Dear f*cking god no.

+1

Dear f*cking satin yes.

-2

satin?

+4

I LIKE THE FEEL!!!

I love my satin sheets when we r... oh god I refuse to finish this f*ck it - someone else go for it.

+1

Rusts easy

I always love hearing that song.

+1

The song is a f*cking CUT. ^ homos

Now, where did you get that image from? 4Chan?

-3

i didn't so much GET the image as I MADE it

+4

shibangalang

Reduced to 1ing the highest rated sites of your critics as though that somehow makes your piece of sh*t site better. Yay, another tard f*cking, *ss kissing, free handjobbing, revenging, c*cksucking YTMNDer soon to rule the front page. Someone want to remind me why everyone was so upset that this place was dead three days ago?

+2

you, sir, did in fact, just fall for the trap.

+2

How about you try speaking in language not from movie quotes, catch phrases on the internet, the back of bubblegum wrappers, or TV sound bites?

+3

*BARON LASERS NOISES* F*GGOT!!!!!!! Help, I am trapped in a bubblegum factory. DID I DO THAT?! Want some candy?!

+1

WHATCHA TALKIN BOUT WILLIS. YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLL'D, BAZOOKA BUBBLE GUM MAN. WOAHHHH HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA.

+7

Now I get why Punisher doesn't bother to comment when he downvotes. It's hard to wade through so much sh*t without getting any on you.

+2

k. I thought to myself, Self, i bet that h0mo gr234nskr2945n is glued to the spy all the time in addition to being fat and ugly and secksed by bazxooka joe. hence, the trap. HEY! HOW'D U DO THAT?

I was watching spy like a TV and saw you commented and was incredibly interested to come check it out and reply making many references to BACZ00KA JOE GUMS!

+1

Really fat. Like, pushing six hundred [gay] pounds. Plus I eat children, but only little boys because they make me stronger. I steal their aura and I DRINKKK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!LOL!!11one

+4

.....

LOUD NOISES!

+1

dude, please stop commenting. that style of writing is just gay. it's not funny but kind of gay. it's not a little gay but more funny. It's just gay

-1

I WANT TO SUCK YOU OFF

+1

keaton's comment > all

underrated

2nd

i been watching keaton's posting to see how my site's REALLY doing. 5's over there will not go amiss either. The fact that this is rated lower than my throw-away billy joel site is gr394ntarded

+2

You care too much which points to having little else going for you when you turn your computer off.

o hai. I only turn my computer off when i can't stay awake for that 3rd or 4th day and finally hafta sleep. Which is dull since i dont remember my dreams ever.

you guys are both lame

it's resolved now. but you're definitely not wrong.

+1

Stumbling onto this comments page was like encountering a black couple loudly arguing in a restaurant.

+2

How dare you not recognize and respect how much I rule at the internet

+1

'nuff said

o yeah! like that one autobot, Cutter...