They're gay.

If you're wearing filp flops the likelyhood is that the ball sweat doesn't belong to you.

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solution: colehaan.com -> shoes

Isn't it gay to be critical of fashion, you flaming f*cking c*ck-swallowing *ssh*le-rimming f*ggot?

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I hesitated when downvoting this one, because I'm almost certain symantech is trying to get a rise out of anybody sensitive enough to whine about any unfair labeling going on here. On the other hand, I think I need to go the obvious route and point out that any one guy in those pictures probably gets more pussy in a night than symantech sees in a year. Well, this site sucks anyways.

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For once I agree with omgbomb

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I knew this would be good when I saw the preloader

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Aphex Twin - Avril 14th

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sandals

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preach it.

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Amen.

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F*GGOT !!!!!

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Well, I live on the beach, so.... yeah, I wear sandals/flip flops a lot. Girls like that look. Especially if you have nice looking, suntanned feet... like I do. Granted, they are not appropriate for all occasions. Don't take a girl to dinner wearing flip flops and don't wear them to work if you are in a respectable office. But for days off, running errands or whatever, they're perfectly fine. Although I don't like how they look with long pants.

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Hey, flip flops are ok if your girl friend's name is Bruce.

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Walk barefoot like a man.

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Well it's better than that whole "black socks with white sneakers" look you got going on.

Real men wear boots.

a samurai is going to kill you for calling him gay

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i disagree. crocs, on the other hand...

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well I laughed

IN JAMAICA YOU WHERE THEM EVERY DAY

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4'd for Gay Fule

Right, because wearing certain footwear implies you're gay.

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comment of the year

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To all kids who believe flip flops are F*GGOT....*funny YTMND of Raving Terminator wearing flip flops and Murdarmachene fart compilation*

Damn, flip flop wearers sure are sensitive little bitches are they?

its very hard for sheep to abandon the herd.

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A group of sheep is a flock, not a herd. And if you are calling sandal wearers are "sheep" you are calling us conformists? If you ask me, only wearing shoes all the time makes you a conformists. Wearing alternate footwear makes you a non-conformist and therefore, not a sheep.

if you are calling sandal wearers "sheep"*

like a lot of my other work, this site is a simply a metaphor. in this case, it represents the country's obsession with west coast fashion and culture, and how companies are shoving it down the throats of the weak and gullible. when people in the middle of the country who are hundreds of miles away from any body of water are wearing flip flops because they are 'cool' and their friends wear them, they have fallen for the trap. they are sheep.

Very rarely do I give a 1 but what the hell do you got against sandals? I wear them all the time F*CK SHOES!!! (unless it is cold)

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I put powder in my socks

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Because they're comfortable, and my toenails aren't all hideously deformed.

I'm sure your toenails are just outrageous.

mine are

This is so true. LMAO @ all the guys getting their panties in a bunch over this YTMND.

Sandal wearers simply do not agree, and this should not be perceived as any form of panty-bunching. It is a difference of opinion based on regional climate and cultural fashion (which is objective to say the least). I should make a website about how popped collars and sideways baseball caps make you look like a douchebag. Then I will make fun of you as you defend those fashion choices :P

I meant to say "subjective" not "objective"

why would i defend that, they're the same fruits who wear sandals

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pfft, I don't got time to tie shoelaces

Why not? If you wear flip flops you spend most of the time bent over anyway. Might as well tie your shoes while you're getting pounded. Am I right?

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i notice that most people who say flip flops are gay are also the ones who are afraid to take their shirt off when they go swimming

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Aren't the fat ones the people most likely to wear sandals?

no. they need closed toed shoes to contain their foot and give it support.

What I meant by this is that guys that call flip flops gay are usually also the ones who aren't secure enough in their masculinity/sexuality to take their shirt off in front of people. The same way they aren't secure enough to wear something like flip flops, which are unisex, on a hot day or on a beach when they are much more comfortable and practical than shoes.

I also wanna know when flip-flops/sandals became a female only thing. dudes have been wearing forms of flip-flops and sandals since f*ckin B.C.

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Your lack of masculinity is disturbing.

SolidLuigi's right. Only soldiers wore caligae, for instance--though those are sandals and flip-flops are worse than sandals. But I hope at least we can all agree those individual toe shoes are gay.

Needs more sync.

Flip flops aren't gay. They are just stupid. Please learn the difference.

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I'm currently laughing my *ss off at every retard posting comments here who thinks flip flops count as sandals.

If you live at the beach, you always wear em.

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Wear what? Assless chaps?

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SilverDollar, we would never raid your closet like that. We'd hate to let you out. ;)

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Ha!

It was acceptable in Australia.

*snort* look at those preppy F*GGOTS on the beach and outside in this unbearable weather *wheeze* They should be wearing socks and shoes, they're so GAY for wearing flip-flops *buttons up dragon shirt and removes another hot pocket from the microwave.*

The votes are indicating that we have a lot of pissed off flip flop f*gs here. Calm down girls. It's only a YTMND.

You are projecting. I disagree with this ytmnd's statement, but I am not pissed off in any way.

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You are over-reacting to my over-reacting

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weak

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wow for someone who is straight, you sure do care a lot about men's footwear.

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Beaten as a child?

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personally, i'm more concerned about men who try and put their dicks in my *ss then men who wear cheap, backless sandals

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This is so true. 5'd to spite all the f*gs getting their panties in a bunch.

Their thongs were riding high as is....

buckets of fail edharrisletter.ytmnd.com

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oh ok

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lol, ffs. you have officially won the gay award you phaggot

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