has ytmnd uncovered a conspiracy?

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no one cares about dem damn n*gg*rs

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I dont know either of those people

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*smacks lips*

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YOU SIR, ARE A GENIUS!

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DUN DUN DUNNN!

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It's crazy! Almost as if they were related or something. Someone hold me, I feel faint.

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THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON. YOU JUST REALIZED THIS?

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Am I supposed to see something special? I can only see the puke I left on my keyboard after getting an epileptic seizure.

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IT'S JUST LIKE JEWEL IS ALSO RICKY MARTIN!

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Conclusively, "Diane was right. The world is changing, music is changing, drugs are changing, even men and women are changing. One thousand years from now there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me. It's just a pity nobody told Begbie."

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4 for benefit of the doubt, firefox won't let me hear sh*t

Why has this not been on DIGG more? I want more people looking into this, because I am actually starting to believe it. Though a small part of me doesn't want them to get wrecked if it was true; I'd actually appreciate them more. There is something to be said for someone who can con the world out of billions.

I'd do both of them!

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My, that's certainly akward.

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why is that akward?

only awkward if the balls touch

O_o You broke my childhood.

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underage b&

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also, achy breaky hearts

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OMG DUDE YOU WIN!

give it a few years.... miley cryus will be just like britney spears.... a total and complete whore.... the gears are already turning

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oh wow, you are the first person to ever come up with this clever and original slam.

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ya, i regurgitate everything i see on south park too... ya vah-gina! i don't know a f*cking thing about hannah montana, but seeing as her upbringing was nothing like spears', i serious doubt she going to end up like britney spears.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

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LEAVE MILEY ALONE!!!

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LEAVE BILLY RAY ALONE!!!

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Let's just take a quick roll call of pop starlets that got their first big break with Disney. (this is left as an exercise to the reader.)

She's his beard.

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I've gotta show this to my little sister, it will crush her soul. XD

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Little sister can't you find another way?

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Saying Santa isn't real is more efficient.

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Go steal her ADAM

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WHERE"S YOUR GOD NOW

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lol you used % signs while voting !...

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oops

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shoover is a pawn in steakman's evil game of checkers.

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faved again dude

it sounds like Miley Ray Cyrus going crunk.

i work it again and again when i see her....

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hannah montana sites... ugh more pedo than stephanie. 1'd from the antares maelstrom, perdition's flames, and the moons of nibia

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Nothing pedo about it, friend-o, unless you've got some fetish about her and her dad being the same person. Not that anything's wrong with that. Also, you f*cked up the quote.

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yuo win

this is f*ckin scary hahahahaha

5 for the audio cite

I'd still hit it

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Conspiracy!

weird

Congrats, this means that Hanna Montana's fame will fade in the foreseeable future. You just found something big.

blowjob

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sex with men

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egonym

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max

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http://conviction.ytmnd.com/

billy ray cyrus is a true southern musician, not like these "rapping" n*gg*rs you see on tv. they do nothing but glorify drugs, car theft and murder. wipe em all out.

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http://ytmndwhitepower.ytmnd.com/

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You hate what you don't know. Afraid of what you hate. Theres no power in ignorance my white friend.

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Personally, I hate what I know more than what I don't, and I've always found that quote retarded. I'm pretty ambivalent about what I don't know, although considering how much I hate, it's probably fair to assume I will hate it should I encounter it.

Blind Willie Johnson, Willie Dixon, and Kansas Joe McCoy were true southern musicians as well. Look 'em up.

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he is only a true southern musician b/c he had a mullet.

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moar stephanie

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more hot asian chick

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moar moar moar, how do you liek it, how do you liek it??

Someone Digg this sh*t, stat

bahaha

why did i 5 this ...

Do people really think a 15-year-old writes her own songs?

Do people really think a 15-year-old sings her own songs?

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lol, hanson wrote their own songs younger than that. not that they were good, but they did write them.

Uhh... yeah? She doesn't write the Hannah Montana songs though

The OMG text completely blocks the top half of the picture, ruining whatever you were going for.

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I tried it with 'Achy Breaky Heart' and 'See You Again'. Hillarious!

'See You Again' sounds like a song by The Cars when it's slowed down.

This is one of those few YTMNDS that earn a five on almost all levels domain 1title/domain name 2 funny concept flavored with truth 3 perfect audio synce. Haven't made a fave in a while but congrats

the slowed down version actually sounds like a listenable song, not good, but not as bad that you have to turn it off.

That's because the chorus is a VI-IV-I-V chord progression. Works every time.

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Right on. This is the same progression that made The Kids Aren't Alright sound so epic. Also that Matt Good one about advertising on police cars.

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yes that's the progression of bubble gum music -- but don't forget the sus2 resolution at the end. That's what makes it Disney.

whoa

Heh. Billy Ray has a Camel Toe.

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Okay, with the way that image is sped up, you'd have to be staring REALLY hard to see that.

Escape button...

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Its her singing slowed down that makes her sound just like her father, it has nothing to do with the photos. Obviously they will look alike.

Thank you for this genius insight.

mmm yeah, shouldve replied to coldstones comment, as that where it was directed...

Fav'd to track...it would be interesting if you were to really uncover something

I'm pitch shifting her vocals down so you can hear his voice in the original tempo. one moment please...

Okay so I did the pitch shifting so you can hear the fake miley voice slowed down and the Really Billy voice at the normal tempo. http://imsold.ytmnd.com/ great job bbopdude

I'm pretty sure listening to enough Miley Cyrus to do this much editing makes you a pretty huge f*g

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or maybe only a man incredibly comfortable in his own skin and with his sexuality could possibly listen to so much Hannah Montana. it's the pink shirt rule applied to music.

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men who are incredibly comfortable enough to do such things are incredibly comfortable because they're in the closet. The closet is cozy, I'm told.

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Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person? That's news to me

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This is bullsh*t... She is a lousy singer whose vocals are autotuned. That is the only conspircacy.

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i know what you mean. And moon man didn't actually talk with the voice of AT & T Mike in the old McDonalds commercials. I mean, what the F*CK man!!!???

I recognize the extreme amount of effort you put into this.

haha OH WOW

Oh lol.

Christ on his throne. Bill Ray's song you'd imagine hearing at some metropolitan country-themed bar, yet Miley's you'd expect to hear in some metropolitan country-themed gay bar.