give me a break... GIVE ME A BREAK...

+9

give me a bang... GIVE ME A BANG...

+7

this comment space reserved for the highest bidder

-5

Lol, I was expecting only one gun shot... greedy bastard.

+7

The gun shots should have been replaced with crunching sounds.

-6

We should have heard 4 crunching sounds, then cut to him crying because he didn't get any...

-2

phhhh... AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH

-1

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!

+2

nice production values but slightly overrated. Needs moer funnay.

break me off a piece of that...fancy feast.

+1

very nice

This would have NEVER happened if he had a Rolo. Brilliant idea.

4pieces1car

4 out of 5 dentists say this id bad for teeth but great for internets!!!

+1

the computer I'm on right now doesn't let me view ytmnd's so i hope I voted right

-3

WROOONNNNNNNNNGGGGG!

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He's prolly just setting himself up for a vote change to a 1 later ;)

this computer works and this ytmnd is pure sh*t 1 for yo--- wait a second... how'd you know ? >.<

the computer I'm on right now doesn't let me view ytmnd's so i hope I voted right

+2

The YTMND I'm on right now doesn't let me vote so I hope I computed right

+6

THE POLAND IM ON RIGHT NOW DOESNT LET ME FORGET IT SO I HOPE I VOTED 5

+7

The C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER I'M NO RIGHT NOW DOESN'T LET ME BREAK COMBOS SO I HOPE I C-C-COMBO BROKE RIGHT.

+4

downvoted b/ you don't have the right computer

then i took four shots

+2

It was the only thing he could do.

+8

NICE WORK

+3

Kit capped.

+26

replying to a highly rated comment just to look cool

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But there's 5 stars.........................

+7

Overdone. should have ended at "but theres only 4 of us"

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Agreed.

-1

same joke, diff't gif.

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yeh cause the original one had a kit kat bar and a man killing his family for chocolate. yup yup. so little effort and unoriginality makes this deserve the same 1 that goes to sh*theads posting myspace links and retarded text. yup yup.

+17

what doug said.... BITCH

+7

F*ck all y'all. You fat asses are the reason they made Big Mama's House 2. You're why "Now That's What I Call Music" is up to Vol 69. You're the reason Jim Belushi has a career. You're why Goat Boy and the Making Copies guy killed SNL. You're why Carrot Top, Gallagher and the whole cast of Blue Collar TV can get work. And you're why New Kids on the Block are getting back together.... BITCH!

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You're the reason condoms were made.

+15

Hey, look at you! A witty comeback! And the last time I heard that I fell off my pet dinosaur! ROFL! LOL! VARIOUS INTERNET JOKINGS!

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You're returning to the comments section of a ytmnd you couldn't hate more, only to view & reply to people whose opinions you completely disagree with. You are the reason people are sucked into Scientology. You are the reason "Leave Britney Alone" become an internet top-viewed site. You are the reason tabloids were invented. Get the f*ck out of this world you low-life piece of sh*t.

+9

I keep coming back because I can see the +/-'d comments back on my own profile, genius. And then there's always something new to comment about. How long have you been on the internet that you don't understand how to kill a thread you don't like? Yr like a candy-covered kid thrown into the bear pen at the zoo. BTW, I like yr CIA site and the reason it's underrated is exactly what I'm railing against here.

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I thought it was funny. What was the original site? If its just that guy killing his 4 family members by itself that would be f*cking hilarious.

+5

gr33nscr33n. I think you should relax and take a break from the internet or something.

+11

And I am not agreeing with Dougwastaken either. He is just pushing your buttons to get a rise out of you.

+4

And I think you should all watch this: mastersofmedieval.ytmnd.com

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oh man, that was f*cking funny!

+4

to gr33nscr33n, how can your "mastersofmidevil" be original? Stop telling others aren't unoriginal when they are...

+2

Somebody forgot their medication. I'm looking at you gr33nscr33n.

+2

my ytmnds don't really appeal to the mainstream crowd anyways, the cia one was more of a political thing and wasn't funny. everything else i've made stems from something i've said in my sleep.

+1

l33tCake just made my day. my week, even.

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i thought mastersofmidevil was funny. but gr33nscr33n still sucks as a person.

+3

fatbastid made my month! who's next? it just keeps getting better!

-3

I was about to 3 this, but then I decided to quiet my inner gr33nscr33n and watched it again, and it resulted in a LOL

+3

We all have an inner gr33nscr33n.

+4

doug, do not end sentences with prepositions, please

+4

that is the sort of grammar rule up with which i will not put.

+1

Off in whose trailer they were whackin'?

hah, nice churchill reference

i plus'd

dude i suck d for free

lame. choke yourself

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i choke myself when i masturbate. Try it!

+12

^I can confirm that it's a lot of fun.

+2

Heh. Heh heh.

+2

Damn that gun sound click

+1

Just think of it as crunching the wrapper in the other hand

+4

Sounds like the first line of a J. Fiddy Dolla song.

simply...scrumptrilescent.

+2

kit kats are high in saturation.

+2

lololololuhuhjuh

+2

LOL, Tiny Fingers.

+2

Damn how long has it been since I've eaten a candy bar? I mean do people still eat those things? They're so delicious but I never buy them. Anyone else just realize that they stopped eating candy bars like they did years ago in their youth?

cya on facebook....

+1

yes.

chocolate?, Chocolate! CHOCOLAAAAATE!!!!!

+7

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-1

Individually wrapped FTW

lolz epic bite

TWO FOR ME NONE FOR YOU

non-voter!

There are* five of us. awesome ytmnd regardless!

this is a worthless piece of garbage. thanks for wasting my muthaf*cking time.

-8

you're absolutely welcome

+10

this is a muthaf*cking time, thanks for the piece

+4

this is a piece of kitkat ....DOH!!

What a fat loser. First he gobbles down his snow cone so fast that he gets brain freeze, and now he kills four other people for a Kit Kat bar. He could have just killed one person and shared.

+3

awesome

Well done, good sir.

kit kats aren't even that good, reeces cups totally rape them

+2

troo

+2

How old is that wrapper?

It's Canadian years old.

+3

haha... that's pretty funny. The end bite/scream was a little awkward, but the idea came across.

+3

Those are screeches of joy.

+1

well it's funny, but omg spoiler warning next time, I'd probably have seen this sooner or later

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I saw this YTMND earlier but didnt vote because i hadn't seen the movie. so i then proceeded to borrow it from a friend. I just finished it. lol

MAN I REALLY WISH I HADN'T WANTED TO SEE THIS MOVIE

+1

This YTMND sucks, I guarantee you at least one of those old people have diabetes.

+1

also would have accepted two for me none for you

Top Marks.

that was f*cking masterful

+1

A better ending by far.