Era (also known as Christian Era and Current Era; abbreviated CE)..."

yeah, it's Common Era. there's a big debate about this, -it's religiously intolerant to use "Anno Domini" to mark the dates -but the BCE/CE divide is still based on the birth of Christ -besides, the days of the week are still based on the names of Nordic Gods -yeah but paganism isn't a major religious force today -actually statistics show that neopaganism is on the rise -this is gettng boring. plus we're running out of characters for our YTMND post. wanna go grab a beer? -cool.

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^Cheers.

it is a Common Error.

+1

The calendar is serious business.

+3

ptolemy

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During Black History Month we learned it was actually a black man who invented the model of the universe. And the humidifier. The universe and a humidifier.

+9

dont forget peanut butter!

+6

also clocks

+3

BUT, Ptolemy invented it first, even if it was inaccurate and off maybe a little bit, it was still a rough sketch for people to improve on. also, a black dude invented the label maker.

You are right, I stand corrected. Ptolemy invented the humidifier in it's first, inaccurate form.

+2

Better than all those 5 hours of bullsh*t special effects ytmnds

+9

readheads

+2

No. Phrenology has been widely discredited.

+2

It has?

Well Ptolemy also wrote about the properties of light.....those ytmnds wouldnt exist without it

classic

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

+1

***** for pluging in fad

im also giving you five asterisks *****

-1

lolz

Been done but whatever, I liked it

-1

geocentric dew army ftw

+4

+ 5 for junior high

Notice how Ptolemy doesn't change facial expressions either.

+3

good refresh of an old fad

+1

I'll say it...Ptolemy.

Oh ya!

Excellent

Eric Prydz is really singing "Call on me", but I can see how it could be misinterpretated.

You've been a member for 2 years and don't know of the lyric misinterpretation and/or Dew Army fads? Wow.

lol it's not Eric Prydz who's singing that

+1

YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS ACTING LIKE A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+2

Steve Winwood is singing about his boner

there was no acting involved and you know it

+1

5'd for obscure mathematicians and astronomers.

+1

Dark Ages Europe excepted, where and since when is Ptolemy obscure??

+3

5'd for names that begin with a silent P.

+6

HAHAHAHAHA

The Universe doesn't change facial expressions

+6

My 5 stars will hang transfixed in the celestial sphere.

+4

eh, it's an aural stretch to think that sounds like ptoelmy

-3

You're going to get an anal stretch.

+4

Also Aristotle.

+4

But I Copernicus from there.

+5

sounds like we have a lot on our Plato

+6

You all think yr so Wittgensteiny. Jeez, I'm sorry that was awful.

I Kant believe you just said that, gr33nscr33n.

+4

this comment thread Locke'd for bad puns

+7

Would you fellas like a little Aquinas with your cheese?

+2

ok that was bad. lol i promise i won't do any More.

+3

You're putting Descartes before the horse.

+10

^ That one was pretty Humerous

+2

I'm trying so hard to work Nikolai Chernyshevsky into a pun but it's just not working out.

+2

Oh man I've tried to use that guy's name so many times, if for each time I had a Nikolai would be rich

+6

BTW Max is selling YTMND...but he doesn't want to Hegel about the price.

+6

I Tolle you so.

+1

F*GGOT COMBO BREAKER

-1

Oh go buy yourself a sense of David Hume-or. Every bit of comedy has its own Nietzsche, but that's no reason to Hagel over stars and up/down votes. I really Kant see why you're so down about this.

+2

ooooh, brilliant

Been a while since I saw a good Dew.

+4

Been a while since I had a good mtn Dew. Thanks for reminding me.

terrible

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http://ptolemy.ytmnd.com/

whats the song called?

Eric Prydz - Call on Me

Which Eric Prydz remix are you using here?

Eric Prydz - Call On Me (Geocentric Mix)

+5

Astronomy trivia FTW!

I see 5 stars from this heav'nly sphere.

+1

Geocentrism 4life. One day these know it all "scientists" will get a healthy dose of God's vengeance in their face.

+1

http://callonptolemy.ytmnd.com/

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yeah, i just looked at that site. looks like someone beat you to it. i don't think that this deserves a total downvote though, since the difference in sound and image files suggests that you just came up with the same idea on your own.

-1

being the first doesn't mean that you're the best. that was done poorly.

def. the dif in the quality of this site and that other is like dvd rip vs handy cam in a movie theater.

true to all, but with thievery being a problem on ytmnd, i try to maintain a low-to-no tolerance policy. as i said, this guy doesn't seem to be ripping the other guy off, which is why i won't give a total downvote, but a quick search for "ptolemy" would show that this idea has been done before.

-1

U rool

+1

I don't know if I can handle this much win.

+3

DHUE!!!!

+2

All I hear is call me... call me, what are you waiting for? 401-524-6896

You found another one. Awesome, I love the song too much to give anything less than a 5.

+1

You're a giant nerd. I couldn't be happier.

+1

This remix was worthwhile. Better than the original.

+2

Didn't see that coming... and I'm a Cosmos fan

-1

9

HEY GUYS LETS UPVOTE THIS MEDIOCRE SITE SO THAT WE CAN SEEM SMART EVEN THOUGH WERE ACTUALLY A BUNCH OF PRETENTIOUS RETARDS!!!!1

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Someone didn't know the answer.

+2

It's a shame I can't +6 this. Because I totally would.

+1

YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD

+2

LOOK IT UP.

Would have gotten 5'd just for having Prydz.. but since this is a recycled site.. eh eh

I voted 5 for the original that appeared like...4 years ago

dooo

I facepal'emy'd.

+1

wow

lawl

Did he ever visit Jamestown?

-1

It pains me but I must revoke the 5, the best I can afford you is a 4 as this was much more successful than the original.

-1

Really niku? Really? you went there?

Oh, I thought it was Aristotle.

Wow a YTMND that isn't a f*ggy short film. Fav for you!

I love this. It's nerdy without entering XKCD levels of "Jesus christ this is embarrassing" nerdosity.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

F*cking bringing it back like porch monkey

-1

yes

well done

Every time I hear this song, I think of this site. I can't tell if that's sad, or just a testament to how good this is.

+1

over 700 votes and a 4.43 is very damn impressive. hats off to you.