F*CKIN WIN!

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WOO! C*CK PARTY! YEAH!

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GET SOME!!!!

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WHEEE!

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TERRORISTS WIN!!!

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matthew386 (on left) seems to be winning this (MASS) debate

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fu im the one on the left

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McEarlGrey, I can't believe you searched and edited the .gif for this... The c*ck rubbing is so hypnotizing, I can't turn away.

http://b3.ytmnd.com/

whut

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FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT

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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/NARV

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n*gg*rs.on.nimp.org

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FYI, I've been a member longer than you.

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My justification for my 1: This site is really, really gay.

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http://forums.ytmnd.com/

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Prudes.

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I received a lecture from two lesbians in my college comp class today. One of them was like 500 pounds with boobs that drooped to her vagina. Now go throw up

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Now, you wanna know the funny part? ^What I said was actually true.

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Pics or it didn't happen, prairiedogeric10. *should mention that I stopped listening after "two lesbians" because that was the interesting part*

You do not want pictures, trust me

FYI, I've got a longer member than you.

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LOL

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They're not only giants intellectually...

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Imagine what goes on when the discussion gets REALLY heated.

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forums are gay

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so is sponosring them

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/not saying steakman sponsored

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//apologies for f*ggy fark-style slash-commenting

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# slash-commenting?

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sage

also c*cks

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It looks like you people will never learn that Islam is a threat. That's ok in Europe because I really don't care if the Socialists across the ocean suffer because of their stupidity. However in the US I suffer because of the stupidity of my fellow Americans, and simple self-interest means I can't tolerate them. You Socialists are a problem for me and you clearly won't change. If a person's behavior is causing a problem and they won't change it, there's only one solution.

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Lemme guess, you're gonna get all our IPs, come to our houses and kill us. Scary!

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Yeah, I'm sure you're suffering horribly, you f*cking brat. Must be rough living at home, using your parents' credit cards to get your hate speech featured on a bullsh*t website. I empathize.

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Looks like you've bought into the brand new nice form of censorship called 'hate speech'. Of course I could have already guessed because you're a classic example of the brainwashed socialist which I hate. Too bad for you that life isn't all peaceful coexistence protected by the warm and suffocating arms of socialist government. See, there's this idea called freedom which is important to me, and I can't let you socialists take it away.

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Yeah, you're sure being censored. And oppressed! In fact, my socialist buddies are coming to you beat your *ss for daring to disagree with us. Solidarity!

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I can't tolerate living under laws made by socialist politicians I didn't elect. I can't tolerate government thieves stealing my money to spend on programs I don't support. I can't tolerate all the backwards thugs who come to live in my neighborhood with the socialist's blessing of 'multiculturalism'. Put simply, I can't tolerate people like you.

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Awww, poor baby. Life's rough for middle class white kids. *sniffle*

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Why are you the one calling us socialists? You're the one who keeps sharing your money with us.

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5'd out of spite.

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Life's not rough but it's going to be. You socialists will suffer because reality always trumps stupidity. Look at Europe, the riots in France and Denmark, the bombings in London and Spain, the hate speech preached in Mosques and the imprisonment for 'hate speech' of those who dare criticize it, the rise in rape in Sweden, the ban of the movie Fitna in the Netherlands, the loss of national sovereignty to the EU, and much more than I could ever list. But I can't tolerate suffering alongside you.

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I love America! I love Freedom of Speech! I love Freedom of Religion! God Bless the USA!! The wonderful Constitution, made by our founding fathers, totally rocks! I enjoy being able to practice my religion! In many countries, some religions can't be practiced. In some countries, we can't express our opinions of certain people. But in America, we can!!! And same with some other countries, too. YAY!!! You're a good person, Matthew! I admire your support of sites that share your opinion. I can't finish this se

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Contrast that with America, where there are no rapes or murders and everyone's free and prosperous. Damn, you're right, Muslims are the source of all strife in the world. Well that's me converted I'm a new man. hallelujah. When do we firebomb our first mosque?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I'm not sharing money with you, I'm spending my money to promote a message. This is called advertising and it’s part of capitalism. Of course I can understand that error in judgment gr33nscr33n given that you socialist's believe in the redistribution of wealth and a single, government enforced, way of thinking.

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Thanks for sharing!!

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But I don't think America is great Carib. In fact I hate it because of people like you. America is not my concern. Nationalism is just another form of collectivism; another system which I hate. My concern is my personal freedom and that is something that Muslims and socialists both threaten.

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Hey Matthew, whatchya gonna do with yr $300-600 IRS rebate check? I say you oughtta sponsor this with the whole thing: http://lolsandn*gg*rs.ytmnd.com THAT'll teach us!

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Yeah, I'm a huge threat to your freedom. I'm coming for your car, your house, your money, your kids, and your wife. Then I'm going to round you and all conservatives/libertarians and send you all off to death camps. Did I say death camps? I meant happy camps.

In the UK the man Paul Ray was arrested and could face up to 7 years in prison for writing a blog which was critical of Islam. 7 years for writing in a blog. Is what socialists call freedom? In Germany an Anti-Islam protest scheduled on the anniversary of 9/11 was forbidden by the authorities. Again is that what socialist's call freedom Carib? Because these are the sorts of the things Socialists are doing.

And because I'm a liberal, I support both of those things you mentioned. That's just how it works.

Reading what you have to say is more homo-erotic then this ytmnd.

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I do my best.

Since you socialists have chosen to support a collectivist ideology you should take collective blame for your actions. Without people like you Carib Socialist governments would never come to power. You are part of the problem, and it is a problem that needs to be solved for there to be real freedom.

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*yawn* What were you saying a while back about straw men?

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I want your honest opinion, Mat. Are Muslims people? Are all followers of Islamic belief evil-doers? Because, last I heard, the Qur'an has the Tanakh/"Old" Testament of the Jews, as well as the "New" Testament, as well as the teachings of the prophet Muhammad. And I guess some other stories, I don't really know. Check out adherents.com, it's a neat religion statistic site. Praise Allah! Praise God! Praise Adonai!

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You did not answer my bait, er, question about the IRS refund!!!

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Let's talk more about freedom. Freedom is a word that's been tossed around so much people don't have a clear idea of what exactly it means. The way I see things freedom can be separated into two categories. First is the freedom of how to react to our environment. People that have this freedom alone seem free, but they're not. Think of a hamster kept in a cage. Inside the cage the hamster is free to do what it wants, but it doesn't have real freedom because it can neither leave nor change the cage.

I call the freedom to react to our environment superficial freedom. The other freedom is the freedom to change our environment. This is total freedom and it empowers the individual. However the government denies us this sort of freedom. Think of other people. Other people have a huge effect on us from the day we’re born and whether we like it or not. They are the most influential part of our environment.

The freedom to change our environment means having the ability to remove aspects of it which we don’t like. There’s only one way to permanently remove other people from our environment, and the government takes this natural freedom away from us. So Carib while I’m forced to allow people like you to exist I don’t have total freedom, and total freedom is what I want. The elimination of Muslims and Socialists is only incidental in obtaining that.

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Hahahaha.

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Well enjoy your armchair battle to obtain "total freedom" to kill anyone and everyone who displeases you. Too bad you'll never wage it from anywhere but in front of your computer screen-otherwise someone might have to take notice of you.

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I don't get it Matthew, if you're so vehemently opposed to Islam, why aren't you doing something about it? Like burning down mosques? Making YTMNDs is the best you can do? Trying to get a political point across in YTMND is pointless. You're free to do so, though. I'm also free to take a sh*t on my neighbor's lawn.

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Here you are basically writing essays on Islamism, freedom, and socialism. I hope you copy and paste your comments into a word file for your thesis. Otherwise, your just wasting your time thinking about what you're going to say next. I know when I'm on YTMND, I don't think when I comment, especially now. ALSO COX LOL

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Matthew38, please limit your responses to 100 words or less

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Matthew, please limit your responses to putting a bullet in your brain.

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LOL

You murderous, hypocritical swine. May Allah smite you with the flames of a thousand volcanoes, then pull your backbone and brain from your body and split them in two again and again. Amen.

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YTMNDers are not Socialists, but they are people who share sites and opinions on the YTMND platform. And we want to have fun and make hilarious or beautiful sites. You, Matthew386, want to do political propaganda, and you're dividing this community. If you keep abusing the system, it is only fair we have the right to criticise your actions and your opinions. So, please, stop playing this stupid anti-Islam game.

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Isn't it ironic that in your crusade for absolute freedom, you might as well eliminate the freedoms of two other voices that wish to also change their environment? At the end of the day, when you take out everyone that will intrude on your concept of "absolute freedom" you will be left all alone. You may be able to influence (or think you are influencing) other people, but can you truly control others? No, get in touch with reality. People that want complete control of their environment are dictators.

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Haha, Matthew386 is a total Sith Lord. He deals in absolutes and believes true freedom comes from torturing and terrorizing those who disagree with you.

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tl;dr

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I like how Matthew386 thinks that a humor site on the internet is the right place to discuss politics. I also find it funny that he thinks street preaching changes anyone's mind.

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if the feds cant find me before the access logs on my closest hops expire, how is some sand-pounding monkey with a 20-baud satellite phone connect going to find me? and if AQ does learn who i actually am, i guarantee they wont have the balls to come scurrying out of their cozy little caves and mudhuts to come after me.

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<<<"The other freedom is the freedom to change our environment. This is total freedom and it empowers the individual." <<< As mortals you share your environment with each other. The freedom to change "your" environment is essentially the freedom to change someone else's environment. And at some point, whoever drums up the most influence and muscle will naturally dictate the state of the environment for everyone. To believe that humans would thrive under such freedom is total idiocy.

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Why aren't you responding to me, Mat? I'd like to hear your opinions, and I'm sure you have many.

Durka durka...muhammad...sherpa allah..and If you don't believe me...I'll put a jihad on YOU too.

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YTMND IS A SERIOUS PLACE OR SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS. ALSO, C*CKS.

Why single out Islam when all religions are threats? Anyone who doesn't think that their religion or any religion has the potential to become a threat are being narrow minded. All religions essentially are the same as in the bestow a set of common rules and morals upon that particular religion. Many times those rules and morals include: peace, tolerance and love. It's when you get a bunch of people with the same beliefs who take a more radical approach to things when you start having problems.

To put it plain and simple. Religion just causes problems. You're telling me there's a religion that takes away all your sins if you confess them and it doesn't matter how bad the sin was? Wow let's all hop on the religion band wagon and worship gods we can't feel with any of our senses.

"Many times those rules and morals include: peace, tolerance and love. It's when you get a bunch of people with the same beliefs who take a more radical approach to things when you start having problems." However, Islam doesn't teach peace, tolerance, and love in the first place. It teaches to kill infidels, to subjugate women, and to lie to unbelievers.

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not all socilaism is anti-democratic, totalitarian, or even involves the government at all. a person can take care of oneself, and help others simultainiously. its simply of matter of not thinking purely about yourself and consider the needs of the people around you. you can do that, right gallileon? the needs of others, all that jesus stuff?

the destruction of buddist temples in afganistan is almost a mirror image of the destruction of pagan art in europe a mellenia before. under the reign of constantines son (when christians were still a minority) its said the wells in rome were filled with the blood of heretics. christians can be just as radical, so really its a question of the choices made by individuals, not an entire religion. although i'd be lying if i said that religious fanatacism didn't scare me.

1 for calling bobhughes gay

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^minused by hank/fathermck and the rest of his alts (this one too)

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I can't stop watching this. And wanking.

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the title could be "two guys rubbing each others genitalia" and it would be just as funny.

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no wait, funnier, change it

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agreed tbh

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agreed tbh

tagreed bha

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my vision is realized!

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it is even funnier this way :oD

"Moderate Gayness" is a lie! A lie spread by groups like GLAD so the mental sickness of gayness will be allowed to spread further into our society. Gayness by its very nature is extremist anal sex. At the core of gayness there is rape, the fight to kill and enslave infidels. They tell us it is "natural and normal" to misguide us, because to the Gays deception is another weapon of rape. Since the days of the murderous pedophile Liberace has existed to spread itself across the world through anal sex.

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Best comment ever.

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sex with infidels

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except for DVDA

LMAO

I would like to take credit for being the first person to use a sped up "always on my mind" in a YTMND

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lol this is soooo funne

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no one here seriously believes that you didn't enjoy this site

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riiiight, so making a huger f*ggot of yourself seems to solve the problem?

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solving the problem of you enjoying watching gay men caress each other's penises is outside my area of expertise and was not my goal in making this site

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then why did YOU make it?

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for lulz

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They certainly seem to understand each other.

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Funny but gay. Too gay for me. I'd 5 it but I don't want any ASL messages.

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19/m/us, u?

18/m/nj, u? Wanna discuss religion?

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this guy only downvoted it cuz he's sad that it gave him a boner

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wick gave me a boner. ASL?

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9/F/332 W. Washington St., Davenport, IA, u? I'm looking to meet a 50-something potbellied unshaven man, preferably in a back alley.

so someone did see my site b4 it was nsfw'ed. good deal

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<<<"The other freedom is the freedom to change our environment. This is total freedom and it empowers the individual." <<< As mortals you share your environment with each other. The freedom to change "your" environment is essentially the freedom to change someone else's environment. And at some point, whoever drums up the most influence and muscle will naturally dictate the state of the environment for everyone. To believe that humans would thrive under such freedom is total idiocy.

QUOTE: "As mortals you share your environment with each other." Oh crap bobhughes is immortal, cut off his head!

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"as mortals ^we^ share" i got in a hurry lol. i also meant to reply that in matthew's socialism troll thread instead of making a new comment

Bobhughes, you tend to make more logical sense than Matthew. For that, I respect you. Here's an idea; rather than the environment belonging to us, we are consequences of the environment, and the environment is a consequence of us. Time goes to the limit of infinity, but there is always a change. Until time is infinite, which it never will be, change will always exist. Humanity thrives on stability, and the environment thrives on instability (e.g. extreme weather, biodiversity).

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if we stand as individuals, atomized and unsympathetic, we get run the hell over by movements and people, (namely the rich) that are unified or at least cooporating with each other in ways that we arent. I think that balance between the individual and the group is what is called for. if people dont help each other than their is no outrage, if their is no outrage, than their is no objection to power.

Made me LOL!

Okay this was funny, but 5 favorites?? Methinks someone wants quick access to the image for --eh..um-- personal reasons.

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I doubt it-you can do a lot better than YTMND for wank material.

Not if they don't want their parents to see them on a porno site....especially gay porn. Plus it is hard to find good free gay porn online. SO IVE OVERHEARD THROUGH THE TUBES!

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LOL TMI FTW

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ASL?

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12/F/FL LOL U?

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55/M/RIGHT BEHIND YOU

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Thank god someone made this. Matthew386 is a freakin nut.

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and why the hell does this turn me on...?

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i like the part where the guys rub each others members

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5'd after rename, cause not the subtlety makes it hilarious!

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I'm glad it's only NSFW after the name change.

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+3 for site name, since no one's been that honest on the internet since '98, +2 for epic keywords

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-3 for title change

ya i liked it better when it was making fun of matthew386 and bobhues

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bobwhose?

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f*ck it, still funny

After reading through the comments... 5

Hey ... I own that movie!

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I honestly wasn't expecting it to be what the title said. :(

this is so HQ

Hay. Where did you get this from? Title of movie please? :D

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It's from Kill Bill.

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LOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING WAS FROM KILL BILL WHEN IT ACTUALLY WASN'T LOL I'M SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you're doing it wrong

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somebody got pissed off about how he doesn't cite the write films, i see...

Yes, yes, yes. BUT WHAT'S THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE PLS.

I enjoyed this TO much...

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I am scarred for life. Thanks YTMND!

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Prude.

ALRIGHT!

Do guys secretly like touching other guys' boners?

usually in the navy, yeah

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Absolutely ... but not so much "secretly," in my case. (P.S. --> Do you wanna touch boners with me?)

Who doesn't like it?

The last keyword is best.

Pet Shop Boys effteedubya.

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

Those are some nice bowling shoes.

I can't believe YTMND forces me to load that before 1'ing this f*ggot-ass sh*t

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This site needs another sponsorship, especially since the comments won't make an ounce of sense to anyone who wasn't around when it was first posted.

+1 for the description. This should be a bump on SciFi channel because of that. *C*cks rubbing [What If?]

It's not gay unless the balls touch

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"Sound Origin: borrowed " ROFL...

This site technically needs more moheevi.

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agree with above statement

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stroking one another's c*cks: SFW. loud noises: NSFW.

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everyone who thinks thats not gay is gay

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lol, he changed the name now

i think its gay, doesnt mean its not awesome

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btape didn't realize it was two guys rubbing each other's genitalia until i changed the title

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i don't care what the f*ck you guys think, i'm gonna go masturbate now

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why the 1, f*g?

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evenge downvote

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youve downvoted pretty much all of my (joejew's) sites but i still voted 5

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in fact i've given 5s to precisely 15 of your (joejew) sites

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oh

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