huh? OHHHHHH you mean the opposite of COAKIS.....fine, 3 (great song though)

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Thats my tuba

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Tuba...? tuba.... THAT'S.. YOUR.. TUUUUUUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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DOATUW!!!

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Change title to have PTKFGS for a 5.

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Great logic, dumbsh*t. why the f*ck does a title have any influence on what you vote

What great dumbsh*t logic do you use to 1 star it? "Oh, he's a featured user that I don't like and he got featured and I should have, waa waa waa"? Go blow a donkey, f*g.

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I 1 starred it because it sucks.

Change image to dancing raymond for a 5.

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lol, that would be kinda funny

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change the image to two men racing each other through a cactus patch for a 5

Technically, the opposite of a keyboard would most likely be an unpitched percussion instrument because technically a keyboard is in the percussion family as well. So it should be like a snare drum or maybe a bass drum.

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that classification system isn't as accurate. the cat was on a moog synthesizer, which is not a percussive instrument, but also not stringed or a wind instrument. i forget the name for the other system, but they would call it an "electrophone" meaning it needs electricity to play. "aerophones" require air, "cordophones" are stringed, "membranophones" are played by beating a membrane stretched over something (drum), and "idiophones" are things that are beaten and their vibration makes sound (cowbell...)

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or an alternative shorter answer, maybe the dog should be on a pile of soundproofing foam...

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True...now the piano is often considered a member of the percussion family, because the 88 keys ultimately consist of hammers striking strings. But a synthesizer is different, as it is capable of a true sustained pitch, unlike the piano whose envelope consists of an attack followed immediately by the decay.

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my brain hurts

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because youre a f*ggot

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scrabble, do you have some repressed homosexual tension? Its ok man, its the 21st century. We're all cool with it. Just let it out... or just keep saying f*g every other word. whatever works for you

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says the guy who makes a rant site about heh, one of the best ytmnders around.

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its called "sarcasm"

i see what you did thur

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^^ur vry clevr

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Woof

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what a funny twist on a refreshing new fad

+2

always turn to the pink users for the most innovative and clever new sites

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You know dude, I can care less if you want to downvote my sites... but before you start going off on my wonderful *featured!* status, maybe you should take a look at your own long and distinguished list of sh*tty, sh*tty, RACIST sites... f*ck off.

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f*g

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How the f*ck are my sites racist

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nice to see you too directory, youre one of my favorite users

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is that a joke? count the amount of times the word "n*gger" appears in your site titles or songs used in them... real PC

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you said n*gg*r in that comment, you're racist

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racist, begin the e-stoning everyone come in and call him a f*g quick

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how about some more pink users in here so they can exert their pathetic self importance rather than actually make anything worthwhile

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"count the amount of times the word "n*gger" appears in your site titles or songs used in them... real PC" If you mean that site where I used that rap song that had the word "n*gg*r" (put in quotes to prove im def not raysist k) then im truly confounded by your ignorace

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You're clearly a child thrust into unwarranted attention after being given a pink name after you made song jokes for kids about 2 years ago. I almost feel sorry for you. Good job showing us your ignorance on racial issues (and I'm sure you have many more premature opinions you can't wait to share)

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n*gg*r...im a racist...o my god, someone call the cops.

Nova, you have sites that are prejudiced against Klingons, you bigot!

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Hey now Locke! The Klingons are a misunderstood and mistreated people... I simply brought their plight to life through the magic of song (and Picard). Seriously tho heh, you don't think your sites give off the impression that your racist? Sorry... "Will Smith discover's he a n*gger" did it for me.

I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this. I used it really for shock value and as a parody of real racist sites. If I'm ever racist on YTMND it's just either mild trolling or joking

You have got to wonder how some people become featured.

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just being in the right place at the right time when a sh*tty fad like NEDM or "break my stride" starts up. basically cash in on a joke for children and you'll become featured. This site isn't even being upvoted by the usual morons though it's that terrible

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or be max's bitch for a week and suck his c*ck every hour.

http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Featured_Users#Site_Requirements

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Damn if I had 89 more votes on my DR. L337 threatens me I could be a pinko. lol

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Wiki: "max has not revealed the requirements for becoming a featured user, but some of the suspected conditions include..." so that basically dosen't mean that they still be max's f*ggot. ;)

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There is no automated way of becoming "featured" and there never has been. Max chooses the featured users plain and simple

You fail.

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lol, this is truly hilarious... heh, you clearly have some inferiority issues and way too much time on your hands. If calling me a child makes you feel any better, please, keep it up. As for my pretty pink name, I have absolutely no say in the matter... i made a bunch of pretty highly rated sites 2 years ago, I came back a few months ago, and voila! My name is pink. My apologies tho, if I really was screwing Max I'd put in a good word for you all to appease you.

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Also, you don't just "get lucky" when a fad magically starts... someone actually has to make a site that everyone likes and then wants to emulate. I was fortunate enough to make a couple of those sites... aka "Impossible!" and the anti-stride Scotty fads. I'm glad people liked them. That's it. If you dont, I'm sorry. As for this site, I was bored last night. Period. I think I'm entitled to one effing site rated below a 3.5

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No! You can't have one! Max'll flip a wig! Eh. I'm changing my vote to 5 in spite. Eat a dick, heh.

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I liked the scotty breaks my stride site too but this is garbage. It's that simple. You kicked this off by calling me a racist displaying your own child like ignorance in the process.

just because you are a featured user doesn't mean that you are all mighty and powerful. We can vote 1 if we like, regardless of our other sites. Go outside and play a little if YTMND is making you mad, but don't be a major f*ckface here on the internet.

Exactly. You give a featured user a 1 star because the site sucks, and all of a sudden they often claim "you are downvoting my sites because I am a featured user."

you seem to have missed the part of my "rant" site admitting this site sucks... you guys cant take a joke! apparently im gonna have to find another way to take care of my post-graduation boredom

its only funny if you realise the site sucks BEFORE you create it

I mean its easy to say it sucks now but I'll bet you thought it was going to be a hit before you released it

Quite novel, you should affix PTKFGS though.

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get with the 90's

+1

hot off the press